the last witcher

Concubine Ling saw that my reaction was cold, so she continued: "At the beginning, she didn't have a good relationship with the people in our dormitory, and it happened that she fell out of love at that time, so Xiao Yu'er introduced her to her cousin..." Okay Well, after talking for a long time, this sentence is the key point, okay?

You have been making trouble for a long time, Xiao Yu'er, you planned to let your cousin play with your roommate with ill intentions, but in the end, you got trapped and threw your cousin into the pit. What a big pit.

Thinking of this, I asked Xiao Yuer: "Then what's the situation with your cousin now?"

"It's just a trance, sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, and it's not all because of that bitch." Xiao Yu'er said angrily.

"Didn't you go to the hospital?" I thought it was not my turn to take care of this matter, so I proposed a more pertinent solution.

"Why don't you go, the hospital can't solve the problem, and then my fourth aunt said it's the disease of leaving the soul, let me ask you to help solve it.

Shit, my dear fourth aunt, I have been studying with you for so many days, and it is the first time I heard about this disease from your niece. When did you teach me the method of curing the soul-leaving disease? What a meow!

I cursed infinitely in my heart, but I couldn't show it on my face.So I pretended to be calm and said to Xiao Yu'er: "Wait for me to go back and see if there is a symptomatic way to treat your cousin's illness." He took it out, took out one of the life-saving amulets and handed it to Xiao Yuer, "Give this amulet to your cousin to carry with you first, so that your cousin can be more stable before I find a way."

Xiao Yu'er took the life-saving amulet, put it away carefully, and then asked me: "Then when will you find a solution?"

"I'll do it as soon as possible. After I find a solution, I'll call you as soon as possible." I replied helplessly.

"Then thank you." Xiao Yu'er replied happily after hearing what I said.

"Sorry, I'm going to the bathroom, you two wait for me." After saying hello, I ran to the bathroom.

I originally planned to say, I will go to the bathroom to meet a good friend of mine, and if I have the opportunity, I will introduce them to the two girls, but considering that I already have Wang Lili by my side, I can't be too greedy, so I adopted the second choice. kind of argument.Of course, I would never use the first statement.

Because that only applies between buddies.If you don't believe me, you can say to the girl you just met: "I'm going to take a pee, wait for me for a while." Look at the other person's expression.

Coming out of the bathroom, I came to the window where the two girls ordered food just now, intending to settle the bill in order to show my gentlemanly demeanor.How can I imagine that this shit is a university cafeteria, and everyone pays first and then picks up the food, miscalculation, miscalculation!

After asking for a few plastic bags from the aunt in the cafeteria, I went back to the two girls and said, "Pack it up, you don't have to cook at night." After saying these words at the banquet, the boss will let me do whatever I want.

But the two sisters, Nima, actually took it seriously. Except for the sauerkraut soup, they put all the remaining dishes into plastic bags, and said while packing, "Now you don't need to cook tonight. You put that in this plastic bag... "

Well, dogs, I'm sorry for you. When you meet such two incomprehensible foodies, you should eat a big pot of corn noodles stewed with fish heads at night.

After packing the bags, the three of us walked downstairs, just in time to catch up with a foreign teacher who was blond and blue-eyed, but looked a bit old.

Xiao Yuer stared at the foreign teacher for a long time, then turned to me and asked, "Jia Shu, the university you study in Beijing, does that school have many foreign teachers?"

After showing an exaggerated smile at Xiao Yu'er, I said, "My school is not that many, but compared to these local universities, in the school I was studying at the beginning, I could meet foreigners at any time. of."

After hearing this, Concubine Ling said: "The foreigner who just passed by taught us English, and that foreigner is very good. If there is anything we don't understand, he will explain it to us carefully. If the explanation is not clear, he will explain it to us. Act accordingly so that we understand the meaning of that word."

"Yes, yes. And that foreigner is very persistent!" Xiao Yu'er snatched the conversation away and said, "That foreigner is very fond of Chinese martial arts. Later, when he practiced in Taizihe in the morning, he met an old man who practiced martial arts. Since then, no matter it is windy or rainy, this foreigner will go out to practice every morning before dawn, and it will be rain or shine.”

"I also have a deep understanding of this, but have you two ever seen two foreigners arguing?" I said to the two girls as I walked towards the supermarket, already on the first floor.

"Let's hear it!" Xiao Yu'er said in a curious tone.

I usually smoke [-] Zhongnanhai. Today, in front of the two girls, I gritted my teeth and bought a box of Yuxi. It’s fake. It’s really sad. It’s not wrong to pretend to be struck by lightning. .

With a fake cigarette in my mouth, I recalled: "Once, the French male foreign teacher in our school quarreled with an American on the street, and he happened to be met by some brothers in our dormitory, who scolded me. It's funny."

After looking at the expectant eyes of these two girls, I continued awesomely: "In the beginning, the two foreigners scolded each other in English, but the French foreign teachers have no advantage at all. After all, there is only "****er is my dog” and so on, extremely elegant and harmless. On the contrary, it’s that old beauty, who spit out dirty words in clusters of changing flowers, and what she said is called a slippery one. Listen! We are all ashamed.

It may be that our French foreign teacher suddenly had an inspiration when he saw our brothers coming.So the following dialogue occurred:

French Army: **Your uncle!Let's see what you do!

U.S. military: ……………

French Army: Your mother is a stinky bastard, and your whole family is a stinky bitch.

U.S. military: ……………

French Army: You **** American Imperial Devils, fuck your grandma's legs.

U.S. military: ……………

French Army: Look again, you son of a bitch, you can beat you pretty well.

U.S. military: ……………

Lao Mei didn't expect that this guy didn't play cards according to the routine.He walked away without a word.

Seeing the complete victory of the French-American War, the French man pinched his waist and sternly said: "You little bear! Still want to fight with my old lady? Pooh!"

This is for the joy of Xiao Yuer and Ling Fei, I almost laughed on the ground, I threw the fake cigarette I smoked a few mouthfuls on the ground, and licked my feet hard, it was so hard to smoke, it was so special What a stabbing tongue.

Then, I took out my legendary Nokia 5110 and called Wang Lili, asking her to pick me up at the door.I didn't expect this little girl to accompany my mother to the shopping mall, and before I finished speaking, she asked me to go back to the wedding shop to wait for her alone. Shit, it seems that I can't pretend to be aggressive in front of these two girls.

to be continued