the last witcher

After hanging up the phone, I asked the two girls around me. It seemed that they had nothing serious to do for a while, so I chatted with them for a while.

"Do you two know how troublesome the number of French people is?" I remembered the story of the foreign teacher in France who taught us French.

"I don't know!" The two girls replied shaking their heads in unison.

"Listen well, the way of counting from 10 to 60 in French is the same as in Chinese, it's abnormal from [-] onwards!

60到79的读法是：60+10，60+11,60+12,60+13…

70到89的读法是： x4， x4+1, x4+2， x4+3…

90到98的读法是： x4+10, x4+11…… x4+18；

The last and most abnormal word is 99, read as: quatre-vingt-dix-neuf, which can be understood as: 4x +19=99.

If this Nima is not good at mathematics, it is estimated that there is no way to learn French at all, so I just learn to count, and my third child and I are confused about counting. Until now, I just remember a French greeting: "Silly donkey and stupid pig Already!"

Concubine Ling said with envious eyes, "Jia Shu, how do you know so much?"

I pretended to smile at Concubine Ling, feeling full of pride in my heart.In fact, this is the gap between big cities and small cities.

At the beginning, Wang Zhongjun of Huayi Brothers, if he hadn’t stayed in the United States for a few years, he could design logos for Industrial and Commercial Bank of China and Agricultural Bank of China when he came back. This is a matter of broadening his horizons.So, readers, if you are still very young, it is very helpful to go for a stroll in some big cities at home and abroad to broaden your horizons and your thinking.

After laughing, I called Lao Cao: "Brother Cao, come and pick me up later."

"Wait for me to take over the shift." Brother Cao is really a good guy, and he agreed without asking me where I was going. It seems that I haven't paid him the fare to Anshan Meijing last time.

"What time do you turn over?" I asked Lao Cao, "It should be five o'clock today." "No need, I'll take a taxi, thank you, Brother Cao." "Thank you, I have something to call. "

"By the way, brother Cao, do you know about soul-leaving disease?" I asked Lao Cao with the mentality of giving it a try.

"I know, it's because of some accidents that the soul of a person temporarily left the body. It's enough to make a confession and bring it back." Lao Cao said it was relaxed and happy. It seems that this disease is very difficult for Lao Cao. , It's really not a problem.

"Okay, do me a favor in a few days, there may be a list for leaving the soul, I need your help." I hurriedly hugged Brother Cao's thigh, for fear that he would run away.

"Then let's go today, there's nothing to do anyway. By the way, how much will the other party pay?" Brother Cao immediately asked the question he was most concerned about.

"The relatives of the fourth aunt's family, you can watch and accept it." I said teasing Lao Cao.

"Hey, I'll go. Where can we collect money? It's because of our relationship with Fourth Aunt. We absolutely can't collect money for this job. Or let them charter my car to go. It just so happens that I will take over the shift soon." Brother Cao's three words are inseparable from making money. It's really difficult for a man without money!

"Haha." Brother Cao's answer made me laugh out loud. Teasing Brother Cao every day is really refreshing and full of energy. "If someone has a car, you'll just fall into the well—Don't fish for this god!"

"Oh, call me when you go, so that I can prepare the form in advance." Brother Cao immediately lost his enthusiasm when he heard that he had no money to make. My dear brother, it's really interesting.

"Okay, I'll call later!" Hang up the phone, take a look, it's only past four o'clock, forget it, I won't wait for anyone, just take a taxi and go back.

Xiao Yu'er probably heard my call, so he came up to me and asked, "Is there a way to solve my cousin's matter?"

"En! However, the other party has something to do today, and he doesn't even bother with the letter. I'll read it at your uncle's house tomorrow, and then I'll deal with your cousin's affairs." I explained briefly my schedule.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yu'er pouted and said, "Why don't you go to my cousin's place today, my aunt and the others are dying of anxiety."

Well, this is really a trivial matter.From this sentence, I can clearly know that Xiao Yu'er is closer to her aunt's house, and farther away from the uncle's house in Anshan.

"Well, I still have something to do here today, and it's not too bad, what do you think?" I'm really tired. I've hardly had a good night's sleep due to the mess these days.And just beside him is a beautiful girl who looks like a flower and a jade, so if she doesn't use it at night, it's not a waste of money.

Concubine Ling tugged Xiao Yu'er and winked.That should mean don't talk about it, I can save face for the two of them by making a special trip here, don't force some things.I smiled gratefully at Concubine Ling, this girl is very nice, she knows how to read words and expressions.After seeing this, Xiao Yu'er had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​going there today.

It's not a problem for the three of us to be stuck in front of the university like wooden stakes, so I planned to hail a taxi for the two girls, send them away first, and then go back to the wedding shop to wait for Wang Lili.But at this moment, my magic phone, Nokia, rang again. "Hello, Jia Shu's wedding, may I ask..." "I'm Lili, you didn't see the caller ID." The other party said dissatisfied.

"Ah, I didn't notice, what's the matter?" I asked curiously.

"Our mother is going back to put up straw curtains for the fish shed. I will take my mother back and pick you up. Where are you?" It seems that it is time to put the curtains for the ornamental fish shed. No wonder this girl will send the old lady back , take the old lady out earlier next time, and ask her future daughter-in-law to accompany her more.

"It's not far away. It's just at the entrance of the teacher's college. Come and pick me up." I stopped Xiaoyu'er and Concubine Ling who were taking a taxi, and continued to talk to Wang Lili.

"Why are you still watching the fun? Are you done with your business?" Wang Lili asked with concern, "It's done, come here quickly, it's so fucking cold here." I said with a sigh.

"Then don't wander around, I'll be there right away." After Wang Lili told me, she hung up the phone.

I thought that the three of us can't just wait here, so I casually threw out a short joke: "Do you know which country we can go to so that we can find confidence?"

Xiao Yu'er lowered her head and didn't answer me, she seemed to be still angry at me for not going to her aunt's house right away, but the concubine asked in puzzlement: "I don't know? What does this have to do with going to any country?" relationship?"

I lit a fake cigarette again, took a puff, frowned and said, "A friend of mine who works as a teacher in New Oriental said that when his friend's child was in a junior high school in China, his grades were so poor that he was ranked at the bottom. One, far away from the bottom No.2 by a lot of points. I really couldn't get along, so I went abroad decisively and went to Fiji.

After going to Peiji, the child learned from the pain, immersed himself in his studies, worked hard for more than a month, and ushered in the final exam.As a result, before the teacher finished handing out the paper, he finished it. . .The test is addition and subtraction within ten;

This surprised the teacher very much, and decisively sent him to participate in the school's mathematics competition.Addition and subtraction within twenty. . .The kid won the first place without any suspense.

This surprised the principal very much, and decisively sent him to participate in the state-wide mathematics competition.Addition and subtraction within fifty. . .The kid won the first place without any suspense.

This surprised the governor very much, and decisively sent him to participate in the national mathematics competition.Addition and subtraction within one hundred. . .The kid won the first place without any suspense.

At last the boy was received by the king and awarded a gold medal.

The king excitedly shook his hand and said, "Are all of you Chinese like you?"

The child said calmly, "No, I'm the only one like this~!"

to be continued