the last witcher

Therefore, if we are looking for self-confidence, the first choice is definitely Fiji. "I just finished speaking here, including Xiao Yu'er who is still angry with me, and Concubine Ling, they were all amused by me and burst out laughing.

"Jia Shu...a little oil...my stomach hurts from laughing." Xiao Yu'er said, clutching her stomach.

"Haha, you are such a pistachio." Concubine Ling was no better than Xiao Yu'er, she also said to me while clutching her stomach.

Well, these two girls laughed so hard in the cold weather, they must have been fed the northwestern wind, so it's no wonder that they don't have a stomachache at night.However, I am still very proud!

If the third child sees me like this now, he will definitely say Jiang Zi: "Jia Shu asked the Zen master worriedly: "Master, nuclear pollution, global warming, earthquakes, tsunamis and other natural disasters continue. Where will human beings go? The Zen master took out a raw duck egg and a salted duck egg, and smashed the eggs on your girl's head. He asked Jia Shu, "Which one hurts more?" Jia Shu replied, "Salty eggs hurt!" "The Zen master said: "If you are idle, find something to do!" "

It's a pity that the song is so high and few, no one can understand it.Just when I was feeling infinitely sentimental, Wang Lili drove up to me in her BMW.

"Where are you two going? I'll ask my fiancée to take you two there." I swept away the decline just now, and immediately said to the two girls pretendingly.

After watching the two girls look Wang Lili up and down for a few moments, Xiao Yu'er first said: "Jia Shu, your girlfriend is too beautiful and temperamental, how did you deceive her?"

Concubine Ling is very affordable, after looking at her, she got into the car.I proudly said: "Your sister-in-law chased me, get in the car, sister!"

"Wow!" Xiao Yu'er exclaimed in disbelief, and then got into the car, and I sat in the co-pilot's seat.

I have to say that Wang Lili is really proficient in world affairs. Seeing that I brought two girls up, she was not jealous at all. Instead, she asked happily, "Where did you cheat two such beautiful girls, husband?"

"What's the matter, you still plan to sell it to the Shanxi black coal mine?" I teased Wang Lili and said, just as I finished speaking, Xiao Yu'er's face paled in fright, I was really joking, okay?

"If you sell you, you can't sell my two beautiful girls." Wang Lili's mouth is so sweet, mother, there will be no milk tomorrow morning.

"This is Wang Lili, my fiancée; this is Liu Ziyu, you can call her Xiao Yuer; the one next to you is Zhao Juan, you can call her Concubine Ling." I began to introduce the three girls to each other in the car with.

Xiao Yu'er and Concubine Ling nodded to Wang Lili, and Wang Lili smiled and said, "Concubine Ling? Then I will play the role of Nanny Rong." In one sentence, everyone in the car was amused, and at the same time, the distance between them was shortened. .

"Where are you going?" I asked the two girls' destination with interest.

"Just put us in Muyushi (the name of a shopping mall)." Xiao Yu'er replied without looking outside.

"Okay, sit still." Wang Lili turned the steering wheel, and the car drove in the direction of Muyushi.

I was afraid that these girls would be bored, so I said loudly in the car: "Let me tell you an African joke."

"What are you going to risk again?" Zhi Fu Mo Ruo's wife, as soon as I opened my mouth, Wang Lili stopped me.

"Then tell me, sister-in-law, Jia Shu's jokes are really interesting." Xiao Yu'er, a silly girl, complimented me like this without showing the face of my fiancée.

I coughed in embarrassment, for fear that Wang Lili would hold on to the words, but when I peeked out, she seemed to be fine, so I relaxed and continued to speak: "Two African couples are arguing. My husband said:" Schidaki! "The wife said:" Kuo dig Nini! The husband said: "Toka, Angie, the prison at the bottom of the building is so thick and wide!" At this time, the wife had already knelt down and begged: "Mimina Kuo Wu Di, Da Lai Ting Kuo black-bone chicken!" The husband yelled angrily: "Qina Tingkuo Black-bone Chicken!" "

After I finished speaking, seeing the expressions of "what's next?" on the faces of the three girls in the car, I laughed and said, "One car with two goods, as if you can understand it, haha!"

Wang Lili pinched my inner thigh hard, and the two girls behind shouted that I was fooled, haha, I am too bad.

"By the way, we've known each other for so long, but I still don't know what occupations you both have?" I stopped laughing and asked the two girls in the back row.

"I work as an accountant at the Ben Milk Station in this city, and Concubine Ling works as a teacher at an elementary school in their city." As expected, Xiao Yu'er just left school not long ago, and she answered truthfully whatever I asked, but that's okay, always Stronger than the flashy ones.

"Oh, milk!" After repeating it several times, I said with a smile, "Do you know what these cows are most afraid of?"

"What are you most afraid of?" Xiao Yu'er continued to ask without giving a lesson, Ling Fei was very smart and didn't speak, while Wang Lili rolled her eyes at me and continued to drive steadily.

"I'm most afraid that cadres from the county will go to the countryside." I continued to be poor with these three girls.

"Why?" Even Ling Fei was curious this time.

"Think about it, a bull and a cow are grazing in the field with their calves, and a black limousine comes over, and the bull says, "No, you two eat, I'm leaving, and the county is down to cadres up. "

The cow asked: "What's so scary about coming down to the cadres?" The bull said: "You don't know, they will eat the bullwhip as soon as they come down." The cow said: "Then I have to run too." The bull asked: "You don't have any cows?" What are you afraid of whipping?" The cow said: "You don't know, these cadres will brag after eating the bullwhip!" The calf said: "Then I have to go with you too." The bull and the cow asked: "Why are you going?" ?” Maverick said, “You don’t know, when they finish their bragging, they talk about it.”

"Haha, Ci'ao! Husband, where did you hear this joke, why are you so lewd." Wang Lili didn't hold back this time, and laughed along with the two girls behind.

I thought to myself, where is this? If the third child is here, we will sing together, make fun of each other, and you three girls will probably have a good time today.

Even if I take a [-] step back, my partner with the former boss driver Xiao Zhao can still make you girls crazy. It can only be said that you have too few people in contact with.

"Okay, we're here!" Just when I was about to tell a few more jokes, Wang Lili parked the car on the side of the road and said, pointing to the large Muyushi market not far away.

"Thank you, Jia Shu, thank you, sister-in-law!" Concubine Ling said politely, "Jia Shu, if you have a letter from you, please let me know as soon as possible, my cousin's family only has such a precious son as him." Xiao Yu'er When I was about to get off the car, Qian exhorted and said to me.I made an ok gesture, and then watched the two girls get off the car.

After closing the door of the car, I gently asked Wang Lili, "Daughter-in-law, are you happy today?"

Wang Lili did not speak, but took out a pack of cigarettes, put one in her mouth, and then threw the cigarette to me. After we both lit the fire, she said slowly: "Husband, I am really very happy." I envy you for having such good parents, really!"

I know that when I went to see my parents today, this little girl Wang Lili was very touched. While she was not driving, I took her head into my arms and said softly: "From now on, they will also be your father." Mom, although they failed to give birth to you and raise you, I guarantee that they will treat you as their own daughter."

"I believe it!" Wang Lili waited for me to finish speaking, and replied to me a little touched.

I put the cigarette away, kissed the other person's forehead, and asked quietly: "Where did you go for a walk with my mother this afternoon?"

to be continued