the last witcher

As soon as I finished speaking, Wang Lili struggled out of my arms, and said helplessly, "What are you talking about, I was going to buy some decent jewelry for our mother, but my mother didn't say anything. .

In the end, I followed your advice and took our mother to the New Century Mall, saying that I would buy a few sets of clothes for myself, but I actually planned to buy them for my mother.But every time I tried on clothes, the old lady would go to the cashier to pay the bill, and there was nothing I could do about it.You said that even my own mother couldn't do it, why can our mother do it? "

I smiled and asked back: "Life is one hundred, all kinds of things (read sai three times), let him pass the past, don't you meet such a good mother-in-law, don't you feel satisfied?"

"Contentment, I am really contentment!" Wang Lili said emotionally.

"Since you are content, hurry home quickly. You know, you raped me yesterday morning, and I haven't experienced the right to be a husband yet," I said with a lewd smile.

"Okay, I'll go back right away and be your little wife. I'll let my husband dispose of me tonight, isn't it swollen?" Wang Lili followed my words.

"Let's go!" Xiaoyou, I feel that life is so beautiful, this is the same question I often ask brides when I preside over weddings, "Who do you hate the most today?"

Generally, the bride will say that it is the groom, and then I will announce the correct answer with a smirk on my face: "Actually, you should hate God the most!" When everyone is puzzled, I will announce the final answer, "How can the sky still be?" Not black!"

It seems that it is getting late now, I want to put my arms around my Meijiao Niang, and we will return home together as a husband and wife.

After Wang Lili started the car, she asked me, "Should I go to your place or go to my house?"

I thought about it, although my wedding shop is big enough, but after all, it is facing the street, with cars coming and going, the noise is loud, and the sound insulation effect is not very good.That's not to mention, every night from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-], there is always a group of old ladies dancing in front of the Tianyi Swimming Pool opposite me. After all, it is a public area, so even if it is annoying, I can't say anything.Thinking of this, I have the answer, "Go to your place!"

Wang Lili hesitated at first, but after seeing my fiery eyes, she immediately drove towards her home resolutely.

To be honest, I also wanted to ask Wang Lili why she hesitated, but I am tired and exhausted now, and the side effects of mental relaxation are beginning to appear, and a strong sense of tiredness made me yawn involuntarily.

That's not to mention, I'm a type of person who gets more physically excited the more tired he is physically.I just want to go to my fiancée's house right now, take a good shower, and then have a sex with the beautiful girl I decided to protect for the rest of my life, and then have a good sleep, and wait until Monday to go to Anshan to sell fish. Go to Xiao Yuer's uncle's house to have a look.

Wang Lili saw that I didn't speak for a long time, and asked distressedly: "Husband, are you tired?"

I nodded lightly, and Wang Lili said with distressed eyes, "If you are tired, just sleep for a while, and I will call you when I get home."

I pinched my thigh hard, and then said to Wang Lili with a smile: "Drive hard, I will chat with you." In fact, I know that this girl has been crazy with me all night, and she is also tired at the moment extremely.For the sake of safety, I'd better talk to her for a while.

"Then you tell me to listen, I like you to tell me jokes the most." Wang Lili said to me happily, seeing that I was still thinking, this girl continued to add: "However, husband, I was a little jealous just now. "

"With whom? It can't be those two girls, right?" I asked in surprise.

"Yeah, you don't treat every girl the same as me, do you?" Wang Lili muttered in a low voice.

"Honey, let me apologize to you first!" After finishing speaking, I formally bowed my head to the other party to show my sincerity.Then I said: "I am poor-mouthed and very ruffian, these are my shortcomings. Sometimes, when there are too many people, I forget that I am already a man with a family, so from now on my wife Be sure to scold me for this stinking problem."

"Eh..." Wang Lili was speechless, and she opened for a while before she said with a smile: "Husband, you are so mean, you deliberately blocked my mouth with words, didn't you?"

I replied with a smirk: "The apology is sincere. As for gagging your mouth?" Returning to his place, he said happily, "That's right!"

"Husband, you are so bad!" Wang Lili said shyly, which made me very excited.

"By the way, husband, didn't you just tell me a joke?" Wang Lili suddenly remembered what I just said.

"I forgot!" Well, I admit that I did think of it just now, but I forgot again.But who am I? After I finished speaking and forgot, I immediately thought of a special one with no lower limit, so I hurriedly said: "However, I came up with a more interesting childhood anecdote."

"Let's hear it?" Wang Lili said to me while driving.

"It is said that my grandma's family lives in Xiaozhuang, which is opposite to the teacher's college and very close to the train track. When I was a child, every Chinese New Year holiday, relatives in the family would take their children to my grandma's house. Once, I saw my third uncle's house My child and my fourth aunt’s child were playing with a group of local children on the train track. When the train arrived, a cloud of water sprayed from the outside of the carriage, and the children, including my two younger brothers, opened their mouths and went crazy It seemed like running against the water mist, and waving and screaming, I don't know how fun it is.

I felt that it was not a fun thing, and I was even more afraid of danger, so I didn't participate.Many years later, I found out that the toilets on the train can only be used after the train is started. That is because, after the train starts, the wind brought by the train will scatter the poop, urine, etc. No dirt will be left on it.

When I think of my brother and his group of children opening their mouths to spray water, I am very happy! "

"Squeaky" Wang Lili parked the car on the side of the road in an emergency, then lay on the steering wheel and started laughing. It seemed that this was the second time I made her stop in an emergency.

"Haha...I can't do it...haha!" Wang Lili laughed so hard that she was struggling to speak, and I hurriedly patted my back and stroked my hair again.

"Don't..haha...don't..touch me!" Wang Lili hurriedly stopped me, and smiled desperately. It was estimated that she could laugh for 10 minutes before the girl slowed down, opened the car window, and breathed greedily outside icy air.

"Husband, I have never met a man worse than you in my life." Wang Lili said to me with tender eyes after putting her head back in the car.

"Okay, wife, have you laughed enough? Are you refreshed? Then go home quickly, we still have business to do!" I said to Wang Lili impatiently.

"Got it!" Wang Lili yelled at me, and instead of starting the car immediately, she suddenly lowered her voice and said, "Come here, my wife will give you some reward."

I was as excited as a fool, and hurriedly put my mouth together.But this little goblin just took a sip on my face like a dragonfly, and then whistled and drove towards the house.

This makes me anxious, it's the same as the feeling of being unable to hold back when you wake up in the morning and go to the toilet to urinate!This little elf is too bad, let's see how I deal with you when I go back!

to be continued