the last witcher

Just when Wang Lili was teasing me so much that she couldn't stop, the girl turned over and fled from the bed, leaving me alone looking at her impatiently and entangled.

"Your Majesty, this concubine is not feeling well, so I'm leaving first, let's look at the other concubine's sign tonight." The little goblin retreated to the door, and actually came up with such a sentence for me, so that I didn't get my nose crooked. Heck!

Then, I gritted my teeth and said, "But you are the only concubine I love?"

God knows if this girl has been with me for a long time, and she is as choking as I am when she talks.I saw my second-rate daughter-in-law say lightly: "Aren't there still nobles left and nobles right, they have been with the emperor for more than 30 years."

I wipe!This damn is definitely intentional, okay? You know, I haven't masturbated for many years, and I don't like the cold edge of the bed.But this little girl discovered this, so I gritted my teeth and asked: "My concubine, how can I fulfill my wish?"

Just watch this guy slowly sit on the edge of the bed, raise his legs, light a cigarette, and then say arrogantly: "Tell me a joke that can make me laugh out loud, and I'll accompany you through it!"

Looking at the other's legs, I said with a smirk, "Do you know what is pinched leg syndrome?"

Seeing that the other party didn't answer, I continued with a smirk and said, "For young girls, pinch leg syndrome is caused by parasite harassment, or it may be that the blood ferritin in the patient's body decreases, resulting in insufficient iron storage in the body. , resulting in disturbance of catecholamine metabolism."

After seeing the question mark on the other person’s head, I started to say viciously: “Pinch leg syndrome is a bad habit that needs to be corrected for little girls, but it doesn’t exist for adult women. Girls pinch their legs just like boys masturbate. You can feel the pleasure. Some girls are very sensitive and can only rely on crossing their legs (while talking, I winked at the other party), while some girls need to clamp the quilt to achieve pleasure.

Women with pinch leg syndrome, when they want to, usually use the method of pinching the legs, and they can achieve pleasure in 1 minute.However, there are some very bad aspects of pinched leg syndrome. The worst thing is that many girls with pinched legs will not be popular for the first time. x, because the sensitivity of the body has dropped, other things will have no effect, and leg clamping is cleaner than using hands and utensils, and the most important thing is: fast! "(Readers and friends with daughters, you can take a serious look, even if you have popularized the basic knowledge.)

"First, I don't have the pinched leg syndrome you mentioned. The pinched leg is just for fashion; second, what you said is not funny." After listening to me, Wang Lili rolled my eyes at me, Staring at my lower body, pouted and said.

Well, this girl's taste has changed, I have to work hard.So, I turned my eyes and continued: "Do you know why the sea is blue? Because there is water in the sea; why is it blue when there is water in the sea? Because there are fish in the water; why is it blue when there are fish? Because fish can vomit. Bubbles; why is it blue when fish spit bubbles? Because fish spit bubbles blue~blue..."

"It's so cold!" Wang Lili grabbed the quilt on the bed and put it on her shoulders. Well, this is a cold joke.

I scratched my hair, and then said: "When I was working in the imperial capital, the first buddy in the unit was a little frustrated and had no one. So, out of humanitarian spirit, I gave him an idea to let him raise Alaska Dog, I go to the university near my home to walk the dog every day, and there are sure to be little girls to strike up a conversation with! After listening to this guy, he slapped his thigh and felt that it made sense, so he did it. One day I asked him how the effect was? He said: "Well, The effect is good, there are really a lot of little girls who come to tease the dog, but when they look up at me, they turn their heads and leave, not even looking at the dog. "

"It's okay, but, husband, you have to tell something funny quickly, otherwise, my mother, I will go to bed!" Wang Lili began to urge me.

"Listen well, when I was working in the Imperial Capital, a colleague's wife liked to buy things, especially small items of low value. At first, his wife saw a beautiful mobile phone lanyard when she went shopping, so she bought one. At that time My colleague is a poor student. In order to win her heart, he matched her lanyard with a mobile phone. After graduation, his wife saw that the car pillow was very beautiful, so she bought it without saying a word. Two years later, my colleague gave it to her. She got a polo; his wife bought a baby bottle, and then they had a baby; but when my colleague told me, he was very conflicted and said: "Today my wife bought a pair of men's leather shoes, A size 43 and my feet are only a size 40. "Speaking of which, I sat on the bed alone and laughed.

"What's so funny about stealing a man!" Wang Lili said coldly, so I didn't die of anger.

Looking at the snow that hadn't melted outside, I had an idea and said: "I remember one time, I drank too much with some friends and was walking home. Suddenly, a friend's wallet was dropped, and I was thinking about it. Tell that buddy to pick it up. Just watch that buddy start digging a big deep hole in the snow, then kick his wallet into the hole, and finally bury it with snow. When everything is done, this buddy hits With a belch, he proudly said to us: "No one else can find what I lost! "

There was a smile on the corner of Wang Lili's mouth, but she just didn't laugh out loud. I figured it out. This guy was definitely doing it on purpose, absolutely!

Thinking of this, I hugged him like a hungry tiger and pressed him under me, licked my lips, and said in an extremely obscene voice: "No one is perfect in life, and you will inevitably be pointed at by others. I don't need everyone to nod when I do things. Or it exists to make people who hate me more and more unhappy!"

As soon as I finished speaking, Wang Lili struggled to push me down, then rode on me, and then said to me arrogantly: "You silly husband, I am your daughter-in-law now. Before you do anything I always look forward and backward, I really hate that kind of man, look at you now, what a man!"

Shit, dogs don't eat shit, people are used to it, if I dare to love you, I have to abuse you every day, you are comfortable, right?I really don't understand what the other party is thinking, I don't want to confess, I have to be bullied by me every day to be comfortable, is this the legendary "do you want to hold back if you don't walk?"

What confuses me even more is why Mao always rides on me every time. This is clearly a kind of discrimination against men. No, I have to resist. Where there is oppression, there will be resistance. This is eternal. truth.Of course, if the other party resists, I will continue to oppress. This is also an indisputable fact.

So I tried my best to push the other party under my body, what a dream, this little girl resisted desperately, and told me that it is easy for a woman to give birth to a genius baby!

What's the point of this Nima?But who am I? With a little brain movement, I immediately guessed the correct answer: Nima, it’s because the old, weak, sick and disabled can’t swim, right?

Just when I was about to leave the other party, I heard a crisp wind chime, accompanied by the shouting from the bedroom next door...

to be continued