the last witcher

"Jia Shu, hurry up and come here!" The sound of the call from the next room was worse than the howling of a slaughtered pig. Without sauce, in the middle of the night, it was not afraid to scare a couple of passers-by crazy.

I had no choice but to put on my underwear, tie up my bathrobe, and touched my pocket. Several pieces of talismans I had invited were still in my pocket, so I felt confident at the moment.And Wang Lili jumped from my body to the ground immediately after hearing the sound, and rushed to the next bedroom before I was ready.

When I entered the room of Daoba and Xuanxuan, I found that there was a female ghost standing under the wind chime in the window of the other party.

It is said to be a female ghost, but it is actually a little lighter than our normal people. At first glance, it is the dress of women in our era. The outside is a woolen windbreaker, the color should be off-white, below is a pair of high-waisted leather boots, and the upper body is Small shirt, below is leggings.She has short hair, light makeup, and looks very handsome. At least it makes me feel very good. She looks like a professional woman.But what makes me wonder is why both Wang Lili and Xuanxuan can see the female ghost? (Both of them are staring at the position of the female ghost)

But when I saw the pattern on the ground, I suddenly realized.It turned out that under the wind chime, Daoba used rice to set up a rice array.

The so-called rice array is a pattern made of rice with some objects that dispel evil spirits or exorcise evil spirits. Ordinary Taoist temples often use rice arrays. At the end of each year or the beginning of the year, pilgrims who come to pilgrimage pray for peace and the like. of.However, it seems that this is the first time I have seen the rice array on such things as sleepy ghosts.

Let me talk about the pattern of the rice array I saw first: the outermost is an eight-petal pattern, which is somewhat similar to a francis flower, and inside each petal is a small candle. At the moment, the dim yellow flame is burning hard, and the innermost is a The pattern of the fish in Tai Chi, the eyes of the fish, are the two dots on the top of Tai Chi, where cherries and candied dates are placed respectively, but these two fruits are not placed on the same horizontal plane.

I think these objects are all carried by Dao Ba, but I didn't pay attention to her. I can pay more attention to her in the future, so as not to miss any interesting things.

And a side note is that if you place an object like a wind chime in a window, it is very easy to attract some dirty things to come to you to play with. If readers are interested, you can try it^_^

Seeing me come in, Bamei pouted at the female ghost, which should mean: You see, it is this thing that makes Xuanxuan so restless every night.

Just when I was about to speak, Wang Lili grabbed my hand and asked in fear, "Is this really a ghost?"

"Sister, you're a fake dead ghost!" Bamei gave the correct answer without waiting for me to answer. Well, anyway, I'm happy to be free.

Looking at Xuanxuan again, she was trembling like a sieve, it seemed that she was the one who yelled just now, in the middle of the night, it was really scary.

I was going to pull the hanger out so that I could have a conversation with the female ghost, but when I looked over my shoulders, I realized that this little bastard was not on my shoulders at the moment. I fumbled for a long time before I found it Pulled Ya over on the back.

"If you have any grievances, you can eat the dried candied dates on the ground." Before I could speak, Bamei said to the female ghost, which made me curious. It turns out that you can also use this method to talk to ghosts. Ah, I'll have to take a good look.

The female ghost hesitated for a moment, then squatted down, pinched the dried candied date under her feet into her hand, and then swallowed it.

What surprised me was that after the black candied date entered the other party's body, it didn't go directly into the other party's stomach, but stuck in the other party's throat, that is, within a few seconds, the candied date It emitted a lavender aura, and then saw the female ghost speak

"I'm sorry, I didn't intend to scare you, Xuanxuan, I just hope you can get justice for me." As soon as the female ghost opened her mouth, I knew that she was not a local. The accent was very standard, with a little bit of Liaoyang pronunciation nothing.

After hearing the female ghost's words, Xuanxuan became even more frightened, and hurriedly hid behind me, showing her small head, and looked at the female ghost in front of her.Damn it, it seems that the knife is also there, why Maodu f***ing here, I'm not a sweet potato.

"Just tell me how you died." It seemed that Dao Ba did not sympathize with the female ghost in front of him at all, but asked coldly at the other party. Looking at that posture, this girl should have experienced such things in the past. situation, otherwise she wouldn't be so calm!

"I am an accountant, an older accountant, nearly 30 years old, and I still haven't been able to find a suitable man to marry, so my family and myself are very anxious." The words started to shine brightly, I held Wang Lili with my left hand and Xuanxuan with my right hand, and began to listen to the female ghost tell the story of the incident.

"Later, I met a man on a certain social networking site. No matter his conversation or appearance, I fell in love with him very much. Just like that, I fell in love with a man I had never even met face to face." The female ghost said slowly Said.

Well, when the other party said this, I could have guessed the ending. It was another crime committed by an Internet hooligan who cheated money and sex.God knows why people are swollen nowadays, so many people around me don't know each other, and they insist on looking for love on the Internet. I don't know that there has never been a girl in the Internet since ancient times. Satyr!So wet, so wet!

A special conversation between me and a certain girl is reserved for readers to worship:

Female: in?

Me: I'm everywhere!

Female: dizzy.

Man: Dizzy in my arms!

Female: Hehe...what's your name?

Man: I didn't yell, and you didn't moleste me.

Woman: I'm asking for your name.

Male: My surname is Nangong, and my name is Pengyou, referred to as Nanpengyou!

Woman: Hehe, my friend.

Man: Please call me boyfriend by full name, ok?

Female: Come on less, you're taking advantage of me again.

Man: You are not a vegetable in the market, why should I take advantage of you.

Female: Hate...

The female ghost may have seen my contemptuous look, so she hurriedly explained: "I'm not afraid of your jokes, my family is driving me crazy because of this, in fact, I just want to find a man who treats me well."

I believe this!I remember when I was working in the imperial capital, there was a big sister in the planning department, which was the department where Chengcai was located, who seemed to be in her thirties, and she clamored all day long to take off her clothes and not be a leftover woman.When I asked about her request, she said it was very simple, just treat yourself well, but my brother said coldly: "Cheap is not good!"

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Let me say: "Men are drivers, and leftover women are cars. Drivers are getting better and better, but cars are getting older. Older cars need older drivers to drive well, but old drivers always want to drive new cars." Agreed applause!

"Get to the point!" Eighth Sister said to the female ghost with a blank face. Well, fortunately, this girl is still reasonable. If I were to chat with that female ghost, maybe I would be able to chat with the female ghost. .

to be continued