the last witcher

Just when the waiter turned to leave, the girl asked again: "Do you have Lafite from [-]?"

"I'm sorry, we don't have such a high-end red wine here." After hearing the waiter's answer, the girl pouted her mouth and muttered dissatisfiedly: "What a broken restaurant, they don't even have this kind of wine."

As soon as the gold-worshiping woman finished speaking, I noticed that my brother was about to get up and leave.Nima, we haven't started to fight back yet, we must not leave now.So I stepped on Lin Lin's foot, this bastard grinned, glared at me, and then waited for this girl to continue.

"I have a strong desire to control, so don't bother those who are cautious. I don't want to be monitored by my husband all the time when I go out to play with my sisters in the future, and I keep calling and asking to go home. I think as long as the two parties fully trust, there is no need to do anything extra. You Just showing you care is enough, please don't use love as an excuse to control me.

There are also Douyin who are stingy, stingy, and unwilling to spend money for me.There is a good saying that a man who is willing to spend money for you does not mean he loves you, but a man who is not willing to spend money for you must not love you.I must find a man who is willing to spend money for me.

Let me explain in advance, I am rich, and most of the designer clothes and bags in my family are bought with my own money, so I will not let you buy luxury accessories for me frequently, but if you buy me on my birthday But if you still want to fool me with a few hundred yuan, I think you are a bit stingy. After all, it is not too much to give a decent gift a year.

A man who is particularly stingy with his girlfriend must be thinking about the cost of breaking up. This kind of man is not acceptable. "After finishing speaking, this bitch actually raised her hand to show us the bag in her hand. Although I don't know much about these things, at least your bag doesn't have lint on it.

"Don't worry about those who are ugly, those with irregular facial features, those who are fat, and those who are bald. This is purely the same as men want women to be young, slim, beautiful and fashionable. Since men can demand women's appearance, so can I. Choose someone who pleases me. I still have a certain degree of confidence in my figure and appearance. So, you don't have to be very handsome, but if you want me to look pleasing to the eye, at least you must be a good match when standing with me.

"Sloppy, I don't like cleanliness, my fingernails are long, and people with dandruff don't bother me." When I said this, the gold digger actually stared at me and said, Tsao!The little master didn't sleep all night, okay, why don't we switch and see whose endocrine is stronger.

"I believe that women don't like these things. Who doesn't like people who love cleanliness? Besides, I'm a great Virgo. Hehe, by the way, I don't have serious cleanliness, but I do like cleanliness. The home can be messy or untidy, but there must be no dust, no grease, etc. It is best to fold the clothes neatly in the closet after washing. Even if you don’t wash the dishes after eating, put the tableware in the The pool is soaked, it can’t be placed on the table, where to put the things that should be put there, shoes in the shoe cabinet, clothes in the wardrobe, don’t let me find your socks on the sofa, these are specific enough.” To put it bluntly, this bitch is lazy enough, I hope the other party can clean up the housework, okay!

"Is there any more?" Bamei asked, and took out the chopsticks from the disposable packaging bag, which should mean to eat first anyway.

"Oh, I'm so stupid, I forgot to let everyone eat, everyone hurry up and move your chopsticks." The puny boy quickly pulled out his chopsticks as he said, I pretended to take a few bites, and my brother didn't even have a packing bag Open.I know, I guess my stomach hurts, I'm so angry!

What the hell, within 2 minutes of eating together, this guy patted his belly and said, "I'm so full, how can I eat so much." Nima, if you can't eat like this, why order so many dishes, no Do you know it is shameful to waste it?

Helpless, people put down their chopsticks, let's not eat it, so I heard this stinky shameless person continue to say: "Don't bother people who go to nightclubs and bars. I almost forgot to mention this, because I don't go to those places myself, and I think Bars and nightclubs are relatively vulgar places. I feel that the people there have a certain purpose. In fact, there are many ways to relieve stress. I will choose places with more taste. Therefore, I don’t like the people in those places I often go to. , because I’m not sure if you went there just for drinking and entertainment or if you have ulterior motives, even if men always say that they’re acting on the spot, it will sooner or later become an excuse for the fake show to be real.”

"Hmm..." This guy was thinking innocently, I really wanted to put a plate of vegetables on my head, but within three seconds, this guy said: "Those with a history of disease, family genetic disease, Don’t disturb those who are sub-healthy. The body is the capital of the revolution. It is for our better life and for our next generation. At the same time, it is also the premise of whether the married life is sweet and happy. You understand this! In other words, I hope my The other half should not just be busy with work, but also have their own time to go to the gym, I like tall and strong men, who look thin when dressed, and who have muscles when undressed, the man with mermaid line is the best!"

I began to feel that the other party was crazy. This damn is definitely not looking for a partner. This damn is looking for a god. It is estimated that there are not many gods who can do the above.

After the bitch smiled, he continued: "Don't bother Aries, Aquarius. Well, I usually believe in horoscopes. Although there are many black Virgos recently, there are always compatible and contradictory ones. I am not For a certain constellation, because each constellation has its advantages and disadvantages, as long as it is suitable. Because I am really incompatible with these two constellations, please detour. The reasons are as follows: Virgos pursue perfection, and even have a bit of cleanliness character and The carelessness of Aries is completely in opposition.

In life, Aries' character of acting as soon as he thinks often makes Virgos at a loss.If Aries can be restrained, maybe the two can try to live together.Virgos are more realistic.The water bottle is more dreamy.Virgo may not tolerate the impracticality of Aquarius, while Aquarius finds Virgo too unromantic.The outlook on life of the two constellations is completely different, which is the root cause of the difficulty for the two constellations to get along. "

It's a pity, talking about constellations with the young master, if he knew what the young master does, he would probably cry at that time.

"Workaholic, don't disturb if you don't have time to accompany me. As long as you take me to heart, I believe you will have time to accompany me when you are busy, and I will do the same to you.

Do not disturb the arrogant and powerful.Please bypass those who are too masculine. I hope we can respect each other and give each other some space.It's not that you have the final say on everything, I think a man who is afraid of his wife is a good man, because everyone knows that it is not really afraid!

Do not disturb those who are not filial to their parents.There is nothing to say about this, I hope you will treat my parents the same way you treat your own parents, and I will treat your parents the same way.

Don't bother those who are grumbling and unfavorable.Too hesitant to do things, indecisive, procrastinating, disconnected, late for love, these all prove that your mind is immature and afraid of taking responsibility, so I don't like it.

For now, that's all I need. "After the guy finished speaking very deeply, he yelled out the door: "Waiter, please bring me a bottle of green tea!" "I thought to myself, that's great, you've finally finished talking about paralysis, and it's the young master's turn to act!

to be continued