the last witcher

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I lit a cigarette and spit at the other party a few times arrogantly, until the other party frowned, I slowly said: "I feel that everything you said makes sense individually, and it's true. But all the conditions There is a problem when they are put together. This is like the story of spear and shield. If a person has such a characteristic, he does not necessarily have another kind of character. No one is perfect. If you want to satisfy all your You can’t find someone with the same conditions. So you either can’t find the person you’re looking for, or lower your conditions. I think you may not really want to find the other half according to the conditions you said, but I just want to sell myself!"

After hearing my words, the other party first fanned the cigarette I spit out in disgust, and then said to me impatiently: "As long as I can't meet any of the above-mentioned items, I will not associate with the other party." .”

Mom, it sounded like it was true, and I heard my brother curse in a low voice: "Ci'ao!" Then I smiled and continued: "First of all, I want to wish you an early realization of this impossible goal. But According to your request, there is no such one among [-] million people. Assuming that there is such an excellent man, he is still unmarried, but such an excellent man, does your condition meet the other party's requirements?

The man you want, counted in the whole of China, is estimated to be only a hundred or so, and each of these men is pursued by a group of women. In it, if you can rank in the top [-] in all aspects, then there is absolutely no problem, the premise is that you think it is not possible, and everyone must think so.If you don't have that confidence and strength, I advise you to think again!If you insist on this, prepare to fight against Buddha. "

Seeing the other party's angry look, I was really happy, so I added: "Of course, there is also a chance of winning the lottery for you to succeed! I remember when I was in college, the third child in our dormitory once said such a classic language : When looking for a partner, you must have a goal, and don’t be afraid of failure. If one doesn’t accept you, confess to ten, and if ten don’t accept you, confess to a hundred. Persevere for a long time. One of them will be blind.”

After I finished saying this, Lin Lin and Ba Mei laughed so hard, but the bitch opposite slapped the table hard, it seemed that I was really mad at her.But just when Ya was about to have an attack, the waiter came in after knocking on the door with green tea, and handed the green tea to her.

After the guy took the green tea, he unscrewed the bottle cap, first checked the bottle cap to see if he had won the prize, and then took a few sips with his neck up, so as to relieve his inner depression.

I was so fucking happy to see the other party angry, so I continued: "There are three types of girls in the world: the first type is very vain, and you only need to find a rich one; the second type is very simple, and you want a rich one The third type is very realistic, you don’t need anything else, as long as you have money. And the men in the world are also divided into three types: the first type is very vain, as long as you find a beautiful one; The first is beautiful; the third is very realistic, and nothing else is needed, just beautiful.

My brother is not very rich, and you are not very beautiful, but you insist on finding someone rich, which makes me very troubled. "

Without waiting for the other party to answer, I rushed to continue, "I remember someone once made a statistic that the most perfect women should have: Italian hair, Egyptian eyes, Greek nose, American teeth, The neck of the Thai, the chest of the Australian, the jade hands of the Swiss, the thighs of the Nordics, the feet of the Chinese, the voice of the Austrians, the smile of the Japanese, the skin of the British, the curves of the French, the steps of the Spaniards characteristics such as state.

As for the internal aspect, a perfect woman should have the housekeeping skills of German women, the fashionable attire of American women, the exquisite cooking skills of French women, the self-discipline awareness of British women, the discipline concept of German women, the intoxicating tenderness of Chinese women, and the unconditional obedience of Japanese women , Korean women's maximum support for each other and other conditions.You can go on these, I don't see any of them on you. "

"You...you...how do you talk?" As soon as I spoke, the other party asked me angrily.

"Maslow's hierarchy of psychology is divided into five levels, namely: physiological needs, safety needs, social needs, esteem needs, and self-actualization needs.

But from the conditions you just mentioned, I don't seem to have any other needs other than money.Maybe you children are selling the happiness of the rest of your life in exchange for the pleasure and money in front of you.

I am not here to seek marriage, but I just want to tell you that youth is very short, but your conditions are so harsh.With the passage of time and the polishing of the years, your rules and regulations will be reduced one by one, because no one will conform.Even if a man is barely shortlisted, he will definitely look down on you.

So you will stick to your rules and regulations until you suddenly feel that you can’t get married again and you can only throw them in your hands. You will reduce one by one, and finally you will find one that actually doesn’t meet your original requirements. The person who lives with you will make do with you for the rest of your life.There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast, your plan will be forgotten by yourself in the end! ! ! "

"I'm here today to ask for a marriage, not to listen to you blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Before we could answer, the slut started talking to himself: "With my artistic talent, even if I'm no longer young, I can still find a man who meets the above conditions. If I didn't look at your younger brother's house A piece of land is going to be relocated, and if you just bought me a bouquet of high-grade flowers, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you."

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What a frightening medical skill, it really made me laugh out loud.Those women who are truly artistic have pure eyes, and most of them are also very clear in their hearts. They will never open their mouths and keep their mouths about money, how vulgar it is.

Really echoed Zhao Benshan's words, "People, the more you lack something, the more you have to pretend." That's so fucking right!Thinking of this, I nodded approvingly at Bamei, and then said to the other party: "What is art bacteria? Is it syphilis or genital warts?"

to be continued