the last witcher

As soon as I finished speaking, I made my younger brother and Daoba laugh again, their noses were crooked when they were angry with each other, but they didn't counter my words, so cool!

After laughing, my younger brother said for the first time: "Tell me, since you came here, opening and closing your mouth is materialistic, just how to treat you well, but you have bigger eyes and bigger breasts, of course you also have It may be fake, it came out, what other advantages do you have? You are here to seek marriage, not to pretend."

"Can you still do it? I've seen a lot of men like you. If you have a little money, you are so self-righteous. Do you know what Starbucks is and what it's like to drink coffee there?" up.

"I don't know." I answered the other person's question coldly first, and before I could feel satisfied, I continued: "When I drink coffee in Beijing, I have to go to the top floor of China World Trade Center. Very cool."

I was so happy to see the surprised look of the other party.Talking about the extravagant life of the imperial capital with the young master, are you worthy?

Anyway, the two sides are also tearing their skins apart, and they simply made a big scene, so as to vent the anger on my brother's behalf.So, taking advantage of the surprise of the other party, I continued: "My general understanding of the conditions you just mentioned is this: Treat your lover's heart with you, treat your mistress' demands with you, treat your mistress' capital with you, Only then can you be worthy of you. But what capital do you have to show off? I have seen a lot of people like you, and I can write a poem in summary."

"What poem? Let me tell you about it." Bamei asked in a boisterous manner.

"Listen up." After I stuck my throat, I recited in cadence:

"Li Bai was about to go on a boat, but when he met a local tyrant, he hurriedly shouted to stop;

In the old days, Wang Xietang Qianyan, local tyrants we meet more often;

Last night, the autumn wind carved green trees, and local tyrants never wear underwear;

People look for him thousands of Baidu, and want to have a good time with local tyrants;

Suddenly, like a spring breeze overnight, the local tyrants are coming to the bowl! "

"It's so wet, so wet!" Bamei laughed and applauded to show her encouragement.This made the other girl angry, she took out her phone and was about to make a call.

"Brother, you are really a talent." My brother said to me in admiration after taking the caller as air.

"Thanks for the prize, since this is the case, I'll make another joke to cheer everyone up." After all, it's my younger brother and eighth younger sister, that bitch can be ignored, so I said like crazy.

After seeing the two people nodding in agreement, I began to preach: "The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, I am very rich now, but I am not happy at all, can you give me some advice on what to do? The Zen master asked: "What is wealth?" The young man replied: "There are at least ten digits in the bank card. Isn't it rich if you have five houses in the third ring road of the imperial capital?" "The Zen master didn't speak, just stretched out a hand, and the young man suddenly realized: "The Zen master taught me how to be grateful and return? "No, local tyrant... can we.. be friends?" "

"Haha..." My younger brother and eighth younger sister were so teased that they were about to shed tears. On the contrary, it was that bitch over there who gave us a hard look and then continued to call Ya.

When the call was connected, I heard the bitch say to the person on the other side of the phone in a loud voice: "Godfather, I'm Selina, I'm being bullied, hurry up and bring someone over to help me. Um, um , I’m in the box on the second floor of Wanjia Lights, come here quickly.”

After hanging up the phone, the bitch first stared at the three of us angrily, then suddenly took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the dishes on the table that had hardly been touched, which seemed to be posted on Weibo.

I'm sub-Ao, just like this, how dare you ask us for this or that, the real Nima makes me shy.What about selina, moonlight, I think it's a pile of stinky shit!

Just when I was about to take advantage of the other party's Weibo post to hurt her well, my phone rang suddenly.After looking at the number, it turned out to be Feng Jian's. After thinking about it for a long time, I had no choice but to connect.

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"But we didn't catch each other in bed, how can I testify for you?" I said honestly.

"Oh, I'll take care of it at the court, and you can just testify for me. At least it's true that that bitch is looking for a bad guy." Feng Jiante said helplessly.

"Then wait until you've settled the matter and the court is contacting me." I didn't immediately agree to the other party's request, but prevaricate the past first, let's talk about the future, quack, I'm so bad.

"That's fine, I'm relieved to have my brother's words. I have to deal with some personal matters here. When I have a letter from my side, we will contact you again." After finishing speaking, the guy hung up Telephone.

Before I could speak, the bitch on the opposite side pointed at the three of us and yelled: "You wait for my mother, don't run away if you have the guts, wait until my godfather brings someone over, and I'll see how you died. "

My younger brother folded his hands in front of his chest, facing the guy with a look of reluctance, while the eighth sister looked at me with a smile on her lips. I knew that this guy and the people she had found were going to be here today. Unlucky, so I ignored the other party's provocation and continued with the topic about Weibo that I just wanted to talk about.

"I remember one night, when I was having dinner, I suddenly heard someone knocking on the door of my house. I opened the door and saw a boy who delivered food and stood outside the door with a lot of delicious food. I said: "You Must have made a mistake, I didn't order takeout. "

"I know that." The young man said, "One of your Weibo friends asked me to show you this. This is the food he is going to eat tonight. His phone is broken and he can't post on Weibo."

"Haha..." My younger brother and eighth younger sister were amused by me again, "you continue to be poor for my old lady, wait a while and my godfather will bring someone, I see if you can still laugh." That bitch pretended Yelled at the three of us.

Just when Lin Lin was about to greet the other party's mother, I stopped him in time.You know, we are all civilized people, and the other party is a girl anyway, so we have to swear without swearing.

"What are you doing, brother?" my younger brother asked me in confusion.

"With your tree brother here, you don't need to open your mouth." Bamei still understands me, quack!

So I lived up to everyone's expectations and said: "The behavior of the other party reminds me of a couplet: The first couplet is: **The blind date is actually a beggar begging for food. The second couplet: I don't rely on my hands, I just want to deceive the banner: I am so arrogant! How?"

"Keep pretending to be aggressive, don't run away if you have the ability." The bitch sat across from us and said angrily.

"Am I pretending? I'm called talented." After correcting the other party's mistake, I continued: "These days, I am talented if I am like this, and you are pretending to be like you; these days, I am like this." Your talent is called melancholy, do you call it melancholy? Yours is called depression; these days, my talent is called energy conservation, is yours called energy conservation? Yours is called stingy; these days, my talent is called single nobleman, your Is it called a single nobleman? Yours is called Qitian Dasheng; these days, I can be called plump like this, and yours is called plump? You are called a vulgar person!"

Just as Bamei and my brother applauded, the door of the box was suddenly pushed open vigorously, followed by a roar: "Who is so impatient, how dare you bully me?" daughter?"

to be continued