the last witcher

To explain something is to cover up, and the cover-up will undoubtedly become the truth.The best way to deal with a jealous woman is my way: I completely ignore the Eighth Sister behind me, but push open the glass door and come directly to Wang Lili, hold her in my arms, and kiss her hard Go down and let the opponent's pink fist hit me on the back.

That is to say, the first few punches were relatively hard, and then as the strength of my wet kiss continued to increase, Wang Lili's fist became lighter and lighter. In the end, this girl not only stopped hitting me, but also cooperated with me wholeheartedly.

In fact, many male readers who have a target often quarrel with their girlfriends. This is not terrible. After all, it is healthier to quarrel. Talk about something, even if it is quarreling, it is the way to solve it.

When a girl scolds: "You're crazy!" or something like that, remember, as a gentleman of quality, you must keep smiling, and then reply to the other party very romantically and affectionately: "I'm crazy!" You!" It is estimated that after the other party has finished scolding, there will be no more...

Or male readers who are extremely possessive, when you find that your woman is having an affair with other men, as long as there is no sexual infidelity, you don’t have to be furious, especially don’t expose it in front of everyone.

When your girlfriend chats and laughs with other boys and neglects you a little bit, you will stare and put on a dirty face in anger.Doing so will only make you lose your demeanor, and it will also make your woman look down on you even more. You must know that women are very strange animals. The more you care about them, the easier it is to lose them.

The correct way is: interrupt their conversation, say to your girlfriend seriously and firmly: "Come out for a while", then take her to the corridor, or a secluded place, press her against the wall, and slam her Kiss her, and then whisper in her ear: "I'm sorry, I'm jealous, honey!"

Just when we were kissing in the dark and fireworks, Bamei coughed lightly, which reminded me that there were still people outside.So, I let go of Wang Lili reluctantly, and kissed her forehead, nose tip and mouth lightly again, and then said to her: "Honey, I love you!"

Wang Lili twitched with her face flushed, and then said in a low voice, "When are you going to eat? I'm starving to death."

"Let's go now, but you have to change your clothes. You can only show me this body from now on, understand?" At the end of the speech, I lightly scratched Wang Lili's nose.

Seeing the other party happily nodding in agreement, and jumping up to the second floor to change clothes, I let out a sigh of relief, turned around and said to Bamei: "Thanks to the great skill of the young master, otherwise it would be really easy to fall here today." gone."

Bamei looked at me with a smile and didn't speak until I gave her a wink before she said slowly: "Next time you have any difficulties, please tell me as soon as possible. I will use the fastest speed to order~~like it."

This Nima's answer is too unscrupulous and has no lower limit, but it seems that I have learned another trick, quack!

After Wang Lili finished changing and went downstairs, the three of us drove two cars to the Lanzhou Ramen Restaurant in front of the station.

In the car, Wang Lili kept scolding me, hoping that I could learn to drive as soon as possible, because this is a skill that a man must possess.I can only deal with the other party "yes, yes, yes, yes, well".

I thought to myself: It's really hard to be a modern man, being a man is really painful!When you go out, you are a coachman, when you enter, you are a cook, when you go shopping, you are a porter, and when you go to bed, you are not necessarily a husband!The little brother has to wear work clothes to work!

Finding a parking space in the square, the three of them walked to the ramen restaurant and ordered three big bowls of ramen. Just as I was about to move my chopsticks, Bamei yelled, "Waiter, come here."

After the waiter came over, Bamei stared into the other person's eyes and asked, "Why is there only one slice of beef in my bowl, but there are three slices in their bowl?"

"Wait a minute." The waiter really didn't get used to her temper. After saying this, he ran directly into the back kitchen. After a while, he returned to Bamei's side with a kitchen knife in his left hand and chopsticks in his right.

"What do you want to do?" Bamei asked cautiously. I also held my ramen in one hand and Wang Lili's ramen in the other. .

"Don't be nervous." As the waiter spoke, he picked up the ramen in Bamei's bowl, and then pressed two slices on the rim of the bowl. The original one piece of beef instantly became three slices. "Please use it slowly!" The waiter said politely to Bamei after finishing his job, and then returned to the back kitchen with the copy.

This made Wang Lili and I laugh. The noodles in our mouths were sprayed out of our nostrils.Although Bamei was very helpless, the problem was that she only asked the other party the amount of beef, not the volume, so she had to finish the ramen in the bowl with a wry smile.

When the three of us went back to pick up the car, we found that the plaza was selling something, and there was no rush anyway, especially Bamei, who was more likely to join in the fun, so we dragged the two of us into the crowd.

When I saw the host, Ah Feng, I knew that the merchants who held this promotion were short-sighted, because they were all in the wedding circle, and no one knew who.And Ah Feng has always been known as a hooligan host, with him around, the lines and the program must have no integrity.

Sure enough, this guy first said a few dirty jokes, then picked up an ugly pressure cooker, came up with an anagram, and promised that the person who answered it would immediately reward the pressure cooker.

I was trying to guess the answer, and saw Wang Lili quickly searched the other party's question on Baidu with her smart phone. The human brain is not as fast as a computer. As a result, Wang Lili successfully answered the other party's question correctly and went to the stage to receive the award.

The host, Ah Feng, said that Wang Lili was too lucky, the pot was worth more than 300, and it was a shameless flattery anyway.After Ah Feng finished speaking, Wang Lili did not thank her, but grabbed the microphone and shouted: 50 yuan, who wants it?I sell (this Nima is too unrestrained)!The audience became silent in an instant, and the face of the host, Ah Feng, became like a forked pee.Then Wang Lili turned her head and said to Ah Feng: "Look, no one wants 50 yuan, so don't fool the common people here." After she finished speaking, she threw the broken pot on the stage and walked towards me. It was thunderous applause!I saw Afeng pointing at me, and I pulled Bamei and Wang Lili away from the crowd with a wry smile.I know, the relationship between me and Ah Feng has been settled!

Just listen to Ah Feng behind him, holding a microphone and explaining to the surrounding audience, this pot is what experts say, how good it is, unfortunately, I forgot, the current expert is a grass animal, which looks like a grass mud horse.Features: Verbal, fake, wretched personality, easy to lick the master's fart, body exudes the smell of a cesspit, no grass grows in the surrounding area, blind in both ears, deaf in both ears, confused thinking, black and white reversed, vigorous life, death can resurrection.It has been listed as the highest level of human scourge by the biological world, up to the twelfth level of disability.

to be continued