the last witcher

When I came to Lao Cao's house, I got out of the car alone to call Lao Cao, leaving Wang Lili and Bamei in the car waiting for me to come back.When Lao Cao and I came back, I saw Wang Lili and Bamei laughing up and down. I was wondering if they were crazy, so I heard Bamei say to us: "We just waited for you to come out. At that time, I saw three boys and a girl coming out of the hotel to buy things in the supermarket on the roadside. The boys were each eating a pack of snacks, and the girl was holding a pack of cigarettes and skillfully took out one and lit it. I was I want to feel emotional, but I just heard your wife say lightly: "Three can't satisfy her, it's too fucking, I have to smoke a cigarette to relieve boredom!" "

I walked up and said to Wang Lili with a smile: "This society is like this, if you go crazy while you are young, then I am really sorry for the youth I spent. But what you have to remember is: Mensao teases wolves, open room in a low-key way." ,civilization**!"

"Okay, don't be poor, hurry up and do serious business!" Lao Cao knew that if I became poor, it would never end, so he pulled me into the car quickly, while Wang Lili covered her mouth and drove to tonight's car. Destination: her home!

The in-vehicle TV was on, but because he was driving, he could only hear the sound and could not see the picture, but Lao Cao guessed from the sound, "This is definitely Jiangsu Satellite TV's If You Are the One, and it sounds like Meng Fei's voice."

"Brother Cao's guess is really accurate." Wang Lili replied in a low voice.

I thought about it, and then said conclusively: "The summary of TV programs these years is as follows: Jiangsu Satellite TV has three treasures: quiz, blind date, and two bald scoops; Zhejiang Satellite TV has three treasures: Maiba, Dancing, and Jiaduobao; Satellite TV has three treasures: Benshan, Xiangai, and Xie Dajiao; Anhui Satellite TV has three treasures: promotion, Hong Kong dramas, and high style; Hunan Satellite TV has three treasures: He Jiong, Wang Han, and Bo Qiongyao; Shandong Satellite TV has three treasures: Lanxiang, Tianlun Infertility , Red Cross blessing doll!"

"Damn, you don't watch TV very much, how do you know so clearly?" Lao Cao was completely defeated by my summary, so he asked unwillingly.

"Domestic TV stations, for smart people, just take a few glances." Here, I am especially grateful for my underwear, because it is pretending for me every day.

"Speaking of which, when will you two get married?" Brother Cao knew that I couldn't be poorer than me, so he quickly shifted the topic to the two of us.

I found that Wang Lili's body visibly trembled after hearing this, so I came to the conclusion that you must answer Lao Cao's question carefully, otherwise Wang Lili's duck that is close to her mouth may fly away.

After thinking about it carefully, I said to Wang Lili: "You marry, or you don't marry; your mother is always there, sad and happy; you are left, or you are not left; youth is always there, not coming but going; You choose, or not picky; there are only a few goods, not increasing but decreasing; you accept, or not accept fate; love must be forgotten, never give up or give up; come to my arms, or let me live in your heart; love staring, speechless; turn off the lights, undress."

"What kind of marriage proposal are you, you don't want to take you!" Wang Lili cursed at me angrily and funnyly after hearing me, and I laughed silly, while Lao Cao was taken aback by my innocence. completely defeated.

"By the way, bro, can I ask you something?" Old Cao asked in a low voice, patting me on the shoulder from the back seat of the car.

"Say it, my little brother must know everything and say everything." My poor energy came up again.

"Now on the Internet, why do people always call themselves hard-working? I went online for a while today and saw many posts saying how hard-working I am. What does this mean?" Some out of touch asked.

Wang Lili probably also wanted to figure out the meaning of this word, so she slowed down the car and waited for my answer.

Who is the little master? Although I don't know the correct answer to such a simple question, I believe that the answer I answered is definitely the most correct, so I thought about it for a while before answering: "As a man, Only when you can endure hardship, you will have such a thing, this is the meaning of suffering!"

"Oh!" Brother Cao kept nodding, seemingly very satisfied with my explanation, while Wang Lili held back her laughter.

Anyway, I have already started to have no lower limit, so why not let the storm come more violently.Seeing Brother Cao half-understood, I continued: "Actually, the word hard comes from the word b.itch in English, which means bitch, but if you break it down, itch It means itching, adding a b means a bitch. Think about it carefully, isn’t there a similarity between the word bitter and the same effect?”

This time even Lao Cao couldn't help it anymore, and started laughing loudly, "Brother, I really have you, you can say even a word, I am convinced, brother."

Seeing these two people smiling very happily, I continued to show off and said: "Do you know the adulterers and prostitutes in Chinese history?"

"I only know Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing." Brother Cao's knowledge is limited to "Jin Ping Mei".

I looked at Wang Lili, and saw that this little girl had spent a long time before I opened my mouth and said: "If it wasn't for Wei Yangsheng and his wife?" Well, this girl put in a lot of effort and added "***".

After shaking my head, I seriously corrected the mistakes of these two people, "Listen well, the adulterers and prostitutes in Chinese history, they are: Weeding Day at Noon, Hematopoietic Stem Cells, Qingming Shanghe Picture, Compound Grass Coral, Square Difference Formula, Class President and School Committee, I don’t understand at all, Bow and Shoot Eagles, Legend of Sword and Fairy, Dynasty Dry Red Wine, Chongyang Planting Cornus, Yellow River Flows into the Sea, Dancing to Clear Shadows, Egrets in the Sky , the pear blossoms press the crabapple, and the winding path leads to a secluded place."

Before the two of them finished laughing, a piece of music that I was very familiar with came from the car TV, and I exaggeratedly asked the two people in the car: "The name of this song is she's only happy in the sun, guess what? Guess what the name of the song is?"

"I can't. I learned Russian when I was in school. If I didn't have nothing to do to watch American dramas or something, I probably wouldn't even be able to read abcd." Brother Cao was afraid that I would play him with the title of the song, so he quickly put himself aside. out.

On the contrary, Wang Lili rolled her eyes and counted for a long time, and then replied excitedly: "I guessed it!"

After attracting both of us's attention, this Nizi said proudly: "I'm not only happy when I'm dayd!"

This time it's my turn to be so happy that the snot bubbles come out, sister, your English teacher died worse than Zhao Si's father, that is clearly her only happiness in the sun!However, I still like the artistic conception translated by Wang Lili, absolutely udy, day day up!

"Siblings, you have to be careful looking for my younger brother. My younger brother has a lot of ideas. If you don't pay attention, you can easily fall into his trap." Brother Cao said kindly to Wang Lili.

I looked back at Lao Cao angrily, then smiled and said to Wang Lili: "Pears are fruits but not sweet, bicycles are vehicles but not sports; watering cans are not kettles but tools, kitchen knives are weapons but not tableware; underwear are pants , bras are clothes, skirts are skirts but not clothes; ghosts are monsters but monsters are not necessarily ghosts; there is a bug called an infinite loop of alien spaceships and rockets. So, my conclusion is: cherish life, stay away from looking for your sister!! !"

to be continued