the last witcher

While our group was chatting and laughing, our car had already arrived in the community where Wang Lili lived.After parking the car in the underground parking lot, under the guidance of Wang Lili, Lao Cao came to the place where the group of aunts danced in the square.

"There are so many people here, it's hard for me to start." Looking at the group of aunts dancing in the open space, Cao Gotte said to us tangled.

"Why don't we go upstairs and wait a while, just to see Xuanxuan." I suggested to everyone.

"No, the three of us are blocking you, you can start watching now." Bamei guessed that she wanted to learn something from Brother Cao, and was afraid of missing this opportunity, so she hurriedly pulled me and Wang Lili to block Brother Cao forward.

Seeing Brother Cao quietly took out a small compass from his pocket like a thief, and then began to pace around the open space in front of him.

After walking for about two laps, the old man stopped, quickly put the compass back into the bag, and whispered to us: "It's done, just tell me, this is how you plan to deal with these shameless old men. ma'am?"

Seeing the envious eyes of those two girls, I said to Lao Cao very jealously: "Stop talking nonsense, and come to the conclusion quickly."

I saw Brother Cao with his big mouth curled up, and began to tell the three of us. "Tai Chi is divided into two ceremonies, which produce four images, and the four images are transformed into eight trigrams. In terms of architectural layout, we Chinese have always insisted on adopting the feng shui layout method of the four images.

That is, the four-element building method of Zuo Qinglong, Right Baihu, Front Suzaku, and Back Xuanwu.Applying professional terminology is: the principle of living on the left, passing on the right, gathering in front, and leaning in the back", that is, there must be a moving water source on the left, an unimpeded road on the right, a pool for viewing in the front, and mountains and mountains in the back. Or the huge Taishan stone can be relied on. Only in this way can it be safe."

Seeing that Bamei listened with gusto, I helplessly yelled at Lao Cao: "Get to the point!"

"You let Brother Cao finish the sentence." Bamei gave me a blank look and said unwillingly, this damn makes me angry, you know, if Lao Cao comes up to explain Fengshui knowledge with such vigor, we probably won't need it for a few nights Go back to sleep.

Lao Cao was so happy to hear Bamei praise himself, because when he was with me, every time he explained Fengshui knowledge to me, I would interrupt him impatiently, telling him to make a long story short, not to say anything It's a long story.This time it can be regarded as meeting a bosom friend, can you not be happy.

But what Lao Cao didn’t know was: Yu Boya Zhong Ziqi met his bosom friend in high mountains and flowing water, and then Ziqi died; Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times to ask Zhuge Liang, and then Liu Bei died; Qu Yuan died in love with King Huai of Chu, and then Qu Yuan died; , Later Dong Xian died.You can see that history has proved countless times that it is useless to meet a bosom friend, and being able to survive is the kingly way!

"Current buildings generally adopt the pattern of sitting north and facing south, facing the water and backing the mountains. The reason for adopting this pattern is that the sun rises from the east, and it is easiest to see the sun when facing south, and then follow the sun to the west Moving, south-facing houses see the most sunlight every day.

As for the water source, it is an essential thing for human life.Because the ancients did not have running water, having a water source in front of them was the most important thing.Moreover, places with water sources often have good air humidity and are not prone to some respiratory diseases (look at the current smog); as for backing the mountains, firstly, Feng Shui pays attention to having a backing, and secondly, because the backing of the mountains can block the wind behind you. The cold wind can effectively increase the temperature of the room.

But now that people live in the city, it is easy to face the north and south, but it is very difficult to face the water and back the mountains.So real estate developers dug artificial pools in the community, allowing multi-storey buildings to be built in the middle of the community, while high-rise buildings are built behind the multi-storey buildings as a backing.This also solves the problem of facing the water and backing the mountains.

Some shameless experts even put forward the fallacy that an inch higher is a mountain and an inch lower is water in order to make real estate developers sell their real estate easily. "Brother Cao became more and more excited about the explanation of Feng Shui in the real estate. Hearing Ya Na's meaning, I wanted to slap those experts a few times.

Because Wang Lili was not interested in this, she listened bitterly to Lao Cao's work in vain (northern dialect: the meaning of speaking), and I looked helplessly at Lao Cao, and then at Bamei, which meant that I No way.

"And the four elephants are inseparable from the five elements. The blue dragon is the wood and it is Shaoyin, the white tiger is the gold and it is the Shaoyang, the red bird is the fire and the sun, and the Xuanwu is the water and the sun. If the earth is not divided into two, then For Tai Chi, when one is divided into two, it is divided into Yin and Yang.

At the same time, gold, wood, water, and fire can be combined to form earth, and earth can also be divided into gold, wood, water, and fire. This is the connection between Tai Chi and the four images. "

"Brother, do you think the key points are done?" I really can't listen anymore, what is the point of this, we are here to solve the problem of square dancing, not to listen to you giving lessons to Bamei.

After seeing Lao Cao's dissatisfaction, I continued: "If you are willing to talk, one day you can bring Eighth Sister over alone, and you can tell her enough. Now you tell us, how to do it? Only then can the group Smelly shameless old ladies don't dance square dances here."

Lao Cao should be explaining to the head, and he was very reluctant to be interrupted by me, so he smiled and nodded at Wang Lili and Bamei, and then continued to say very unwillingly: "Because the five elements correspond to the various organs of the human body." , if you want to deal with these old ladies, you still have to start with the Five Elements.

Kidney, which belongs to water in the five elements, is in charge of water in the human body and various substances dissolved in water. The heart, the five elements belong to fire, is in charge of the blood circulation inside the human body, and transports oxygenated blood to all parts of the body; the spleen, the five elements belong to earth, is in charge of the human body's nutrient absorption and transports the nutrients absorbed by the gastrointestinal tract through the lungs and heart fluid to the whole body; the lungs, the five elements belong to gold, are in charge of the inhalation of oxygen and the discharge of carbon dioxide, and send oxygen-rich blood to the heart.

The reason why these smelly and shameless old ladies exercise is to improve the blood flow in the body and eliminate a lot of sweat, so as to achieve the purpose of exercising the body and strengthening the body and mind.If you want to deal with them, the best way is to destroy one of the five elements around this square, so that one of the five elements is missing, so that the more they exercise, the worse their health will be. "

Hey, let me go, this old man has been talking for a long time, and he is showing off how rich his Feng Shui knowledge is. How can this damn make us shivering in the cold wind?

"Actually, as long as you are in that position, with a little manipulation, you can achieve the effect I just said." While speaking, Lao Cao pointed to the rockery not far away, and then continued: "So, so, so..." (this place It’s not that I don’t write, it’s mainly because I’m afraid that readers will learn it and do things that are harmful to the world and cause harm to others and themselves. After all, the magnetic field of Feng Shui is different in each place. I hope readers will forgive me.)

to be continued