the last witcher

As soon as I entered the door, I smelled the fragrance of vegetables all over the room, so I smiled and said to Wang Lili beside me, "We have a good time tonight."

As soon as the words were finished, Xuanxuan came to the two of us with a smile on her apron.The little girl first wiped the sweat from her forehead with her cuff, and then said sweetly: "Sister, brother-in-law is back, hurry up and eat at the table."

"Is this done specially to thank us?" Wang Lili tossed her shoes aside, walked a few steps quickly, came to the kitchen, and then asked.

"Yeah, I called Yuanyuan in the afternoon. She hoped that I would stay at Sister Mimi's house for the time being, and move out after catching a suitable kid. So, I will trouble my sister and brother-in-law during this time. "This girl didn't have any scheming, and directly explained the reason for making this meal.

"Well, it's delicious!" When I came to the kitchen, Wang Lili had already stuffed the food into her mouth, completely ignoring her ladylike image, "Jia Shu, come and taste it too." After seeing me coming in , Wang Lili waved at me, calling me over.

"Wash your hands first." I really had a headache for this little elf in front of me, and after only a short while, it turned into the kind of person who can be desperate for food.

Wang Lili ignored me, but continued to take a bite of food, and then said vaguely: "Xuanxuan, you will be our royal cook from now on."

"I would like to follow Lafayette's order." Xuanxuan was very cooperative with Wang Lili, and I washed my hands helplessly, then returned to my seat and waited for dinner.

During the dinner, Xuanxuan stared at me for a long time, then hesitated to speak, which made me feel uncomfortable, so I put down my chopsticks and asked, "Are there rice grains on my face?"

Xuanxuan shook her head first, and then whispered something in Wang Lili's ear. After Wang Lili finished listening, she began to desperately scratch Ha Xuanxuan's itchy flesh, while Xuanxuan refused to show weakness and scratched Wang Lili. After laughing and joking for a long time, Wang Lili nodded at Xuanxuan after they gave up, and this girl asked me seriously: "Brother-in-law, will you marry a girl who is not a virgin?"

Is this Nima a test for me?I first glanced at Wang Lili, and found that the other party's eyes were not on me at all, but pretended to continue eating. I knew this was definitely a test for me, so I thought about it and replied: "Second-hand houses can be bought. But it’s a different matter if someone died inside!”

"Ouch!" Wang Lili bit the chopsticks, causing her to groan, and then the two girls realized what I meant, and they laughed together again.

"Brother-in-law is so funny, you are the first man who can make sister Mimi laugh like this." This little girl really didn't think when she spoke, so much information was hidden in one sentence.

After she finished speaking, she also realized that she had slipped her tongue, so she quickly changed the subject and asked Wang Lili, "Is my sister's birthday coming soon?"

Wang Lili peeked at me, and found that my expression was normal, and said angrily to Xuanxuan: "You know what to eat. How many times have I told you that my birthday is in October of the lunar calendar. It's two months away from you, why don't you remember, really."

"Yeah, look at my bad memory." Xuanxuan made a face at Lili, and then stuck out her tongue at me, really cute.

"December?" I murmured a few times under my breath, and sat there laughing to myself.

"What are you laughing at?" My laughter aroused the great attention of the two girls, so Wang Lili asked me before Xuanxuan.

"December of the lunar calendar should be almost Chinese New Year. At that time, my parents were busy shopping for New Year's goods during the day, and they were relatively free at night." I said badly.

"What do you mean?" Xuanxuan asked me inexplicably. Wang Lili knew me too well. After listening to me, she immediately guessed what I was talking about, so she took the chopsticks in her hand and slammed Knocked on my head, "Honey, don't try to bully Xuanxuan in different ways, okay?"

"Brother-in-law didn't bully me?" The silly girl Xuanxuan was still pleading for me, which made me even happier.

I saw Wang Lili pulling a few strands of hair from Xuanxuan's head, then took my hand, and put the hair in my hand. After I looked at the hair in my hand, I immediately apologized to the two girls in front of me. Xuanxuan shouted, "Brother-in-law v587 (powerful and domineering)!"

After Wang Lili gave me a high thumbs up, she asked, "Are you blind, or do you really know what I mean?"

I smiled and said to Wang Lili: "The hair is hair. If you hand me the hair, you are also sending it to me. The implication is that you are hairy. Let me be careful when I speak. I am right."

"Wow! Brother-in-law, you are amazing!" Xuanxuan said to me with eyes full of admiration.

"You're smart, I'll wash the dishes later." Although Wang Lili called her mother, she could tell that she was very satisfied with my quick response ability, so she took over the important task of washing dishes.

I was feeling proud here, and I saw Xuanxuan picked up a piece of crucian carp meat for me, and then said to me with a smirk: "Brother-in-law, eat fish."

To be honest, I generally prefer to eat sea fish, because it has fewer spines and is more convenient to eat, so I rarely eat river fish with many spines.But when I saw Xuanxuan's smirk, I felt that this girl gave me fish and let me eat it. It was definitely not as simple as it seemed, so I nodded slightly at the other party and put the crucian carp meat in my mouth , and used his tongue to squeeze out all the thorns, and finally stretched out his tongue, and gently spit out a mouthful of fishbone on the table.

"Wow, sister Mimi, where did you pick up such a brother-in-law for me? Tell me quickly, so I can pick up one as my husband." Xuanxuan exclaimed at Wang Lili after I spat out the fishbone .

Sure enough, this little girl is testing me.The reason why he knew the other party's intentions was entirely because of something he had experienced when he was with the third child.

At that time, the third child was chasing after a beautiful girl from Beiwai, and the other party agreed to eat with the third child, and what he ate was crucian carp.When she saw the third child eating fish and vomited the fish bones in a mess, the girl immediately announced the death sentence for the third child.

Later, I summed up the experience of this failure with the third child, and the conclusion was: this girl is absolutely black fungus, and asking the third child to eat crucian carp is a test of the flexibility of the third child's tongue, but where can the third child guess the other party? intention?Fortunately, there is no relationship, otherwise, who might harm whom!

I didn't expect that what happened to the third child back then would happen to me today. How could I fall into the same pit?Thanks to the third child, and to the girl who invited him to eat crucian carp, Amen!

Moreover, I still vaguely remember the jingle that I summed up with the third child about girls of various shapes: if there are girls, don’t flirt with them, and they are rebellious; , with great skills; small body, endless; buttocks, want to finish ^-^

to be continued