the last witcher

"I know, I know!" Wang Lili proudly perfunctory Xuanxuan, and then the two girls lay down together and whispered to each other, until I told them that I was full and could clean up the table, the two girls were laughing Stop fighting and start cleaning up the dishes.

I have to say that Wang Lili still kept her promise. When she said that she would wash the dishes after dinner, she would clean the tableware meticulously in the kitchen, while Xuanxuan was lying on the sofa in the living room, watching a blind date show.

Listening to the host's voice on the TV, I knew that this was the show where the two bald guys led an old bustard and 24 bitches to molested five idiots.I believe everyone knows what the show is.

I was also bored, so I just leaned on the armrest of the sofa and watched this episode with Xuanxuan.To say that this episode is really interesting, a female guest kept telling the history of blood and tears of her love: she said that she had talked with three partners, the first one, trampled on two boats, was found out The woman was kicked; second, the two have been together for more than half a year, and the other party has never told the truth, including the family's occupation and personal information are all fake. In the end, the female guest found that the other party's name is even fake It's fake, strange things are everywhere; the third one is even more ridiculous, after the two talked for more than half a year, the man actually disappeared, and there has been no news since then.What do you mean if this is not a history of love, blood and tears?

This girl Xuanxuan doesn't have any brains, when she heard the female guest talk about the second paragraph, she shed tears with her.So I waited for the female guest to finish speaking, and said to Xuanxuan, "This girl shouldn't be on a blind date show."

"Then where are you going?" Xuanxuan asked me suspiciously.

"Yeah, you should show up in the daily talk. Looking at this case, each one is more classic than the other." Seeing how talented the young master is, he will definitely make the best use of it.

As soon as I finished speaking, Xuanxuan was amused by me and laughed, "Brother-in-law, you are so talented, no wonder Miss Mimi has been praising you just now."

Wang Lili is indeed a smart girl who knows how to survive as a husband and wife, which is to flatter each other in front of outsiders.You know, if the two of us can't brag about each other to outsiders, who will support us.Just when I was about to tease my sister-in-law (Xuanxuan), I heard Wang Lili shouting from the kitchen: "Husband, come here and do me a favor."

"Come on!" I nodded to Xuanxuan, then quickly entered the kitchen, and found that Wang Lili was squatting on the ground at the moment, wiping the stains on the floor.

Since she was wearing low-waisted pants, as soon as she squatted down, the little underwear was directly exposed, and I immediately had a physiological reaction, so I said nastyly: "Honey, don't wear such low-waisted pants, it's obviously Seducing your husband!"

The little girl said without turning her head: "Then do you want me to show my panties, or my butt?"

I whispered: "We're an old couple now, so we don't need to still hold the pipa half-hidden, let's go into the house and be practical."

"Get out, get out without stopping!" Wang Lili was so happy that I was so angry, and then cursed, then continued to say to me: "Help me put the plate in the cupboard, I'm not wearing high heels, I can't reach it."

My childlike innocence grew, and I shouted: "Deling!" and started to get busy.In order to make Wang Lili happy, I went to the sink, picked up a plate, and began to mutter to myself: "Kitchen skill level one, get a task item plate, put it in the cabinet, gain experience twenty , the skill is upgraded to level two; accept the task again, get a plate, put it in the cupboard, gain [-] experience, accept the task at the same time put the leftovers in the refrigerator and arrange the kitchen utensils, use the stability skill, and complete all plate tasks , get one hundred and sixty experience, upgrade the kitchen skill level to level four, put the leftovers in the refrigerator, and arrange the kitchen utensils at the same time, gain five hundred experience points, and upgrade the kitchen skill level to level six. Today’s kitchen skill task is completed, may I ask my wife Are there any additional tasks?"

"Honey, how much do you like playing games?" Wang Lili leaned on the refrigerator door and asked me with a smile.

"I just like to play some games with my wife that only adults can play!" I came to Wang Lili's side, followed Zhou Xingchi's action in "The King of Comedy", and said with my finger hooked on Wang Lili's chin.

"Husband, don't make trouble, there are still guests here." Wang Lili refused me, but kept rubbing the part between my legs with her thigh, this mother is absolutely duplicity.

"Sister, you can treat me as air!" Xuanxuan shouted to the kitchen in a very sensible way, what a sensible girl.

"Honey, your flexibility is very good." I used my hand to prevent the other party from rubbing my lower body's thigh, and said to Wang Lili viciously.

"That's right, practicing yoga for so many years is not for nothing." Wang Lili replied to me proudly.

"Isn't it popular to play one-handed horses now? How about you give the little master a break?" I rolled my eyes and thought about it.

"It's so difficult, just look at it." Wang Lili said that she did it, and she saw that one leg was supporting her body, and the other leg was slowly raised against the wall. When the two legs were at 180 degrees , she leaned her head on her lap, and asked me proudly: "How is it? Is your wife's body flexible?"

I first showed a surprised look to cooperate with Wang Lili's performance, and then I said: "My wife, Biao Jiangzi, how can you pee in your own kitchen? Only puppies lift their legs and pee under the electric pole to keep the smell." land."

This made Wang Lili angry, she quickly retracted her legs, and punched her with a fist, which made me very happy.

It may be that our laughter made Xuanxuan feel uncomfortable, this little girl yelled to the kitchen again: "I'm going to sleep in the bedroom, sister and brother-in-law have fun." When we returned to the living room, This little girl has already left.

Wang Lili's face was blushing at this moment, I knew this little girl was impatient, so I let her pull my collar back to the master bedroom.

After entering the master bedroom, this little girl first pushed me down on the bed, then pointed to the piggy bank on the bedside table and said to me: "Husband, every time we make love in the future, we will throw it into the piggy bank." One yuan coin, when we have children in the future, the cost of going to college will be paid from here, what do you think?"

My brain calculated the possibility of what Wang Lili said: one yuan at a time, the child will go to college in about 20 years, or about 4 days.Then calculate the cost of going to university now, such as tuition fees, book fees, class fees, school uniform fees, and living expenses. After one year, it will be 16 yuan less, and in four years it will be 16 yuan. [-] divided by [-] days equals...

My time!I have to have sex 22 times a day. This is a number that needs to be worn out. Wife, I was wrong. Let’s save some ammo, okay? ! !

Just when fear was showing on my face, Wang Lili had already pounced on me like a hungry tiger.Oh my god!Should this be happiness, or should it be fear?

to be continued