the last witcher

After Xiao Zhao finished, I started to tell the third story, "The third story is about a deputy manager of our company's HR department. That happened before I left Beijing.

I vaguely remember that he handed in his resignation letter and a thick envelope to the boss of our company.After reading the resignation letter, the boss opened the envelope. There were no fake words in it, and it was written very sincerely.It can be summed up in three points: the first point is to put forward some opinions on the company's internal personnel issues and his personal solutions; the second point is who can take over his position immediately after he leaves, and Who can take over the position of that subordinate? Anyway, a set of resumes is filled with a whole sheet of A4 paper. Everyone's strengths and weaknesses are clearly written for the boss's reference; The journey, from the initial small employee to the current deputy manager, has gone through all the ups and downs.

To be honest, I have seen the contents of the envelope, and I am familiar with the deputy manager.In the past few years since he came to the company, his achievements are obvious to all: through performance reforms, the morale and efficiency of the company have been improved; through the talent echelon plan, sufficient talent reserves have been provided for the company's later expansion; through the exchange of positions for middle-level cadres , so that these leaders can have a more comprehensive understanding of the workflow of the entire company and so on.

Then I attached a copy of my career plan, which records in detail what position I will be at at what age.As far as the current situation is concerned, although the boss's company is very cost-effective in all aspects, it is just lacking in challenges. If he stays any longer, the deputy manager is afraid that his energy will be exhausted. To put it bluntly, his departure has nothing to do with the company , is his personal decision.

Then there are the core data of the personnel department, the email password I use in the company, the focus of my work in the near future, and the location of the backup files of all relevant data. In short, I will explain everything clearly.

Finally, a very sincere thank you letter, thanking the boss of the company for his personal trust, thanking the general manager for taking care of him for many years, thanking my subordinates for implementing every plan with all my heart, and thanking everyone who has helped him His colleagues and friends, in short, he wrote out the advantages of the people he knew in the company through this thank you letter.At the end, he did not forget to promise the boss that once the company needs him, he will come back without hesitation. (Digression: Why do you think this person is so smart?)

In the past, when an employee resigned, the boss only approved it, and then it was over.Only on the day when the deputy general manager left the company, the boss made an exception and held a farewell party for him. After the big meal, everyone went to ktv to sing. In the end, the boss secretly gave the deputy general manager half a year's salary, which was regarded as work for him. A kind of recognition is also a place to keep a backhand, fearing that it will be useful to get the other party in the future. "

Speaking of this, Xiao Zhao filled his wine glass again, looked at me and said, "Why are there so many awesome people in your company, no wonder I am fascinated by you, so you are a contestant who crawled out of the crowd of thieves!" (Not among thieves, speak a wise dialect)!"

"Cheers!" After clinking glasses with Xiao Zhao, I drank it all down, and then concluded: "This story teaches us to keep a line in life, so that we can meet each other in the future. Like your way of cheating the boss's wife before leaving , I advise you to avoid it."

Seeing Xiao Zhao bowed his head and drank, I continued: "Don't you always ask me why I know so many people? The simplest way is: when people praise others, the more they praise them, the higher they praise them, and when they demean others, the more they belittle them, the lower they go. Just like For the waiter we ordered, I can add more soup to drink by holding her in my arms, and a few simple words can communicate our feelings with each other, so why not do it?

Just for the few words I just said, she has married friends around her, and she will definitely introduce them to me.Putting this aside, just talk about your lady boss, she said that you hooked up with that old man (I couldn't help laughing myself when I talked about this), then you won't match what he likes. "

"Haha, Lao Jia, don't laugh, you almost made me cry." Xiao Zhao saw my funny smile, and laughed with me. "Quickly tell me, is there any way to deal with that old woman?" After laughing, Xiao Zhao hurriedly asked me the specific way.

"That's not easy. Let me tell you how you did it." "How did I do it?" Xiao Zhao blinked and looked at me in surprise.

"You put on a hard face every day, collect money at work, turn on the machine, mop the floor when there are fewer people, clean up the computer desk, work day after day, month after month, take money, go home, and go out for a while. , Am I right?" I said to Xiao Zhao with a smirk.

"Hey, how did you know?" Xiao Zhao's answer made me confirm that my feeling was correct.

"To put it bluntly, this matter is because the proprietress herself is not confident! You listen to me, after seeing the proprietress tomorrow, she pretended to be surprised and praised the proprietress: "Oh, sister, what method did you use? Are you young? "After the other party pretended to answer a few words, you continued to compliment: "My sister is still beautiful, and the spa and cosmetics you mentioned, even if I put them on my face, I can't get my sister's temperament. After the other party was stunned, you continued to say: "The brother-in-law is really kind to my sister, and you can see it by buying these things for my sister." "It's something like that anyway."

"Ouch!" Xiao Zhao vomited, "Old Jia, don't disgust me, okay, I can't say that, especially in front of that old woman."

"Do you want to raise your salary at the end of the month?" "Yes!" "Do you want to work less and get paid more?" "Of course I want to, I don't want to be a fool!" "You want the boss lady to take you out shopping if she has nothing to do , buy you some here, and give you some small gifts there?" "I'm so good! Just like her little picky, can you give me something?"

I tapped the table with my empty wine glass helplessly, "I'll ask you if you want it or not?" "Of course I want to!" Xiao Zhao answered me with wide-eyed eyes.

"If you want, you can do what I just said. Remember, the point is to compliment the lady boss for her temperament, well-dressed, and praise the love between the two of them. Don't overwhelm the host and bring you on the stage to talk to her." The proprietress is making a comparison, do you understand?"

I seemed to have forgotten one thing, so I hurriedly added: "Oh, yes, you are born without the ability to walk or work. You learn it the day after tomorrow. What you have to overcome now is the subconscious dislike of the proprietress." , as long as you can do this, the following things will be much easier."

Xiao Zhao frowned, held back for a long time, and then said to me: "Old Jia, I don't remember what you just said, what should I do?"

My time!How old is this Nima Xiaozhao, and he hasn't reached the age of seventy or eighty with dementia, so he can't remember such a few words.Angrily, I yelled at the waiter: "Sister, bring me a piece of paper and a pen!"

to be continued