the last witcher

"Hee hee, Brother Jia has many ways!" Xiao Zhao is not good at this point, maybe this is also a common problem of children born in the 90s, as long as someone helps him, he will never bring himself to use his brains.

I wrote for 10 minutes, and then handed the written thing to Xiao Zhao, and said with a thousand words: "The various flattery words written on it must be kept in mind, and when they cannot be used now Take it out and look it up, not only will it not help you, but it will even make your proprietress realize that someone is giving you advice, which actually hurts you. Do you remember?"

"I know, I know!" Xiao Zhao put the two pieces of paper in his handbag, and said to me with a smile: "Anyway, you are here as a military advisor, so if I call you at worst, you can ignore me. "

I have a feeling that I want to cry but have no tears. I think I often use this method to deal with the Fourth Aunt and the sloppy Taoist. This is really a cycle and retribution.But after all, my relationship with Xiao Zhao is not normal (beyond the friendship between friends^_^), so I could only say with a sad face: "If I am busy, I don't answer the phone very much, you know that."

"Put it down, if you didn't answer the wrong call, how did you meet the girl at 09:30?" Xiao Zhao really didn't save me any face, she just said what was on her mind.

"You girl, I'm just poor with the other party for a while, and after that, he took the initiative to ask me out, and the other party didn't have any substantive things with me, why do you insist on this every time? Do you want to let me go?" I asked Xiao Zhao in embarrassment.

"Hey! If I don't show up, can you guarantee that you won't put the other party on the bed?" Seeing my angry look, Xiao Zhao also knew that what I said was wrong, so he stuck out his tongue and said cutely to appease me: "Okay Lah, Lao Jia, don't be angry, how can a girl who goes home at 09:30 fall into your eyes, right?"

I drank a glass of beer helplessly, regretting that I told the little girl in front of me about the girl at 09:30 because of my poor mouth.

Let me talk about why Pan Yue is called 09:30. The main reason is that every time she goes out for a stroll at night, she always emphasizes: "Her parents often say that girls must go home after 09:30 in the evening. Yes." Moreover, she has always followed this rule and never gave me any chance to take advantage of it.

I also asked her back: "Don't your parents know that what happened after 09:30 will also happen before 09:30?" "Yes." Pan Yue replied with big innocent eyes, " But my dad always said that after 09:30 in the evening, it is more convenient for those men to do bad things." Pan Yue said it without any sense of disobedience, and I couldn't bear to accuse her dad of staring and talking nonsense.You know, the idea of ​​a man doing such a bad thing doesn't distinguish between day and night at all, the main thing is whether the timing is right or not!

"What's the matter, did you already get married at 09:30?" Xiao Zhao asked me in amazement as he saw me pondering while holding the wine glass.

"What do you think?" I sighed and filled the glass again.

Seeing how I sighed, Xiao Zhao immediately cheered and said, "I'll just say, that kind of old woman who pretends to be like pure water will never get married in this life!" Xiao Zhao has definitely been in touch with me for a long time , Speaking, the mouth is as poisonous as mine.

I drank another glass of beer with a headache.What Xiao Zhao said cannot be said to be completely correct, but it is not far from the truth.

When Pan Yue goes out with men, she usually chooses after dinner. This may have something to do with her work as an accountant.But every man who goes out with her will come back defeated.Take me as an example: the first time she asked me to go for a walk in the square, I happily went to the appointment with the mentality of doing something bad, but when the walk reached 08:30, she said she was going home.

As a patient wolf, even if I didn't succeed the first time, I still had to make a good impression on her, so I proposed to send her home to save the road from being unsafe.Who knew that Pan Yue didn't appreciate it at all, and told me directly that she was going back by bus, and that her home was very close to the station, so I didn't need to take it off, and this Nima rattled me, and I couldn't use it any further. I had no choice but to watch the other party get in the car and leave.

I thought this was the end of the relationship with the other party, but a week later, I received another call from her, inviting me to go out for dinner at five o'clock in the evening.

I thought that the other party had figured it out, and it was more likely that he had taken a fancy to the suave me (some narcissistic, so don't spray it if you don't like it), so I carefully arranged it and went to the appointment happily.

I ate dinner at a rice noodle shop before the war. I can still remember ordering a 25 yuan big pot, plus a piece of Indian flying cake.I had a very pleasant dinner, and when it was almost seven o'clock in the evening, I suggested to Pan Yue to go to the slow shake bar where I was.

The conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn't want to pull the other party into bed at the time, but I just wanted to break the rule that she had to go home at 09:30. The mentality of pranks was heavier. Maybe men are fun, it's just natural.

Pan Yue rejected my invitation with a serious face.I was very puzzled and asked: "What are you afraid of, there are so many people in the slow shake bar, what else can I do to you?" The old man thought for a while, and answered me strangely: "The main reason is to avoid suspicion. "

I scratched my head and asked puzzledly: "Why are you avoiding suspicion? I am unmarried, and you are unmarried. Besides, it's okay if I bring a friend of the opposite sex to my work place. Who doesn't have many of the opposite sex? Where's your friend?"

While I was talking, Pan Yue called the waiter over and paid half of the fee, "It's better for the two of us to be aa, I don't like to take advantage of others (the implication is that I don't like others to take advantage of her either)." I At that time, I really wanted to ask: "Would it be AA for us to have a house in the future?" But I didn't have the nerve to ask.So I paid the other half of the fee and waited for the other party's answer.

"I never go to places that I can't control." After seeing my helpless look, Pan Yue quickly explained: "This is not aimed at you, it is the same for everyone, no matter the same sex or the opposite sex, so you don't have to worry about it .”

When I met such a well-behaved girl, my heart was half cold, but my competitive spirit still drove me to ask: "Then can you invite me to your house next time?" I thought to myself, your house is under your control Within the scope of it, I will see how you answer, and then decide whether to associate with you in the future.

"That's impossible, I never bring the opposite sex home." Pan Yue said to me very seriously, it really hurt my little heart.

"Oh, then I'll go to work first." After leaving the rice noodle shop, I thought that I would never see her again, but within a few days of separation, this girl called me again and asked me to go out for a walk.

To this day, I still keep in touch with this girl, but most of the time, we communicate on the phone, but I won't be so stupid as to go out with her and waste my precious time.

to be continued