the last witcher

Although I know that Uncle Zhang Wuji reminded me kindly, but I can't pass the hurdle in my heart no matter what.It was originally a business-like process, how could it change its nature when it was changed to Judge Cui?I could only smile helplessly and nod to Uncle Zhang, and then join the queue in front of me.

"Little brother, what are you preparing for?" As soon as I stood up, the soul in front of me turned around and asked me in a low voice.I clutched the writing brush and the stack of paper in my clothes, and asked the other party mysteriously: "What did you prepare?"

I didn't expect the other party to hide it very tightly, and asked again with small eyes rolling around: "What's the big deal with Master Cui?" "Then what is the big deal with you?" I immediately asked the other party .

"Oh, stop pretending!" The other party cast a wretched look, and then said, "The person who came to find Judge Cui, who doesn't want to be reborn into a good family in the next life, expecting to be rich and powerful, right? I This person doesn't have much hobbies, he just likes to have some power in the afterlife, so this time I'm looking for Master Cui, hoping that the other party can sentence me to a family with a background in the next life, it's only human."

"You can pull it down." Before I could speak, the second soul in front of me turned its head and said disdainfully. "What's the matter, don't you want some power in your hands?" The soul who just talked to me asked contemptuously. "I'm too lazy to tell you." The guy even grabbed him. "Hmph!" The first soul gave the other person a contemptuous look, and then continued to ask me: "What kind of family are you going to be reincarnated in?"

"It's nothing, let's keep queuing up." I didn't want to offend the other party, nor did I want to talk too much to this kind of scum, so I replied perfunctorily. "If you don't say it, don't say it. As for pretending to be so noble, whoever came here to find Judge Cui has a plan." After the other party said coldly, he continued to follow behind the team and squeezed forward. go ahead.I thought of the advice that Black and White Impermanence gave me. It seems that Judge Cui is really difficult to deal with. I have to be careful, and don't go back and ruin my big business.

In this way, I followed behind the team, watching the front in and out in every possible way, but most of them came out with a smile on their faces. Of course, there were also a very small number of souls. After coming out, they began to cry. It's really interesting that they didn't achieve what they hoped for.

After queuing for a long time, it was my turn. This made me sleepy. My eyelids seemed to weigh a thousand catties. If it wasn't for Nian Chu and Uncle Zhang who kept chatting with me, I would probably be lying on my stomach. Fell asleep on the ground.

"Nianchu!" The ghost soldier in the judge's hall shouted to the outside, "Here!" Nianchu quickly replied, then took my hand and was about to go in.But as soon as he arrived at the door, he was stopped by the ghost pawns guarding the door.

"Which of you two is Nian Chu?" "I am." Nian Chu replied immediately, "Then why are you following?" the ghost guard at the door asked me very arrogantly. "Oh, I am the emissary specially approved by Lord Yama to accompany Nian Chu to hell, and Zhang Wuji behind me is also accompanying me." While speaking, I pointed to Uncle Zhang behind me. "What?" It seemed that the two guards couldn't believe our identities, and immediately turned to look at the ghost soldiers who were in charge of escorting Nianchu.When they saw the ghost pawns around us nodding, the two ghost pawns who guarded the door immediately changed their expressions, "It turns out that this is the case, your lord does not remember the villain's fault, the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly, please come inside, please come inside!" !"

I pretended to be very deep, and walked in holding Nianchu's hand, feeling so happy in my heart.You know, from the moment I lined up, I have been thinking about how to face this group of guys who want to get cards.After thinking about it, I still have to use the same method in the world: pulling the banner and pulling the tiger's skin!Among the people I met just now, the one with the highest official position is equal to King Yama, so I will lift him out and suppress these stinky and shameless officials below. Originally, I was just planning to give it a try, but I didn't expect the effect to be really good It's surprisingly good, but I don't know if this trick will work after meeting Judge Cui.

Finally came to the inner hall, and saw a person sitting in the middle, who looked really awkward, with a pair of dog's head and toad eyes, and was wearing an official uniform of the Tang Dynasty. He was looking down with his mouth wide open at the moment. It looks like this guy should be Judge Cui Yu.Beside Ya, there are two ghost soldiers with high ranks. The reason why the ranks are not low is because of the clothes those two guys are wearing. At first glance, the impression is that they should be the role of a dog-headed army division.Standing on both sides were three classes of yamen servants, holding killing sticks in their hands, and each of them was yawning foolishly and bluntly.

After seeing all of us coming in, the old man in official uniform in the middle slapped the table and shouted: "What's going on, why did three souls come in at once?"

After hearing the news, the two ghost pawns guarding the door stared at each other with wide eyes, and then they played rock-paper-scissors. The ghost pawn who lost the gate trotted helplessly to Judge Cui and lay on the opponent's side. Above the ear, whispering something.

I saw Judge Cui nodding his head while listening to the report of the guard ghost soldier. After the other party finished speaking, Judge Cui grinned and said with a serious look: "Since it was taken care of by King Equality Yama, then we Just open it up and try to get the business done.”

As soon as I heard the other party finish, I was quite upset in my heart.How contradictory it must be to be businesslike on the one hand.To put it bluntly, isn't it just to ask the little master to show you something filial to you, but I have never seen a guy like you asking for money in such a big way, it really pissed me off.

Thinking of this, I tilted my head and asked, "Then are you going to open a side, or do you plan to do business?" As soon as I finished speaking, the three classes of yamen servants on both sides and the two dog-headed military divisions beside Cui Yu all Straightening my eyes, it seems that I have never seen such an arrogant guy like me.

"Hey, kid, you're crazy. Do you think that Judge Cui won't take me seriously because you have the equal King Yama backing you up?" asked me.

"No matter how crazy I am, I'm never as crazy as you. I almost reached into my pocket to take out money. What kind of official do you think you are?" Putting the words behind him, he began to question Cui Yu harshly.

"Boy, don't care how good you were when you were alive, but since you came to my three-acre land, you have to be under my command. Today I will show you how capable you are, Uncle Cui!" After finishing speaking At these words, Cui Yu changed his dejected look just now, and his eyes widened with anger. It seemed that he was planning to fight the young master to the end...

to be continued