the last witcher

"I don't know how capable you are, but I know that people are doing things and the sky is watching. There are gods three feet above the ground. I'm not afraid of your official business, let alone your malpractice. I don't believe it. This is a place for reasoning!" After Cui Yu finished speaking, the little master also widened his eyes, and protested against the other party with all his strength.

"There are two words under the official word, so you can do whatever you want." "Then give a trial?" I ignored how Nian Chu and Uncle Zhang poked me behind me, straightened my waist, and planned to talk to the other party. Come to a dead fish.

"Bring the book of life and death." Cui Yu roared, and then grabbed the book of life and death handed over by the dog-headed military officer beside him, and after quickly flipping through a few pages, it fell on the table with a slap up.Then he pointed at Nian Chu with his hand and said: "Boldly cheating, hooking up and doing some bad things during the Yangjie period, according to the laws of the underworld, you should enter the fourth level of evil mirror hell, you can listen Arrived?" The grandson didn't look at why Nian Chu did this, but made the decision out of context, which is really embarrassing.

Logically speaking, the souls here looking for Magistrate Cui to do business here hope to be reincarnated into a good family in the next life. Now Judge Cui not only refuses to reincarnate, but also sends Nianchu to hell. He must have a flaw in his heart and malicious revenge the behavior of.But after the other party pronounced the decision, they found that the expressions of the few of us did not change drastically, and it turned out that Cui Yu and the others started to be surprised.

"Could it be that you people don't obey my master's sentence?" Cui Yu raised his voice again, trying to intimidate us.This time even Uncle Zhang Wuji couldn't stand it anymore, and said with a smile: "We people are planning to go to Niejing Hell, so don't bother Judge Cui to announce it, but we don't know the exact time and how to get there. "

"What?" The other party couldn't believe his ears. He guessed that since Ya became a judge, he had come into contact with those demanding people. Today, the souls who enter us who are willing to go to hell should be Ya's life. first encountered.

"We said we were going to the fourth level of hell. Please set a time, and then we can pass. Do you hear me?" Nian Chu also took courage at this moment, and repeated Uncle Zhang's words loudly, which made everyone in the judge hall Guicha looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Good! Good! Good!" Judge Cui said three good words in a row, then swiped his pen, and wrote a few words on the book of life and death. After finishing writing, he threw the judge's pen on the table, and ordered loudly: "Come on, take these three daring lunatics who despise this official to the entrance of hell immediately, and they must go down from the first floor, and they are not allowed to directly enter the fourth floor."

"Thanks!" I was just looking for Qianmo Zhan and Buxian. If you send us directly to the fourth floor, I guess I have to find another exit. This is good, once and for all.

Cui Yu found that even with such a vicious sentence, it failed to deter me and the others. He was so angry that he threw the book of life and death, and cursed, but the sentence has been handed down, and he can't change anything, so he turned his face away. He waved his sleeve vigorously towards us, which should mean that we should disappear from his sight as soon as possible.Seeing this, the ghost soldiers who were in charge of escorting Nianchu quickly dragged us out through the side door.

As soon as he went out, the four ghost soldiers beside him collapsed to the ground, "Oh, brother, what are you doing to provoke Judge Cui?" Huh?" "You talk about it, but it's going to hell." "Why don't we wait for Brother Li Hao to come back, and then re-order Judge Cui, maybe this matter can be delayed."

"I appreciate the kindness of the brothers, let's go on the road after we have had enough rest." I clasped my fists from the four ghost soldiers on the ground and replied immediately.The four ghost soldiers saw that our three souls had made up their minds, and immediately stood up with a sigh, pinching their fingers and calculating something.

"What are you doing?" I saw that these ghost soldiers didn't intend to leave immediately, so I hurriedly asked.

"I sprained my ankle." "Oh, my stomach hurts." "I'll go in and get the approval ticket for hell." "Then~~that~~ then I'll wait until you all feel better." I don't know these four things What kind of medicine was sold in the ghost pawn's gourd? They all found an excuse and refused to leave immediately.

No way, I had no choice but to pull Nianchu and chat with Uncle Zhang, waiting for these lazy donkeys to finish the matter at hand before discussing it.

This group of guys murmured for a long time, until one of the ghost soldiers took out a approval ticket from the judge's hall, and then led us three souls to the next stop: the [-]th floor of hell.

Along the way, I chatted and laughed with Nian Chu and Uncle Zhang, but these four ghost soldiers kept their tongues tight and didn't say a word, which made me wonder from time to time why these ghost soldiers were wasting time just now Woolen cloth?It was not easy to ask them, so I had to follow the team and head towards hell.

"Jia Shu, in fact, I think Cui Yu accepting bribes is similar to that in "Journey to the West." Uncle Zhang saw that I was worried, and immediately began to comfort me.

"What do you mean by that? Why is it related to "Journey to the West" again?" I was at a loss when I heard it.

"Look, when Tang Monk and his disciples arrived at Daleiyin Temple in Xitian, Tathagata promised the Tripitaka scriptures. When two disciples of Tathagata Buddha, Anuo and Jiaye, asked for benefits but failed, they gave Tang Monk the Sutra without words. When Sun Wukong and the others sued Tathagata, Tathagata did not think it was an exaggeration, and said: "You can't let future generations have no money to use it." Tang Seng had no choice but to give Anuo the purple gold bowl bestowed by the Tang King and promised: "I will be grateful to the Tang King." In exchange for the scriptures with words." Uncle Zhang smiled and told us the story in "Journey to the West", which means that there should be ** everywhere.

"But I don't think so." I immediately refuted the other party's point of view, "The main reason for the purple gold bowl is that there is nothing in it. I heard the old monk of Guanyin Temple talk to me about it very early. I mentioned it before, so Mr. Zhang, you must have misunderstood."

"Oh, then I must have misunderstood it. However, Cui Yu dared to take bribes blatantly, which is probably an act with the tacit approval of the higher-ups. What do you think?" Uncle Zhang seemed not to give up, and continued to clarify his point of view.

"I can only explain a little bit." I replied with a sneer, "What can I explain?" Nian Chu asked curiously.

"There are good people everywhere, and there are bad people. This is an eternal truth." After seeing Nian Chu and Uncle Zhang nodding, I suddenly thought of an interesting little joke, and then I said, "I remember an article describing Henan Let me recite a short passage about Zhumadian for you, but it has a regional attack point of view, so enjoy it."

Seeing the urging of the two, I began to recite: "Zhumadian, a paradise on earth, has beautiful mountains and clear waters, and people are capable. If you are lucky enough to come around, you will be close to death and have no complaints. The first place is the station. The women who stumbled are so seductive. Fifty oceans play once, and after shooting, you must You two hundred yuan. If you dare to say that you won’t pay, call the younger brother to chop you off! When I went out to eat some food in the hotel, I saw a ramen restaurant, asked the price in advance, ordered a bowl of beef noodles, and finished eating the noodles hot , I calculated the accounts and found that the bag was missing. It disappeared in a blink of an eye. Hurry up and report it one by one. The restaurant owner will not do it. He will take out a kitchen knife to persuade you to report the case after paying the money. Don’t report the case if you don’t have money. Don’t ask me why, because this It’s Zhumadian. You’re a dumb person who eats Huanglian, and walks out of the ramen restaurant. You’re wondering what to do if you don’t have any money. Suddenly, someone taps you on the shoulder. When you turn around and see a face, you ask what time it is with a big grin. You take out your phone, He said I want to watch it by myself. After finishing speaking, I will give you a cigarette and a lighter to light it. I took a sip of Tiandizhuan, and another sip to roll my eyes. It is the second day of waking up, and the phone is not with me. Take a look at the surrounding environment , now in the hospital. The nurse came to you and said that you fainted on the side of the road, and someone kindly rescued you and sent you to the hospital. The nurse just finished speaking, and called a group of big men. Pressed you in Beside the bed, the nurse on the side told you that there is a shortage of organs in the hospital recently, and I hope you can contribute..."

to be continued