the last witcher

What my old lady was waiting for was Guo Yu's words. I really answered the sentence that God will never die from starvation. I have really worked hard for more than a month, and I finally saw money back!

I tried my best to exaggerate my ex-husband's debts, my own helplessness, and the hardships of my family to Guo Yu.At the end, he sadly threw out such a sentence: "The reason why I came to this sauna to be a cleaning lady is mainly because of the fact that the other party provides food and housing. But now my job is gone, and you make me weak Where is the woman going to spend the night?"

Guo Yu listened to what I said very carefully, and then said to me casually: "Why don't you live in my house for now, I am also busy with work now, and I rarely go home, so the house is useless. If you live in If you go in, at least you can still have some popularity, do you think this is okay?"

There is no need to ask, if the old lady can't answer, she will be the number one fool in Tianzi.But I still pretended to be naive and asked back: "Is this okay?" Guo Yu smiled meaningfully, and I also smiled foolishly.At the same time, it was also the first time I discovered that Guo Yu can also smile so beautifully. Why didn't I discover this in the past? "

Hearing this, I laughed secretly, what Bingbing said has happened to many people.In fact, judging whether a person is pleasing to the eye is not about his or her appearance, but more about whether you care about the other person.

For example: It is said that people in love are fools, their IQ is close to zero, and some can even reach negative numbers.In fact, to put it bluntly, it's just because they look at each other pleasing to the eye.Regardless of the other party's strengths or weaknesses, when you see it in your own eyes, everything becomes pleasing to the eye.But when the love period passes, the endocrine hormones of men and women drop, love turns into marriage, and the shortcomings that originally existed objectively are exposed one by one.

Only then did the man find out helplessly: Why is this bitch so stuck?Dare to throw out everything while talking and chatting?Don't you know that secrets are for hiding, not for gossip?

At this time, the woman was also tangled and found out: Why are there so many problems with my men?I don’t wash my feet when I go to bed at night, and I grind my teeth, fart and snore; that’s all. Not only do I not brush my teeth in the morning, but I always slurp my mouth after eating. That’s the same thing for me.My old lady, what was it about him that I married him in the first place? I really blinded my titanium alloy eyes!

Bingbing’s next narration brought my thoughts back to reality again, “That night Guo Yu did everything a gentleman should do. First he watched me fall asleep, and then he set off alone and went back to the factory to rest. Before leaving He still didn't forget to put a thick wad of living expenses on the table in the restaurant, what a caring man.

In fact, my old lady was pretending to be asleep all the time, until I lay on the window sill and saw Guo Yu leaving in his big white BMW.Fortunately, I am more civic-minded, so I didn't do that. Even so, I was still so excited that I didn't fall asleep all night.It's really hard to find a place to go through iron shoes, and it doesn't take much effort to get it!

Don't people often say: A good start is half the battle!I was able to successfully enter Guo Yu's home, which proved that half of my plan was successful. The rest was how to lure Guo Yu to my old lady's bed, and let him bow down under my pomegranate skirt.Regarding this point, my mother has enough confidence and patience. After all, my mother's food these years is not free. "

Looking at Bingbing's supercilious look and arrogant tone, I had a premonition that this matter was definitely not as simple as she imagined, otherwise how would she come to hell to atone for her sins?This is called looking at the essence through phenomena. Readers who see this can learn from my method.

"In order to achieve my goal, I began to plan meticulously. First, I used the living expenses Guo Yu left me to tidy myself up and down. After preparing the measures, I hope Looking at the woman in the mirror, he smiled foolishly.

It turns out that people's mood can really determine their age.I remember that when the debt collectors blocked my door every day, I looked so haggard and unbearable, the corners of my eyes and brows were all wrinkled, and I looked like a 50-[-]-year-old old woman; look at myself in front of me, Not only did she restore her former appearance, but she even had the charm of a mature young woman.This should be the legend that people are refreshed on happy occasions, and it is very bright from the moon to the Mid-Autumn Festival!

Next, I'm going to start seducing Guo Yu.First of all, I called each other one day at a time to inquire about the other person's physical condition. After the other person got used to my presence, I started calling Guo Yu a few times a day to tell Guo Yu to eat on time and not to work too hard.After the telephone communication was over, the old lady started to use the beauty trap.

That night, just as the announcer said in the weather forecast, it rained heavily outside, and lightning flashed one after another pierced the silent night, followed by rumbling thunder.In the past, I would snuggle into Yaohua's broad chest, shrink myself into a ball, and use the other person's presence to reduce my sense of fear.

But now, I don't have time to be afraid. The experience of this period has already changed my mother from a priest who knows how to add blood to a pure warrior.What's wrong with a little rain, what do the crops eat in the field without rain; what's wrong with a little thunder, just to let everyone turn off all electrical appliances and save energy.The most important thing is that this kind of weather can be used by my mother. Thinking of this, I dialed Guo Yu's cell phone, "Where are you? I'm scared!" I admired my acting skills, that little vibrato, That helpless movement, any man would feel pity, not to mention that the other party had been secretly in love with me for so long.

"You turn up the volume of the TV, and I'll be right back." Guo Yu's tone was full of nervousness. After hanging up the phone, I happily shouted: Long live!Because my little trick has worked again.

As soon as Guo Yu walked in, I threw myself into his arms, like a helpless child seeing his relatives.Through his chest, I could hear his heart beating very fast, and his body temperature became very high.If it wasn't for a cold, it could only explain one problem, he wanted it!

Sure enough, Guo Yu didn't leave that night, and stayed to have sex with me.Before that, I thought about the many possibilities of his being single: could he be a glass (gay); I even thought of the worst possibility, could he be impotent?

But the moment he entered my body, all my initial guesses fell apart.I didn't expect such a shy man to have such a powerful explosive force on the bed, like a wild horse that has run wild and tireless, galloping and climbing on my body time and time again, and then time and time again. Come back.My long-dried body is lying on the bed at this moment, enjoying this unprecedented pleasure, as if I am in the clouds...

to be continued