the last witcher

Since the incident with the agate earrings passed, Sigu (Aunt Zhu You in the agate earrings) has often called us to invite us to go to her place for a sit-down, but we were entangled in trivial matters, one after another, and have never been able to spare time to visit her again. The fourth aunt, in private, often whispered to Brother Cao about this matter, and Brother Cao was quite helpless, after all, they all lived in reality and had to be busy with dressing and eating.After a long time, coupled with Sigu's frequent invitations, I always feel sorry for her.

Suddenly, the fourth aunt called one day, "Jia Shu, are you busy?" Said, "If you have time, come and see Si Gu, Si Gu is not feeling well these days. Cough..." After finishing speaking, Si Gu coughed a few times, "Si Gu, are you okay? "I asked with concern, "It's nothing serious, just getting old." Fourth Aunt said with emotion, "I'll go see you tomorrow." I finally made up my mind to put aside my trivial matters and visit Fourth Aunt. "If you're too busy, don't come here. I'm fine. I just miss you."

What the fourth aunt said made me feel very uncomfortable. After all, the other party is also my elder. Although he has no relatives and no reason, but he can think of me as a junior like this. I think I am really ignorant.Why!People, I don't know what I'm busy with all day long, and I have to deal with all kinds of trivial things all day long, so that I can ignore those people in my life who care about me and love me.I often say to myself, ride a bicycle slowly, see spring flowers, summer rain, autumn leaves, winter snow, and never miss every scene in life. Ignore those who really care about me, love me, help me, and bless me, ashamed, ashamed!

"Brother Cao, I'll go to Si Gu's tomorrow. You can help me look at the store and call me if you need something." After hanging up the phone, I asked Lao Cao what he meant. "It's time to go and see. The fourth aunt is a nice person. How many times has the fourth aunt called since our brothers came back? We always call when we have something to do. The two of us It’s a bit overdone, go ahead and buy more things, you don’t have to worry about the store.” Brother Cao also said to me guiltily, “Okay, let’s take a bath together at night, it’s clean, The ancients said that it is burning incense to take a bath, and before I leave, I spray some perfume on it, which is kind of interesting." I started to get in trouble with Brother Cao again, "It's okay to take a bath, don't spray perfume on me, save me Your sister-in-law went back and scratched me." Brother Cao answered me with a smile.

There was nothing to say in the afternoon, so Brother Cao and I went to a public bath near the Fengshui shop in the evening.That bathhouse is fairly clean, there is no rest hall inside, so there are no miscellaneous things, everything else is fine, but something serious happened.

After we both took a bath, we were applying body lotion under the shower head, when we saw a chubby uncle on the bath table, jumped up with a "teng", and gave the bath master a moment, "Stomach hurts, my stomach hurts." It hurts." Shouting, he ran to the toilet in the bathtub (the toilet is in the bathroom room).The uncle was supposed to be lying flat just now, maybe the master who took a bath pressed his stomach, but this guy covered his stomach with one hand and his buttocks with the other. He didn't have any slippers on, and started to jog towards the toilet as soon as he trotted.

I didn't feel very good at the time, so I dragged Brother Cao to move towards the door. Brother Cao looked at me puzzled. After all, we both wore shower gel. At this moment, I heard "Boom------ With a sound, a puff of yellow mist spewed out near the uncle's chrysanthemum, and then looked at the buddy next to the uncle, his body was half-turned yellow, and when we both looked closely, "God, vomit... .." It's all papa.

That's not counting, and I don't know what this uncle eats, the smell, hey, I'll go, I quickly rushed under the shower, grabbed the bath basket and ran out the door.In the end, it didn't matter if I ran. Those who took the shower and soaked in the big pool all ran out with me as if they had seen a ghost.

The most disturbing thing is that at the back, the buddy who was sprayed with poop actually looked down at his body, then touched it, put it under his nose and smelled it, and then vomited... .began to vomit.I glanced at the buddy, and said to Brother Cao while running, "That buddy definitely eats spicy soup at night. Look at the vegetable leaves, the white ones are instant noodles...." "Are you disgusting?" Brother Cao seemed a little nauseous, so he quickly stopped what I was going to say, and rushed out with me.

How else can I say that I am a good person, and it’s boring to run away after thinking about it. I’ll give you a chemistry class, so I raised my voice and said loudly to Brother Cao: "The chemistry teacher said that the reason why the poop smells Smelly, because the molecules of poop enter our mouth, nose and other parts, so it is equivalent to eating poop when we smell the smell...^-^" "Ouch.... shut up." I haven't waited for me After finishing speaking, Brother Cao is about to vomit, I am so happy.After the people inside heard what I said, most of them quickened their pace and rushed out. Those who were taking a bath in the big pool didn't even wear their shoes, and started to run out with us with their big feet bare.

It can be considered that they all ran out. I looked at the people around me, which made me happy. Brother Cao was wearing body wash, and some of them washed their hair and washed their hair halfway. Wearing a mud ball, in short, is full of strange things.Anyway, I flushed quite cleanly, but in order to avoid the smell, I opened my closet, took out the cigarettes in my clothes, lit one myself, and also lit one for Brother Cao.Because I ran too fast, the others didn't come out with the wardrobe key, they could only watch the two of us smoking, to make them greedy, and to satisfy my vanity a little bit.

"Brother, can I have a cigarette?" Finally, someone in the crowd couldn't bear it anymore and began to ask me for a cigarette. "Everyone take it to smoke." I took out the cigarette case and shared it with everyone. "Thank you, thank you, thank you." Amidst the voices of thanks from everyone, I once again felt the two words---comfort.

Just when everyone was smoking, I heard "Puff, puff!" The uncle's chrysanthemum actually sprayed out a spinach leaf, which was green, "Hey, hey, there are teeth marks." He also has good eyes people added.The guy inside didn't even have the strength to scold the uncle. After staying away from the uncle, he hurriedly took a shower there. "Don't both of you get into the big pool, or you have to change the water." The master of the bath yelled at the two people inside.

"Brother Cao, hurry up and rush, the smell will get worse after a while." I advised Lao Cao to wash off the shower gel quickly, Brother Cao gave me a tangled look, then took a deep breath of the cigarette, holding his breath Out of breath, he rushed into the bath.Seeing Brother Cao's helpless look, this is holding me back, hehe, I'm so bad.

to be continued