the last witcher

On the way back, I kept teasing Brother Cao: "Hey, don't you wear perfume? Why is it so fragrant all over your body? Can my sister-in-law's little heart take it? Ah, Brother Cao?" I was so happy because the bath The incident caused Brother Cao to spray perfume all over in desperation to cover up the smell of poop. "I've never seen how bad you are, and you're so bad." Brother Cao's blushing face turned black from my anger after taking a bath, "Bad people are good, as Hong Qigong said, good people suffer Lightning strikes, the scourge of life for thousands of years, right, Brother Cao?" I continued to be angry with Brother Cao, "You must be bad, and sooner or later someone will take care of you." Brother Cao is really at a loss for words, and actually pins his hopes on the future. Culture is horrible.In this way, the two of us went to the store, and then packed up what we needed to prepare for the next day. Brother Cao once again told me that the etiquette must be sufficient when going to the fourth aunt, and don't be afraid of spending money.Then, we each went home.

The next day, I picked the best fruit and made two fruit baskets and two flower baskets from my own wedding shop, then took a trolley to the fourth aunt's house.It's still the kind of antique architectural style. The difference is that when I came last time, I came here to ask for a crime. This time I came here with a grateful heart.

Seeing me coming to visit, the fourth aunt was very happy, "Hurry up, sit inside, I have invited you for a long time, I know you have been busy, so I finally invited you here today. Don't stand there, sit down quickly." After finishing speaking, the fourth aunt pulled My hand let me onto the kang in the back room. "Fourth Aunt, I'm so sorry, I have too many trivial matters. I haven't come to see you since last time. Brother Cao asked me to come to see you on his behalf. Don't mind." After finishing speaking, I Putting the flower basket and fruit basket in his hand in the corner of the wall, he glanced at Fourth Aunt, who had not seen her for a few months, and the fourth Aunt had gray hair on her temples.

"Si Gu wants to discuss something with you, please listen." Si Gu asked me politely, "Say, Si Gu, I'm listening." I answered Si Gu politely. "I see that we are very destined, my child is not with me, and people don't want to learn from me, so the fourth aunt plans to teach you some common sense of Zhu You, which can be regarded as an explanation to my master. What do you think?" As soon as Si Gu said the first sentence, I knew Si Gu's plan. To be honest, I really didn't think about it at the time. After all, what I have learned now is complicated enough. Brother Shan's seal, written The sloppy old Taoist talisman, here is another Zhu Youshu, the brain can't react at once, or I don't know what to learn, or I don't want to learn it.After all, Brother Shan is the descendant of Esoteric Buddhism, strictly speaking, it is Buddhism; the sloppy old Taoism is Taoism, there is no doubt about it; this Zhuyou technique belongs to wizards or shamans, which is the original religion in China; if I finish learning it, which side am I? ah?

Until now, many friends have asked me: "Jia Shu, what exactly did you learn? Is there a master who taught you? You see that fate is so accurate, please give me a horoscope." Every time I am very entangled , yeah, what kind of faction am I?I didn't know it myself, and then I said that I gave you the fate completely by feeling. I didn't believe it myself. I feel outrageous.

But then I also thought about it, it doesn’t matter what faction it is, what religion it is, as long as it can benefit the society and make people around me, people I care about, people I care about, or people who want something from me When encountering problems within the scope of my knowledge and ability, I can help and do my best. What about those superficial things? In the words of Buddhism, form is emptiness, emptiness is form, and if there is a Buddha in the heart, then Everything in the world has Buddha nature.

But when I was at Sigu’s house, I was still very entangled. After all, I hadn’t gotten out of the vicious circle of appearances, so I started to play the trick of dragging words, "Sigu, let me peel an orange for you to eat." After finishing speaking , I came to the fruit basket, took out an orange, and prepared to peel it and pass it to Fourth Aunt, "Hey!" Fourth Aunt sighed and didn't say anything, it must be sad, after all, Fourth Aunt really intends to pass on my mantle Yes, but my performance made Si Gu very embarrassed.

"Come, eat oranges." I handed the peeled oranges to Fourth Aunt, and just as Fourth Aunt took the oranges and was about to speak, a voice came from outside: "Is Daxian at home?" Then, a chubby man walked in .I first took a closer look at this man. He has a small crew cut, a big round face, a big nose, a pair of eyes rolling around in the eye sockets, a medium build, wearing casual clothes, holding a handbag, and bowed to Si Gu. .

"Is there anything difficult for you?" The fourth aunt asked the other party with a serious expression. "Daxian, my name is Yang XX. I haven't been in good health recently. I want to come here and ask you to take a look. By the way, I plan to invest in a factory recently, but it is risky. Please do the math to see how I can make sure nothing happens." Son." Yang directly explained the purpose of coming.

I felt it first, and I went away, but the other party didn’t let me feel anything, the only thing was that it didn’t feel good, I can’t explain it clearly, unlike some people, I knew everything immediately after I felt it , at least to Yang, he didn't feel this way.So I turned to look at my fourth aunt, unexpectedly my fourth aunt was also staring at me, after our eyes met, my fourth aunt said to Yang sternly: "Haven't you done enough outrageous things? Still want to continue to do those immoral things? I can't control your affairs, please go back." The fourth aunt directly issued an order to expel the other party.

"Great Immortal, Great Immortal, please don't be like this. You see, I have come all the way here. You can help me to have a look. This is a small gesture of gratitude. After it is done, I will definitely thank you very much." After finishing speaking, Yang A certain man took out a pack of Grandpa Mao from his handbag and put it on Si Gu's kang. "Hurry up and take it away, don't dirty my kang. Do you hear me!" Fourth Aunt said to Yang angrily.

"Daxian, I know you are capable, and those who are capable have a temper, but you don't have to make trouble with money. If you think it's not enough, how much can you say?" Yang said, taking out another bag from his handbag. Grandpa Da Mao, just when Yang was about to put down the money, the fourth aunt stood up suddenly, "Bring your money and get out!" The fourth aunt should be angry, and I obviously felt that the air was full of The smell of gunpowder is really called instant combustion.

"Don't be so ignorant, give you face and call you a god, if you don't give you face, you are an old man." Yang seemed to be angry, after all, there is a Chinese saying that "reach out and don't hit a smiling face." ".Yang feels that he has already given the fourth aunt enough face, but the fourth aunt did not save Yang any face, so it is normal for Yang to get angry. "That kid over there, call me daddy, and I'll give you 1 yuan. I'll let you see what it means to be rich." After finishing speaking, he shook his hand at me. in the money.

to be continued