Yanei of Rebirth

"Xiaojun, Uncle Qi's family has hired a master. They say they want to catch ghosts for Miss Xiaoqing, and they are doing it now. Let's take a look."

Just after dinner that day, I picked up "Hamlet" and prepared to study hard, when my third sister ran over mysteriously.

"What the hell are you chasing?"

I couldn't get back to God for a while.

"Oh, Miss Xiaoqing has been sick for the past few days. Master said it was a ghost, so I will try to catch ghosts tonight."

Ah, that's what happened.It's no wonder I was stunned for a moment, it's been a long time since I've heard of "Master Catch Ghosts".The so-called Shigong is what we call "Shenhan" here. In the 21st century, witches and gods who pretend to be ghosts and ghosts have gradually found their way, but in the 70s, they became very popular.The vast rural areas are culturally backward, and the masses lack medical care and medicine. They don't go to the hospital when they get sick, and they often invite witches and gods to catch ghosts and drive foxes.

Seeing me in a daze, Third Sister became impatient.

"Will you go? If you don't want to go, my second sister and I will go."

"I'll go. There's something exciting to watch, why don't you go?"

"Okay, let's go together, hurry up and go away."

"It's dark outside, I can't see the road, how can I get there?"

"Ah, you really are, are you stupid in reading? The second sister and uncle are lighting the torches."

I'm dizzy!

Even a flashlight is still a luxury, and you have to rely on torches for lighting when walking at night.

The second sister held up a torch made of dried pine bark to lead the way, and the younger uncle also lit a torch to postpone, and the third sister and I walked in the middle.Originally, my uncle was going to go ahead, but the second sister was afraid of ghosts and dared not stop, so she swapped places with my uncle.

It is said to be a torch, but it is actually very dark, and it is basically impossible to see the road.Fortunately, those who are familiar with the road and where there are ditches and hurdles are all clear, and there is no danger of falling.

Liujiashan has a total of three surnames, one Liu, two Ruan and three weeks.It has been reproduced for hundreds of years, and most of the people on the team are related.Uncle Qi is his father's family brother.Coincidentally, according to the family tree, Dad was the youngest in their generation, ranking twelve, and in my current generation, I am also the youngest, also ranking twelve.Considering that my dad is 37 years old this year, and his clan brothers are all older than him, it is unlikely that I will accidentally add another brother of the same clan to me. that's it.So regardless of my young age, there are quite a few elder nephews who call me Uncle Yao.After two or three years, some people will even call me Uncle Yao.

Hehe, that's a cool thing!

Qibo's house is relatively remote at the junction of Liujiashan Brigade and Matangwan Brigade.But when we arrived, people were crowded inside and outside the house. Looking at the posture, it was a bit like watching an open-air movie.

It's just that there are too few recreational activities in rural areas, and a "Master Catch Ghost" can attract so many people to watch the excitement.

I am short and short, holding the hand of my third sister, I squeezed through the gap between people like a loach, and entered the house.The younger uncle and the second sister couldn't squeeze in, so they could only stand on tiptoe outside the crowd and look in.

I actually don't like to join in the fun, but I really want to see the method of "Shi Gong catches ghosts".Let's see what tricks he uses to trick these honest villagers.After all, when I was young in my previous life, the master who can catch ghosts was an amazing character in my mind.

In Qibo's main room, two kerosene lamps were lit, and the light was dim.In the middle of the main room, two benches were used to set up a door panel, and a sallow and thin girl was curled up in the torn cotton wool, moaning and screaming in pain.

"Is this Miss Xiaoqing?"

I asked Third Sister in a low voice.

The third sister nodded, "Yes", and gave me a strange look, as if the question was stupid.From the analysis of the third sister's demeanor, I should know Miss Xiaoqing.There are only about two hundred households in the Liujiashan brigade, and children of similar age often play together, so it is reasonable to know each other well.Maybe it's because the memory is too long, and I don't have much impression of most of my childhood playmates.

It seems that Miss Xiaoqing is only thirteen or fourteen years old.However, people in rural areas were generally malnourished at that time, and children developed slowly, and Miss Xiaoqing curled up into a ball, which was unrecognizable, maybe fifteen or sixteen years old.

There is another person in the main room, about thirties, with a fierce face and a stout body, holding a wooden sword. He is probably the protagonist of tonight--Shigong.The decoration is also nothing special.If it wasn't for the wooden sword, he wouldn't be able to tell his identity.

There is also a bench in front of the master, with a bowl of rice and two bowls of water.Three lit incense sticks are stuck on top of the white rice.The master swept his eyes around, his face showing a bit of complacency, then he raised his wooden sword, pinched a sword formula with his left hand, muttered something, and started to practice.

Not far from Shigong, there are two middle-aged men and women with gray hair standing with their hands down, with respectful expressions.It should be Uncle Qi and Auntie.

"The heavens are spirited, the earth is spirited, Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law..."

I nodded secretly.It seems that this master is still a disciple of Taoism, and this incision is well read.Who knew that the master would turn over and over next and it would just be "the sky is lingling and the earth is lingling", and there will be no second sentence.

I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

I don't know whether it is because he is not good at learning or the master he worships has problems, but Ganqing only learned this sentence.Isn't this too ridiculous?With just such an incision, and a dark wooden sword, can you cheat food, drink, and money?

This teacher is too disrespectful for what he did!

Presumably he was bluffing and deceiving by relying on the name of a master.I have no interest in watching such an unacademic, half-bad guy. I guess he doesn't have any clever tricks to hide his eyes.

"Third sister, let's go back. It doesn't look good at all. I have to review my homework."

I spoke loudly on purpose.

All the eyes in the room were focused on me, including the master who could only say one sentence.Seeing me blatantly disturbing the situation, my eyes were a little vicious, and my expression was very bad.

I stared back unceremoniously.

The third sister was taken aback, and quickly scolded me: "Don't talk nonsense."

At this time, the curled up Xiaoqing suddenly groaned loudly, clutching her stomach and rolling on the door panel, beads of sweat rolling down her sallow face.

Oops, look at this, it should be an acute abdomen attack.If not treated in time, the consequences can be dire.

Uncle Qi and aunt were also anxious, and hurriedly begged Master to continue practicing.

The master let out a "hum", turned his head away, raised his wooden sword, and began to read the phrase "quickly like a law".

"Uncle Qi, don't listen to him recite scriptures, hurry up and send Miss Xiaoqing to the health center. If it's too late, it will be too late." [

Human life is at stake, and I don't care about my master's face anymore, so I shouted loudly.

"Kids, don't talk nonsense here, get out!"

Master couldn't bear it, he took two steps closer and shouted viciously.

I looked at him coldly, and said coldly: "Who is talking nonsense? You are not a doctor, do you know how to see a doctor?"

"You...she's not sick, she's possessed by an evil spirit, causing harm to her. When I catch the evil spirit, it will be fine. What do you know, kid?"

At this time, Miss Xiaoqing was in more pain, and her voice was a little hoarse.

"You're just talking nonsense. The sky is bright and the sky is clear, where did the evil spirit come from? Miss Xiaoqing is obviously seriously ill, if you don't go to the hospital immediately, someone will die. Can you bear the responsibility?"

Seeing that he is still pretending to be a ghost, I can bear it, and I don't care what people think of me, a seven-year-old child who speaks words, pointing at the teacher's nose and denouncing him.

"you……"

Master was so angry that he clenched his fists tightly, the veins on his neck swelled, looking at this posture, if I wasn't a child, he might have punched me.

"Whose child is this? Where are the adults in the family?"

"Ah, Xiaojun..."

Uncle Qi recognized me and hurried over, trying to pull me out.

I stretched out my hand, stopped Uncle Qi, eased my tone, and said to Master: "Master, I don't care who you are, saving people is the most important thing."

"Yo ho, your tone is not small. You, a child with no hair, dare to teach me here? Go out..."

Master became furious, grabbed my collar and went out.

I shrugged, raised my hand to push his hand away, and said coldly: "You don't care where your master is, let me tell you, this is Liujiashan, and my father is Liu Jincai, deputy director of the Revolutionary Committee of Hongqi Commune. If you dare to move I'm a hair, don't even think about getting out of the Liujiashan brigade tonight! If you don't believe me, just give it a try!"

The master was stunned for a moment.

Although he might not have heard of Liu Jincai's name, he knew that Liu was the most common surname in Liujiashan.If you really hit me, a little kid, I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of the Liujiashan Brigade.

"Ah, Xiaojun, don't make trouble for Uncle Qi...Master, master, his child is not sensible, don't argue with him, please hurry up and catch ghosts...My Xiaoqing is about to die..."

Uncle Qi was so anxious that he became a little coherent.

The master snorted and said, "Brother Liu Qi, it's not that I don't want to help. Children are making trouble here, and it won't work."

"Ah, Xiaojun, you should go home quickly..."

Uncle Qi is an honest man, seeing my unmoved appearance, he hurriedly called Third Sister again.

"Xiaoyan, take your brother home quickly..."

In the middle of the noise, there was only a "plop", and Miss Xiaoqing rolled down from the door panel.

I didn't care about bickering with Master, so I hurried over.I saw that Miss Xiaoqing's face was pale, her teeth were clenched on her lower lip, bleeding from the bite.

"Miss Xiaoqing, where is your pain?"

"This...here..."

Miss Xiaoqing tightly covered her lower right abdomen with one hand.

Possibly acute appendicitis.

I immediately lifted up her clothes, reached out to touch the appendix, and pressed down hard: "Does it hurt here?"

Miss Xiaoqing yelled out in pain, and said forcefully: "Yes...it's here..."

It should be acute appendicitis. The pain is so severe that it may be perforated.Although he was not a doctor in his previous life, he still has some medical knowledge.

"It's acute appendicitis and needs immediate surgery. Hurry up and send it to the health center..."

"Xiaojun..."

This time it was Uncle Qi, an honest man, who could bear it no longer. With a loud shout, he rushed in front of me angrily, his face turning purple.

"Don't make trouble here, go home quickly. I'll tell your father another day and give you a good beat!"

I sighed and said, "Uncle Qi, I am your nephew, and Miss Xiaoqing is my cousin. Will I harm you?"

Seeing me pretending to be an adult and still playing the family card here, Uncle Qi was angry and funny, and stammered: "Xiao Jun, what do you know as a child... Be obedient, go home... Great master..."

I immediately became angry.It is said that youth is the capital, but being too young may not necessarily mean that the capital is strong.Obviously the truth is in his grasp, but no one is willing to listen.I thought for a while, then slowly walked up to the arrogant master, and said, "Master, tell the truth, is Miss Xiaoqing really possessed by a ghost?"

"I……"

"You have to think about it, you can't joke about human life. I will wait here for you to catch ghosts. If you can't catch this evil ghost tonight, if you can't cure Miss Xiaoqing's illness, and you die, I must ask my father to arrest you and sentence you to death!"

"you……"

The master suddenly became a little bit harsh, and didn't dare to speak up.It must be known that the Cultural Revolution has vigorously promoted the destruction of the Four Olds for many years, and people like teachers and witches are the targets of attack.It’s nothing more than just bluffing and deceiving the masses in the countryside on weekdays. If you are really arrested by the Revolutionary Committee, it’s not for fun.

"Still going out? Do you really want to go to jail?"

I know that for the present plan, the only way to do it is to draw from the bottom of the pot.Let's drive this master away first.

"Okay, okay, I'll go. Liu Laoqi, I'm not sorry for you today, Xu Hu. In the future, if there are evil spirits in your Liujiashan brigade, don't look for me..."

Master stomped his feet, squeezed away the crowd at the door, and left in embarrassment.

Hehe, as expected of an old Jianghu, he never fails, even before leaving, he has to say a few cruel words to show his appearance.

"Hey, Master Xu...you wait..."

Uncle Qi hurriedly chased him out.

I ignored it, and shouted out the door: "Uncle, hurry up and call some people to take Miss Xiaoqing to the hospital."

My uncle squeezed in, patted my head, and scolded me with a smile: "Little guy, do you still want to command my uncle?"

"Oh, brother-in-law, you're still joking at this time. Hurry up and save someone. If you let my dad know that you are dying, will he scold you?"

I know that my uncle is usually most afraid of Dad, so I have no choice but to show his signboard.

This trick really worked, the uncle's expression changed, and he raised his hands up: "OK, OK, let me lift..."