Excellent Village Chief
Chapter 186 Raise 1, Throw 1
After answering the call from Zhang Qianqian's father, Chen Erjia was worried.This little old man is too mysterious, day, he can pretend to be a magic stick better than the old man Dongfang.
"Gazi, what did my dad say?" Zhang Qianqian was a little nervous, her dad's attitude towards Chen Ergu was the source of her lifelong happiness.
"Ah? Oh, your father told you to clean your ass every night, and then take care of me!" Gazi said seriously.
"You dead man, tell me, what did my dad say?" Zhang Qianqian said coquettishly.Gazi laughed and said, "Okay, okay, I didn't say anything, you just tell me something, let me take good care of you in the future, take care of you, and don't let you be naughty anymore!"
"That's all?" Zhang Qianqian pouted.
"Then what else to say? Why don't you call your dad again, and I'll ask him if he has anything else to say." Gazi then turned to look at Dong Xian'er, "Xian'er, let me ask you something. When we killed Franc that day, did you notice that you were being followed?"
Dong Xian'er frowned, "Shouldn't be followed, most people can't escape my eyes."
Gazi lowered his head and thought about it. Dong Xianer's cultivation is many times higher than mine. If someone is following him, he should be able to detect it.But if no one was following her, how did Xiaoqian's father know about it?
After thinking about it, there is only one possibility.And this may have shocked Chen Erjia. "Xian'er, has your grandfather ever been a disciple? Or is there any other successor?"
Dong Xian'er shook her head, and said with certainty, "No! I asked Grandpa about this, and he said that he only passed on his witchcraft to you. Moreover, not everyone can practice witchcraft. Just like you and me , you are the body of extreme yang, and I am the body of extreme yin. Only our special and specific physique can cultivate."
Hearing what Dong Xian'er said, Gazi couldn't be sure. "Xian'er, we were followed when we killed Franc twice that day."
Dong Xian'er's face changed, "Impossible! If someone is following me, it's impossible not to find out. What you said is absolutely impossible." Dong Xian'er is very confident in her witchcraft.
Gazi said, "Then let me ask you again, if you haven't found it, what does that mean?"
"Hmph, it's impossible. If there is such a thing, there is only one explanation. This person's mana and witchcraft cultivation base is even higher than mine!" Dong Xian'er said dismissively, and opened her eyes wide as soon as she finished speaking. Mouth, looking at Chen Ergu in surprise, "Gazi, you mean the person who followed us, the level of witchcraft must be higher than the two of us?"
Gazi nodded solemnly, "This is just a conjecture, and it doesn't mean it must be correct. I think I have been in Dahua for 5000 years, and there are so many capable people. This person may have practiced witchcraft, or it may be other aspects. Specialty." Gazi gave Zhang Qianqian a meaningful look after speaking.
"What are you looking at me for?" Zhang Qianqian curled her lips, she didn't know what the two of them were talking about just now.
"Hey, it's nothing, let's see if my wife has become more beautiful!" Gazi laughed.
"Has it become more beautiful? Compared with Sister Xian'er, who is more beautiful between us?"
"Yes, which of us is the prettiest?" Dong Xian'er also booed.
How can I answer this question for you?Damn, didn't you deliberately make things difficult for me, asking me which of the two of you is more beautiful in front of Dong Xian'er, no matter how I answered, I would offend one of you.Grandma, it's insidious!It's a trap!
"Hey, it's not easy to answer this question." Gazi frowned on purpose, thinking about it. "Let me tell you this, I am actually a very self-cultivated person. I don't pay much attention to appearance, that is, I like inner beauty. As for this inner beauty, I have my own standard of measurement!"
"What standard?" The two women asked at the same time.
"What standard? There is only one standard! A woman must be real, and she must be a real woman when she goes to bed! Do you understand? Hahahaha...go home!" Gazi laughed loudly, stepping on the gas pedal, Whoosh headed towards Shengli Village!
The three of them were fighting all the way, half an hour later, Gazi drove the car and led the two girls into the house.Hey, how should I explain it to Chen Shiwen and the others? This is a very troublesome question.
"Gazi, you're back! Yo, this is..." Chen Shiwen's face was a bit embarrassed, he was very clear about Zhang Qianqian and Chen Ergu.But now there is another Dong Xian'er in the family. Under his own black-box operation, the two slept in the same bed. As for whether anything happened to the two of them, according to Chen Shiwen's understanding of Gazi, if nothing happened, Chen Shiwen was Do not believe.
So, now that Zhang Qianqian and Dong Xian'er appeared in front of Chen Shiwen at the same time, Chen Shiwen couldn't help but blush, there's no way to explain this!It's easy to say or not!
Chen Shiwen looked up at Chen Erjia, "Hey, not only is this kid not worried at all, but he's also at ease with his mother, and the old god is there."Could it be... Could it be that this kid has used some tricks to fool the two girls?
It must be so!Chen Shiwen didn't dare to think about that.How could it be possible for two beautiful girls to marry your son?Is this not illegal?
"Hey, Xiaoqian! It's been a long time since I came to play at my house! This...hehe..." Chen Shiwen didn't know how Gazi was fooling around with the two girls, and he didn't dare to speak casually.Standing beside Zhang Aiqing was also embarrassed.
Chen Shiwen winked at Zhang Aiqing, meaning to divide the work, one for each person, and then dragged them to two rooms to fool around!Zhang Aiqing has followed Chen Shiwen all her life, so of course she knows what Chen Shiwen is up to.Although I was a little reluctant, I still had to do it. Otherwise, if it caused trouble at home, I would lose face in the village.
The two were about to go up to talk and pull Zhang Qianqian and Dong Xian'er away, but something happened that made the old couple almost suffocate to death!
"Mom!" Zhang Qianqian said coquettishly, and rushed into Zhang Aiqing's arms.
"Dad!" Dong Xian'er also let out a coquettish voice, stepped forward to grab Chen Shiwen's hand, pressed him on the chair, beat his back and squeezed his shoulders!
Gazi stood aside and grinned heartlessly!
Chen Shiwen and Zhang Aiqing didn't understand what was going on at all!Daughter-in-law?My day, two daughters-in-law?I have only one son, Chen Erjia!
Chen Shiwen was confused, and Zhang Aiqing was also confused!This joke is a bit big!
"Guzi, what the hell is going on? Your old man has a bad heart, don't, don't mess with me, okay!"
"Parents!" Zhang Qianqian and Dong Xian'er said coquettishly at the same time.
"Hey, good daughter-in-law!" Chen Shiwen's heart was filled with honey, the parents shouted so kindly!
……
After the two daughters-in-law explained, Chen Shiwen and his wife finally understood.The old couple Chen Shiwen couldn't find their way out of joy!
Chen Shiwen stood up, looked up to the sky and laughed three times, raised his head, straightened his waist, and said loudly, "Mother, I wonder if anyone in the village will dare to say that my son-in-law can't find a wife in the future. Damn, we Jia Gazi either doesn’t marry a daughter-in-law, if he wants to marry, he should marry two, raise one, and throw away the other! Uh... no, no, no!"
The four sweated wildly!
The family of five lived happily ever after!
Gazi went to the south of the village in the afternoon. If the matter of the emperor's mausoleum was not resolved, he would not be able to let it go.The Emperor's Tomb is now completely sealed off.Many buddies wearing big-brimmed hats stood outside the cordon with real guns.
Gazi looked around, with a smile on his face.
"Hey, what are you doing? You are not allowed here now!" A policeman stopped Gazi and said.
"Oh, big brother, I'm the head of this village, and I have something to do with Xiao Liu!" Gazi felt that he should give his position to a higher position first, and directly called Liu Kun Xiao Liu.
"Xiao Liu? We don't have a surname Liu!" said the comrade police officer.
My god, Comrade Xiao Liu, you don't even know, you're still an ass.You don't even know your immediate boss, shit, you can go home and sell sweet potatoes.
"I'm looking for Liu Kun, Comrade Xiao Liu!" Gazi raised his voice on purpose!A circle of people looked like this side, thinking that some troublemaker was about to make trouble, and they all came over here.
"Hey, what are you doing? Go back and stand at your post! Let Village Chief Chen come over." Liu Kun was very happy when he saw that it was Chen Ergu!
The scorpion pulled his arm, his chin soared to the sky, damn, you still don't believe Comrade Xiao Liu!
"Gazi, what did my dad say?" Zhang Qianqian was a little nervous, her dad's attitude towards Chen Ergu was the source of her lifelong happiness.
"Ah? Oh, your father told you to clean your ass every night, and then take care of me!" Gazi said seriously.
"You dead man, tell me, what did my dad say?" Zhang Qianqian said coquettishly.Gazi laughed and said, "Okay, okay, I didn't say anything, you just tell me something, let me take good care of you in the future, take care of you, and don't let you be naughty anymore!"
"That's all?" Zhang Qianqian pouted.
"Then what else to say? Why don't you call your dad again, and I'll ask him if he has anything else to say." Gazi then turned to look at Dong Xian'er, "Xian'er, let me ask you something. When we killed Franc that day, did you notice that you were being followed?"
Dong Xian'er frowned, "Shouldn't be followed, most people can't escape my eyes."
Gazi lowered his head and thought about it. Dong Xianer's cultivation is many times higher than mine. If someone is following him, he should be able to detect it.But if no one was following her, how did Xiaoqian's father know about it?
After thinking about it, there is only one possibility.And this may have shocked Chen Erjia. "Xian'er, has your grandfather ever been a disciple? Or is there any other successor?"
Dong Xian'er shook her head, and said with certainty, "No! I asked Grandpa about this, and he said that he only passed on his witchcraft to you. Moreover, not everyone can practice witchcraft. Just like you and me , you are the body of extreme yang, and I am the body of extreme yin. Only our special and specific physique can cultivate."
Hearing what Dong Xian'er said, Gazi couldn't be sure. "Xian'er, we were followed when we killed Franc twice that day."
Dong Xian'er's face changed, "Impossible! If someone is following me, it's impossible not to find out. What you said is absolutely impossible." Dong Xian'er is very confident in her witchcraft.
Gazi said, "Then let me ask you again, if you haven't found it, what does that mean?"
"Hmph, it's impossible. If there is such a thing, there is only one explanation. This person's mana and witchcraft cultivation base is even higher than mine!" Dong Xian'er said dismissively, and opened her eyes wide as soon as she finished speaking. Mouth, looking at Chen Ergu in surprise, "Gazi, you mean the person who followed us, the level of witchcraft must be higher than the two of us?"
Gazi nodded solemnly, "This is just a conjecture, and it doesn't mean it must be correct. I think I have been in Dahua for 5000 years, and there are so many capable people. This person may have practiced witchcraft, or it may be other aspects. Specialty." Gazi gave Zhang Qianqian a meaningful look after speaking.
"What are you looking at me for?" Zhang Qianqian curled her lips, she didn't know what the two of them were talking about just now.
"Hey, it's nothing, let's see if my wife has become more beautiful!" Gazi laughed.
"Has it become more beautiful? Compared with Sister Xian'er, who is more beautiful between us?"
"Yes, which of us is the prettiest?" Dong Xian'er also booed.
How can I answer this question for you?Damn, didn't you deliberately make things difficult for me, asking me which of the two of you is more beautiful in front of Dong Xian'er, no matter how I answered, I would offend one of you.Grandma, it's insidious!It's a trap!
"Hey, it's not easy to answer this question." Gazi frowned on purpose, thinking about it. "Let me tell you this, I am actually a very self-cultivated person. I don't pay much attention to appearance, that is, I like inner beauty. As for this inner beauty, I have my own standard of measurement!"
"What standard?" The two women asked at the same time.
"What standard? There is only one standard! A woman must be real, and she must be a real woman when she goes to bed! Do you understand? Hahahaha...go home!" Gazi laughed loudly, stepping on the gas pedal, Whoosh headed towards Shengli Village!
The three of them were fighting all the way, half an hour later, Gazi drove the car and led the two girls into the house.Hey, how should I explain it to Chen Shiwen and the others? This is a very troublesome question.
"Gazi, you're back! Yo, this is..." Chen Shiwen's face was a bit embarrassed, he was very clear about Zhang Qianqian and Chen Ergu.But now there is another Dong Xian'er in the family. Under his own black-box operation, the two slept in the same bed. As for whether anything happened to the two of them, according to Chen Shiwen's understanding of Gazi, if nothing happened, Chen Shiwen was Do not believe.
So, now that Zhang Qianqian and Dong Xian'er appeared in front of Chen Shiwen at the same time, Chen Shiwen couldn't help but blush, there's no way to explain this!It's easy to say or not!
Chen Shiwen looked up at Chen Erjia, "Hey, not only is this kid not worried at all, but he's also at ease with his mother, and the old god is there."Could it be... Could it be that this kid has used some tricks to fool the two girls?
It must be so!Chen Shiwen didn't dare to think about that.How could it be possible for two beautiful girls to marry your son?Is this not illegal?
"Hey, Xiaoqian! It's been a long time since I came to play at my house! This...hehe..." Chen Shiwen didn't know how Gazi was fooling around with the two girls, and he didn't dare to speak casually.Standing beside Zhang Aiqing was also embarrassed.
Chen Shiwen winked at Zhang Aiqing, meaning to divide the work, one for each person, and then dragged them to two rooms to fool around!Zhang Aiqing has followed Chen Shiwen all her life, so of course she knows what Chen Shiwen is up to.Although I was a little reluctant, I still had to do it. Otherwise, if it caused trouble at home, I would lose face in the village.
The two were about to go up to talk and pull Zhang Qianqian and Dong Xian'er away, but something happened that made the old couple almost suffocate to death!
"Mom!" Zhang Qianqian said coquettishly, and rushed into Zhang Aiqing's arms.
"Dad!" Dong Xian'er also let out a coquettish voice, stepped forward to grab Chen Shiwen's hand, pressed him on the chair, beat his back and squeezed his shoulders!
Gazi stood aside and grinned heartlessly!
Chen Shiwen and Zhang Aiqing didn't understand what was going on at all!Daughter-in-law?My day, two daughters-in-law?I have only one son, Chen Erjia!
Chen Shiwen was confused, and Zhang Aiqing was also confused!This joke is a bit big!
"Guzi, what the hell is going on? Your old man has a bad heart, don't, don't mess with me, okay!"
"Parents!" Zhang Qianqian and Dong Xian'er said coquettishly at the same time.
"Hey, good daughter-in-law!" Chen Shiwen's heart was filled with honey, the parents shouted so kindly!
……
After the two daughters-in-law explained, Chen Shiwen and his wife finally understood.The old couple Chen Shiwen couldn't find their way out of joy!
Chen Shiwen stood up, looked up to the sky and laughed three times, raised his head, straightened his waist, and said loudly, "Mother, I wonder if anyone in the village will dare to say that my son-in-law can't find a wife in the future. Damn, we Jia Gazi either doesn’t marry a daughter-in-law, if he wants to marry, he should marry two, raise one, and throw away the other! Uh... no, no, no!"
The four sweated wildly!
The family of five lived happily ever after!
Gazi went to the south of the village in the afternoon. If the matter of the emperor's mausoleum was not resolved, he would not be able to let it go.The Emperor's Tomb is now completely sealed off.Many buddies wearing big-brimmed hats stood outside the cordon with real guns.
Gazi looked around, with a smile on his face.
"Hey, what are you doing? You are not allowed here now!" A policeman stopped Gazi and said.
"Oh, big brother, I'm the head of this village, and I have something to do with Xiao Liu!" Gazi felt that he should give his position to a higher position first, and directly called Liu Kun Xiao Liu.
"Xiao Liu? We don't have a surname Liu!" said the comrade police officer.
My god, Comrade Xiao Liu, you don't even know, you're still an ass.You don't even know your immediate boss, shit, you can go home and sell sweet potatoes.
"I'm looking for Liu Kun, Comrade Xiao Liu!" Gazi raised his voice on purpose!A circle of people looked like this side, thinking that some troublemaker was about to make trouble, and they all came over here.
"Hey, what are you doing? Go back and stand at your post! Let Village Chief Chen come over." Liu Kun was very happy when he saw that it was Chen Ergu!
The scorpion pulled his arm, his chin soared to the sky, damn, you still don't believe Comrade Xiao Liu!
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