Excellent Village Chief

"Why are you here, Gazi?" Liu Kun looked very enthusiastic.

Gazi chuckled, "What's the matter, this is my territory, why can't I come, but what is your public security bureau doing here so grandly? Sweeping?"

"Hey, you think I want to come? Wouldn't it be fun to stay in the office if you have nothing to do, drink tea and read the newspaper, and look at the big plates of the female police officers when you have nothing to do? Hey, this time the city attaches great importance to your village Ah, I specially downloaded the file to let us protect this place 24 hours a day to prevent any accidents from happening." Liu Kun said.

"24 hours?" Gazi thought he was in trouble, and he was going to visit the emperor's tomb when no one was there.What to do now, 24-hour surveillance with guns. "I said, Old Liu, you guys are still doing nothing. You might as well go home and hug your wife. Who is going to do the damage in the middle of the night?" Gazi tried to persuade Liu Kun so that they could relax their vigilance and give themselves a chance.

"Who wouldn't say that! I originally planned to take my brothers home to sleep at night. Damn, you see..." Liu Kun raised his finger and pointed to the distance, "Did you see that chick? It's from the city bureau, Damn, it’s crazy, I added a city prefix, and it suppressed me, the chief of the bureau.”

Gazi followed Liu Kun's fingers and looked, hey, it really is a chick, standing not far away, with her back to her, day, her small buttocks are upright, her thighs are straight, she is dressed in a police uniform, and she looks heroic!The scorpion is mouthy, usually the back looks like a beautiful woman, but the front usually looks like a beast!

Gazi dismissed it, but this woman is more difficult to speak than a man!If a man is stubborn, ten cows will not be able to pull him back, but if a woman is stubborn, ten men will not be able to pull her back.

"Old Liu, is this little girl easy to deal with?" Gazi wanted to find out about this little girl.

"Easy to deal with? Day, it's very tough! Damn it, I said to her, she can't wait to shoot me. Day, I failed as the director of the bureau! Fuck, if there is a chance, I will give it to him One shot, hehe..." Liu Kun smiled wretchedly.

Gazi curled his lips and thought to himself, if yours can count as a gun, then mine can count as a gun!But I can't say this, it's too shocking.If Liu Kun was allowed to see his ass, then Liu Kun shouldn't hang himself.

"Old Liu, is this woman difficult to deal with?" Gazi said, "Tell me about this woman, and I'll shoot him if I get a chance!"

Hearing what Gazi said, Liu Kun had a sinister smile on his face, "Okay, brother, you have ambition. I support you! Hehe... If there is such a day, let me watch it from the side." Gazi thought Liu Kun from the From the top of the head to the soles of the feet, I completely despised it. Day, I have seen slutty people, but I have never seen such a slutty person. It is a bit like my old man back then!Not bad, worth cultivating!

"Tell me, tell me about this woman!" Gazi handed Liu Kun a cigarette, and the two squatted on the ridge of the field and chatted.

"Garzi, let me tell you, this woman is extremely hot, hot, damn hot! Don't look at her, she looks like a flower, even a flower is a flower with thorns. This chick is a police officer. He is highly regarded by the director of the Municipal Bureau. Damn, when I came to me today, she quarreled with me. I ordered this way, but she said that this can’t be done, I have to do that! Grandma, and she is very angry, not at all To save face. Brothers wanted to take a break, so they ran over to urge us, saying that we had neglected our duties and refused to do things for the common people with offerings! Damn, what the hell do you say, we have already done our duty very well, But we are also human, right? Besides, what can happen in the wild? Someone can see it.”

Hearing what Liu Kun said, Gazi thought to himself, be good, I didn't expect this chick to have the same temper as Lao Tzu.Yes, although a bit arrogant, but still very concerned about people's livelihood!And I heard from Liu Kun that this chick looks pretty good, I don't know what she looks like, is You Xian'er pretty?

"Director Liu, as the chief of the first bureau, you actually slacked off in private and let an irrelevant person run into the isolation area. You are negligent of your duty. How do you explain it?" Suddenly a very cold voice came from behind the two of them. Come.

When Liu Kun heard the voice, he immediately became dejected, and said without turning his head, "Damn, here it is again!"

Gazi turned his head and forgot about the past, two straight thighs, and when he looked up, a set of straight police uniforms outlined a graceful curve, with a straight pp, and a small waist that was grasped smoothly, suddenly A twin peak rises from the ground!

My day!Big... quite!

Further up, there is an alluring face, eyebrows like Daishan, eyes like red phoenixes, oval face, mouth like cherries, uh... In short, this woman can fall into Chen Ergu's eyes. According to Chen Ergu's theory, this woman The policewoman can be considered impulsive.It's just that the expression is a little cold, like ice.

"Little girl, you look pretty good, with round skin and big tits!" Chen Erjia subconsciously said it from the bottom of her heart, but it was a bit frivolous to say it to a stunning female police officer.As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Gazi knew he was in big trouble.

When Liu Kun heard what Gazi said, he jumped out of Gazi three feet away in fright.

The female police officer even raised eyebrows, "Sir, please respect Ma'am! You are insulting a woman." These words were just and careless.A feeling of being proud of the world!

The scorpion curled his lips, what kind of insult?I'm obviously praising you, but I said that people are insulting you. If I have to say that your chest can safely take off and land a Boeing 747, is that called flattering you?It really is big breasts and no brains!

"Miss." Gazi bit these two words hard, "Why did I insult you? I'm obviously praising you, okay? If I'm insulting women, then I suggest you go to the dairy factory, Milking all the milk every day is the greatest respect for you."

"You, you rascal!" The policewoman blushed and glared angrily at Chen Ergu, who didn't seem to care, and stared back. "You, what's your name? Hmph, you rascal, I want to arrest you and take you back to the police station!"

"Yo, I'm so scared, beauty, take me back!" Gazi smiled, stretched out his hands, then turned to look at Liu Kun with a frightened face, "Comrade Xiao Liu, look, if I'm caught, can I go back?" Punish me for what crime?"

Liu Kun bared his teeth, looked in horror at the scary female police officer with a dark face, and said, "Well...well, if you have to add a crime, I think it should be, maybe, probably, maybe, you can almost be punished. The crime of humiliating... huh?"

"Damn!" Gazi yelled suddenly, scaring the female police officer next to him and almost fell over, "Hustle to the gentleman? Oh, this is a serious crime. Thinking of my ancestor's [-]th generation literary family, this reputation is terrible. It can't be broken in my hands. I have to find a way to remedy it!"

Gazi suddenly raised his head and looked at the policewoman with burning eyes.

The policewoman was looking at Chen Ergu angrily at first, but now seeing Chen Ergu staring at her for a while, she felt creepy instead.

Gazi thought to himself, "Damn, what's wrong with playing, you have to play arrogance with me?"

The female policeman said in a trembling voice, "You, what are you looking at! I, I am a policeman! You'd better be honest with me."

"Hey, I know you're a police aunt. Don't be afraid. You're a policeman. I'm a good citizen. I won't do anything to you. Besides, Comrade Xiao Liu is still here. I just want to do something. Is there a chance?"

When did the policewoman encounter such a rascal?Wherever I met people before, as long as I was more serious and my face was colder, I made sure that those smelly men kept a distance of three meters from me.But why did I meet such a shameless person today?I still can't bring him down.

"Man, there is no good thing!" The female police officer became angry. It is too shameful for a people's policeman to be so embarrassed by a scoundrel. "Are you from Shengli Village? Hmph, what you said just now, I won't be as knowledgeable as you. You can go now. This place has been quarantined. If you don't leave, I will sue you for obstructing official duties and insulting the law enforcement." Personnel." The policewoman's complexion improved slightly.

Gazi can't get used to this kind of self-righteous woman the most, thinking that if she is more capable, more beautiful, and more valued by the leaders, no one will be able to fall into her eyes.This kind of woman is arrogant, and her arrogance is disgusting.

"Ahem..." Gazi also corrected his expression, put away his hippie smile, and said, "Auntie policeman, I want to correct a few mistakes in what you said just now. First, I did not hinder your official duties , On the contrary, I am assisting your work, as the village head of Shengli Village, it should be normal for Director Liu and I to have some work communication and consultation on this imperial mausoleum, right?"

"Second, on behalf of all male compatriots, I would like to protest to you. If it is said that praising a woman's plumpness is an insult to this woman, then I think you women insulted yourself first, and we men are just flattering you women. Third, it is also the most serious mistake you made. It is the first sentence you said. How can you say, man, there is no good thing? What you said is wrong. As a man, I want to protest, I want Tell all the female compatriots, in fact, we men still have a good thing, Director Liu, do you think what I said is right? If you think what I said is right, please give some applause!"

Papapa..."Yes, yes..." Liu Kun winked at Chen Erjia, gloating at his misfortune!

The female police officer didn't know what Chen Erku and Liu Kun meant, but she knew that there was something in the words of the two, but she couldn't explain the hooligan, so she simply scolded the hooligan, ruffian, shook her head, and left angrily. !