house fairy

Lin Danqing was a little puzzled by what Yue Fei said, so he simply forgot about it and dragged Yue Fei to sit down in the living room.

"Grandpa, Feifei, you two talk first, I'll go to the kitchen to cook~"

"Coke, there's really no need to be so troublesome. Let's go out to eat? My treat, eat whatever you want!"

Yue Fei decided to struggle one last time.

"No, grandpa said that he wants to try my handicraft. You guys chat and watch TV first, and it will be over soon." [

After Lin Kele finished speaking, he happily carried the vegetables into the kitchen.

Yue Fei looked at Lin Danqing, at this moment he had nothing to say.

"What's the matter with you? What kind of look is this?"

"It's nothing, I just suddenly felt that there is no way to stop people from dying..."

"I don't know what you're talking about... Come, come, have a drink with me... Hey, why are you avoiding me!? My current benefits are quite good. It's okay to drink with an open belly. Who cares about your little money? ah!"

Just when Lin Danqing was about to take Yue Fei to have a drink, he found that Yue Fei was hiding far away, looking at him like a thief, and the old guy jumped angrily.

"You still have the nerve to talk about welfare benefits. You don't work with taxpayers' wages. Are you a special commissioner when you return to Linjiang City, or are you returning to your hometown for retirement?"

Lin Danqing scratched his head, and said with some uncertainty: "This...it should be both..."

"...You old bastard, do you know that someone was killed by a monster a while ago?"

What Yue Fei was referring to was Yang Ling's incident. It is estimated that Lin Danqing still doesn't know about it, which shows how dereliction of duty this guy is.

"What!?" Lin Danqing said decisively after hearing the words: "This is impossible! If there is any movement from the monsters, I will definitely respond to the monsters on the Internet!"

"Do you think I have nothing to do to make you happy?" Yue Fei snorted, "What is the effective range of your monster search disk?"

The effective range of the monster gas detector made by Ruoshui is only [-] meters. One can imagine how big the range of the monster search disk that Lin Danqing regards as a treasure will be...

"About a radius of 50 meters..."

Lin Danqing seemed to have noticed it too, so his voice was very low and he smiled sarcastically.

"50 meters, hum, 50 meters... Are you sitting at home every day waiting for the monster to come to you? If I didn't find the monster this time, when it grows up, I don't know if it will die How many people are there, and what will happen to you then?"

Lin Danqing rolled his eyes very simply: "Why do you want to say these things, just say it directly, don't beat around the bush!"

"Smart!" Yue Fei raised his thumbs up, blinked his eyes, and said with a smile: "Didn't you just say that your welfare benefits are very good? Now my family has too many people, so I want to buy a house, by the way Buy a car instead, but the money is not enough, I have solved such a big crisis, can you apply for some bonuses from above for me?"

Lin Danqing was furious: "My god, you bastard, you have more money than me and pretend to be poor? Didn't you get a lot of bonus last time? It's used up so soon?" [

"It's even worse to buy a house, let alone a car."

Yue Fei spread his hands, looking very innocent.

"What kind of house can't be bought in Linjiang with a few million dollars... Wait! Do you want to buy a villa?"

Lin Danqing saw Yue Fei nod his head, and his beard trembled with anger: "I have worked so hard for most of my life to finally buy a house here, but you just came of age, and you want to buy a villa..."

Speaking of this, Lin Danqing was stunned for a moment, and then his face changed from cloudy to sunny, he suddenly raised his hand and patted Yue Fei's shoulder, smiling very proudly: "Not bad, the young man really has ideals and promises, a villa It is qualified as a dowry to marry my Coke, and as her grandfather, I will accept it first... When are we going to see the villa?"

Yue Fei was dumbfounded, he knew that Lin Danqing was ashamed, but he didn't expect him to be so shameless!

Yue Fei blew his beard and stared at him angrily, wanting to strangle the old bastard to death: "Damn old man, when did I say this is a bride price!? Buying a villa is what we want to live in!"

Lin Danqing said triumphantly: "You little bastard wants to marry my family's Coke. There is no house or car in the betrothal gift!"

"Hey, when did the topic become that I have to hand over the bride price!?"

"Anyway, it's sooner or later! There's nothing to let me live in a new house while I'm still alive! How about you two drink more tonight, and I'll find an excuse to go out later in the evening, you two just cook some raw rice Let’s get mature, and then tomorrow you can consider which villa to buy as a dowry gift. How about my arrangement is very good? By the way, when you choose a house tomorrow, remember to bring my bad feng shui. You can’t buy it..."

"Whoosh!"

A cold light flew over, and a sharp knife was inserted next to Lin Danqing's head, and a small amount of Lin Danqing's temple hair was cut off.

Lin Danqing suddenly fell silent.

"Ahh..." Lin Kele came out of the kitchen, stuck out his tongue, and said with some embarrassment: "For some reason, my hand slipped suddenly... Didn't it scare you?"

"No, no...how, how come..."

Lin Danqing was about to cry, dear granddaughter, grandpa is doing this for your benefit, how could you bully grandpa like this... Now that you have not passed the door, your elbows have been turned eight miles away. If you pass the door, then How about?

Lin Kele took the kitchen knife and went back to the kitchen, Yue Fei was gloating at the side, making you talk nonsense?

"Stop messing around," Lin Danqing scratched his hair, feeling a little distressed, "Although you have solved a big problem, it is natural to apply for a bonus, but recently the organization's funds are tight, and this bonus may not be possible."

"Funds will be tight? Didn't you say that there is secret support from the state? There will still be a shortage of money? Are you using taxpayers' money to do messy things again?"

"What's a mess!" Lin Danqing stared, "How long has it been since the houses in the Taixu Gate have been repaired? In the past, the expenses in the gate were all funded by the family members of the disciples in society. Now it's better. It is easy for someone to be willing to pay, so we naturally have to repair it!"

Yue Fei was silent for a while, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "Public funds for private use..."

Lin Danqing said awe-inspiringly: "Don't say it so badly, we are here for the image, how can we recruit people if the image is not good? Now companies pay attention to packaging, we are also following the trend! And you think that we monks are among the gods People, don’t eat or drink every day? Have you heard of being poor and wealthy? If you don’t have money, you still practice the Tao.”[

Yue Fei used to really think that these people were pure-hearted and ascetic...

"Speaking of immortals..." Lin Danqing shyly leaned over to Yue Fei's side: "When will the fairy in your family reward you with some elixir?"

"Dreaming!" Yue Fei looked unhappy, "Don't talk about you, even I haven't tasted the taste of elixir yet! Even if there is, I don't have your share!"

Yue Fei suddenly thought that Ruo Shui was going to refine that monster into a pill, and he was a little entangled, should he take it or not after refining it?

"Oh, you really embarrass us men!" Lin Danqing hated her, "She is also a woman when she is amazing! Use your man's charm and get her done. Everyone is yours. I'm afraid you won't be able to take it Out of her pocket? If it was me, I would have taken care of her in minutes! I think that when I was young, I didn’t care about anything, and went straight to Huanglong to take down Coke’s grandma. Later, my father-in-law and the others could say What? Her dowry is..."

Lin Danqing was showing off his glorious deeds there, while Yue Fei was stunned: "Old bastard, do you dare to thicken your skin?"Do you still dare to be ashamed?

I don't know how Uncle Lin and Aunt Han will react if they are here, Yue Fei estimates that Lin Shuxiang will definitely wish to break away from the father-son relationship with this old bastard...

At this time, Lin Kele came over with a plate of tomato scrambled eggs, and asked curiously: "What are you talking about? I seem to have heard about my grandma."

"It's nothing, Coke, I believe you won't want to know..."

Yue Fei glanced at Lin Danqing silently. It seemed that the old bastard knew how to be shy. He shut up as soon as Lin Kele came out.

"Wash your hands and get ready for dinner!" Lin Kele patted his chest very proudly, "Tonight I performed supernormally and specially added the secret seasonings of the ancients and the latecomers. This is my confident work! It will definitely let you My taste buds were blown away by this delicacy!"

"Oh!? My obedient little granddaughter is so confident? Well, grandpa will taste it carefully later, and must pick out the faults!"

Lin Danqing laughed out loud, with a look of relief on his face: As an old man, what could make him happier than his beloved granddaughter cooking a big meal for him?

Next to him, Yue Fei's face was livid, and he stood up and said, "Coke, serve the food first, and I'll go wash my hands."

Yue Fei came to the bathroom, rubbed his face vigorously with cold water, then rubbed his belly, and said to himself: "Poor belly... You must hold on tonight..."

When Yue Fei came out of the bathroom, he saw Lin Danqing walking out on tiptoe with a constipated face.

Yue Fei stopped in front of him, and said coldly, "Why do you want to go!?"

"Cough, cough cough! Well, well, I suddenly remembered that I asked the old Wang next door to play chess. He has been waiting for me for a long time, and if he doesn't go, he should be stabbed in the back!"

Lin Danqing was embarrassed and wanted to sneak out of Yue Fei.

Yue Fei glanced at the table in the restaurant and found that the dishes on it had been touched. He smiled coldly, grabbed Lin Danqing's arm, and said angrily, "You're digging your own grave, and you brought me into the water , now you want to slip? No way! Let's die together!"

Lin Danqing was about to cry: "You never said that the dishes made by Coke are so superb!"

"I don't have the obligation to remind you! I thought you must have known it since you came back for so long, but who knew that you would kill yourself... I hope you are strong enough, otherwise you can go to see Max tomorrow."

After Yue Fei finished speaking, with a smile on his face, he took Lin Danqing, who was regretful, back to the restaurant, and shouted loudly: "Coke, Grandpa Lin was very satisfied with the dishes you cooked just now, so he decided to eat more. Increase the amount!"

Lin Kele poked his head out from the kitchen, smiling like a flower: "That's it, no problem! Anyway, I have cooked a lot! Grandpa, you must eat more!"

Lin Danqing's eyes darkened and he almost fell into a coma on the spot.

Yue Fei muttered in a low voice: "This is what it means to be able to do evil by the sky, but not live to do evil by oneself."