house fairy

Yue Fei had a splitting headache, and his throat was dry and cracked. As soon as he opened his mouth, a stream of icy liquid flowed into his mouth, directly moistening his internal organs.

Yue Fei shuddered all over, opened his eyes, his memory was confused for a while: "Where is this place... What's wrong with me..."

"Feifei! You finally woke up!"

Yue Ning patted her chest and breathed a sigh of relief.Ruoshui, Qingfan, Jiuyue, and Ahuang were all around, and Yue Fei was a little confused about the situation.

"Sister? I'm... at home? What happened? Why am I lying on the bed?" [

Yue Fei sat up and realized that this was the bedroom he was most familiar with.

"You were probably stimulated by something, so your brain automatically blocked that memory. In the words of ordinary people... yes, selective amnesia."

Ruoshui frowned, and said: "But from the existing clues, I suspect that someone is going to poison you and assassinate you. When you were picked up by the elder sister, there were a lot of unknown objects in your body, which was very scary! If I hadn't put the I’ll feed you a good pill, you’ve probably crossed the Naihe Bridge by now. What a stupid servant, he didn’t even know he was poisoned, and made us worry for nothing... Bastard! He was caught It's all your fault! Treat me like a ghost!"

Worry?How can anyone still sit by the bed and play game consoles with a few people when they are worried about the patient!

Ruoshui is playing a game of hide-and-seek with Qingfan, Jiuyue, and Ahuang at the moment, Yue Fei looks at the plumber on the screen and has the urge to hit someone, his uncle, I am not as sick as you Is chasing mushrooms attractive?If I knew this was the case, I shouldn't have bought this game console for her in a moment of softness!

"It's better to be an old lady, not like these heartless people!"

Yue Fei lay down in Yue Ning's arms and acted like a baby.

"Huh? This..."

Yue Ning was a little troubled, and hugged Yue Fei in embarrassment, and patted him on the back like she did when she was a child.

"Huh? Sis, what's in your hand? It hurts me."

"Huh? This, this is..."

Yue Ning was a little panicked and wanted to hide the things in her hands.

At this time Ah Huang shouted: "Big sister, run! You are going to be caught!"

Ruoshui laughed very excitedly: "Oh hehehe... I'm going to catch the head of the eldest sister!"

"Ahhh!" Yue Ning hastily turned away Yue Fei, holding the controller and controlling the character to run away nervously, seeing her little mushroom dodging the plumber's pounce, Yue Ning let out a long sigh of relief Just as she relaxed, she suddenly remembered Yue Fei next to her, her face froze immediately, she secretly looked at Yue Fei, her face blushed, and she lowered her head and stammered to explain: "Ah, actually, I don't want to play either. , I, I want to take care of you, yes, they insist on pulling me to play with me, so I play..."

Yue Fei smiled and said: "It's okay, it's really okay, I don't blame you, this game of hide and seek is very interesting to play together—"

"Right, right?" Ruoshui said triumphantly: "Thanks to my suggestion, otherwise how could you buy it back? Thank me well!"

"—So I decided that you will all play this game for the next week, sister, don't cook their meals next week, let them play games!"

The smug smile on Ruoshui's face froze, and he shouted angrily: "It's not fair! Why don't you let us eat!? And why is the eldest sister's head fine? You are treating me differently!" [

"Because the elder sister is the most important person, I will treat you specially. If you have any dissatisfaction, please reserve!"

Qingfan picked up Jiuyue, and the eyes of the two beauties were beeping with dynamic light waves, obviously trying to fool around by being cute.

Yue Fei sneered again and again, his face changed when he saw this, he hurriedly buried his head in the quilt, and said in a low voice, "It's useless to be cute! I don't want to do that!"

Seeing that Yue Fei was pretending to be an ostrich, Qing Fan immediately spread his hands, expressing that he had no choice.

Yue Ning smiled awkwardly, she hadn't seen Yue Fei so childish for a long time, and now she felt nostalgic.She patted the quilt, and said softly: "Stop making trouble, they didn't mean to provoke you, in fact, they are very worried about you, I told them that you are fine, and they insisted on coming over and guarding you, guarding you." You can't just sit here and do nothing, can you?"

Under Yue Ning's gesture, Qing Fan took the lead and said coquettishly: "Master, we are wrong..."

Jiuyue said pitifully: "I was wrong, master don't hit Jiuyue..."

Ah Huang rubbed his chin, a little guilty: "I'm just a dog, even if I don't play games, I can't do anything else, you can't bear to let me take care of you... oh ok ok, I was wrong too, okay?" ..."

Yue Fei waited for a while, then suddenly lifted the quilt and stared at Ruoshui.

Ruoshui didn't show any weakness, and stared back, saying: "I, I'm right! It's because of this stupid servant's body is too weak! That's right! That's right, it's all because of you! Otherwise, how could we sit? Are you here taking care of you while playing games!?"

Yue Ning asked with a smile: "What else?"

After a while, under Yue Ning's smiling gaze, Ruoshui couldn't help shrinking his neck, and said in a low voice, "I, I know! Big, big deal, I won't play in the future..."

Yue Ning smiled at Yue Fei and said, "Look, they all admitted their mistake, so don't be so stubborn, good boy."

"Sister, you are coaxing children..."

Yue Ning pursed her lips and smiled, thinking that she just wanted to coax children...

Yue Fei curled his lips and said, "Since we all know we were wrong, then I won't pursue it anymore, otherwise I will be pissed off by you."

"I know, I know," Ruo Shui waved his hands impatiently, "Speaking of the stupid servant, what happened yesterday?"

"I remember being dragged to her house by Coke yesterday..." Yue Fei rubbed his forehead and pondered for a moment, and slowly sorted out the fragmented memories that had been interrupted. A layer of cold sweat broke out on his back, "I remembered... Coke Take me home yesterday, and then Coke cooks..."

After speaking, Yue Fei shivered: "Old sister, how is that old bastard doing now?"

Yue Ning had obviously guessed the truth of the matter, and said with a wry smile: "Don't call him an old bastard, he is Coke's grandfather after all... Coke even complained to me, she said that Mr. Lin called the old man next door not long after dinner. I ran away playing chess with him, and you passed out after being drunk by Mr. Lin... But did you really faint from drinking..."

"The grandpa next door to Coke's is named Ma! Where did the old Wang come from! Damn that old bastard actually uses chess to escape!" Yue Fei yelled, "Calling him an old bastard is still an understatement!"

After finishing speaking, Yue Fei couldn't help but said with a dark face: "How could it be possible that he was dizzy from drinking? It's just that he ate something too exciting and couldn't bear it so he fainted..."[

Yue Ning rubbed Yue Fei's stomach distressedly, sighed and said, "How many times have I told you not to let Coke into the kitchen...why don't you have a good memory... Coke doesn't have any culinary skills at all. The food that comes out is simply...inedible..."

Speaking of the latter, Yue Ning didn't know how to describe it anymore, and her face was tangled.As a girl with incredible cooking skills, she couldn't figure it out, how could there be girls in this world who didn't have any culinary skills at all?

But after Yue Ning thought about it, Lin Kele was a very perfect girl, with a sexy body, a sweet appearance, a lively personality, a harmonious family, excellent studies, and all-around sports... She was just like a lucky girl who was loved by heaven. , maybe it is because she has too many advantages, and other places have used up the aura bestowed by God, so she has such a huge disadvantage.

Yue Fei said indignantly: "That old bastard Lin Danqing insisted on trying Coke's craft. He wanted to die, but he even dragged me in... In the end, he took the opportunity to slip away! Next time I will definitely Let Coke cook him a special meal alone!"

"This..." Yue Ning's expression was a little subtle, "It's best not to kill anyone..."

"Don't worry, that old bastard's life is hard. Haven't you heard that good people don't live long, and harm lasts for thousands of years? He is the old bastard who has lived for thousands of years!"

Yue Fei cursed Lin Danqing viciously: "He better not appear in front of me, or I will make him look good! Curse him for drinking sour, eating smelly, walking against the wall, going to the toilet until he is dehydrated!"

When the other people heard Yue Fei's curse, they all felt shuddering, and Yue Ning secretly prayed for Lin Danqing in his heart, wishing him good luck.

I don't know if it was because of Yue Fei's curse, Lin Danqing was sitting on the toilet with a haggard face, holding half a piece of paper in his hand, staring blankly at the paper tube on his right.

empty.

When he came in, he saw that there was paper under the lid, so he sat on it with confidence to get a large size, but after he was done, he pulled the toilet paper, only to find that there was only half a piece of paper hanging in the paper tube!

But this is not the most painful thing. The most painful thing is that just as he was about to stand up, his stomach started to ache again, and his intestines moved violently...

The corners of Lin Danqing's mouth twitched. He really never dreamed that the good-looking granddaughter who was perfect in everything was so terrible at cooking. There was nothing wrong with the food on the outside, but after eating it... …

It really deserves to be "a taste that can explode your taste buds"... Lin Danqing burst into tears.

"Pfft!"

Lin Danqing's face was sallow, and he felt that if he pulled it any longer, he would really die of dehydration...

Although he slipped away quickly yesterday, he ate a little food just to show off. Just that little food made him sit in the toilet for almost a morning today...

Now Lin Danqing deeply understood what Yue Fei felt yesterday.

"Sure enough, it's okay to do evil by the sky, but you can't live if you do evil on your own...boy, I blamed you..."

Lin Danqing muttered to himself, his eyes twitching, his muscles twitching.

"Pfft..."