house fairy

"Sister, I'm back."

Yue Fei shouted vigorously, beckoning Ruoshui to enter the house.

Ruoshui glanced into the house, wrinkled his nose slightly, and muttered: "The dwellings of mortals are really cramped and crude..."

Yue Fei said angrily: "Yes, yes, the humble house is simple, and I have wronged the fairy!"

"Feifei, you have worked hard. Dinner has just been prepared. Hurry up..." Yue Ning glanced at Yue Fei and then landed on Ruoshui, "You brought the poor little thing back again, didn't you Did you tell me not to take it home casually? You are being naughty again... Forget it, since you have already brought it back, let's prepare to eat... I remember that there are still cat food left." [

Her soft and waxy voice didn't sound like a reprimand at all, it was more like pampering Yue Fei.

Yue Fei covered his face, his sister was dark again.

He said vigorously: "Sister, I have eaten, and this is a person..."

"...Ah la ah..." Yue Ning looked at the little girl in surprise as if I had just reacted, as if to confirm that it was really a person, then she turned her head and said to Yue Fei: "Xiao Fei No, it’s not right to be a kidnapper at such a young age!—By the way, how did you lure such a beautiful little girl into your home?”

Hey, what do you mean "it's wrong to be a kidnapper at such a young age"?Is it possible to be a kidnapper when you are older? ?

Regarding this strange elder sister, Yue Fei has already made complaints about her. Except for cooking, she has never seen her in a normal life.

Ruoshui's eyes lit up when he saw the food on the table: "Cough! For the sake of your enthusiasm, I don't mind your gift to me today..."

As she spoke, she walked towards the dining table.

The corners of Yue Fei's mouth were a little stiff, damn it... I just ate so much, I can still eat it! ?Are you a fairy or a glutton?

"No way!" Yue Ning held Ruoshui with a smile.

"Bold mortal! Let go of me! I'm a fairy, bastard!"

Ruoshui was furious, and struggled vigorously, stretching her arms and legs towards the dining table, but unfortunately she was pulled by Yue Ning, as if she was rowing in place, very funny.

"Damn it! Stopping this fairy from eating is a disrespectful crime! Even a kitchen god will be struck by lightning!"

Yue Ning narrowed her eyes, and said slowly: "Whether you are a fairy or a Jade Emperor, you must abide by my family's rules when eating at my house, otherwise my sister will be punished..."

Danger!

The menacing Ruoshui somehow felt a dangerous aura in his heart, and immediately shrunk his neck.

Seeing that she was being honest, Yue Ning let her go, Ruo Shui rushed behind Yue Fei and hid, revealing a pair of big watery eyes looking at Yue Ning.

Yue Fei gave a thumbs up to Yue Ning: As expected of an old lady, the nanny's aura can already frighten immortals!

Ruoshui hid behind Yue Fei, his face was pale, and he muttered to himself: "It's so scary...why is it so scary..."[

"Feifei, take her to wash her hands and wash them clean~"

Yue Feili smiled. Although he often brought cats and dogs home before, but this time he is a real person, so he should not be raised to death by his elder sister...

Ruoshui poked his head out from behind Yue Fei with an unconvinced face: "I am a fairy! The body of a fairy is not stained by mortal dust, it is absolutely clean!"

Yue Ning narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at her: "Hmm...? What is that?".

"No, nothing! Nothing!" Ruoshui immediately retracted his head.

Yue Fei took Ruo Shui to wash his hands carefully and then returned to the dining table. Yue Ning changed his arrogance just now, and kept adding vegetables to Ruo Shui, and also thoughtfully asked about his health, which made Yue Fei jealous.

"Wow! Delicious!"

When the food entered the mouth, Ruoshui let out an exclamation, and his small mouth was bulging.

"Of course!" Yue Fei said proudly: "You know, my elder sister's culinary skills are at the level of the so-called 'one pot can save the stomachs of all human beings'!"

"Eat more if it tastes good~" Yue Ning smiled, even though she heard that Ruoshui was praising her, she didn't seem particularly happy.

Yue Ning touched her face and glanced at Yue Fei: "Cultivation is actually quite good."

Yue Fei felt that the old sister's eyes were scary, saying that an old sister and half mother Yue Ning's eyes were like looking at a daughter-in-law.

After a long time, Ruoshui finally stopped with his chopsticks, rubbed his stomach with a satisfied face.

Yue Fei looked at the pile of dishes piled up next to Ruoshui and whispered to himself. If the old lady hadn't gone to the kitchen to work overtime to cook some meals, the dining table in the living room would have disappeared just now.He went to wash the pots and dishes, while Yue Ning sat in the living room with Ruoshui.

Yue Ning suddenly asked Ruoshui: "Ruoshui...why do you keep saying that you are a fairy?"

Ruoshui was lazily lying on the sofa, but when he heard this, he became full of energy: "Because I am a fairy! I am the youngest Da Luo Jinxian in the fairy world!"

After finishing speaking, Ruoshui raised her face very proudly, looking like a lonely master. As a Daluo Jinxian, although she lost her mana, she is now in the human world!Thinking of this, she suddenly felt as lonely as snow, because in the mortal world, there was no one else in the world who could compare with her.

She was waiting for the expected adoration.

Yue Ning looked surprised: "Wow, then show me a magic trick."

Ruoshui suddenly panicked: "I'm a fairy, not a magician!"

Yue Ning said with a smile, "Is there any difference?"

Yue Ning was just teasing this cute little guy, she didn't think what Ruoshui said was true. [

"There's a big difference!" Ruoshui was so angry that he was a well-known genius in the fairy world. How could the noble and holy Ruoshui Jinxian in Daluo Heaven be compared with a mere magician?She now suspects that Yue Ning is deliberately provoking her.

Thinking of this, Ruoshui began to criticize the world with great pain, with a look of contempt on his face: "The mortals are so superficial now! They don't even have the feeling of awe and admiration for the immortals. No wonder those girls on the street are wearing scantily clad clothes and have lost their morals." , people's hearts are not old!"

As soon as Yue Fei came out of the kitchen, he heard Ruoshui's words, and immediately curled his lips: "It's weird to go out in the street dressed like you now, but it's called keeping up with the times, understand?"

"Humph! Superficial." Ruoshui snorted coldly, and made a conclusion on Yue Fei.

Yue Fei was so angry with this stinky girl who didn't know what manners were, he really wanted to press her on his lap and spank her ass hard!

"What do you want!?" Ruoshui noticed Yue Fei's dangerous gaze, and shrank back vigilantly: "I'm a fairy! If you bow to me, you will be punished by God!"

Yue Fei gritted his teeth and said, "It's God's punishment for you to come to my house!"

Yue Fei decisively looked at the weak water, closed the door and went back to the house.

Ruoshui asked Yue Ning, "Why did he go?"

Yue Ning let out an "oh", and then sighed faintly: "...he has grown up and learned to avoid his sister...Maybe he needs some private space to solve some inconvenient things..."

"What?"

Yue Ning shrugged her nose, pondered for a while, and said, "...Obviously, obviously, I was still so attached to me a few years ago...Obviously I know that my sister won't mind his little things..."

Ruoshui was curious, but he jumped off the sofa with a look of indifference on his face, "I'll go see what he's doing."

But I was thinking in my heart: Is it possible that he still doesn't give up and wants to try again?

At this time, Yue Fei shouted angrily from the room: "I just go back to the room to rest, what is going on in your mind, old lady!"

Yue Ning looked like Xizi holding her heart, and said earnestly: "Feifei, it's wrong to be addicted to two-dimensional, the three-dimensional is the reality, it's right to turn around!"

Seeing Ruo Shui coming in, Yue Fei's expression was a little weird.

Ruoshui kept aiming at Yue Fei: "I'm a little curious about what you're doing..."

When Ruoshui saw the glamorous and noble sister Yu on the screen, he immediately showed a disgusted expression, "Yue Fei, as a big man, you are actually interested in such illusory things, you really let me down It's..."

"Suddenly, I seem to know why you were sent to the mortal world..."

It's strange that this kind of weirdness is not excluded! !

"impossible!"

Yue Fei turned the chair to face Ruoshui: "Then you tell me yourself, so I can save myself thinking about it."

"me……"

Ruoshui talked about him from left to right.

"Tell me honestly, otherwise I will refuse to help you, and you will never want to eat in the future."

"Hmph! Don't you want to cure your illness?"

Yue Fei so-called shrugged his shoulders: "Actually, it's good to have as few desires as possible."

Seeming to be in a hurry, Ruoshui suddenly stiffened his neck, and said angrily: "Didn't this genius just accidentally untie the Demon Seal and accidentally blow up the treasure house? Even if those monsters come to the mortal world, they can What's causing the storm? I don't know why they lost their temper so much, they insisted on me to clean up this mess!"

"Oh, that's how it is..." Yue Feigang nodded, and suddenly felt something was wrong, recalling Ruoshui's words just now, his face suddenly changed: "Wait! Wait! What did you say just now!? The monsters have all descended to earth. !? Why are monsters in the fairy world?"

Ruoshui waved his hands indifferently, and said the more terrifying news: "Yes, the treasure house exploded, and the space crack was blown open. Those monsters were all collected by those old guys in the town magic seal before, and now they It's all gone."

Yue Fei immediately remembered the meteor shower that was not even predicted by the observatory two months ago and could be observed all over the world...

Now as soon as Ruoshui was contacted, Yue Fei broke out in a cold sweat. This is more than a mess... This shit is simply a leak!

Weak water... are you really a broom star?

"Counting the time, soon, the mortal world will be lively."

Not good, there is an ominous premonition!