house fairy

Although Ruoshui said it quickly, Yue Fei never expected it to be so fast.

So when Ruoshui kicked him off the bed in the middle of the night, the resentment in Yue Fei's belly was about to break through the sky.

"You are really a broom star, right! I have been abnormal since I saw you today." Yue Fei scratched his hair tangledly, "What's going on?"

"There are monsters."

"what do you mean?"[

Yue Fei's movements froze, and his face became grim.

Ruoshui looked gloating: "This breath is still very weak, so I'm sure that some animals have become demons."

Yue Fei's face was tangled, compulsory education has been popularized for many years, and he has seen everything, but this is the first time he heard that an animal suddenly turned into a monster!According to myths and legends, anyone who wants to cultivate into a demon has to spend 80 or [-] years in the deep mountains and old forests, but this is the urban area of ​​Linjiang City!

Are you going against the heavens by cultivating to become a demon in the urban area! ?

"This guy is probably not successful in cultivation. He is a lucky guy who has been ripened by our spiritual energy. At most, he is a half-demon who cannot transform." Ruoshui didn't care much. When she said this, she suddenly paused. After a while, he asked again: "Do you know me and those monsters...I mean those in the Immortal Town Demon Seal, what is the meaning of the spiritual energy lost from falling into the mortal body?"

Of course Yue Fei didn't know.

Suddenly, Ruoshui's face showed a sense of superiority: "Let me tell you, the spiritual energy diffused in our bodies is enough to cover the mortal desert with fragrant grass overnight, turn the mortal sewage into nectar overnight, and make the injured Mortals heal in the blink of an eye."

"It's all a good thing."

Yue Fei was very happy. If the deserts were all green, the housing prices would not be so high.It seems that what this guy brought down to earth was not all bad things.

Ruoshui suddenly put on a straight face and continued: "—the above are all ideal situations, but now the morality of the mortal world is degraded, the environment is seriously polluted, and the aura of heaven and earth is filthy. No one can control the aura diffused in our bodies, and it will only become violent. Disasters, such as earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis, etc... In addition, if there are lucky flowers, trees, or flying insects and animals that absorb enough spiritual energy, they will open their intelligence and successfully evolve into monsters."

Yue Fei's face turned green.

The two quietly went out, came to the east side of the community and crossed the road. This is a small park. There are many equipments placed here for people to exercise. It is naturally quiet at this time.

Yue Fei asked, "How far is it?"

Ruoshui pointed to the front: "It's right here."

"Ah!?" Yue Fei was taken aback. There are monsters here?

It's not that Yue Fei is afraid, it's because legends like monsters and ghosts have a deep place in the hearts of Hua people, not to mention that Ruoshui's words must be true.

A real monster!In modern society, something more precious than giant pandas is here!It's less than a kilometer away from his home!

But Yue Fei tried his best to widen his eyes, but couldn't find anything.

"Hiss... ho..."[

In the darkness, a little red light suddenly lit up. In the dark night, it was so dazzling and bright.A cloud of dense air slowly wrapped around the darkness, making it impossible for people to see the real appearance through the mist, just like a monster swallowing clouds and fog in mythology...

"This, this, this..." Yue Fei trembled like he was sifting through chaff, and slowly pointed his fingers over. The moment the red light came on, he saw the guy clearly.

"This is that monster!?"

Ruoshui nodded with certainty: "This is that monster."

"My mother..." Yue Feidan was in pain, what expression should he use now to behave normally?

Just ten meters away from them, a native dog with pure yellow fur was lying on a swing, with one paw propped up on its body and the other on its lap, with its back leaning against an iron chain, looking up melancholy at a 45-degree angle. Looking at the starry sky, the dog is puffing out clouds with a cigarette butt in its mouth.

This stray dog, Yue Fei, has never seen it before. It has no owner, and it has been wandering around the neighborhood, looking for food from the trash can.

"Yo."

The earth dog raised its paw, and it recognized Yue Fei.

"Yo..." Yue Fei replied with a bit of a breakdown.

"Your unannounced visit disturbed my thinking." The earth dog was very melancholy.

"What are you thinking about..."

"Just half an hour ago, I was still rolling around in this trash can, looking for food, but half an hour later, I was sitting on a swing with a cigarette in my mouth, thinking about life." The earth dog took a puff of cigarette and continued: "So I was thinking, who am I, where am I from, where am I going, what am I supposed to do."

Yue Fei collapsed, a monster, a dog monster who had just become a monster, was thinking about the great ultimate question of idealistic philosophy, not only that, but it also raised a fourth question: What should I do?

Socrates will cry, bastard!

"Can you help me find the answer?"

The earth dog gave Yue Fei a vicissitudes of life, his eyes were so penetrating, as if he had already realized the true meaning of life.

Yue Fei was shocked. He understood that the one in front of him was no longer a dirt dog, but a dirt dog with great wisdom!Is a dog with great wisdom still a dog?Obviously not!It is now the wise man among the earth dogs, the mvp among the wise men!

If this is the starting point, then it is the template of the protagonist who is pierced by the soul, a strong man who is bound to go against the sky!

"Yes, I'm sorry!" Yue Fei looked ashamed, "I can't help you!"

As a dignified human being, he can't help a dog, which makes him feel that he has lived for more than 20 years in vain.

"It's okay, if it were so easy to find the answer, I wouldn't be sitting here thinking."[

The earth dog put its paw on Yue Fei's shoulder to comfort him.

I was actually comforted by a dirt dog!Yue Fei burst into tears.

Ruoshui sneered, stood on tiptoe and tried to look down at the dog, and said, "Let me tell you the answer. You used to be a dog, but now you are a demon dog. You came from the belly of a bitch..."

The earth dog interrupted Ruoshui with a confused expression: "Dogs are born by dogs, demons are born by demons, but why do I become a demon now that I was born by a dog? This is unscientific ah……"

asshole!You yourself are the most unscientific existence!

Veins popped up on Ruoshui's forehead, she suppressed her anger, and continued: "You will eventually re-enter reincarnation, or cultivate to become a demon fairy and ascend to the immortal world. It is recorded in the book of life and death, and you can ask Hades yourself when you are free! "

"This is wrong... If these two are my possibilities, how can there be a result if I haven't made a choice yet? What if I deliberately make the opposite choice to the book of life and death? If I re-enter When reincarnation meets Hades, it is impossible for me to become an immortal in the book of life and death, and if I become an immortal, it is impossible for me to enter reincarnation in the book of life and death... So, I think the book of life and death is not scientific at all.”

stop!stop!If you go on, Schrödinger will cry!Quantum theory was proved by a dog!

"Stop talking nonsense! What you should do now is to go with my mother immediately!"

Ruoshui finally couldn't help but erupted, and slapped the dog to the ground with a slap.

"That's not right...I'm a monster now, how could I be knocked down by the little Lolita..."

The earth dog was dragged by the weak water, his whole face was lying on the ground, and his mouth was still thinking.

Yue Fei followed from a distance, with a troubled expression on his face.

Ruoshui gritted his teeth and said, "Because I am a Da Luo Jinxian!"

If it weren't for the fact that people are available now, she wouldn't bother to take care of this dead dog!So fucking wordy!

"Drip!!!"

At this moment, a crazy sports car staggered towards him. Before Yue Fei could react, the sports car hit Ruo Shui squarely!

"Weak water!!!"

At this moment, Yue Fei's breathing stopped.

The time seemed to be slowed down, playing frame by frame. After the luxurious Lamborghini sports car hit the weak water, the bumper, hood, and front of the car slowly sunk. Through the windshield, Yue Fei Even saw the drunken face of the young driver in the car.

Then the car flipped over in the air.

"What's it called?" Weak Water, who was dragging the dog, turned around expressively, "It scared me."

Shocked you?Nima, I... Yue Fei is speechless now, with a look of hell.

"Are you all right?"

"Nonsense! Even this shit wants to hurt me? Are you kidding me!" Ruoshui looked disdainful, and then flew into a rage, "Are you questioning Ben Da Luo Jinxian!?"

"Are you a mt with a copper wall and an iron wall..."

"This is unscientific... It is absolutely impossible for such a small body to be impacted by such a large kinetic energy to stand still and be safe..."

The earth dog continued to chant on the ground.

After Yue Fei was stunned for a while, he hurried over and found that Ruoshui really didn't even have his clothes torn, he was relieved.Immediately afterwards, he raised his heart tightly again, and rushed to the front of the sports car.

Lamborghini's beautiful body lines are completely out of shape, as if they have been ravaged by a huge monster.Thanks to the quality of this world-renowned car, the driver in the driver's seat was wrapped in an airbag. Although he looked seriously injured, he still had a breath.

Yue Fei's first reaction was to cause trouble, and his second reaction was to call an emergency number.

"Hi! Hello, I'm here at the east gate of Anxing District. I just saw a car accident happened here... Another thing to tell you, the driver is still alive. He drives a sports car and looks very rich. "

The other end of the phone hung up immediately.

"Phew, it's done." Yue Fei heaved a sigh of relief, and then looked at the unlucky kid in the car with sympathy, "I also made a call for you, as for how it will be treated, it depends on your life... ...But with so much money, those doctors should not treat you badly."

Ruoshui dragged the dog to Yue Fei's side, with a look of contempt on his face: "You don't care about him? Drunk driving, according to the law of the world, should be sentenced according to the law of the world? Today he hit me, if it is me What about other people's words?"

"Shh, keep your voice down, you're a fairy, of course you don't care about these things, but I still have to live, I can't afford to offend a boy who can afford a Lamborghini, let's go, this matter is none of our business, we are just one Witnesses, enthusiasts, understand?"

Ruoshui sneered, but he didn't compete with Yue Fei, and the two hurried home.

As soon as they left, an old Taoist priest floated into the park just now like a ghost. The old Taoist smelled of alcohol, his face was flushed but his expression was serious, he was holding a strange compass and muttering to himself: "It's strange... hiccup~ Here... why is it gone... What a strong interference... hiccup!... Could it be that I drank too much?"