house fairy

Above the nine heavens, in Yuxu Palace.

The old man wearing a purple crown of auspicious clouds on his head and wearing a blue ray robe frowned and stroked his beard. He looked at the thing in his hand, pondered for a moment, and then looked at the others. He sighed and shook his head slightly... He suddenly asked: "By the way, too Old friend, can we achieve great things?"

"Old friend Yuanshi, you can rest assured," the white-haired and childlike Taishang Laojun said with a smile, "This time, this time, Da Luotian will be stable for a while... What are you doing with your hands, old bastard!"

Taishang Laojun grabbed Yuanshi Tianzun's hand under the table, and seeing that Yuanshi Tianzun was holding a card in his hand, he was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and the fairy aura that was floating in the dust disappeared immediately.

Sitting on Yuanshi Tianzun's right is Lingbao Tianzun. He looked at Yuanshi Tianzun with a half-smile, and said, "Are you hiding cards again? The trick is too old. We won!" [

Yuanshi Tianzun was furious immediately: "I'm the boss, bastard! Don't you know to let me! Don't even think about making the boss face smug!"

Lingbao Tianzun sneered: "You old immortal can't play well, you can't play mahjong with golden flowers, stud dice slot machine, you have been playing for so long, when did you win? The last time you played mahjong You and that boy Jade Emperor secretly exchanged cards, you haven’t settled yet, Dou Dizhu, how dare you hide your cards? You’re not good enough to snatch landlords, don’t blame us for being rude!”

After talking about Lingbao Tianzun and Taishang Laojun, they rushed forward and pressed Yuanshi Tianzun on the seat. Lingbao Tianzun laughed: "Twelve Taos of Taixu Shenlei, because you cheated, so you doubled. Do not allow magic treasures to protect the body..."

"Come here! Who is afraid of whom! I didn't scare you too much!" Yuanshi Tianzun looked brave and fearful, and Lingbao Tianzun and Taishang Laojun laughed sinisterly. Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly felt bad. The next moment, the bucket was thick and thin The Taixu Divine Thunder fell from the sky and hit Yuanshi Tianzun squarely on the face!

"Bastard - ah - I've said it all - ah - hitting people without slapping people in the face - ah! -" Yuanshi Tianzun's screams resounded through Yuxu Palace.

After a while, Taishang Laojun and Lingbao Tianzun looked at Yuanshi Tianzun gloatingly, Yuanshi Tianzun's hair stood on end, and he rubbed his blue cheek vigorously.

Yuanshi Tianzun grinned his teeth in pain, but couldn't help asking: "What happened to Ruoshui? I haven't dared to see her recently, and she almost ruined the pills in my pocket."

"That girl is arrogant and arrogant. I just provoked her, and she ran to study the seal of the town." Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and smiled, "If you let those guys go, she will be responsible for everything." Bring it back. And there just happened to be a trouble in the lower realm, this matter is predestined for her, and she needs to solve it."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Lingbao Tianzun again, and said: "Although the gate of heaven is closed, it is not a problem for Lingbao old friend to open a passage for her."

"One day in the sky, one year on the earth..." Yuanshi Tianzun was so excited that he couldn't help himself while counting, "So...we can be clean for at least one hundred and eighty days!?"

"Yes!"

"Tai Shang old friend!"

"Old friend Yuanshi!"

"We're finally free!"

The two gods with great supernatural powers hugged their heads and cried excitedly.

"Why does old friend Lingbao frown and remain silent?"

"I heard from you, I feel like I forgot something..." Lingbao Tianzun frowned slightly, and after a while, he suddenly froze, and asked, "Well, how will Ruoshui come back then?"

Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun looked at each other, the difficulty of opening the passage to the mortal world from the fairy world is not at the same level as the difficulty of opening the passage to the fairy world from the mortal world.

"It's best not to come back, but this is not her character..." Yuanshi Tianzun had an ominous premonition. [

"It's not good, it's not good!" At this time, Guang Chengzi rushed over, out of breath, and when he saw Yuanshi Tianzun, he immediately reported with a sad face: "All the magical medicines in the fairy storehouse are gone!"

When Yuanshi Tianzun heard it, the muscles on his face twitched.

Taishang Laojun and Lingbao Tianzun looked at each other, and after a long while, Taishang Laojun said with a stiff expression: "It turns out...that girl has everything settled..."

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"Ah!"

Ruoshui sneezed loudly, with a bewildered expression on his face.

"Do fairies also sneeze?"

Yue Fei was shocked.

"you know too much!"

Ruoshui glared at Yue Fei, snorted coldly, pointed to the balcony and said, "Ah Huang, squat there and don't disturb me."

Ah Huang was the name of that dirt dog, and it took Ruoshui ten seconds to decide on the way home.

Ah Huang obediently crawled over and squatted there, it dare not touch the bad luck now.

A elixir appeared in Ruo Shui's hand and swallowed it, a surge of astonishing aura exploded in her body, and flowed towards the heaven and earth at an astonishing speed.This situation made Ruo Shui's teeth itch with hatred, but he didn't dare to waste time. He waved his hands quickly and set up formations around the room, trying to lock most of the spiritual energy in the room.

The mysterious lines and runes flickered around, and Yue Fei was dazzled. Although he didn't understand what those things meant, he felt very comfortable, as if the air became extremely fresh in an instant, and even his body relaxed a bit. .

"It's amazing, are you eating the legendary elixir?"

"Would you like one?"

Ruoshui smiled and spread out his hands. In his white and tender hands lay a green almond-sized panacea, surrounded by circles of mist. Everything.

At first, Yue Fei thought that Ruoshui's conscience was offended, but after a closer look, she was smiling too weirdly, so she shook her head quickly.

"For you to be sensible, my elixir is not so easy to digest, and now you will die if you take it."

"Pillions won't work, do you have flat peaches?"

Yue Fei came up with the idea of ​​flat peaches, which can be eaten by ordinary people, and the 3000-year-old ones can become immortals as soon as they are eaten, which is faster than anyone who cultivates!

"No, that thing is useless to me. If you want to eat it, you can pick it fresh. Why keep it?" [

Ruoshui looked disdainful, and in her opinion, flat peaches were just a tad tastier.

Flat peaches are rare for ordinary immortals, and they simply look down on them!Yue Fei was sad.

"Your current strength is too weak. If you encounter fierce monsters and you don't even have a chance to escape, how can you help me do great things?" Ruoshui ignored Yue Fei's sadness and continued to beat him, "Those fierce monsters One finger can crush you to death! Don't think that all monsters are as brainless as Ah Huang, there are definitely not a few fierce monsters. As my assistant, if you are defeated, I will lose face."

"For the sake of your good performance today, I will teach you a very powerful magical skill. If you practice hard, maybe you will succeed in your cultivation, and your problems will disappear. I have set up a gathering array in this house, Try to lock the aura in the house as much as possible. Even if the aura absorbed and refined by Ah Huang and I escapes from the body, most of it will be locked in the house for you to absorb. With your special physique, as long as your brain is not an idiot, you can practice It should go very well."

"What if it doesn't go well...Speaking of which, what do you mean by saying that I have the Ninth Pure Yang Physique?" Yue Fei asked cautiously.

"How can I teach you to be successful!? Yue Fei, are you underestimating me!?" Ruoshui was furious, "If that's the case, you might as well die!"

Yue Fei shrank his neck, not daring to tease Ruo Shui anymore.It was only at this time that he remembered that the person in front of him was an out-and-out fairy.

"Nine generations of pure yang body, as the name suggests," Ruo Shui squinted his eyes, raised the corners of his mouth, and said gloatingly, "It means that you were a virgin for nine lifetimes, and you were a bachelor for nine lifetimes, understand?"

Yue Fei took a deep breath, my mother-in-law and fourth uncle and grandpa, I have been single for nine lifetimes! ?I have provoked whom! ?

"I, I won't pay it back in my life..."

Ruoshui frowned slightly: "Probably not, nine are the extremes of numbers, and things will be reversed at the extremes. If you obey the destiny, you should be a peach blossom in this life. If you still can't break your body... your luck should not be so bad Bar?"

When Ruoshui said this, he suddenly frowned, feeling as if he had thought of something, but he couldn't catch the aura, so he simply shook his head and threw away the thought, and with a finger on Yue Fei's forehead, a formula entered. With his sea of ​​knowledge, the words are clearly compared. Youdao is a false transmission of thousands of volumes of books, but a true sentence. The entire text of this formula is only a thousand words, but every word is very mysterious, especially, this is still an ancient text. Yue Fei got a headache just after reading the beginning.

"Heaven, Earth, My Greatest Super Enemy God Art...This, Couldn't this be your own creation?"

Ruoshui raised his head proudly, and the corners of his mouth slightly turned up: "Of course! Besides this genius, who can create such a powerful magical skill!? Why don't you thank this fairy quickly?"

The corners of Yue Fei's mouth twitched non-stop. How dare he have a more earthy name?

Suddenly, Yue Fei thought of a very serious problem, so he tentatively asked cautiously: "Fairy Weak Water...that...how many of you have practiced your magic skill so far?"

Ruoshui was silent for a while, then turned around, and said impatiently: "Just concentrate on practicing! How can there be so much nonsense!"

really!Yue Fei burst into tears, he knew he had become an experiment.