house fairy

Bingsha and Linglong, who looked like graceful classical women in white palace attire, looked at each other, staring at each other, as if they were dominated by fate, and they felt a similar aura from each other.

It was an aura called "stupid"...

"This lady is ice yarn! This lady is the strongest here!"

Bingsha patted her chest and said proudly, the pair of completely fouled white rabbits were jumping lively, could it be that her IQ is so worrying because her breasts completely sucked away the nutrition of the brain? ?

"Our name is Linglong, and we are dragons! Are you really the strongest? We don't believe it!" [

Linglong had a suspicious look on her face. If you want to say the strongest, the strongest here is undoubtedly Ruoshui, right?Even in terms of aura, it's sister Yue Ning, right?The girl in front of her doesn't look like the strongest no matter how she looks at it.

"How dare you doubt this lady, let me show you, this lady's terrifying strength!" Bingsha said and took out a box, "Did you see it! Such a complicated piece, this lady only took two hours to complete it!" You can put them all together!"

"oh oh!"

Linglong was shocked: "Although I don't know what it is, it sounds amazing!"

Please don't mess with September's puzzle, please?If it gets messed up, she will cry! She will really cry for you!

"Of course, this is just a trivial matter!" Bingsha crossed her hips triumphantly and raised her chin, "There are even more powerful ones! Have you seen those complicated blocks? Only when they are combined in a certain order will there be a specific The shape, Miss Ben learned it in just seven days!"

Huh?Aren't those Lego blocks that Ah Huang bought to exercise the flexibility of his claws?When did you become this idiot?

"That's amazing! Sure enough, Bingsha, you are the strongest here? We believe you!" Linglong stared with wide eyes, "But we are not vegetarians, if I make these things, I will definitely be able to do better !"

"Don't underestimate the wisdom of mortals!" Bingsha said solemnly: "The things made by mortals are very complicated, let this lady teach you how to use these things."

"Please! We will definitely learn with humility!"

Linglong nodded very seriously.

"Look, this fragment, although its shape is like this, it definitely can't be placed here. Although it coincides with it here, it must be a trap, so we have to put this corner of it here first."

"There is still a trap!" Linglong's delicate body shook, and she said very seriously: "Sure enough, human beings are too cunning, especially a certain big fool."

Hey, your last sentence is completely redundant!Yue Fei, who was also shot while lying down, simply turned his head away, ignoring the stupidity of those two idiots.

Sitting in Yue Fei's arms, Jiu Yue looked at the jigsaw puzzle in Bingsha's hands with great concern: it was her favorite toy, and it was a gift from the owner, and now it was snatched away by that idiot Bingsha. It's bound to be broken.

Woo, should I consider asking the owner to buy a new set for me?Jiuyue glanced at Yue Fei with her finger in her mouth, hesitating in her heart.

The two idiots lay there studying the jigsaw puzzle and failed to put it together for an hour or two, but they didn't notice it at all. Instead, they never tired of studying the possible "traps" in it, and often used their whimsy to develop their own innovations. Spirituality, for example, put the jigsaw puzzle upright, or try to cut a complete piece into two pieces and fill them in two places...

Hey, enough is enough!September is really going to cry!

In order to comfort Jiuyue, Yue Fei drove those two idiots away, and finally snatched back the fairly complete puzzle from their hands. Jiuyue was holding the puzzle box and sobbing, her two fluffy ears drooping And the tail drooped listlessly. [

"Okay, don't be sad, I'll buy you a new one next time."

Yue Fei comforted the sad Jiuyue. Anyway, puzzles are not worth much. If buying a set of puzzles can raise such a cute little loli, I believe all the nerds in the world will be crazy about it.

"Really?"

Jiuyue opened her big watery eyes and looked at Yue Fei pitifully.

"real."

Yue Fei nodded with certainty, there was no need for him to lie to her just because of such a trivial matter.

"Thank you master~"

Jiuyue immediately put away the jigsaw puzzle happily, stood on tiptoe and kissed Yue Fei hard on the cheek.

Feeling the warm touch on his cheeks and the alluring sweet scent of Jiuyue from his nose, Yue Fei blushed a little. Although Jiuyue is a little loli, he was once I was fascinated before, but now I seem to have some sequelae, as long as I sit there, I want to hug this cute little guy.

I am definitely not a lolicon!Not to mention juvenile control!Although little Jiuyue is very cute, but I will definitely not embark on the path of perversion!

Yue Fei shouted in his heart with difficulty, to be firm for himself.

"Hmph! That human idiot dares to disturb us, we must find a chance to show him in the future! Do you want to come together?"

Linglong glared at Yue Fei bitterly, and extended an invitation to Bingsha.

"what?"

"Find an opportunity to teach that human idiot a lesson! Let him know how good we are!"

"Huh? Are you talking about the master?"

"Why do you call him master?"

Bingsha tilted her head and replied, "I don't know either. When I came here, I heard Qingfan and Jiuyue call him that, so I followed suit."

Linglong looked at Bingsha very disappointed and said: "Are you an idiot!? Didn't you admit that he is better than you when you call him master!?"

Bingsha was shocked: "Huh? Is that what it means!? Linglong, you are so amazing!"

"Of course! No matter what, we are dragons!" Linglong was very proud: "Just wait and see, we must let him know how horrible Li's fate will be for us!"

"Then Linglong, how are you going to deal with Master?"

"You still call him Master?"

"It's called getting used to it..."

"Hmph, it will scare you to death if you say it!" Linglong snorted and laughed, "We have already reached a deal with the weak water fairy, as long as she has no interest in this human being, we will transfer him to us as a slave. Isn't it up to us to think about what to do with him then?"

"It's amazing!" Bingsha looked at Linglong adoringly: "Then Master will let you torture me then?"

"Of course!"

"Then when will you lose interest in handing over the master to you? (?°Д°)"

"...Σ(°△°|||)"

"..."

"Don't worry about the time." Linglong turned her face away as if it mattered, "Anyway, we are dragons anyway, we have plenty of time to wait..."

"That's right!"

Bingsha agrees with Linglong very much, she nods vigorously.

"Speaking of which, what is this thing?" Linglong pointed to the TV on the wall, a little puzzled: "Human things were weird before, but now they are getting weirder."

"This, it's amazing!" Bingsha happily flew to the sofa and picked up the remote control, "Look, as long as you use this controller, you can make a lot of pictures appear in it!"

Bingsha hugged the remote control and pressed it, the TV started immediately and a picture appeared.

"Then you just need to press this button, change the screen, and there will be a good-looking cartoon... Huh? Huh?" Bingsha changed several channels in a row, and found that they were all the same screen, and she was puzzled. , and after trying to change a few channels, he suddenly flew to Yue Fei with a sad face: "The master is not good, this lady broke the TV..."

"what happened?"

Yue Fei hadn't listened to the conversation between those two idiots since just now, and was immersed in the sea of ​​knowledge to study his mind. Seeing the ice yarn flying over suddenly, he was stunned for a moment.

Bingsha pointed at the TV and said with a mournful face: "Cartoon, the cartoon is gone!"

Yue Fei glanced at it, and said coldly: "Tell me, you broke the TV, how do you plan to compensate?"

Bingsha said weakly: "Ms. Ben has no money..."

"No money? Then you sell yourself to pay off the debt! From now on, the family will be in pain!"

Yue Fei was threatening this idiot viciously, but suddenly received a slap on the back of the head, and then heard Yue Ning's soft voice: "Bingsha, don't listen to his nonsense, the TV is not broken, and all the channels at this time are this show."

Bingsha's eyes lit up: "Is that really the case?"

"Really...if you don't want to watch it, just play the game console."

"That's great..." Bingsha caressed her chest and let out a sigh of relief, then she suddenly glared at Yue Fei angrily: "The master is a big villain! He even bullied this lady! This lady has decided! I want to cooperate with Linglong!"

Yue Fei looked at her in bewilderment, wondering why this guy was going crazy.

"You, you can even lie to children."

Yue Ning sat beside Yue Fei and shook her head wryly.

"You're joking with her, only these two idiots will believe it..." Yue Fei happily touched Jiuyue's head, "Even Jiuyue doesn't believe such words, besides, how is she a child?" I'm the youngest in this room!"

Yue Ning was stunned for a moment, and when she thought about it carefully, she was stunned. It really was like this. The monsters in this room, big and small, and herself were all bigger than Yue Fei, and Yue Fei was the smallest one.

Yue Fei looked at Yue Ning aggrievedly: "So, in fact, you should let me take care of me, I am the one who is bullied every day."

Yue Ning touched Yue Fei's cheek with a smile, her eyes were full of tenderness: "Okay, okay, stop pretending, then tell me, do you want me to protect you in the future?"

Being looked at by Yue Ning, Yue Fei lowered his head shyly: "Of course not, even if it is a younger brother, it is only natural to protect my sister!"

He didn't see the happy look on Yue Ning's face after hearing his words.

(Probably the update the day after tomorrow will reveal a mystery.)