house fairy

"Although I want to buy new year's goods..." Yue Fei scratched his head, "But apart from food, there is nothing to buy, right?"

Yue Ning, who was holding his arm, said with a smile, "It's been a year of hard work, and it's necessary to buy you a new set of clothes."

Yue Fei and Yue Ning were walking on the bustling Zhongshan Road. Because the New Year was approaching, there were many pedestrians on the street, and there were lights and festoons everywhere, making it very lively.Some families go out to buy new year's goods, and there are also couples who accompany each other hand in hand. A rose or a cheap bracelet bought by the boyfriend can make the girlfriend laugh happily.

Looking at those lovers, Yue Fei was very envious. Of course, what he envied was not that they had girlfriends, but that they could be happy at night.

He is probably the only man who dare not give the girl an accurate answer because he is worried that he will not be able to have sex with his girlfriend. [

"Speaking of which, how long has it been since we celebrated the New Year so easily?"

Yue Ning looked at the passers-by on the street, and smiled: "You are not very old, why do you say it so old-fashioned? And this is not easy, right? Don't forget that we are still in debt."

"Uh, I don't know why, but it's only been a year, but it feels like a long time..." Yue Fei said with some strength, "It always feels like I'm getting tired easily recently."

"It's because there are more people in the house than before, and it's more lively, so you feel this way."

"It's because there are too many idiots..." Yue Fei nodded and said, "That's right, it must be like this, because I was affected by the aura of idiots, so my reaction became dull."

"It's not what a good boy should do to put his own problems on others."

"Sister, I'm not a child anymore!"

"Yeah...you've grown up, but in my eyes you've always been the little one who followed me crying and wanted to hold my hand."

Yue Ning smiled happily, her eyes were bent into crescent moons.

Obsessively looking at his sister's soft and sweet smile, Yue Fei found that his heart was beating so fast, even though he knew it shouldn't be, and even though he knew it was against human ethics, he couldn't restrain himself.

"What are you looking at?"

Noticing Yue Fei's gaze, Yue Ning patted him on the head with a light smile: "You're so big, why are you still acting like a child?"

"Sister, you just said I was young!"

Yue Ning laughed like a little fox: "Hee hee... one moment and another. When you need to be educated, you are a child, and when you need to be taught, you are an adult. This is the principle of adults. Why? So, are you frightened by the cruel world of adults?"

"Hmm! It scares me!"

"Then listen carefully to what my sister said. My sister will give you sweets... Huh? The clothes in this store look pretty good. Let's go and take you in to try."

Yue Ning suddenly noticed that the clothes in an Armani store nearby looked very good, so she took Yue Fei's hand and dragged him in.

"Sister, the clothes here are not suitable for me. Even if I want to buy them, there is no need to buy such expensive ones. In fact, Metersbonwe is pretty good. I like this brand very much, especially its name."

Recently, the family's finances have been very tight. Yue Fei is not willing to spend money on so-called clothes. He is not like those rich second-generation sons who often hang out in various receptions and nightclubs. People who don't need to wear clothes look like dogs. Hook up those little girls.Besides, Yue Fei thinks that he attracts girls because of connotation, clothes and so on are completely unnecessary - anyway, sooner or later, he will take off his clothes, even if the clothes are taken off, the son who looks so awesome is not the original shape Become a big man who picks his feet? [

This is like when you and the woman just met on a blind date. If the woman is wearing a backless evening dress full of Parisian fashion style, wearing a Patek Philippe on her shoulder and an LV in her hand, her black and beautiful hair is very artistic, and she speaks standard Mandarin when she speaks. It’s not that Zhu’er, who is rich, is about to kneel down to the goddess in the aura, but if she speaks dialect, even a dick wearing casual clothes and stepping on flip-flops will feel superior. Overwhelming the opponent on the court: What, no matter how youthful and beautifully dressed she is, she is actually a little village girl who ran out of the village like her brother?Pretending to be a goddess?

This fully demonstrates the importance of connotation. As long as there is connotation, even a dead house with a sloppy beard and slovenly appearance can still let the goddess come to clean up, cook for you and give birth to a baby!

However, how the dead house cultivates the connotation of attracting goddesses is a topic worth studying.

While Yue Fei was thinking wildly in his mind, Yue Ning was already gesticulating with a black suit on the other side.

"Well, it looks good, Feifei go in and change it for me to see."

Yue Fei took the clothes with a bitter face and said, "Sister, I don't think it's necessary. Don't you think it's comical for me to wear this clothes?"

"Huh? No, my younger brother is always the best. Besides, men must have at least one suit. Don't forget that the homonym of suit is 'daughter-in-law'."

"How can you say that?" Yue Fei closed the door of the dressing room, still muttering, "Suits originated from fishermen. Fishermen have a relationship with their wives?"

Yue Ning laughed happily outside: "Just treat it as buying a set as a gift for a daughter-in-law."

"Huh? Is this... Yue Ning?"

Suddenly there was a cry of surprise, and Yue Ning heard the sound suspiciously, and saw a man walking towards her with a face full of surprise.

"You are... Senior Wen Shijie?"

Yue Ning sized up the visitor, looked at him with a little surprise, and said, "I heard that you went to Eagle Country? Why did you come back?"

"It's really you. I thought I had misunderstood the person." Wen Shijie smiled and said, "Isn't it the Chinese New Year? Come back to spend the New Year with your family. How about you, how have you been these past few years?"

Yue Ning smiled and said, "It's okay, but the treatment of seniors is good."

"Then you must have an easier life than me," Wen Shijie shrugged, and then said seriously: "I wanted to buy a suit for my dad today, but I didn't expect to meet you, why are you here? "

Wen Shijie was very excited and happy when he suddenly met the school belle back then. However, meeting the school belle in the men's clothing store would end in tragedy in all likelihood. When Wen Shijie asked about it, he hardly knew What hope.

I don’t know how many wolves and tigers were staring at this beautiful but thorny school flower back then, and he was one of them, but he suffered repeated setbacks. The reason why he left without escaping reality back then has passed for several years , it would be strange if no one picked off this beautiful flower.

"I am today"

"Ning'er, do you think I'm okay in this outfit?"

At this time, Yue Fei, who had been holding back in the locker room for a long time, finally couldn't help but opened the door and came out. He even interrupted Yue Ning's words directly, looking at Yue Ning with tender eyes: "Although I think Armani The clothes of this brand are not as comfortable as the tailor-made clothes of Italian handcraft workshops, but since you chose them for me, I will definitely wear them without hesitation, even if they are sewn from thorns, and the skin is left The blood poured down is just like my fiery feelings for you, sweet and hot but accompanied by side pain, ah, why does God torture me so much?"

"Uh……"[

Yue Ning trembled all over. If she heard this in a stage play, she would just laugh at it, but when she heard it in real life suddenly, she would get goosebumps all over her body, making her extremely uncomfortable.But after all, she and Yue Fei had a heart-to-heart connection, and she understood why Yue Fei acted like this almost immediately, and gave him a blank look of reproach.

Yue Fei said those words against his will, even he himself was almost disgusted, but now he had to continue to pretend: "Why are my clothes covered with dust after we came back from Paradise Island? The people are really unqualified. You must punish them after you go back. Let’s forget about the Patek Philippe. Last time someone stole my Blancpain 1735. The quality of the employees in this company seems to be very problematic. ... Huh? Who is this?"

Yue Fei seemed to have noticed Wen Shijie next to him just now, with an apologetic expression on his face: "Sorry, I was too focused on Ning'er. To me, Ning'er is as dazzling as the sun in the sky that day. It also has its own unique light, but it is not easy to attract my attention..."

Wen Shijie's forehead was already covered with sweat. Although he didn't know who the person in front of him was, he couldn't calm down just by hearing a few incredible words. He stretched out his mouth with a dry smile. Hand: "The following Shijie is Ms. Yue Ning's university senior. It's a pleasure to meet you."

"Oh, so it's Ning'er's senior," Yue Fei said with a "surprised" look on his face, "Isn't that great? Ning'er often complains to me that she doesn't see her friends when she's flying around abroad all the time. .”

Speaking of this, Yue Fei gave Yue Ning a white look: "Really, don't tell me when you meet friends, and go back to your family to take care of you."

Yue Ning looked at Yue Fei with a half-smile: "Yes~"

"Oh, I didn't expect to meet Ning'er's friend, why don't we have a light meal together?"

Although the invitation was on his lips, Yue Fei kept cursing him to get out of here and pretending to talk all the time. His awkwardness was about to break, and his poor knowledge of luxury goods was also revealed in the show off just now. It's over, if this guy doesn't get out, he will be exposed.

"Uh, no, no need... my father is still waiting for me over there, so I won't disturb the world of the two of you. I wish you a happy new year in advance. See you, Yue Ning! If you have a chance, call everyone for a class reunion !"

Wen Shijie hurriedly said goodbye to Yue Ning, and then ran out sweating profusely. He didn't realize until after he went out that he forgot to ask Yue Ning's husband's name just now!

(Generally, they pretend to be pigs and eat tigers. How does it feel to pretend to be tigers and eat pigs?)