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Lin Kele called, and she wanted to ask Yue Fei to have lunch together.

Originally, Yue Fei was quite happy, but after carefully considering the food intake of Ruoshui and Qingfan, as well as his current image, he still declined Lin Kele.

He was afraid of frightening that girl.

It's true that Lin Kele's mind is a little bit stuck, but she is not a fool.

"No, I brought Ah Huang home, and I'll have lunch at home. I won't go in the afternoon, and let those three guys report for me." [

"Are you going to skip class? How about I skip class and go to your house in the afternoon? Your dog is very funny, hehe."

"Farewell, you are a flower in Huada. The target is too obvious and easy to be caught."

"Know it."

Lin Kele had no choice but to hang up the phone sullenly.

Yue Fei took Ruoshui and Qingfan home and changed into new clothes, and he was busy in the kitchen for a while, and the three of them and one dog settled for lunch by the way.

Half of the lunch was cooked by him, and the other half was ordered by phone to take out, because he couldn't fill Ruoshui and Qingfan.

Although Yue Fei has a sister whose culinary skills are astonishing, but he has not been influenced by Yue Ning at all. Compared with Yue Ning, his culinary skills are very average.Having said that, maybe it is because there is a master chef in the family, and there is no room for him to display, so he can't improve.

"These are the things I sorted out, take them and memorize them."

Ruoshui handed Yue Fei a few thin sheets of paper. Although she just flipped through the basic books in the library, with her memory, she had memorized all the things in it, and all the useful ones were useless. However, in the chest, teaching Yue Fei now is to discard the chaff and save the chaff.

Yue Fei is not a genius like Ruoshui, and he often has to think for a long time to understand what Ruoshui said casually.

"Idiots are indeed idiots."

During the whole afternoon, Yue Fei often heard Ruoshui laughing at him like this, but he had to admit that the gap between mortals and immortals was insurmountable.

After Ruoshui's explanation, Yue Fei did have some basic understanding of the "Heaven, Earth, Greatest My Greatest Super Enemy God Art". After a short period of practice, he felt nothing else, but his spirit improved a lot .

But at this moment, an uninvited guest has quietly approached...

"It's here? Hiccup~ It's strange... Why does this photo feel a little familiar?"

A drunk-eyed old Taoist Qingyun took out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket, on which was written the address of Yue Fei's home and some information about him. Looking at Yue Fei's photo, Qingyun old Taoist couldn't help touching his head, Feel a little familiar.

"It should be right here hiccup~..."

He walked into the Anxing community, sniffing left and right with his nose raised.

"...Hi~ Well, there is indeed a very thin demonic aura...Little thing, hiccup!~Where are you~? Come out~ you hiccup!~ Come out~"[

Qingyun Old Daoist staggered towards the building where Yue Fei lived, leaving a strong smell of alcohol behind his buttocks. Uncle Wang was walking and walking birds in the community. After a wine hiccup, the frisky little oriole immediately collapsed head down in the cage. Uncle Wang hurriedly carried the cage and hid far away, looking at Qingyun old man like a class enemy.

Qingyun old man came to Yue Fei's house, looked at the door for a long time before knocking on the door, muttering: "It's strange, it's strange, I always feel like I shouldn't be here! What the hell did I forget?" Oh... hiccup! I'm getting older and my memory is getting worse..."

……

Yue Fei was looking at the pieces of paper and meditating, but suddenly heard a knock on the door. After being stunned for a moment, he hurriedly gave A Huang a wink. A Huang put away his legs and jumped off the sofa.

Yue Fei looked carefully at the living room, found no flaws, and opened the door.

A strong smell of alcohol came to my face!

Before Yue Fei could frown, the old Taoist in front of him froze suddenly, his eyes widening.

"What a strong aura!"

Old Daoist Qingyun exclaimed in his heart. Originally, he was still thinking about how to use the official speech, but after seeing the person coming out from the door, all the forgotten things in his mind were instantly recovered.

The two stared at each other.

"Damn it's you!!"

"What the fuck is that you!?"

Old Qingyun turned around and ran away!

"You old bastard, you dare to come to me!?"

With a roar, Yue Fei rushed out like a tiger down the mountain, and grabbed Qingyun Laodao by the bun the moment he got into the elevator!

"Hiss! It hurts, it hurts!!! Let go, let go! Is this how you treat your elders? Hiccup!"

Old Daoist Qingyun was caught by someone, he immediately lowered his head and followed Yue Fei into the house.

Yue Fei sneered and said: "I will not admit that you are an elder. As a monk, you don't have the demeanor of an outsider. You even lied to children's money. Do you know how cruelly you hurt me back then? My pure and kind young heart?"

"Ahem, it's all a thing of the past, let us expose it. If I leave beforehand, don't send me goodbye..."

"Bring me back!"

Yue Fei locked the door with a dark face, and stared at Qingyun Laodao: "How innocent I was back then, I actually believed what you, an old bastard, this is simply an indelible stain on my life... A whole 15 years! Every year when you go to Coke’s, you’re not there, so you’re avoiding me on purpose?”

"Cough, I also said that I was doing a trick for you, and I didn't lie to you..." [

"But you old bastard confiscated my money and went to buy wine and drink by yourself! The martial arts cheat book you confiscated to me is a made-up street stall!"

Old Daoist Qingyun was dumbfounded: "Did you really practice according to that book?"

Ah Huang, who was lying on the balcony, pricked up his ears. The boss had such a dark history back then?

Qing Fan, who was hiding in the bedroom, covered her mouth and giggled, even Ruoshui couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, she didn't expect Yue Fei to be a naive child back then.

Yue Fei's face turned red, and after holding back for a while, he snarled and changed the subject: "Don't talk about what you have! Give me back the 18 yuan and sixty-eight cents back then! That's what I've been saving for a long time I just saved the money to buy my sister a birthday present! Inflation and prices have skyrocketed these years, and I won’t give you any extra interest, and if you pay me 80, it’s over!”

The old Qingyun tremblingly touched his body for a long time, and finally found out a crumpled ten-year note, looking at Yue Fei pitifully: "There are only so many hiccups left!... Can you make do with it?"

"Where are you sending the beggar!?"

"I've never seen anyone ask a beggar for a bill..."

"You're a beggar!? You liar! These years, you've cheated a lot of sesame oil money!? Today, I'm going to kill you, this magic stick!"

As soon as Yue Fei said that, he rushed over, and then kicked the old Taoist in the crotch!

"I rely on you, you little bastard! You are trying to dehumanize me!"

Old Daoist Qingyun screamed and jumped away, secretly surprised at Yue Fei's speed.

"It was you who kicked!"

"How can I say that I am so old, do you have the heart to treat me like this!?"

Yue Fei paused, gritted his teeth and said, "You old and disrespectful guy, if I don't repair you today, I'll be sorry to God!"

"I'm thinking of you, you heartless little bastard, I'm slapping my face! You really slapped me!? Wait, don't slap people, can I go back to have dinner!"

Qingyun Laodao was pushed down on the sofa by Yue Fei and beat him up for a while, screaming incessantly.

Ah Huang hesitated for a moment, feeling that this should be the time for him to show his loyalty, so he trotted and bit Qing Yun's calf!

Demonic!

Qingyun Laodao suddenly shook his body, and a burst of strong energy blew Yue Fei and Ah Huang away from him. The originally dirty blue robes became plain and clean in the blink of an eye, exuding a faint precious light. He has a solemn appearance, but he has a pair of panda eyes, which makes his seriousness reveal a sense of humor.

"Hey! Bold monster!" Qingyun old man scolded sharply: "How dare you pretend to be stupid in front of this deity!? Hurry up and show yourself!"

Know I'm a monster?Ah Huang was also taken aback, is this guy who understands feelings?

"The deity came here to take you... Alas, you still beat me!?"

Yue Fei knocked the dignified Qingyun old man back to his original form with a single punch, and said disdainfully: "What kind of wolf with a big tail are you pretending to be in front of me? I don't know what you are? I don't know what you have in your belly? If you have something to say, don't say it." Give me text!"

Ling Luo Baoshan didn't block Yue Fei's punch! ?This unscientific!

Old Daoist Qingyun was stunned, and then he was discouraged: "Ahem, that Yue Fei... Do you know that you are in big trouble? This dog is a demon dog!"

"I know."

"you know!?"

Old Daoist Qingyun was dumbfounded.

Yue Fei frowned: "Could it be that you are the old Taoist priest from the Special Affairs Investigation Section that Chief Yang mentioned?"

"Yes, it's me."

Yue Fei's poisonous tongue was merciless: "Anyone dares to use the country, and I'm not afraid that a rat droppings will spoil a pot of soup."

"You little bastard can't say something nice!"

Old Daoist Qingyun almost crooked his nose.

"Say something quickly."

"You know it's a monster, but you still dare to keep it by your side!? You're not afraid that it will kill you!"

"Who told you that monsters like to kill people?"

"Of course it's my teacher... Alas, you can already speak!?"

As soon as Ah Huang opened his mouth, Qingyun old man was taken aback.

"I don't know much, I'm just talking and I'm scared like this, and you're talking about subduing demons, coming out to embarrass your teacher?" Ah Huang stood up, walked slowly to the old Taoist Qingyun with his claws on his back, The unusually vicissitudes of the eyes looked directly into the eyes of the old Taoist Qingyun without fear, "Besides, I am such a dog with great wisdom, great ambition, and lofty ideals. I am a dog who wants to follow the boss to do great things! How dare you say Will I harm the boss? You are a personality... No, a dog is slanderous, be careful and I will sue you for defamation!"

"Hey! Brave and evil! Even if you have a lot of tongue, don't think I'll help you! Why are you hitting me!?"

Before Qing Yun finished speaking, he was photographed back by Yue Fei.

"It's my little brother." Yue Fei pointed at Ah Huang and said lightly, "Also, pay me back the debt quickly. You are also working for the country now. This debt should be a drizzle for you."

"Ahem, what, Yue Fei, I didn't expect that your home is obviously much more aura than outside. Could it be that you have any adventures recently? Tell me about it?"

Old Daoist Qingyun sat down on the sofa, and then grabbed his arm with the look of a warm-hearted elder, as if he wanted to make a family routine with Yue Fei.

Adventure?

Yue Fei smiled, and said, "I don't have any other adventures, but I just picked up a foodie."

"Food?"

Before the Qingyun old man had time to doubt, he heard a scolding full of anger.

"Yue Fei, I think you really want to die!!!"