house fairy

The angry Ruoshui appeared next to Yue Fei with lightning speed and jingle bells.

Yue Fei lost his composure in an instant.

Ruoshui kicked Yue Fei's leg.

Qingyun old man looked at Yue Fei whose cheeks were twitching, cold sweat broke out on his head.

What's happening here? [

Qingyun Laodao subconsciously looked at Ruoshui with upside-down willow eyebrows, and suddenly his eyes widened, his jaw almost fell to the ground, his face was full of disbelief: "Five elements transform Yuan Tai Chi into one!? Heaven and man are one!? Spirit Root Immortal Physique!? How is this possible!!??"

Today, when the way of practice is gradually declining, the only remaining sect of practitioners in the world is the Taixu Sect.

Chuchenzi, the head of the Taixu sect, has only dozens of disciples under his sect, and Qingyun Laodao is Chuchenzi's closed disciple. All kinds of cultivation methods, even in his forties, he finally succeeded in breaking through the innate realm and entered the Qi refining period. Since then, he has become one of the extremely rare practitioners in this dharma-ending era.

Now is the 21st century, with the rapid development of scientific civilization and the era of information explosion. Human beings have embarked on the road of scientific development. The balance of nature has been destroyed as early as hundreds of years ago during the industrial revolution. Today, a person with a spiritual root and an immortal body unexpectedly appeared! ?This simply overturned the common sense of Qing Yun's old way.

Ruoshui frowned slightly, and then was a little surprised. She had been in the world for more than a month, and it was the first time she heard that there was a school of practitioners in the mortal world—Ruoshui thought that mortals had already given up their practice and embarked on the the path of science.

Yue Fei raised his eyebrows and said, "Taixu Sect? Does this kind of sect really exist now?"

In Yue Fei's view, practice is actually the science of the body, while science is the science of the body. The road is unified, and it is only the difference in the research direction.

Yue Fei looked at Qingyun old man with a bad expression, "So, every time you're not at home, you say you're going on a trip to relax, but you actually go back to that Taixu door?"

"Ahem, you know too much..."

"Asshole old drunkard, hurry up and pay off the debt!"

Yue Fei pounced on Old Daoist Qingyun, looking like a rakshasa ghost crawling out of hell.

"Hey! Wu that monster is going crazy! Look at the old man, I'll accept you!"

Old Daoist Qingyun let out a strange cry, and wrestled with Yue Fei on the sofa.

Ruoshui snorted coldly, sat on the sofa next to him and turned on the TV. This afternoon she found

"Bastard! Did you just say it? Did you just say it!? I knew you bought that broken book at a street stall!"

"Cough! That's not the point!"

Qing Yun's old man blushed, and changed the subject with a stern neck.

"By the way, who is this girl? If she doesn't cultivate, she's just reckless! How about letting me take her away? With her talent, she is enough to become my junior sister, how about it? Are you interested in becoming a powerful girl?" Practitioner? After practicing, you can fly across the world, even the legendary flight with the sword is not a problem!"

Qingyun Laodao began to seduce Ruoshui.

"Want to take me away? Are you worthy?"

Ruoshui mercilessly ridiculed the old Taoist Qingyun.

Take her to your Taixu Gate?I don't even think about her identity!Yue Fei sneered in his heart, your temple is too small to accommodate this big Buddha!

Qing Yun Lao Dao hurriedly pulled Yue Fei aside, "What does this little girl have to do with you? Don't tell me she is your sister who has been living abroad for many years!"

"You are really smart."

Old Daoist Qingyun was dumbfounded: "!? This is unscientific!"

"You are the younger sister! Your whole family are younger sisters!"

Ruoshui's hearing is amazing, and when he heard that he was called a "sister", he immediately jumped up. If it wasn't for his lack of mana, Qingyun would probably experience the feeling of a thunderbolt.

"Then who are you?"

Old Daoist Qingyun was really curious, he didn't think it was because Yue Fei was amazingly charming, he abducted a little loli back to play and cultivate.

"Wash my ears and listen! I'm umm! Mmmm!!!"

Ruoshui cleared his throat, and just when he was about to reveal his identity as a shocking ghost, Yue Fei pushed her onto the sofa with a pounce, and tightly covered her mouth.

My Lafayette!You think the mess is not big enough! ?Yue Fei was sweating profusely. What would happen to this old man if he knew that what he was standing in front of him was a living fairy?Yue Fei felt that he would stick here like a dog's skin plaster, and then wait for an opportunity to cheat some panacea from Ruo Shui. This is not groundless, Yue Fei himself is a lesson from the past.

Seeing Yue Fei like this, Qing Yun was even more curious, but no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't figure out what Ruo Shui was talking about.

"Be honest with me!" [

Yue Fei stuck to the weak, crystal-clear jade ear and whispered: "If this old man knows your noble status, the whole world will know it immediately! And you have to be careful about your elixir, he is better than anyone else!" You can ruin things! Your identity is absolutely confidential, and you must not let outsiders know! Promise me?"

Ruoshui doesn't care about those elixir, for her those things have no effect and they need as much as they need, and she doesn't care about revealing her identity, but after she heard Yue Fei say "don't let outsiders know", she felt a little bit in her heart. Some joy.

Can't let outsiders know that he means that he and himself are insiders?Hmph, since he's so worried about this fairy, let's give him some face.

Ruoshui nodded slightly, but couldn't help twisting his body. He didn't notice it just now, but now he realized that he was like the Tathagata's Five Fingers Mountain, firmly pressing his little monkey under the mountain.Although it was awkward, but... Ruoshui suddenly felt that the feeling of being hugged tightly was good, and his heart was very peaceful, as if everything outside was closed to him.

Seeing that Ruoshui agreed, Yue Fei heaved a sigh of relief, and after following him, he realized something was wrong. Ruoshui's petite body was pressed on the sofa by himself, and he leaned against her cheek, looking like It was as if a couple were making out, but at this moment, Yue Fei smelled a sweet scent, which was from Ruoshui's body, like orchids like musk deer, elegant and indifferent, making people intoxicated but unable to To describe, although Yue Fei has never smelled the most fragrant perfume in the world, he is sure that Ruoshui smells better than any other perfume.

Yue Fei let go of the weak water, he felt that if it continued like that, it would be very inappropriate, both physically and mentally...

Ruoshui sat up straight and stared at Yue Fei: "Almost suffocated me!"

Yue Fei was a little embarrassed.

Old Daoist Qingyun scratched his head anxiously, Ruoshui's talent is so good that he almost wished to take her back to the mountain gate immediately, maybe because of her existence, the Taixu Gate would turn from its previous decline, and even she might reach that level. The legendary realm completely changes the world!

"Girl, let me put it this way"

"You are the girl!"

"little sister"

"You are the little sister! Your whole family are little sisters!"

"Beauty"

"Are you a pervert!? How dare you call me a beauty to such a young me!? How old are you and still take advantage of me!?"

Old Daoist Qingyun was about to cry, he didn't know when he had offended this little ancestor, looking at Ruoshui's clear eyes with doubts, he almost thought he was a pervert.

"Weak water, stop making trouble."

Yue Fei looked at Qingyun's old way, and was very happy in his heart, but he had to make a show to make Ruoshui restrain himself.

"Humph."

Ruoshui turned his head away, but he no longer intentionally acted like Qingyun.

"Hey, um, who are you from Yue Fei? Are you interested in becoming as powerful as me?"

As he said that, Qingyun Old Daoist took out a piece of yellow talisman paper, twisted it with his hand, and there was a soft bang, the talisman paper turned into a ball of flame, burning in Qingyun Old Daoist's hand.

Ruoshui's eyes widened.

There is a play!

Qing Yunzi was secretly happy, so he worked harder, using the red fire talisman, the sharp gold talisman, and the ice talisman one after another. Although it was painful, but for the cultivation genius in front of him, he didn't care so much.

"Hey, old man..." Ruoshui stared for a long time, then said after a while, "Are you... a magician?"

puff! ! !

Old Daoist Qingyun almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, he spent so much money wasting so many talismans... She actually said that she was a magician!

You are the magician!Your whole family are magicians!

To say that such a great practitioner of him is a magician is simply insulting!

Seeing Qingyun old man's expression as if he had eaten poop, Yue Fei felt a little sympathetic to him.

Ruoshui couldn't bear to continue acting, and waved his hand: "Old Taoist, tell you, don't waste your time, I won't go with you, you should leave now!"

The old Taoist Qingyun asked weakly: "...but, who are you?"

He still doesn't give up, he wants to work hard from Ruoshui's identity, as long as he knows the relationship between her and Yue Fei, he will have a way to find a breakthrough.

"Me?" Ruoshui's mouth curled up, "I'm his wife, do you understand?"

"I'm his wife...I'm his wife..."

Until the old Taoist Qingyun was kicked out of the door, he still had a dull expression, his mind was so messed up that he couldn't believe his ears.

After a while, the door opened again, Yue Fei probed to look, and found that Qing Yun had left, so he pasted a piece of paper on the door, writing: Lin Danqing and dogs are not allowed to enter.

"Hey! Boss! I belong to this family too! You can't do this! This is racism!"

Ah Huang immediately protested strongly.

After thinking for a while, Yue Fei picked up a pen and crossed out the word "dog".

Ah Huang stroked his chin and nodded, it seemed that the effect was better, at least his status was higher than that of the old Taoist priest.