house fairy

"Life is like this cup of tea, always bitter before sweet, full of thought-provoking philosophical truths..."

"Boss, why are you so nervous? It's my job to sit here drinking tea and lamenting the truth. Don't you think you're stealing the show?"

Ah Huang took a sip of the emerald green tea, raised his eyelids, and was very dissatisfied with Yue Fei for stealing his role.

Yue Fei gave A Huang a disdainful look, and waved his fingers: "What do you know, a winner in life like me needs to sigh with emotion from time to time in order to impress the readers deeply."

"Reader? Do you really think of yourself as the protagonist of the novel?" Ah Huang straightened his lips, "And what readers like to see is seeing the protagonist suffer rather than being a winner in life." [

"Phew, what time is this? Sadomasochism dramas have long since ceased to be popular, and now the harem is popular!" Yue Fei plausibly said, "Only by giving play to the protagonist's personal charm and bringing everyone he likes into the harem, That’s the happy story.”

"Well, do you dare to say it in front of Mr. Ruoshui?"

"Hey, well, the future is long, the future is long..."

Yue Fei smiled dryly, holding his teacup to cover his face.

"You dare to get angry when she's not around, and if you stay with you, I'll lose all my scholarly integrity," Ah Huang jumped off the sofa and walked to the door, "The weather outside is fine today, I'll go Collecting folk songs outside, maybe I have to write a few poems by him."

"Oh, don't get hit by a car."

Yue Fei slid down, lay lazily on the sofa and didn't want to move anymore. School would start in two days, and it was not realistic to go out to work now, so he simply decided to take a good rest at home.

Ruoshui and the others went out together without knowing what was going on today, leaving only Yue Fei and Xishu Ahuang at home.The two guys, Xi Shu and Ming Snake, sneaked into the bedroom to surf the Internet again. They had suffered a loss once, and Yue Fei didn't worry about them being fooled again. However, after the lively Spring Festival, the house suddenly became deserted. Quite a few, which made Yue Fei very uncomfortable after getting used to the hustle and bustle all day long.

"Well... to watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, and to follow the clouds in the sky, isn't this kind of life the pursuit of many people in life? It's good to be idle..."

Yue Fei lifted the lid, took a sip of tea, lay there and looked at the sky outside, like an old man with a calm and serene expression...

"Give you my hand ~ like a gentle beast ~ we have been walking forward like this ~ we hold small hands and big hands ~ go on a picnic together ~"

At this moment, his phone rang suddenly, Yue Fei raised his eyebrows, it was Coke calling, and immediately answered the phone with a smile on his face.

"Hello? Dear, what's the matter?"

If Ah Huang was still here, he would definitely be scared off by Yue Fei's gentle and horrifying voice—such a big man, how cute is he to sell your sister!

"Feifei..." Lin Kele's voice on the other end of the phone was a little mysterious, and she whispered under her throat, "It's not good..."

Yue Fei's heart skipped a beat: "What's wrong? Don't tell me you won the bid, it's only been a day..."

"What are you talking about! Feifei is necrotic!"

In Yue Fei's mind, Lin Kele poked his lips and poked the doll on the bed while complaining, with a knowing smile on his face.

"The situation is exposed!" [

"Eh? What?"

Lin Kele said pitifully: "As soon as I came home today, grandpa and mom and dad dragged me into the living room for interrogation. Grandpa just glanced at me and said that I was ruined by you..."

"This old bastard! Has he reached this point after so many years of practice!?"

"You don't even know the expression on Grandpa's face at that time, it was as black as if ink had been splashed on it," Lin Kele described Lin Danqing's expression for Yue Fei, and smiled wickedly, "But Mom and Dad didn't What do you say?"

Yue Fei was immediately proud: "Of course, the uncles and aunts for so many years are not for nothing, I am a good boy."

"They said let's wait for a while and let us get things done quickly."

"Pfft!" Yue Fei slid from the sofa to the floor all of a sudden, "Ah, what did you say just now? I didn't seem to hear clearly..."

"Oh, it's not that you are necrotic, I have to tell you this kind of thing a second time..." Lin Kele patted his phone angrily, "Hit you!"

Hearing the bang bang in the receiver, Yue Fei forced himself to calm down, and said with a dry smile, "Then, what do you mean?"

"Woo! You're so cunning!" Lin Kele said aggrievedly, "Sure enough, it's exactly what grandpa said."

"Uh, what did he say again..."

"He said, if you don't answer the question and ask me instead, it means that you have fancy intestines, and you want to wipe your mouth and run away after eating."

Yue Fei spat out a mouthful of old blood: "Pfft! That old bastard spouts blood! Am I that kind of person?"

"Then what do you think..." Lin Kele worried, "It feels so strange to get married while still in school."

"I take it for granted, I take it for granted..."

Lin Kele lay on the bed, crossed his legs and thought for a while, then tilted his head and said, "How about... I'll tell them that we are too young to get married, and wait until we graduate?"

"I think so, just tell them so."

Yue Fei really wanted to hold Lin Kele in his arms and kiss her vigorously: it is indeed my little padded jacket!

"Hmph, I knew you would say that!" Lin Kele was unhappy again, "Although I don't want to get married so early, I don't know why I'm not happy to hear you say that..."

Although Lin Kele is usually heartless, she is still a girl. Although she doesn't care about these things, the girl's instinct is still there. It makes it seem like Yue Fei doesn't want to marry her. comfortable.

"Relax, Coke, it's not like you don't know that I'm practicing with Ruoshui now, and I'll succeed in my practice in the future. There will be a lot of time, and our days will be long."

"Oh, that's what I said... ah, speaking of Ruoshui, today she and Sister Qingfan came to look for me."[

Yue Fei suddenly had a bad feeling: "Looking for you? Why are you looking for me?"

"Ruoshui said that she wanted to teach me how to practice, and she passed on a cultivation method to me, and she even asked Sister Qingfan to teach me how to get started." Lin Kele said happily: "She also gave grandpa a pill, It made grandpa very happy."

The old bastard!Yue Fei gritted his teeth and scolded Lin Danqing secretly, taking advantage of Ruoshui and daring to trip him up!but……

"Coke, why did Ruoshui suddenly think of teaching you how to practice?"

Yue Fei asked out the doubts in his heart, and he always had a premonition of fear.

"Well, Feifei..." Lin Kele said very shyly, "Ruoshui and the others seem to know about us..."

Varied!what! ?Yue Fei instantly petrified.

"She said that Feifei's yang energy is very powerful, and she was afraid that I would be overwhelmed by the yang energy, so she taught me a heart method called "Taiyi Kui Shui Heart Sutra". Just hearing the name, I feel very powerful."

Yes, just hearing the name makes me feel very powerful... Yue Fei burst into tears. He always felt that he was being treated by Ruo Shui as a test product. Let's see the practice formula that Ruo Shui taught Yue Ning and Lin Kele. Nishang Gong, "Tai Yi Kui Shui Heart Sutra", both of them sound like serious magic tricks, but what he practiced himself is called "Heaven, Earth, Greatest My Greatest Super Enemy God Art", this It sounds like a kung fu method full of deep middle school breath, is it really that powerful...

Yue Fei, who hadn't broken through the first level, was deeply skeptical.

It's just that this matter has been exposed temporarily, which doesn't mean it's over. No matter sooner or later, Yue Fei will have to face this problem, unless he can give up his ambition of opening a harem and guard Lin Kele wholeheartedly.

but……

What a joke!Yue Fei was full of confidence in persuading Lin Kele, since he had decided to be a beast, he would naturally be a beast to the end.

"Coke," Yue Fei asked shyly, "Well, if I get on with other girls, do you mind?"

"What are you talking about?" Lin Kele smiled like a silver bell, "Of course I don't mind."

Yue Fei was overjoyed, his three wives and four concubines hugged him left and right, and there was hope!Coke I love you to death!

Lin Kele smiled and continued: "When the time comes, cut off your bad things, and we can be sisters together."

hiss!Yue Fei only felt a gust of cold wind blowing through his crotch, making him feel chilly.If, really, are you challenging an impossible task?Yue Fei was so sad that even Lin Kele, who was the most talkative, had this kind of reaction. Wouldn't it be more difficult if she was another girl! ?

Sure enough, the road to the harem is rugged and difficult!Accidentally waiting for him is a hatchet... Yue Fei clutched his crotch partner, feeling pain in the balls.

To actually say this kind of thing to girls, Yue Fei really overestimated his charm and IQ, oh, in fact, his EQ is not high either.

"Hey, Feifei, if you're dating another girl, don't let me see it~"

Cola (┳Д┳)!Don't say such horrible things!I will really be scared to cry!

After chatting for a while, the two hung up the phone. They didn't look like boyfriends and girlfriends who just fell in love. How can they be so sweet and boring after knowing each other for so many years? Besides, school should start in these two days. Don't we meet every day?

It seems that it is a little more difficult to let the person you like accept that kind of shameless life...

Yue Fei has realized how difficult the road in front of him is, but will he back down?Won't!Because he has grown up!As a late stage person who came out of the mountain with a magical costume, how could he be worthy of accumulating the inventory of the ninth generation if he didn't kill a lot after Xiongqi! ?As a masculine man, how can he be hindered by a little difficulty?He wants to get back all the sexual life of his ninth life!

All of a sudden, Yue Fei's self-confidence was burning again, and he always felt that any problem was not a big deal.

"Report to the king, report to the king, report to the king..."

At this time, his phone rang again, and it was actually Ah Huang calling.

"Ah Huang? What's the matter?"

"Boss! I've been caught! Come and save me!"

Yue Fei was dumbfounded: "...What!?"

(Ahem, all the plots are progressing step by step, Yue Ning has to wait...)