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After receiving the call, Yue Fei hurried out.On the road, Yue Fei still felt a faint pain in his egg.

There was no other reason, just because Ah Huang was not wearing a dog tag, and was arrested by the dog catching brigade.

Because some people were bitten to death by sick dogs a while ago, recently they have been strictly arresting licensed dogs, sick dogs, mad dogs, etc. If they cannot be caught, they can even be beaten to death on the spot.This naturally caused strong protests from some dog lovers, but the protests were also effective, after all, this is a major matter related to the safety of people's lives.

As a result, Ah Huang, who went out to gather folk songs, suffered a disaster.

He was strolling on the street, observing the figure of the beauties on the street with great interest... Oh no, it was a gathering, but when he was fascinated by watching, an iron cage fell from the sky and locked him in. [

Although a mere iron cage will definitely not be able to trap him, but he knows that he must abide by the rules of the mortal world when doing things in the mortal world. After the cage was thrown into the car, he quickly took out his phone and asked Yue Fei for help.

Ah Huang doesn't have a dog tag, it's not that Yue Fei doesn't want to prepare it for him, but Ah Huang thinks it's an insult to his dog's character, so he strongly protests Yue Fei to take him for a physical examination. After that, it's all over.

No, retribution is coming.

"Damn, it's really bad luck. These people really look down on dogs!"

Ah Huang put away the phone and cursed angrily.

"Brother, where are you from? Seeing that your hair is smooth and smooth, you seem to be living a good life."

At this time, a dirty VIP in the next cage accosted Ah Huang.

"You still have the mood to care about this?" Ah Huang rolled his eyes, "You guys will be beaten to death in a while."

The distinguished guest said, "Aren't you the same?"

"Nonsense, can I be like you? I am the king of dogs, a hero among dogs, a future university student, and a famous dog who wants to be famous in history!" Ah Huang scoffed at what it said, "I didn't see that I already called Has someone come to rescue you?"

Another big black wolfhound said to Ah Huang with admiration: "You can actually use a human cell phone. You are indeed the king of dogs. I admire you."

Ah Huang said proudly: "It's just a mobile phone, I can still use a computer to surf the Internet."

Immediately, the surrounding wild dogs admired him even more.

A husky stuck out its tongue and said, "I've tried mobile phones and computers, but I can't understand human characters. It's too complicated. I didn't study it thoroughly after touching it a few times. Later, the owner didn't let me touch it after he found out."

Ah Huang was very surprised: "You have a master, why have you been arrested?"

Husky said bitterly: "I forgot to bring my ID card (dog tag) when I went out today. Don't you know that human beings are cracking down now? Dogs are not allowed to go to the streets. Now I hope the owner can find me quickly, otherwise I will It’s going to become dog meat hot pot.”

At this moment, the dog catcher stopped suddenly, Ah Huang's ears perked up, and said, "My boss is here!"

……

"You don't want to die!" [

Liang Kai, the leader of the dog-catching brigade of the sub-district office, jumped out of the car, pointed at the young man in front of the car and cursed: "If you don't want your life, I still want it! Hurry up and get out of the way so we don't delay our work!"

It was Yue Fei who suddenly rushed to the front of the dog-catching cart, and he said kindly: "Of course I don't want to delay your work, but before you get out of the way, please return my dog ​​to me, my dog ​​was caught by you gone."

"Are you kidding? All we catch here are branded dogs, that is, dogs that have not passed the quarantine work of the epidemic prevention station and do not meet the pet regulations!" Liang Kai said righteously: "You will suffer if you deliberately disrupt our work. !"

Liang Kai didn't want to release the dog he had worked so hard to catch. He wouldn't let him go, even if he caught the wrong dog. The ones assigned to them by the higher authorities had targets. Five dogs were short of the task, and he was about to reach the target to get the bonus, how could he let the dogs go?

Didn't that cut a knife out of his flesh?

Yue Feinai said: "I said, give me back my dog, and I will leave immediately."

Liang Kai said coldly: "Why do you say that your dog was caught by me? Did you see it? Or did it call you?"

Yue Fei said sincerely, "He called me."

I wipe!Liang Kai got angry, is there really such a thing as hitting a snake with a stick?Do you think yourself a fool! ?

"You said it called you? Tell it to call you again? As long as it gets through, I'll let the dog go!" Liang Kai crossed his arms and sneered, "If it doesn't call you, You are delaying our work, we can sit down and discuss the matter of lost wages."

Yue Fei smiled wryly, and yelled at the dog cart: "Ah Huang, give me a call!"

Liang Kai rolled his eyes, does he have to do a full set of acting?Is this guy a neuropathy?

But at this moment, Yue Fei's phone rang. He picked up the phone and let Liang Kai take a look. The words "Idiot Ah Huang" were written on the screen, followed by a smirking photo.

"Hmph! Do you really think I'm an idiot? Did you find an actor around?" Liang Kai glanced at the crowd around him, grabbed Yue Fei's phone and connected it, "I found you!"

"Wang Wang!"

"Stop pretending! I've seen you!"

While talking, Liang Kai and his teammates scanned the surroundings, hoping to find the troublemaker.

"Wang Wang!"

"Fuck, you learned the same thing as the real thing! Why are you so cheap! What's wrong with learning, you have to learn how to bark like a dog! Don't you so-called dog lovers even want human dignity?!"

Liang Kai had already regarded Yue Fei as a popular dog lover on the Internet, and he deliberately came to make trouble.

"Let me tell you," Yue Fei spread his hands, "If you don't believe me, just open the car door and take a look."

Liang Kai glanced at him coldly, pulled out a dog-beating stick from the car, and said with a sneer, "Then let me see through your tricks! Xiao Wang, be vigilant, don't let those people approach here, maybe they They just want to force us to open the car door and take the opportunity to loot these wild dogs!" [

"Captain...they don't have to do this, do they?"

"I am the captain, listen to me!"

"Good good..."

The little Wang rolled his eyes and stood beside him with a dog-beating stick.

Liang Kai opened the car door with a sneer, and glanced casually. Just as he was about to speak, he petrified instantly.

A Huang in the cage was lying there lazily. There was a small mini mobile phone in front of him. One paw was pressing on the mobile phone. When he saw the car door opened, he yelled a few more times. There was a clear barking sound from the phone.

"Wow! That dog is really on the phone!"

"Really! I rely on God!"

"Is this dog about to become a jerk!? Hurry up and take a picture and post it on Weibo!"

The onlookers who had been waiting for a good show were also excited, and one by one took out their mobile phones and started taking pictures.

"What about the captain?" Yue Fei poked Liang Kai kindly, "It's my dog, right? Please return him to me."

Liang Kai feels that his brain is not enough at the moment. Although many circuses train dogs to do arithmetic and ride bicycles, how many people can train a dog to call its owner after being arrested? ?

Is this Nima still a dog? ?

and many more!

Thinking of this, Liang Kai's eyes lit up. Looking at the dog holding the phone, he seemed to see a shining golden mountain. Modern society lacks nothing but rare things. People are curious. There is such a dog, not to mention selling it in a circus, even if it is pulled out to perform, it can make a lot of money!

Can this dog be returned?Of course not!Where is it still a dog!This is clearly a hen that can lay golden eggs!Besides, in terms of evidence, how can he prove that the dog is his?Liang Kai sneered in his heart, can dogs still talk?As long as the phone is disposed of, what evidence can he have to say that the dog is his?

Thinking of this, Liang Kai felt relieved, and with a slip of his hand, the mobile phone that Yue Fei had just bought fell into the sewer with a plop.

"Fuck! My cell phone! What are you doing!?"

Suddenly Yue Fei became angry. Although the mobile phone is not expensive, it is still money!Especially since he is still in debt!

"Your mobile phone? What are you talking about?" Liang Kai looked at Yue Fei in surprise, "What are you asking me about your mobile phone?"

Yue Fei's face turned completely dark.

"This is clearly my yellow dog. I took it with me because I was worried that it was at home. You actually said that it is your dog. You really don't know right from wrong, and turn black and white!"

Liang Kai pointed at Yue Fei righteously: "I've seen a lot of fraudsters like you! Let me tell you, I'm still busy and don't have time to play with you. Xiao Wang, close the door and call in the team!"

"Uh, boss, your house seems to be..."

"Xiao Wang, shut up! Get in the car!"

"Uh, okay."

Liang Kai looked at Yue Fei and got into the car directly, thinking how to make a fortune in his heart. He did this kind of thing too much, especially when dealing with this kind of young man who looked like a student.The skin is not black enough, how can I get mixed up in the unit.

"Fuck me, this is an aboveboard snatching of dogs..."

"I've never seen such a shameful person, this buddy is too pitiful..."

"Yeah, it's hard to train such a smart dog!"

"Send that bastard on Weibo!"

"It's just..."

The surrounding onlookers were filled with righteous indignation and decided to support Yue Fei.Yue Fei glanced around lightly, smiled, turned his head and left without saying a word.

When the incident happened, no one was willing to stand out, and no one came to express their support. Is it meaningful to wait until people are ready to leave before posting the aftermath?So, thanks to compulsory education, the blood of Chinese people has already been smoothed out.

Since this guy is so shameless, there's no need for him to be so polite.

Yue Fei said in a voice transmission: "Ah Huang, don't you want to play? Then have a good time and listen to my instructions later."

"Boss, what do you want?"

"What do you want?" Yue Fei looked at the dog-catching car going away, and said through gritted teeth, "That bastard took my mobile phone for nothing, and if I don't get it back ten times, my surname will not be Yue!"

(Going home again...this is an automatic update.)