house fairy

The dog-catching cart turned into a large compound with many turns and turns, and Yue Fei followed behind. After seeing the car entering, he sat on the side of the road opposite the courtyard.

"Boss, this guy brought us all into the house... I'll wipe it, there are a lot of dogs here, at least forty or fifty."

Forty or fifty?Yue Fei cheered up and said: "There are so many dogs, it seems that we can have fun, listen to me, after you get rid of that guy, get rid of those cages, and then direct those dogs..."

Yue Fei explained his plan to Ah Huang in detail. Fortunately, he had already mastered the sound transmission, otherwise it would be difficult to contact Ah Huang.

"Damn it, boss, you are too lewd!? You deserve to be the boss!" [

After hearing Yue Fei's plan, Ah Huang and his friends were shocked!

"Since this guy is so greedy, he will have to pay for it."

"Hey, boss, I won't bite him, I'm a civilized dog! I never bite!"

"Your uncle, in one world you bite me less often!?"

"That's actual combat training!" Ah Huang plausibly said, "Don't worry, I'll find a suitable guy to talk about later."

"Whatever you want, I can't see it anyway."

Yue Fei really hated himself for not being able to see through his eyes, otherwise he would have been able to enjoy a wonderful performance.

In the yard, after Liang Kai put all the dogs into the warehouse, he lifted Ah Huang out with a lewd smile.

"Captain, this dog seems a bit evil, it doesn't make any noise."

"Xiao Wang, do you know why you are still a team member for four years and I am about to become the director of the street office?"

"why?"

"It's just that you fucking talk too much!" Liang Kai scolded, and then kicked that little Wang out: "You can get off work, don't bother me!"

Xiao Wang muttered a few words, then went out rubbing his buttocks.

Liang Kai looked at the calm A Huang in the cage, his eyes sparkled: "Tsk tsk, take a closer look now, this is really not an ordinary dog, its fur is smooth and smooth, and its eyes are so bright, look Come on, that kid didn’t miss some good things to feed..."

"Fart!" Ah Huang yelled in his heart, "Damn it, I eat the least one every time I eat!"

In fact, it was true, he was the most unlucky one at home as a half-demon, because none of those monsters could be offended, so he was naturally the hardest one when it came time to eat.

"But does this guy really know how to use a mobile phone? But it's strange... Where did he hide this mobile phone? It was obviously not there when he grabbed it..."

Liang Kai walked around Ah Huang's cage a few times, but he didn't find any place to hide anything, which made him even more strange.After thinking for a while, he took a stick with a noose on one end, and he opened the cage.He is not afraid of being bitten by dogs, because he has killed many dogs after working for so many years. He heard that after killing dogs, they will be infected with a smell, and other dogs will be afraid when they smell this smell.

Liang Kai put the noose around Ah Huang's neck: "Ha, you'd better be good to me, otherwise I don't mind having an extra meal at night."[

"Fuck! Is there any dog ​​power left in this world!" Ah Huang was furious, "Everyone wants to make me a hot pot!"

Because it was not an opportunity yet, Ah Huang decided to cooperate with this idiot temporarily to see what he planned to do.

"Tsk tsk, you are so obedient." Liang Kai looked at Ah Huang who was sitting there, a little surprised. After hesitating for a while, he took out the small phone in the cage and took a look, "Damn, there are quite a few phone numbers. .”

Looking at the titles in the contacts, such as boss, big sister, boss's boss, idiot, stupid dragon, Xizi, blind man, etc., Liang Kai was in a mess. If you said you want to train a dog to make a phone call, that's all. Can it also look at the address book to find someone to call?And why does this name Nima look like a gangster?

"Is this dog so smart?" Liang Kai glanced at Ah Huang suspiciously, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "What is one plus one?"

Ah Huang: "..."

Fuck you!Lao Tzu is a great scholar, but you actually gave me this kind of elementary school students' questions! ?The cat's eyes look down on the dog!

Liang Kai: "...I'm stupid, this look..."

Being looked at by Ah Huang with idiot-like eyes, Liang Kai broke out in a cold sweat. Although the dog obviously didn't do anything, Liang Kai could see the deep contempt in his eyes. Yes, this dog is Despise his IQ deeply!

The corner of Liang Kai's mouth twitched, he raised his stick and lashed at Ah Huang fiercely: "Fuck me! Get down for me!"

Ah Huang curled his lips in disdain, and jumped back lightly, directly causing Liang Kai to stagger.

"Grass! You have so much strength! You've turned your back on you! Lay down for me!"

After Liang Kai stabilized his body, he was furious, and the stick slapped loudly. Ah Huang saw the household behind him, saw that Xiao Wang had finished changing and went out, and immediately grinned.

"hiss……"

Liang Kai took a breath and wiped his eyes in disbelief. What did he see?The dog was smiling at him just now?Dogs can laugh, but with such a human, such expressive subtle smile... how is that possible!

"I really don't believe that I can't train you..."

Liang Kai raised his stick and slammed it down!He was still cursing, but at this moment, he was dumbfounded...

Because, the dirt dog in front of him actually stood up!Not only that, it actually used two paws to throw off the noose around its neck!

"Snapped."

With a soft sound, Ah Huang raised a paw to block the pulled stick, then grinned at Liang Kai again, and the next moment it rushed out like a gust of wind, and touched the phone Yue Fei bought for him. back.

How fast is Ah Huang?When Ah Huang rushed out of the room, Liang Kai hadn't reacted yet, and stood there with a dull expression on his face.

What's that?Karate dog?Will you still use your claws to block?Is this really a dog?How much is this worth! [

Thinking of this, Liang Kai's spine went numb, and his whole body trembled like an electric shock. Only then did he react, and turned around and fell towards Ah Huang!

However, Ah Huang had already rushed into the warehouse, passing over the cages like a yellow whirlwind. His paws slapped off the locks on the cages. When Liang Kai rushed in, he saw more than 50 dogs staring at him. And standing in the middle of these dogs is Ah Huang.

"This, this is impossible... How could a dog be so smart..."

No matter how powerful Liang Kai was, seeing more than 50 dogs with red eyes appearing in front of him, he was so frightened that his legs went limp. He had a flash of inspiration, took a step back, and locked the door of the warehouse firmly. up!

"Haha! No matter how clever you are, you are nothing more than dogs! If you want to fight me, you are still far behind!"

Escaping from the dead, Liang Kai was standing on the opposite side of the ventilation hole in the doorway, trembling, but found that strange earth dog suddenly rushed out, and then slapped its paw on the door. Suddenly, he felt as if he was hit by a speeding train. Hit hard, and the whole person was carried away by the iron gate!

As soon as his eyes went dark, Liang Kai passed out.

"Do as I just ordered. The four of you go and take off his clothes, and bite his neck so you don't sneeze! If you bite him to death, you will die too. There are a few of you, hold that Basin, go to the toilet to get some toilet water... What? I don’t know what a toilet is? It’s just that white thing that allows you to wash your face!”

Ah Huang took out his mobile phone from Liang Kai's pocket, and while fiddling with it, ordered the other dogs to start to move. He looked at the mobile phone with a displeased face: "Damn my mobile phone is still from Nokia, this guy still uses Apple?"

"Boss, it's over!"

After a while, the dogs stripped Liang Kai naked with their mouths and paws while biting.

"Tsk tsk, this pose is good, you all get out of the way, let me take some pornographic photos of him."

Ah Huang fiddled with the phone, clicked and took several photos of Liang Kai, and then he told the dog boys: "Hold the phone, I'll pose for him."

Ah Huang stepped forward to find a stool, then put Liang Kai in a kneeling position and straightened him upright. He fixed his joints with magic power, and then called out the unlucky husky from the dog boy, saying, "Go to him!" From the back, put the front paws on his waist..."

"Boss, I don't mess with men!"

"I didn't ask you to mess with me! This is called visual dislocation, understand? Yes, yes, the effect is very good!"

Ah Huang took another series of snap shots, and then made the husky move a few times to shoot a video, laughing obscenely while shooting.

"Not bad, I'll post on Weibo when I get back, and I'll call it 'Dog Day's Dog Catcher', tsk tsk, I'm so talented, I can think of such an appropriate title!"

The husky with a black name on his back was extremely wronged: "Boss, why are there so many brothers looking for me?"

"What do you know, the huskies who have suffered and hated the most are the most photogenic, and I think highly of you when I choose you."

"I've been blamed for this... Boss will take care of me when he has a chance in the future!"

"Don't worry, it will... The brother who fetched the toilet water is back? Come, give him a few sips... Huh? Can't drink it if he's unconscious? I'll use my strength to help you down!"

Ah Huang smiled ferociously: "You dare to arrest me, have you made up your mind?"

"Boss is amazing!"

"As expected of the boss!"

A group of dog boys immediately started patting Ah Huang's horse.

Ah Huang finished filling the toilet for Liang Kai, and found that he almost woke up, he slapped him and knocked him out again.

"It's not over yet," Ah Huang chuckled, "Brothers, we're all here to go to the toilet. If you have poop, pull him on him to relieve your anger. I'll take a picture after all the pooping."

"This is good!"

Ah Huang's proposal was unanimously supported by the dog boys, so they started to line up to go to the toilet.

Yue Fei, who was sitting outside, suddenly smelled a strange smell coming from inside, and immediately smiled sinisterly.

"Come on, everyone get together, I'll take a photo as a souvenir."

Ah Huang finally took another group photo for everyone, and then said: "I will open the gate in a while, everyone slips out one by one, calm down, don't go out in a rush, or you will be arrested if you scare the pedestrians, understand! ?”

"understood!"

"Don't bite people after you go out, or you will be caught back, understand!?"

"understood!"

"Then act!"

Ah Huang was just about to go out, thought for a while, and took out the money in Liang Kai's wallet, "Don't forget the boss's order... Tsk, there's only more than 1000 yuan... poor one!"

Ah Huang spat at Liang Kai, who was submerged in the poop, and then led the dog boys to the gate with arrogance...

(It is still automatically updated. If there are enough monthly tickets, I will make up for the updates that should be added when I come back...)