The bad emperor of Tang Dynasty

After Guo Nuan accepted Wang Yan's gift, he felt something was wrong after a few days. When the load of exquisite ornaments was brought back to the princess mansion, he lied that he bought them in Changle Jade Workshop to honor his wife and adults. Besides, Shengping was pleasantly surprised, so he didn't think about the source of the jewelry. Guo Nuan was happy for his wife, and the little [-] in his heart temporarily blinded his clear rational thinking.

Ever since accepting the bribe money, as the saying goes, he is short-mouthed and soft-hearted. Although Guo Nuan said that accepting bribes was just a stopgap measure, he wanted to pretend to integrate into Wang Yan's bureaucratic circle. evidence.

These days, he vaguely feels that the way he fishes and enforces the bait is inappropriate.Hesitating again and again, although Guo Nuan felt that it was inappropriate, but because of the momentary hesitation, he delayed the schedule of returning Wang Yan's gift money.

After a few days, the clerks in the Military Weapons Supervision, the Yasi Jiancheng, and the knife and pen officials began to act recklessly. In short, they regarded Guo Nuan as the same group.

Three days later, the originally relatively clean government office turned into a mess in a short while. On the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, Guo Nuan went to court in the morning, and he stood among the civil and military officials for more than two hours. After a long time, the young His waist was aching, his back ached, his legs were cramping, and he was relieved when Daizong, who sat comfortably on the cushion of the soft imperial chair and listened to the government, finally announced his dissolution.

After the imperial court was over, Guo Nuan hurried back to the Military Weapons Supervision Office, walked to the office wing of the side hall of the Yamen Office, opened the curtain to take a look, and he was so angry that his seven orifices were smoked.

"Damn, these guys are so casual."

Guo Nuanka cursed secretly at the door, at the moment a group of staff and petty officials in the inner room were having fun, and they didn't even notice that their superiors were watching coldly from the sidelines.

As soon as the court came down, Guo Nuan was already tired and hungry at noon. A table was gathered in a chaotic manner in the wing room, and the sound of yelling and fighting in the room was mixed with the crisp clinking of the dice hitting the porcelain bowl.

"Six, six, I want six."

A short man was going into battle shirtless, with one hairy leg resting on a bench, shaking the dice cup rhythmically with both hands, and shouting excitedly.

"Hurry up, bet," the thin man with a monkey-like cheek was yelling.

"Come on, I'll give you 50 taels."

A loud grunting voice shouted excitedly, Guo Nuan didn't have to guess at all, the bureaucrats around the table bent over the table, who is playing Shuanglu?The voice must be Wang Yan.

His cousin's nephew, the clerk, quickly flattered him, saying that this guy had bad luck that day, and he drank a lot of bad wine from Liu Ergou's tavern, and he was dizzy when he got up. After more than 30 taels, he lost everything, and the most annoying thing was to lose to his cousin's house, which is a bad dice player.

"His grandma's luck really stinks. Maybe it's because Guo Xiaobai, a new official with a face, met an evil star, and the three fires burned all the good luck in the past."

The clerk hiccupped and cursed severely, so he could only yell and watch everyone gamble.

Expecting that at the end of the month, the account of material consumption of the bow and crossbow shop would pass through his hands, thinking about keeping some water from his old uncle, otherwise, next month, the three children and one woman in the family would drink the northwest wind. ． ．

But now the most important thing is that the money I got went into my cousin’s pocket, please be nice to me, maybe I’ll be a bitch and pretend to be pitiful. After being kicked like that, maybe he thought it was because of his deceased tuberculosis father, maybe he could get back the money he lost from the bet.

"Oh, Uncle Wang, you are so generous, the next game will definitely win the highest prize "Manyuanchun"!" The clerk shouted flatteringly.

"Okay, my nephew said it well, so I bet another 40 taels for this auspiciousness." Wang Yan laughed, and then increased his bet.

After a while, Guo Nuan heard Wang Yan yell again: "Oh, bad luck, it's all gone!"

As soon as the cup was opened, everyone shouted, some were happy and some cried, and the money was transferred from one pocket to another.

"Stinky boy, I put honey on my mouth and bewitched your uncle for a while and got carried away. The day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, all the money he won for nothing is gone."

Wang Yan was short of breath for a moment, his face flushed, and he bent over to take off his high-bang cowhide boots, about to slap his cousin's nephew's face.

"Oh my god, uncle, don't hit me, I'm your cousin's son."

Seeing his uncle's ferocious appearance, the clerk knew that the fate would be dire, so he rushed out of the door with his head in his arms.Everyone burst into laughter, there was no time to save the fight between the uncle and nephew, two people were missing, and the guy chatting next to him immediately made up for the gamble, and then they continued to play.

Guo Nuan was beyond angry, when the clerk was about to run around with his head in his arms, he bumped into Guo Nuan who was standing outside the door with his foot lifted, Guo Nuan quickly raised his foot with a "bang".

At this moment, the sour scholar clerk couldn't figure out what was going on, so he immediately fell to the ground with all four corners in the air, spit out a puddle of vomit, and woke up halfway from the drunkenness. When he looked up, he almost fell limp on the ground. Guo Nuan, the military supervisor, and his grandma had been watching coldly from outside the door. As for Wang Yan, who rushed to the door with shoe uppers behind his back, he held up his boots and was stunned for a moment.

"Stop the whole fucking thing..."

"Bang Dang", the roar could be heard clearly, and the thirty or so people in the room froze all of a sudden. As for the old man who shook the dice, it was his turn to sit in the manor this time, and the old man got excited With a shake of his hand, the dice cup was almost broken when he lost his grip, but he immediately put it down when he heard the officer yelling angrily, not daring to open the cup again.

"You, you, the two of you carried this drunk out and threw him into the lotus pond in the Lingxiao Palace next door, and cleaned it up well."

Suppressing the disgusting smell that filled the room, Guo Nuan waved his hands sullenly to the two submissive guys to work, and the clerk was immediately carried out the door like a dead dog.

Seeing that the atmosphere had eased a bit, Yasi joined the crowd and secretly turned his back to the door and lifted the lid of the cup on the table. The annoyed man was so angry that he almost fainted and fainted, and even shook out six same-color muddy cups with the same number. Hua, when his grandma's noble points were shaken out and interrupted, it was all in vain.

"Then who, you're a cousin, it's a mistake to drink, so don't use it tomorrow."

Guo Nuan took a deep breath to calm down his anger, and lowered his voice to order Wang Yan, who lowered his eyebrows and bowed his head to pretend to be his grandson.

Guo Nuan turned around and was about to leave, but then said: "Also, from tomorrow onwards, if the military inspector finds a dice, you don't have to do anything, just pack up and go home."

Undoubtedly, this sentence is more powerful, and everyone fawns and nods in agreement, and even pats their chests in assurance.

Walking out of the Arms Supervision Office with suppressed anger, Guo Nuan summoned Ah Fu to ride his horse and drive back to the Princess Mansion.Guo Nuan shook her head and sighed again and again, as expected, dogs can't change eating shit.These guys really can't be reformed.

"Ah Fu, I want you to return Wang Yan's present at Shengping. How is it going?"

Guo Nuan poked her head out and asked Ah Fu who was driving.

"Master, according to your instructions, Ah Fu went to the Western Region Jade Store early yesterday to buy a batch of the latest Arabian jewelry, and exchanged some of the dirty goods with the princess."

Ah Fu swung his whip and drove through Osaka Lane, heading straight for the city gate. He continued with a look of embarrassment on his face: "The princess didn't ask why the jewelry was returned, she delivered most of the jewelry to Ah Fu, but she said that as for the other ten All the incoming ornaments were distributed to the sisters in the palace, if all the gifts sent out were recovered, it would be embarrassing and would inevitably offend others."

Guo Nuan nodded helplessly and replied: "Well, you don't dare to say that those jewelry are stolen goods. I'm afraid that the princess will be angry with her son-in-law for being a dishonest official, so she has been procrastinating to get nothing done."

The master and servant were silent for a while, this matter was extremely distressing, and Guo Nuan couldn't think of a way.