The bad emperor of Tang Dynasty

Ever since the kite turned over and got into the bushes, Guo Nuan's butt was almost scrapped. Ah Fu pulled out 32 burrs in one morning. Every time a burr was pulled out, Guo Nuan burst into wailing in the depths of the yard. It spread throughout the princess mansion.

On the afternoon of the second day after visiting the apricot garden, Guo Nuan felt that Princess Shengping seemed a little weird, so she even sent a maid named Xi'er to comfort him. Xi'er said that the princess heard that he was injured yesterday and wanted to take care of him. , if necessary, the imperial doctor in the mansion can be on call.

"Hey, this high-ranking princess, who usually doesn't even look straight, has changed her sex today."

When Xi'er walked out of the courtyard after saying goodbye, Guo Nuan yelled at Ah Fu, who had glowing eyes, looking at the swaying figure.

"The ghost knows what kind of thoughts the princess has in her belly. In short, just don't mess with us."

At this time, Ah Fu was looking at a pile of high-mountain gifts with a bright and happy face, and was busy yelling at the strong man Luo Yuan to carry them inside and outside the house.

"Wow, post, post, Persian ruby, fifteen pieces of turquoise, three taels of thousand-year-old ginseng from Korea, eight catties of spices from Tianzhu..." Ah Fu exploded every time he opened a package of gift boxes wrapped in red paper. There was a burst of surprise.

"Hey, there's more, there's more, five bolts of Jianghuai gold thread silk, seven bags of Taiyuan tea..." Luo Yuan's face was also clean at this time, and his eyes were shining like a high-power light bulb.

"Hey, brother Luo, pay attention to your image, look at the line of saliva at the corner of your mouth, it's almost dripping to the ground."

Guo Nuan heard that the two guys were suffering from madness, so she couldn't help being aroused by curiosity, and rushed to the gift hill with a stride.

"Damn, what is this, a dozen Langhao brushes? A roll of rice paper? A bundle of hole flutes?"

Guo Nuan casually opened the gift seal, and took out a handful of brushes, rice paper, and a flute?

"What does this mean?" Guo Nuan was a little puzzled.

"Wow, here's another letter, maybe it's a love letter from the princess to the young master."

Luo Yuan seemed to have discovered a new continent, and found a letter in the hill.

"Here, take a look." Guo Nuan heard it, looked up, and took it.

"Tch, Brother Dang is Monkey King Monkey King, it's unrealistic."

Guo Nuan hurriedly glanced at the letter paper, crumpled it into a ball and threw it away, and immediately the paper ball rolled into a corner of the hall, and he continued to count the gifts.

As for Ah Fu and Luo Yuan, they didn't pay much attention to Guo Nuan's reaction. They were busy opening the gift box and didn't have time to ask about the contents of the letter.

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"Quack, it's really developed now."

After counting for half an hour, Guo Nuan and the three of them were so tired that they collapsed on the floor.

"Master, you said that Princess Shengping suddenly treated you so well this time. Is there some ulterior conspiracy? As the saying goes, you can eat people's mouths and take people's hands..."

Ah Fu raised his bright eyes to look at Guo Nuan who was giggling.

"Never mind her, if you want money, her husband doesn't have a son, if you want someone, he's still a virgin, if you want to go to bed and have a baby, hurry up while you're interested, don't wait until the deadline, and the concubine will come here occasionally in a month Once or twice when I was an uncle... Barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes, what kind of tricks does she want to play, your young master is very bachelor, even if she is a Bodhisattva mother, she can do nothing to my old grandson."

Guo Nuan curled her lips disapprovingly, and whispered in her heart: "Brother is indeed a virgin, a virgin from the Tang Dynasty."

"Hey, brother Guo, what you said is really rough, manly, really exciting. Brother Luo likes...girls, no matter how pure they look, they are just like the prostitutes in the hook bars of the brothel in Xishi. It’s comfortable, maybe next time I’ll pay you for whoring.”

"Uncle? Bodhisattva? Old grandson? Aren't the clay statues of Bodhisattvas enshrined in Buddhist temples masculine? Isn't your surname Guo?" Ah Fu was a little delirious, and the child directly ignored Luo Yuan's nasty remarks that were not suitable for children.

"One is the woman who supported Xuanzang, and the other is his apprentice." Guo Nuan was too lazy to explain anymore.

"The Great Master Xuanzang during the Zhenguan period was not a monk, why did he hook up with a woman. I have never heard that he has an apprentice of Lao Sun, but there is a high-ranking apprentice named Bianji."

"Hey, I know, when I was a guard in the palace, I often heard the old eunuchs tell the unofficial secrets of court history handed down by eunuchs."

Luo Yuan recently followed Guo Nuan, and it seems that his mind has become more active. He has always been honest and pure, and his pure heart has been polluted by Guo Nuan, a big source of poison.

"What romantic secrets?" Guo Nuan, who was lying on her stomach, her wretched eyes lit up, she moved to Luo Yuan on the other side of the floor, and asked gossipingly.

"One of Tang Xuanzong's daughters, Princess Gaoyang, secretly had an old story of adultery with monks."

Luo Yuan was chattering, and the tone of his voice suddenly increased by an octave, which could be heard even outside the courtyard wall.Guo Nuan secretly sighed, it seems that Brother Luo has no potential for gossip, and he doesn't even pay attention to controlling the volume of gossip when he talks about such gossip, so that there is no mystery at all.

Luo Yuan paused for a moment, winked at Guo Nuan mysteriously, and purposely put it off: "Guess what."

"Oh, I've been discovered..." Guo Nuan was about to speak up to make a guess, but Luo Yuan uncooperatively opened his mouth, and directly grabbed Guo Nuan's white:

"Every time Gao Yang was having fun with Monk Bianji in the princess boudoir, dammit, that useless son-in-law Fang Yiai, uh... the son of Fang Xuanling, the founding hero of the Tang Dynasty, he was like a watchdog, Take the initiative to look at the gate for them, the dog and man."

"Bah, bah, I despise that Fang's wife. I thought that my son-in-law, the young master, was the most aggrieved son-in-law in the world, who has never been seen before and who will never come again. I didn't expect there to be such a shameful and incompetent Fang eldest son-in-law. As a I am really ashamed of my fellow young master." Guo Nuan looked sad.

But soon, at the end, Guo Nuan immediately shifted his attention, and typed more jokes about the unofficial history of the court with a wretched face.

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The gifts were quickly arranged. Guo Nuan distributed a piece of silk, a bag of tea, and two green rubies to each of them.

As for the writing brush, rice paper, and Korean ginseng, they were all given to Pu Shangxuan who was studying hard in the study. Guo Nuan was really impressed by Pu Shangxuan's hard work. Guo Nuan bought him a high-end writing brush, which was not fake. It was the brushes that Pu Shangxuan used up seven of them.

The three pens lost their hair, the two pens were bitten off due to too much concentration and thinking, and the last two were used by Park Shangxuan to scratch itching. I heard that Guo Nuan had been drinking too much soup recently. , the skin is a little allergic.

Guo Nuan quickly packed up the remaining miscellaneous gifts, and directly called Ah Fu to load them into the carriage.

"Come on, let's go into the city and sell all these impractical high-end goods in Dongshi. We need to raise a big man, and the four elders have to spend money on eating, drinking, and sleeping. It's not easy for me to be in charge, young master. The way to be king is to nestle white money in your bosom...

"Young master, this is a special offering from the palace. Only the royal family has it. Generally, you may not be able to buy it if you want to buy it in the market. It's all sold. Wouldn't it be a pity?"

"It doesn't matter what the palace offers or other gifts, as long as they are not silver or gold hard currency, they can be left alone. After a long time, after the expiration date, chalcedony will deteriorate after a thousand years. It's all a lie."

Holding a long whip in his hand, he flicked it smartly, and with a snap, Guo Nuan stood in the driver's seat of the carriage and shouted, "Drive! Let's go." The carriage drove straight to the gate of Chang'an City.