The bad emperor of Tang Dynasty

Concubine Dugu and her daughter Princess Lingxian visited the Guo Mansion the day before yesterday, and Guo Yan was wondering why the two mothers and sons came to the mansion in person.

As the saying goes, if you have nothing to do, go to the Three Treasures Hall. After Guo Muwang sent the imperial concubine, mother and son, and finished dinner, she recruited Guo Yan into the wing with a sad face afterwards, and then quietly told Guo Yan that Dugu came. He came here on behalf of the emperor's generation, and the so-called matter was to return to the princess mansion for Guo Yan's son-in-law.

It is worth sending away the troublesome princess Lingxian. Guo Yan is hiding in a dark corner, secretly wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, thankful that he has coaxed away his former infatuated lover, and is about to breathe a sigh of relief. Unexpectedly, he will enter again. The Tiger's Mouth of Princess Shengping's Mansion.

Guo Yan had no choice but to meet people who were not good, so he wished to die, but he happened to cross over to the body of the unlucky concubine of the Tang Dynasty.

It's a blessing, not a curse, and it's a disaster that can't be avoided.Although relying on his status as a son-in-law, he can't run away. Let Guo Yan die again and travel back to [-].

Forgive me, Xi Wei, early in the morning, at the entrance of the Zhumen Shishi Mansion of Guo Mansion, hundreds of people gathered together, dressed in fresh clothes and angry horses, it was extremely grand.

"Mother, I will bid you farewell. Don't worry about it. On the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year, my child will return home to greet you. Take care!" At this time, Guo Yan was dressed in elegant long-breasted white clothes, and his demeanor was indeed elegant and elegant. When he was boarding the horse-drawn carriage, he waved farewell to Mother Guo, all the servants, handymen, maidservants, and nurses standing behind him.

However, as soon as Mr. Guo got into the car, even if he showed frivolous and casual behavior, it immediately destroyed the aristocratic temperament of the official family.

Before leaving, Guo Yan lifted the curtains of the carriage, his head popped out, and the people in the Guo Mansion gradually moved away. Their cheeks twitched, their muscles twitched, their exaggerated expressions, coupled with their vivid acting skills, were comparable to those of the people who have been in Hollywood for more than [-] years. Old drama.

At that time, the son forced out two lines of clear tears, which greatly affected his mother, Wang, who couldn't help but shed tears for a moment, called Ai'er by his nickname, and led a large number of family members to follow Guo Ai step by step. The carriage was half a street away, and Fang could not bear to leave.

"Haha, I don't know who the hell is that Princess Shengping, who made this young master commit suicide eight times a year. I'm really looking forward to it."

Just as Guo Yan retracted his head into the carriage, his expression of sadness at leaving home suddenly changed into a bright smile, with a relaxed and relaxed expression, and his legs crossed.

"Master, your mood change has become too fast." The book boy A Fu who was sitting in the compartment couldn't help complaining at this moment when he saw the master's hypocritical performance.

"Hey, young master, this is called Ji Niao Lian Jiu Lin, Chi Yu Si Yuan Yuan, the outside world is so big, staying in the Guo Mansion all day, being controlled by the old mother, how unhappy, now I have a chance, isn't it Let the sea, the sky, and the sky be free."

At this time, Guo Yan was excited for a while, and danced in the narrow carriage, then lifted the curtain of the carriage door, and shouted to the driver, "Uncle, please hurry up and go straight to Princess Shengping's mansion."

Ah Fu lowered his head and packed his luggage, and muttered in a low voice: "What's so good about going back to the Princess Mansion, it's not as good as my own Wang Mansion, I would rather sleep in the Wang Mansion's stables, woodsheds, and the treatment is better than there..."

However, the muttering of the book boy was precisely Guo Yan who was in a high mood, but he didn't hear it. He straightened the slightly messy temple hair in his ears for a while, and adjusted the gorgeous silk clothes for a while.He looked like he couldn't stay idle.

In a daze, Guo Ai sat in the bumpy carriage and fell asleep for about half an hour. After a jolt, he woke up suddenly and turned his head. At this moment, A Fu was holding a thread-bound booklet by the side of the seat. , holding a small rabbit-shoulder Zihao pen in his hand, concentrating on taking notes in the accounting room.

"Ah Fu, how far are we from the princess mansion? Why has the car traveled for so long and still hasn't arrived?" Guo Yan pushed Ah Fu's shoulder and asked anxiously.

"It's still early. Fenyang Prince's Mansion is in the northwest corner of Qinchengfang in Chang'an City, while Shengping's Princess Mansion is in Xiban Lane to the east. It's far away, at least thirty miles away."

A Fu slowly wrote a red line annotation on the account book with a vermilion pen. Hearing this, he raised his head and replied.

"How far is it?" Guo Yan was uncomfortable with the violent turbulence and turbulence of the carriage. The unsteady ride made Guo Yan miss his previous life.

In the bustling urban area, he is used to driving a Toyota sedan at a speed of [-] mph. In order to rush to work, running a red light is a common occurrence. Comfortable, very unaccustomed to Guo Yan, a pampered modern man.

"Well, now we have just passed Xihuamen Street, turned left into Beiniushi Lane, passed Erdao Lane, boarded the Baiweifang Stone Bridge, climbed up the [-]th turn slope, and started from the east entrance of Liangfu Street, Liang Guogong. Follow the arrow path in the south to the west wall, turn southwest and go to the east gate in Bajiafang, and then... there are two miles to go."

A Fu talked about the streets and alleys of Chang'an one by one, which made Guo Yan's journey completely speechless, complicated and long, and at the same time, he admired his amazing ability of dictation.

Guo Yan's face twitched, he closed his mouth and stopped asking, and ventriloquism was unavoidable in his stomach for a while, and he sighed secretly, Ah Fu is almost as good as the GPS navigator invented in his previous life, he is indeed a talent.

After bumps and bumps, the carriage stopped immediately with the yell of the coachman outside the curtains.Guo Yan hurriedly opened the curtain, jumped out of the carriage first, glanced around, and took a closer look, and found that he had come to the gate of a quiet high-walled mansion in the suburbs.

The environment is quiet, surrounded by locust trees, cypresses, pines and bamboos, which are lush and shaded.

The house is reasonably blended with Fengshui, that is, it is quiet and elegant, but also majestic, with a faint air of dragon and tiger entrenched. The high-hanging plaque in front of the mansion is engraved with "Princess Shengping Mansion" in gilt regular script.

When the destination arrived, Guo Yan looked around for a moment, and praised him. In his previous life, he had studied the Book of Changes and metaphysics in order to please a certain boss. He also knew a thing or two about the harmony of yin and yang.

At this time, at the gate of the mansion, a boy servant with long hair was holding a broom, lowering his head and diligently cleaning up the fallen branches and leaves in front of the gate in the cold winter. He saw a beautifully decorated carriage stopping at the gate of the mansion, and he stood there watching curiously. The boy immediately threw down the sweeper and was about to rush into the mansion. Before the thick and rich door closed with a bang as expected, Guo Nuan moved in an instant and stretched out his arms to block the little boy.

"This servant has just been recruited into the princess mansion. Why is the master so rude when he returns home?"

Guo Yan was a little displeased with the young boy's rude behavior, he completely ignored the boy's contemptuous eyes, and pretended to be a ruffian Guo Nuan to communicate with Ah Fu.

"He is so virtuous, and he usually looks down on you and me, young master. He is half a year older than me, and he still picked on Ah Fu a year ago, and threatened me in private, asking me to finish his laziness in carrying water. Of course I don't accept chores, but the theory doesn't make sense, so I had a fight with him."

Ah Fu and Guo Nuan, a master and a servant, sang and played the double reed, the angry boy rolled his eyes, but he never thought that the always weak son-in-law would jump off the building and survive.

"Let me go, I'm eunuch Huo's nephew, be careful, don't really think you're the son-in-law, no one in the princess mansion thinks you're the son-in-law, you softie."

The little boy gave Guo Nuan a vicious look, and the words he threw made Guo Nuan angry.

These words made Ah Fu a little dissatisfied. I didn't expect him to be so arrogant. I didn't know that his young master had a "strong" mentality.

"These two sons of a bitch are lame sons from a poor family in the neighboring village. They are as virtuous as his father. They are lazy, good at flattering government orders, and those who are in charge of the accountant. Relying on the relationship with the eunuchs in the princess's mansion. Eunuch Huo, the official, is a distant relative, and he often bullies the servants in the mansion who are younger than him."

"He really bullied you, Ah Fu?" Guo Nuan turned her head and asked.

"Yes, young master, you forgot, this tooth is almost disfigured." Ah Fu opened his mouth, pointing at the missing tooth, and answered Lufeng.

"Crack! Crack!"

"Boy, it's impolite, I'll slap you, hit my bookboy, slap you." Guo Nuan gave the young man two slaps.

Ah Fu heard the words, curled his lips, and gave a mouthful of foamy saliva to the nicknamed Ergoudanzi, and said angrily, it seems that Ah Fu, who has always been honest and kind, is also dissatisfied. He's a bad boy, he should be trained.

"Apologize to my book boy."

"Wow, you're bullying. I'll go and tell my cousin." The little servant didn't expect Guo Nuan to become hardened today, and even gave him a slap. He was so frightened that he ran into the mansion crying and screaming.

Guo Yan didn't expect that the servants in the mansion winked before she entered the princess mansion. According to this kind of treatment, Guo Ai faintly felt that the life of his son-in-law would not be very optimistic in the future, and he had to take care of himself. The wicked come first, or they will be bullied.

Even though it is such speculation, one can't wait blindly at the door. Seeing that the two dogs entered the mansion half a quarter of an hour later, the vermilion door didn't open again. The people in the mansion should also know that the son-in-law is coming, but there is no movement , Guo Nuan shook his head, it seems that the son-in-law had no choice but to knock on the door himself.

"Let's go, the young master is going back to the mansion today, put on a good show, the place that the two of you lost in the princess mansion before, you will slowly find it all in the future!"

Guo Yan glanced at Ah Fu who was beside him, who was indulging in the past and looked depressed, so he couldn't help but raise his voice by an octave to comfort his book boy.

After finishing speaking, Guo Yan swaggered up the steps of the Princess Mansion, and solemnly knocked on the door of the mansion.After waiting for a while, there was a creaking sound, and a crack in the vermilion gate slowly appeared, revealing half of an old face like the wrinkled bark of an old tree.

Immediately, the old man who looked like a housekeeper looked at Guo Yan with cloudy eyes, as if he had thought for a long time, and then he smacked his mouth, revealing a row of uneven yellow teeth, and smiled meaningfully , the old voice resounded faintly:

"Forgive me for my old slave's dim eyesight, it turned out that the son-in-law returned home."

The old man's chicken claw-like hand suddenly reached out to Guo Ai, grabbed his sleeve, and carried him into the mansion like catching a chicken. Guo Ai was unprepared, and the half-foot-high threshold suddenly bumped into him, almost tripping him. Damn, I almost had a dog eat shit.

"Shh, don't make a sound. The princess is sleeping in the boudoir, and she hasn't gotten up to wash up yet. Forgive me, we will enter the mansion quietly. The mansion welcomes the son-in-law back to the mansion with pomp and pomp. Those vain rituals are too vulgar, so let's skip it."

Just as Guo Yan was about to scold his mother and complain about the old man's sudden attack, he expected that this old guy would lift his 140-jin body lightly and practice his family skills a few times.

Guo Yan, a frail scholar with no strength to restrain a chicken, can't do him a favor. The fat around his waist is almost pinching out grease. The father-in-law is still smiling and doesn't feel any pain at all. Ah Fu, who was carrying a large and small bag behind him, waved his hand, signaling him to follow into the mansion.

Feelings are to give oneself a blow, and it is not difficult for Guo Yan to understand the cruelty of the old man's move.

No revenge is not a gentleman, a gentleman has revenge for ten years, Guo Yan cursed this old eunuch who has no eggs in his crotch and fucks a sissy, then adjusted his red face and faced the old eunuch Hey and hey smiles, the two forced their smiles to be very forced, and their expressions revealed weirdness, in short, each had their own ulterior motives.

Perhaps Ah Fu had experienced the strength of this gloomy smiling old man before, with a very reserved expression, and he cowered when he passed by the old man.

Then Ah Fu casually said to the old eunuch behind him: "Eunuch Huang, be well."

After finishing speaking, Ah Fu bowed his head and slid into the mansion door, closely following Master Guo Yan's ass, not even daring to breathe.

"Hey, Ah Fu boy, I have lived in Fenyang Prince's Mansion for half a month, and my face is tender and supple. I have lived a good life there. Now that I am back, I have time to sit in the Zajia's room. The Zajia will practice for you when I have time. Bones."

Just as Ah Fu followed Guo Yan into the courtyard, the old eunuch named Huang Eunuch behind him teased lightly ten steps away, his tone was yin and yang. trembling.

Grandma, doesn't this old guy have a habit of breaking sleeves?Guo Yan once again despised Eunuch Huang for a while.

Slowing down, Ah Fu, who turned his head and buried himself in the back, asked nervously:

"Ah Fu, isn't Eunuch Huang a duck?"

"What? What's a duck?"

Ah Fu was walking with his head down, distracted, and almost bumped into Guo Yan in front of him without paying attention. Then he raised his head and asked inexplicably with bright innocent eyes.

"Ahem, this duck is the tortoise who specializes in picking up customers like Goulan in a brothel. Maybe it's not just a duck, maybe he also has a pervert like a pedophile."

Guo Ai coughed twice in embarrassment, then stopped in his tracks, and turned around to give a lesson to the ignorant Ah Fu.

"What! He's an eunuch, there's no such thing in his crotch?"

Ah Fu's face turned red when he heard the words, and he hurriedly poohed a few times.

In a moment of desperation, Ah Fu's voice was raised a little bit, and it resounded through half of the courtyard. It happened that a few maidservants passed by him. Little girls are inevitably thin-skinned. Seeing being bumped into by Guo Yan and the two of them, they panicked and covered their faces with handkerchiefs, and quickly took a detour and fled away.

"No, no, it's just that when I first came to the princess mansion, Eunuch Huang suddenly became mysterious to me one day. He watched me secretly behind my back for half a month. At first, I thought he had some bad intentions for me, God. Ah, I was always looked at by his strange and ambiguous eyes, not to mention how difficult those days were, I am a virgin, and there is a child bride who has never been married at home, in case... I'm sorry, Liezhu Liezong."

Ah Fu babbled a lot, but he didn't get to the point.Guo Yan got a little impatient and cut straight to the subject:

"So what's going on, what did he just say?"

"He said privately that he saw that I was born with wonderful bones, and wanted to accept me as an apprentice and teach me some internal boxing techniques, like Baguazhang... just pay a one-time apprenticeship fee of 50 taels of silver..."

Ah Fu was dissatisfied with his complaints and continued: "50 taels, isn't that the salary I get for a year's work, my father still expects this money to hold a wedding banquet when I marry a wife, I'm not that stupid..."