The bad emperor of Tang Dynasty

It has been just two days since the incident of selling one's body to bury his father, and everything in life is still peaceful, but Guo Nan is occasionally a little bored and has nothing to do.The son of a rich family has no worries about food and drink, and he has not yet worked. This makes him a little uncomfortable who is used to the modern fast-paced life.

To pass the time, he played Tai Chi in the courtyard every morning. The slow kung fu movements and Master Guo's weird kung fu performance attracted many private guards from the palace to watch and stop.

Occasionally, he went to the kitchen to chat with the Dashi missionary. This forty-year-old Arab uncle spoke a half-baked Central Plains dialect, and with gestures, Guo Nan could still communicate with him.

Guo Nan likes to discuss the cultural geography of the Middle East with him, but the uncle prefers to promote the Islamic teachings of his hometown, and he always says: ah, Allah, ah, the god of Aladdin and so on.Dashi Chef’s name is too long. Fortunately, Guo Nan has a good memory and knows that his full name is “Muhammad-Ben-Anlawa-Bin-Abdul-Kayser Rahi”.

Every time he met the missionary cook in the house early in the morning, Guo Nan would warmly greet him and say:

"Muhammad-Ben-Anlawa-Ben-Abdul-Kayser Rahi...@#￥*%" Guo Nan just wanted to say the second half of the sentence, "Good morning" but he was already ten meters away. From then on, Guo Nan referred to him as "Uncle Mu" for short.

One more thing, when Guo Nan found out that he married a princess, the emperor even granted him the official position of "Captain Consort", at first Guo Nan was secretly delighted.

Does this have a fight with the governors of later generations?Unexpectedly, Ah Fu replied lightly: "

Young master, the premise is that there are a few words added to this title-the third-rank inspector is just a false title, and the imperial court does not pay salaries, and there is no "work unit" as you often say to go to work. "

It turns out that the Prosecutor is an honorary title and has no real power!Hearing this, Guo Nan's heart turned cold. It turned out that the son-in-law was only "married" to the princess and was responsible for planting seeds and having children.

Ah Fu, the master book boy and servant, saw his master's dejected appearance, staggered from the study for a while, holding a dusty handwritten thread-bound ancient book, which was as thick as a brick, and looked it up for half an hour solemnly, then carried it Guo Nan, who was looking up at the sky at a [-]° angle, struck again:

"Young master, since the founding of the Tang Dynasty, it has been more than 140 years. If Ah Fu is not mistaken, there have been 93 concubines born in the Tang Dynasty, and you are the No. 90 four. No one who can be the prime minister has yet appeared. Can do it The son-in-law of Jiuqing level..." Ah Fu slapped his hands and shook:

"No more than five people, the rest of the son-in-law has no official position in his life, and they all stayed at home with the princess to support the elderly..."

So there is no need to explain, Guo Nan understands.There is no nepotism to say that there is no nepotism in love with the emperor's marriage. If you want to be an official, you have to rely on your own skills.

However, Guo Nan is not the kind of person who likes to rely on relationships to gain a seat through the back door, so after a little hope, he returns to reality.

At any rate, they are talents who have graduated from colleges and universities in the 21st century. Although college students in that era were worthless and cost the same as cabbage, they were at least a rare commodity in the Tang Dynasty. After a while, Guo Nan became free and easy.

After immersing himself in Ah Q's self-entertaining spirit and obsessing over the method of victory for a long time, Guo Nan remembered that he hadn't read the books well in the Tang Dynasty. Slipped into the library and began to study behind closed doors.

In the previous life, when he first joined the world's top [-] foreign companies, Guo Nan was sent to the Hong Kong head office for two years for further studies because of his outstanding performance and being valued by his boss.

Guo Nan was originally studious. During the two years in Hong Kong, he not only interacted with foreigners frequently, improved his fluent English, but also learned to read and write traditional Chinese characters.

In Hong Kong, the immediate boss in charge of Guo Nan is an authentic Hong Kong person who is used to reading and writing traditional characters.Guo Nan will inevitably have to hand in work documents, copywriting planning and the like.

It was the first time to hand in the report. The old maid boss who was in menopause only looked at the document coldly at his desk, then raised his eyes and said indifferently:

"Can you write traditiaonal Chinese? Don't let me say one more time"

Feelings This English-speaking pretentious old woman can't understand simplified Chinese, maybe she can't speak Mandarin, she can only speak Cantonese.Fortunately, she didn't ask for English, Guo Nan was a little thankful.

So it took a month to learn to write [-] traditional characters. This benefited from the fact that my father, who was the principal of a primary school since childhood, was forced to practice Song-style brush calligraphy every day, and he still had some basic knowledge of traditional characters.

Forgot to mention, Guo Nan's father likes to write Song style calligraphy, especially Yan Zhenqing's Yan style, and won the provincial gold medal for calligraphy.

Naturally, a famous teacher produces a talented student.Therefore, reading traditional ancient books and writing brush characters is a piece of cake for Guo Nan.

"Young Master, Young Master, Madam, please wait in the hall, there is a distinguished guest coming soon." A maidservant's clear and melodious call came from outside the carved window.

Seven feet after the day passed, Guo Nan was drowsy in Zangshu Pavilion, and the spiders walked on top of Guo Nan's head, measuring the length, height and width of his head, intending to build a web here to make a home.

"Uh, it's Sister Lan. Is my mother looking for Master Ben? Okay, come right away."

Guo Nan stretched in the pile of books, yawned, stood up, the book hanging on his body fell down with a clatter, and stepped out of the threshold leisurely.

Going through the back garden, bypassing the alleys, and passing the side hall, Guo Nan admired the spaciousness of the palace, rockery and flowing water, high pavilions and big houses. The area is as large as a university campus, with thousands of acres at every turn.

"Hello, young master." Passing by the lakeside of Yiyuanting, the beautiful woman watering calla lotus flowers looked back and smiled. Guo Nan waved to her like a spring breeze.I happened to have some flirting in the garden yesterday, and Guo Nan and the flower maid got to know each other quite well.

"Xi'er, pay attention to your body, you have been haggard for the past few days. You make the young master very distressed."

He smiled frivolously, and before the flower watering maid could react, Mr. Guo, the apprentice, disappeared in a flash.

"Master, what are you calling the child to come here?" Entering the hall, Guo Nanchao bowed to Mrs. Wang who was busy dressing in the side room. , Sitting on the dressing table with her back turned, she nodded with a smile as a response.

Hurrying to see the old mother at home, he left in a hurry, Guo Nan spent half an hour, and the servants and maids in the house were already busy, serving snacks, cleaning, setting up the table... There was no one in the living room, Guo Nan was lucky, secretly said , it seems that the distinguished guests are still in the future, and the preparations are quite strong.

His heart skipped a beat. It could be that the cheap father-in-law came. Guo Nan couldn't help but feel nervous. To be honest, Guo Nan was the first modern person to see the ancient emperor, so he would inevitably be nervous.

What does the ninety-five supreme emperor look like?Just thinking about it, the powerful aura of the emperor rushed to his face from thousands of miles away. Guo Nan couldn't imagine it.It's very possible anyway.

Just as he was secretly speculating, the servant led the way ahead, and a group of people had already ushered in. The long skirts of the maids on the left and right sides dragged the floor, the stars arched the moon, and the guards in purple and black clothes with knives accompanied them and walked slowly forward. The red gauze skirt, with a dignified appearance, can be said to be as graceful as a queen, honoring Yao Qiuju, and has an extremely compelling temperament.

Well?Not the emperor, so who is this beautiful woman?Guo Nan wondered.

"My concubine, Mrs. Wang, bring your son to meet the noble concubine." Mrs. Wang pulled Guo Nan to the front of the woman, and was deeply blessed.

"Hehe, we are all one family, Mrs. Wang doesn't need to be polite, please get up, Mrs. Huguo." The imperial concubine smiled and helped Mrs. Wang up.

At this time, a young woman stood next to the imperial concubine, dressed in emerald green smoke, with pleated pleats and scattered flowers, her muscles were as blue as blue, and her eyes were as watery as spring. Guo Yan looked up, The woman was secretly watching herself with a smile.

At this time, Guo Nuan was stared at by those graceful eyes, her heart was struck like lightning, and her atrium twitched rapidly. In an instant, Guo Nuan felt that her second spring had come again.

There is adultery!There must be adultery!Big adultery!Guo Nan shouted excitedly in his heart very gossip at this time.It must be the old friend of Guo Yan, who was a good friend before his death. At this moment, he came to a conclusion very arbitrarily.

Judging from the experience of seeing countless girls during his lifetime, fascinated thousands of girls, roaming freely among thousands of flowers, but not a single leaf touched his body, resisted the temptation and guarded himself like a jade for 27 years, and returned his wife as a child at the wedding night in the bridal chamber. Guo Nan was very sure that this woman must have had an affair with Guo Yan. In Guo Nan's mind, he was shamelessly making up waves.

Weirdly, Princess Shengping, who had never met before, popped up in Guo Nan's mind. Hey, he sighed in his heart, and now he is a substitute son-in-law—Guo Nan is also considered a married man, so he dare not continue to think about it.

Well, although he likes beautiful women very much, he should ignore them and not be seduced by them. Guo Nan pretended to be serious, continued to keep his eyes fixed, and exaggeratedly turned his head aside.

Unexpectedly, his gaze was directly outside the courtyard wall, and he was completely speechless immediately. ． ．At the end of winter and early spring, the spring scene of "a branch of red apricot coming out of the wall" is being staged on the wall stack, lingering in the eyes and lingering.

After exchanging greetings in the aisle for a while, the group was led into the living room by Mrs. Wang, and the imperial concubine's entourage was arranged in other rooms.

At some point, he spotted Ah Fu who was not far away, busy in the outer courtyard, and was carrying a bundle of fodder to feed the horses. Guo Nan was overjoyed immediately.

One must know that this group of visitors does not know each other, he is just a stand-in son-in-law, in order to avoid making jokes, first find someone to inquire about the information in private, the most suitable candidate is the personal book boy Ah Fu.Guo Nan, who had found his savior, jumped and ran over...

"Cough cough, Ah Fu, the young master jumped the tower that time, he broke his brain, sometimes he becomes forgetful, look, now he fell ill again... Who was that noble concubine just now, uh... Is it my mother-in-law?"

Guo Nan lowered his head in embarrassment, rubbing his palms back and forth, asking Ah Fu about the situation.

"This bastard, how many times have I said it? He loves to show his feet." At this time, Ah Fu turned his back to Guo Nan and was concentrating on feeding the horse by the stable. The horse cursed casually.

At this time, the horse was frantically pulling out a leg that was hanging in the air, neighing endlessly.Ah Fu murmured: "It seems to be stuck overnight, poor baby."

Guo Nan knew that Ah Fu was talking to animals, but he always felt that what he said was weird, and he couldn't help but feel a little depressed.

Ah Fu kicked back the stuck horse's hoof and rescued the stupid horse. Only then did he respond to Guo Nan's question, touched his head in embarrassment, and said with a smile:

"Master, the visitors just now were Concubine Dugu, and her daughter... Ah, Princess Lingxian, do you still remember... what! I don't remember... She is your childhood sweetheart since you were a child. When you were young, the young master often went to the palace to play with you. Princess...mother-in-law? You mean Concubine Dugu? Haha..."

Fortunately, Ah Fu couldn't stop talking and talked about everything. It only took half an hour. Although Guo Nan made a lot of jokes, he still got the origin of the guests from Ah Fu's mouth.

As a modern person, Guo Nan is extremely lacking in the history of the Tang Dynasty, and even the common sense of life makes jokes from time to time.Ah Fu's eloquence made him understand the concept of a noble concubine, and he couldn't help but click his tongue. Although this beautiful woman is not the ninety-five supreme, she is also a very honorable person.

The scale of the imperial palace was large, and the harem expanded accordingly. There were far more than three thousand beauties living there. The number of beauties in the harem of the Tang Dynasty reached an astonishing tens of thousands.

In order to manage the huge harem, a rank system is implemented. The queen is the mother of the country, just like the emperor, and does not need to be included in the rank system, which is no different from the queen.

The first rank includes noble concubine, concubine Shu, concubine De, and concubine Xian; the second rank has nine concubines, such as Zhaoyi, Zhaorong, Zhaoyuan, etc.; the next is Jieyu of the third rank, the beauty of the fourth rank, and the fifth rank There are 81 talented people, six-rank Baolin, seven-rank imperial daughters, and eight-rank colorful girls. The quota is strictly allocated, with a total of [-] people.These were considered the emperor's concubines, while the empress was the official wife.

Daizong died one year before the Anshi Rebellion was settled, and the 36-year-old Crown Prince Li Yu ascended the throne, becoming Daizong.

Daizong was still the king of Guangping since the Anshi Rebellion, and Shen was the princess. Later, due to the war, his whereabouts were unknown. Daizong ascended the throne and named Shen as the queen. However, because Empress Shen disappeared among the people and her life and death are unknown, the person who actually holds power in the harem is the one who came to Guo's mansion today. Concubine Dugu was conferred the title of Empress Zhenyi after her death, this is a later story.

The noble concubine Dugu was not Shengping's biological mother, so she could be regarded as Guo Nuan's mother-in-law in the legal sense.

"Brother Guo, guess who I am."

Just as Guo Nan walked hurriedly to the secluded small courtyard with Xu Bu, he was patted on the shoulder, and then a soft female voice came from behind him.

Hearing this, Guo Nan, who was in deep thought, immediately became clever, and his voice trembled: "Who! Playing tricks, dare to play with me!"

Looking back suddenly, the sky was bright and bright, but there was no one there. The surroundings were quiet, and the shadows of flowers, branches and trees were swaying.

"Damn, hell, I'm so fascinated that I have auditory hallucinations, good luck."

Guo Nan, who was on his way with his head down, muttered in a low voice, patted his beating heart, and said with lingering fear: "My little heart, the congenital heart disease in the previous life can't withstand the fright." Just turning his head forward, He hit the big elm tree by the side of the road with his face, and immediately fell to the ground and lay on his back with all four limbs.

"Be careful? Hehe, Brother Guo, is your name Xian'er? Why are you lying on the ground?"

I don't know when the young woman next to the noble concubine bent down to look at Guo Nan who was facing up to the sky, a pair of pure and beautiful eyes flickered.

"Ahem, it turns out that you are... Princess Lingxian's younger sister. I haven't seen you for a long time. My brother misses you every day."

Guo Nan fell to the ground and lay on his back, with his feet in the air, forgetting to get up for a while.

One was lying on his back and the other was bending over. The beautiful woman's body gradually leaned down and got closer. The distance between the two was less than half a foot, forming an ambiguous posture.

Guo Nan was stunned for a moment, and his pupils shrank sharply. The beauty in his eyes was wearing a silk skirt with a very low neckline, a touch of snow white like jade, well-developed, exquisitely wrapped with unevenness, faintly deep, The delicate and smooth gullies, just like suet, can be seen at a glance... and the refreshing fragrance of virgins reaches the heart, and the invisible fragrance of women's body tickles Guo Nan's heart.

Guo Nan couldn't stand the ambiguous atmosphere any longer. Although he enjoyed it a lot, it was also an unspeakable torment.

"Sins, sins." Guo Nan's cheeks were blushing, and now he was lying on the ground and became a Buddha, reciting the two words silently, and he was able to hold the turbulent Bodhi platform in his chest.

"This girl, she didn't even wear any underwear when she went out, which is causing people to commit crimes. Fortunately, she has good concentration and is a gentleman..." Guo Nan murmured softly in his heart.

As everyone knows, this is a popular open dress in the Tang Dynasty. The Tang Dynasty aristocratic lady's dress with a low neck and open collar has no underwear at all inside, and the breasts are open. There is a saying in Tang poetry: "Pink breasts half cover the dark snow of doubt". Guo Nuan is very ignorant to get along well.

Without waiting for Guo Nan, who was lying on the ground, to continue thinking about it, the spirit fairy who bent down had a sweet smile on his face, which gradually turned into resentment, and suddenly his eyes turned red, glittering and translucent, and then slowly opened his vermilion lips, resentful and angry:

"Brother Guo, recently...Xian'er misses you so much." Before Guo Nan could say anything, the resentful Lingxian rushed him to the ground, and kissed him twice on the cheek...

Wow, Aventure!Guo Yan, this stinky boy, married a wife, why the finishing work of the old world of mortals and old dreams hasn't been cleaned up yet, I want my brother to wipe your ass... But it's really good

Guo Nuan, who was soft and soft on the ground, suddenly burst out an incomparably loud and loud cry from the bottom of his heart: Brother, you have traveled to Datang, how cool! ! !