The bad emperor of Tang Dynasty

"Where's Xiao?" Guo Nuan looked at the woman in front of her, and asked again.

"Uh..." The woman was quick to talk, she thought about attacking Guo Nuan, but suddenly realized an important problem.

The woman subconsciously shook the purple bamboo flute hanging from her right hand.Guo Nuan couldn't help being suspicious, and glared at the woman with eyes as big as cowbells:

"Don't you want me to play the flute for you? Give me the flute."

Guo Nuan seemed to feel that she had used the wrong word, and it was indeed inappropriate to say the word blowpipe to a beautiful young woman.

As soon as he finished speaking halfway, he choked on the edge of his mouth, and in a moment of panic, he touched the back of his head repeatedly in embarrassment.

The woman seemed to make an instant decision, she gritted her white jade broken teeth, cast a fierce look at Guo Nuan with her beautiful eyes, then handed over the bamboo flute, and said with a tense jade face, "Give me... Be careful, Miss Ben, don't get it dirty."

Guo Nuan was still at a loss after hearing the woman's strange words.He sighed in his heart, no matter in modern times or in ancient times, women are like mysterious animals whose moods fluctuate from cloud to cloud, and men will never be able to figure it out.

Guo Nuan no longer speculated too much about the woman's mind, and did not pretend to be polite, and took the bamboo flute.

In fact, she can't be blamed for this, Guo Nuan misunderstood the woman's sudden change of mood.The reason for all this is that the bamboo flute is a woman's personal accessory, and it is played with the lips attached to the mouth of the flute. Some hesitant attitude, but it is reasonable.

Unexpectedly, this black and shiny purple bamboo flute was quite heavy. After Guo Nuan caught it, her palm suddenly sank.Weighed it a few times, and carefully looked at the flute in his palm at close range. Guo Nuan finally had some foundation. Fortunately, he can still play this kind of nine-hole classical flute.

What is in front of me is a nine-hole long flute. Due to the moderate thickness of the pipe wall, the treble is stagnant and the bass is relatively mellow, which is suitable for playing some vast and vigorous tunes.Guo Nuan, as a master wind musician, could hear the Qiang flute frontier military music played by a talented woman just a few syllables.

Arranging his clothes, putting on the appearance of Mr. Binbin, then Shi Shiran turned around slowly, and then raised his head to stare affectionately. After a series of actions, Guo Nuan waited and watched the rolling bamboo forest in the distance like dark waves.

Guo Nuan pretended to be focused, but she had been brewing here for a long time.

With the withered bamboo leaves flying in the air, with a kind of bleak passing away, I felt a surging chest naturally surged in my heart, and the blood of Unicom was a little boiling, Guo Nuan felt that he had entered the state.

Immediately feeling a sense of music, Guo Nuan took a deep breath, stored his confidence in his dantian, held up the bamboo flute, pressed a few sound holes with his fingers, and gently played a few high, medium and low scales.

Immediately, he made a whining sound from the flute, and got used to the timbre of the flute. At this moment, he felt somewhat relieved.

Looking at the void in the distance with a serious face, Guo Nuan suddenly accelerated the rhythm of pressing the hole. Under the gaze of the woman's wide-eyed inconceivable eyes, a song with a strong heavy metal rock music style invaded the small flute. ears.

As if the wind was whistling all over the sky, the woman immediately covered her mouth with both hands subconsciously, her eyes were fixed on Guo Nuan's extremely fast rhythm playing according to the nine-eye flute hole, and she couldn't help murmuring: "Unbelievable."

It's not surprising that the woman has a surprised expression.Weird and astonishing style of music, eclectic, Guo Nuan is really a geek.

Not to mention proficiency in high-bass conversion, what is even more exaggerated is that the man in front of him can also perform four-hole, five-hole ensemble, half-step overlap, accent, slide, and a series of playing skills without any hindrance.

Not only that, the treble is played flat, but the bass is high, this is unheard of in women who have been practicing flute for more than ten years, it is really an unconventional playing technique.

But not only all of these, the flute player also uses the abdominal breathing method, the woman narrowed her eyes slightly.

With her sharp eyes, she observed the subtle details of Guo Nuan's flute playing, which is quite different from the way ordinary people play the flute.The woman couldn't help being suspicious for a while.

Chest resonance, blowing in a powerful and roaring style with an extremely exaggerated bellows, this method is used to blow out the magnificent movement that only chime bells can have. It took Guo Nuan more than ten years of exploration to practice such a technique.

Guo Nuan was no stranger to the woman's astonishing eyes.You must know that bamboo pipes can blow out metallic rock and roll, and most people will think it is a fantasy if they say it. It is normal to have such a surprised look when the situation is happening right in front of them.

At this time, the style of music played by Guo Nuan, if you say that in the Tang Dynasty, which is more than 1000 years away from modern times, the woman in front of you is the first person who can hear this kind of heavy metal music. Created a new style of music in the Tang Dynasty.

The woman who loves wind music, as if she had discovered a treasure at this time, stared at Guo Nuan with more and more dignified eyes, and even her breath became heavy.

In fact, this stunt performed by Guo Nuan can be regarded as a master even in the era of the 21st century.

Without superb blowpipe skills and unique innovation ability, I really couldn't toss out such a rock blowing style, which is also a unique skill that Guo Nuan is proud of.

Guo Nuan couldn't help but feel complacent every time he recalled playing the bamboo flute solo at the university party.

At that time, it was by playing this rock-style bamboo flute. Up to now, Guo Nuan has not forgotten that those pairs of staring wide-eyed cowbell eyes in the auditorium must have stunned a large number of schoolchildren at that time. .

The principal sitting in the VIP seat, a leader who has always been calm and majestic, also lost his composure, and kept clapping and shouting: "Miao, Miao, Miao!".

When the last syllable of the sound full of dynamic and heavy metal, and the changeable rhythm suddenly fell, it seemed that there was such a moment in the world, and time froze.

The woman's concentration is still good, and she quickly adjusted her mentality. I don't know when she has returned to her usual indifference, but her gaze has a different color.

The focused man in front of him has a different temperament from the past. Could it be an illusion? The woman bit her red lips lightly, subconsciously resting her chin in thought, then quickly denied it, and subconsciously shook her head.

It is undeniable that he is indeed the same person, but there are more mysterious colors, the woman is sure.An inexplicable feeling secretly rose from her heart, and even the woman was secretly surprised, and immediately withdrew her gaze from quietly scrutinizing Guo Nuan for a long time.

"It's been a long time since I've practiced, and I'm a bit raw now. What, I'm not bad at blowing, isn't it?"

Guo Nuan plucked the flute pipe, twirled it a few times between her fingers, Shi Shiran took a few steps, approached the woman leisurely, smiled lightly, and looked at the woman calmly, it seemed that Guo Nuan was very interested in this performance. Nothing went wrong, quite satisfied.

The woman moved lightly with lotus steps, staggered Guo Nuan imperceptibly, and then walked around his back, giggling and saying:

"Up to the Han, Wei, and Six Dynasties, and now I am Li Tang, or a vassal of the Hu tribe, even the remote regions of the Western Regions, and even Constantine in the Eastern Roman Empire, the country of Tianzhu...My little girl is not proud to say that I have mastered all the above-mentioned things. Regional flute music, but I have generally dabbled in it, and it is the first time I have heard of the style of music played just now, and you are the first to create the style of music."

The woman glanced at Guo Nan, paused, pondered for a while, and then continued: "It is unique, it is a new style, this kind of flute skill, the ancient king is undoubtedly the first flute master, this praise is not an exaggeration. "

"Haha." Guo Nuan burst into hearty laughter when she heard this, waved her hands again and again, and said again and again: "Absurd praise, Miao Zan, such a high-sounding word, I am really ashamed... This is a trivial skill, and it is difficult to be elegant."

Guo Nuan inadvertently acted casually without any affectation at all, invisibly sweeping away the frivolous temperament just now, and replaced it with a free and easy manner like a spring breeze.

The woman who looked back after hearing the laughter, seemed to be stunned, and couldn't help being throbbed by the sunny charm unintentionally released by the man in surprise.

There was an illusion that the woman was deep in thought, but she disappeared in a flash just as she was about to catch it. The man returned to normal, and returned to the appearance of a playful dude.

In terms of men in the world, there are only two types, one is lustful and the other is very lustful.

The woman has also met many disciples, and seeing her alluring beauty, most of them are perverts with wretched faces, full of ugliness. ． ．Of course, eunuchs do not belong to the category of men, so we will not discuss them for now.

Of course, there are also some sanctimonious hypocrites who pretend to be gentlemen.But they are all of the same type, and the woman in front of her has a clear insight into this type of men.

Those hypocrites who pretend to be noble are nothing more than, when they pretend to keep their eyes straight, the occasional erratic eyes reflect naked lust, and the air is filled with strong male hormones .

As for the man in front of her, the woman was a little speechless.

The woman's sharp eyes noticed that from the first sentence of the conversation between the two of them to now, Guo Nuan glanced at her breasts as many as five times, and pretended to be puzzled and naive, and kept stretching The neck leaned forward to stare at the inside of the tube top, which made the woman look a little annoyed.

In view of the fact that men's eyes are very empty and cannot be regarded as evidence, women are good at forbearance, so don't care about it.

"Oh, really." The woman laughed disapprovingly, was silent for a moment, and sighed faintly:

"Guo Lang, I haven't seen Fang in a month, it seems like you have been reborn, I heard that you lost your memory a month ago, this seems to be true, even I can't recognize it...

Walking around the gate of hell, what kind of good fortune did I experience? ． ．Heh, he used to look like a submissive gentleman, but now his temperament has become completely different from before? "

Immediately, a seductive smile appeared on the corner of the woman's mouth, and the four words "Yi Nuo Nuo Nuo Nuo Nuo Nuo Nuo Nuo Nuo" clearly stood out between her teeth. Adding the derogatory connotation of the word "gentleman", the atmosphere in the gazebo was suddenly cold.

The woman's sharp eyes stared at the astonished Guo Nuan, and her words were extremely harsh.

Guo Nuan was shaken all over, staring at her, her mouth couldn't help opening wide, her eyes stared straight at the smiling pretty woman in front of her, and the bamboo flute she was holding in her hand almost fell to the ground.

"What! You are Princess Shengping!"

Guo Nuan didn't come back to his senses for a while, and was struck by the sudden words like lightning, feeling a little ridiculous, like seeing a ghost.

To be honest, I didn't expect that after spending a long time in this bamboo forest pavilion with a strange woman, she suddenly told him lightly that she was his wife!

Fortunately, Guo Nuan had a strong mental capacity, touched the twitching atrium in front of his chest, Guo Nuan breathed a sigh of relief, he was quite worried, and when he couldn't prevent it, he suffered another myocardial infarction.

Dejected, remember a story.

The protagonist of the story makes a duel with a masked opponent.After feinting for hundreds of moves, at the last blow, the opponent thrust straight into the heart from behind, and was viciously killed in seconds.

When the body fell, the protagonist turned around with difficulty, and exhausted the last bit of strength to lift the veil of the opponent. The time was frozen like a movie in a split second, and the absurd moments flooded his mind.

It turned out that the opponent in the duel turned out to be. ． ．My--my--wife!The wife who cried to herself to death when the protagonist was leaving for his life and death appointments, or seeing him off at home!

Now Guo Nuan has the speechlessness of the protagonist in this story, completely speechless.

Guo Nuan traveled to the Tang Dynasty and knew nothing about the number one opponent of the Princess Mansion—Princess Shengping.

For this princess who can be forced to commit suicide eight times within a year, for the sake of her own life, although Guo Nuan is usually careless on the surface, she has never been careless in her heart.Now that it was the first confrontation, Guo Nuan felt quite aggrieved after losing a move.

When Shengping was about to leave, he said the last words, with a slight mocking smile, and at the end, the winner floated away with a proud air. What a joke.

Guo Nuan was pacing back and forth in a side room with his hands behind his back, his head bowed in thought, especially his face as deep as water, with a purple bamboo flute spread out in his palm, staring at it for a long time, he was thinking about how to regain face.

Mr. Guo was in a bad mood at the moment. Ah Fu, who was busy packing up the belongings beside him, saw his master's face was gloomy, as dark as charcoal Mr. Bao, so he didn't dare to speak up.

After leaving the gazebo, Guo Nuan went back the same way, asked a handyman, and found the son-in-law's place without much effort.

An independent quiet courtyard, surrounded by mulberry locust trees, attic-style gray brick walls, with wooden mullioned windows, three-entry and three-deep wing rooms, about twenty rooms large and small, the environment is quite good.

In the huge courtyard, there were only two servants, Ah Fu and Master Guo Nuan, so it looked a little clean.

Compared with the treatment of the son-in-law, Guo Nuan compared the life of the young master in Guo's mansion. The maidservants were surrounded by groups, rushing forward and back. The current situation is indeed a bit shabby.

"Damn, for the dignity of this young master who is romantic and wandering around the world, I, Guo Nuan, must open up a world in the princess mansion... Quack, I'm sleepy, go to sleep first"

After the passionate declaration, looking out the window at the setting sun slanting to the west, it was getting late.The first day of life as a son-in-law ended hastily, and tomorrow will begin again.

Guo Nuan is an open-minded person. After he adjusted his mentality, he was a little tired. After a simple dinner, he entered a room that Ah Fu had tidied up, and fell into a deep sleep. ． ．