Deathless Sword

() back to a month ago,

Emiya Shiro in a cute little house full of pink toys,

"Moshi, Moshi, Moshi, Moshi." Emiya Shirou was on the phone, um, a special phone that was enough to penetrate the "Three Realms".

"Hey! Wei Gong-kun, why are you calling me when you have time? How was your honeymoon with Miss Yeichi?" Urahara's voice sounded.

"Hey, don't mention it, don't mention it, Ranju is not reliable at all, so I can only trouble you." Wei Gong Shirou shook his head and sighed.

"Oh? Emiya-kun, do you need any props? I have xxxx, oooo, xxoo, ooxx here. (I heard that the evil guy can't see the specific name?)" Kisuke Urahara took the opportunity to promote the products in his store.

"Damn! I said you guys are even selling these? By the way, how much is xxoo? Ah bah bah bah, I was almost misled by you, but I'm talking about business! Urahara, I'm in some trouble now, I I don't want to make a noise and scare people, so I can only ask you to help." Wei Gong Shirou was suddenly taken aback as he spoke, and quickly whispered,

"She's back, don't make a sound!"

Soon, a figure appeared in front of Emiya Shirou.

"Brother Emiya, what do you think is missing here?" Liluka asked cheerfully while looking at the furnishings in the room.

Seeing that Emiya Shirou didn't answer, Liluka suddenly turned around, her excited face instantly became ugly,

"Brother Weigong, why do you look unhappy? Didn't you say you wouldn't be afraid of me?!" Liluka yelled.Liluka, who has always been rejected and feared by others, rarely meets a big brother who claims that she will never be afraid of her. Liluka also treats Emiya Shirou wholeheartedly, never expecting. . . . . .

Well, Emiya Shirou never expected that he would become the tragic big brother next door in the legend.

"Of course I'm not afraid, but I still want to go out." Emiya Shirou said weakly.

In fact, Emiya Shirou lied. Of course, he was definitely not afraid of Liluka's special ability. For Shirou Emiya, the god of death, is there any superhuman ability that might make him afraid?Therefore, Emiya Shirou is actually afraid of Liluka.Just kidding, isn't the little girl who forcibly locks the person she likes in the house and doesn't let them out, isn't it scary enough? !

It's also fortunate that Emiya Shirou is a god of death, and has the ability and self-confidence to protect himself. Otherwise, if Emiya Shirou is just an ordinary person, then he doesn't have a phobia of secret rooms here, and he will definitely have no idea.There is no way, with a "crazy" who can do anything, no one will have a bottom line.

But Emiya Shirou is hard to say about this kind of thing, and he doesn't dare to say it. It would be strange if Liluka didn't explode immediately.That's why Emiya Shirou asked Urahara Kisuke for help now, hoping that Urahara Kisuke could find a suitable and normal way that wouldn't irritate others, and get himself out first.

"What's good outside? There are fun toys and delicious donuts here. What are you not satisfied with!" Liluka yelled at Emiya Shirou.

"It's okay to come here to play occasionally, but this is not a place for people to live at all." Emiya Shirou said.

Liluka gritted her teeth,

"I'll go and move the bed in!"

"Hey, you're reasonable! Hey, hey!" Emiya Shirou stretched out his hand, Liluka had disappeared and went out from the "house".

"Weimiya-kun, (you're such an asshole), does Miss Ye know?" Kisuke Urahara's voice sounded.

"Hey, I'm serious!" Shirou Emiya shouted speechlessly.

"The bed is coming soon, should I avoid it for a while?" Kisuke Urahara asked.

"Don't be kidding, think of a way! She's here again, I'll leave everything to you!" Emiya Shiro hung up the phone.

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Time goes back to a month ago, a month ago,

Under the setting sun, beside a certain river, the scenery is winding.

"Well, ah, hello, I have donuts here, would you like some?" Although Orihime Inoue seemed a little cautious, she approached Shirou Emiya boldly.

Faced with this situation, Shirou Emiya was naturally stunned. He was actually accosted by a woman?And she's still so cute, to be precise, was she accosted by the heroine? !What is rhythm?Backtracking?Reverse push?Did God suddenly take care of him, Emiya Shirou? <Heavenly taste, and you come for two, buy one get one free?

Needless to say, apart from Inoue Orihime, Emiya Shirou also came to look for her best friend, Arisawa Tatsuki.

What?You said that when a girl meets a stranger, she pulls a best friend to embolden her, isn't that normal?Well, that's true, but why meet strangers?Why offer to give dessert to strangers?That's the crux of the matter.

Then, Orihime Inoue's natural stupidity broke out again. Seeing that Emiya Shirou didn't reply because he was in a daze, Orihime Inoue hurriedly explained,

"Ah, this is made by myself. It's delicious. I just can't finish it by myself. It's a pity to throw it away. Seeing that you don't seem to eat anything. Well, throwing it away is throwing it away anyway. !" Orihime Inoue said while tapping her head and hands, as if explaining that her behavior was not abrupt at all, and her donuts were also fine.

Shirou Emiya next to him naturally had a black face when he heard it. Seriously, if he didn't know Orihime Inoue and knew that there would be no problem, Shirou Emiya would definitely think that the donut was filled with sugar. As expected, someone wanted to kill Emiya Shirou, after all, there is no such thing as pie in the sky.

However, Orihime Inoue's explanation obviously has a feeling of getting darker and darker.Therefore, Ryuki Arisawa couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly said,

"It's her who sees you here alone every day, so it's pitiful, so she kindly made donuts for you. It's not something to throw away. Don't look at her like Inoue, the things she makes are actually pretty good. Not bad." Arisawa Ryuki also demonstrated that he took a piece to eat, "In short, that's it, don't get me wrong, the food is here, you can eat it if you want, and you can feed it to the cat if you don't want to .”

As soon as Arisawa Ryuki finished speaking, Emiya Shirou came to his senses in astonishment. He was not the only one here, but there was also Ye Yi. He seemed to have overlooked Miss Ye's temper?

As a result, Emiya Shirou was pissed on the head by Yoruichi, um, Yoruichi in cat state. (I'm sorry, why did I add such a sentence, I obviously didn't want to be crooked!)

Then Miss Ye lost her temper and ran away.

"Are you okay? Do you want to go to my house to wash?" The Virgin is the Virgin, and she is really not vigilant at all.

"No need, no need, I can do it myself." Emiya Shirou knew that if he really ran, he didn't know what Ye Yi would do.

"Mossy, Mossy, Mossy, Mossy."

"Hey, brother, aren't you on your honeymoon? Are you afraid that the eldest lady will be jealous?" Matsumoto Ranju laughed.