Deathless Sword

"Hey, don't mention it, don't mention it, now I have encountered a troublesome matter, so I want to ask you what to do." Emiya Shirou said with a headache while washing his body.

"Hee hee, what's the matter? Now you know my little sister?" Matsumoto Rangiku said with a smile on the opposite side, "Well, let me think about it, what should you bring me when you come back. I want xxoo, ooxx, oooo, xxxx (I wouldn’t think of it wrong at first, but I thought of the last chapter)..." Matsumoto Ranju said loudly, and obviously started rushing towards Emiya Shirou asked for a condition. This girl has never been at a disadvantage. Oh wrong, it should be said that she never forgets to take advantage.

"What does it mean to know you! I thought about all the women back and forth, and finally found out sadly that I seem to know a slightly normal woman like you, so I want to ask you for advice. I usually encounter similar women. In this situation, what do women think, what should I do, don't be complacent, think that you are really good!" Shiro Emiya said speechlessly, to be honest, this is definitely the truth, think about Shirou Emiya Which of the women I know is normal?Who can consult this kind of emotional problem?

Of course, to say it was normal, the little empty crane was actually the most normal one back then, but it's a pity. . . . . .

All in all, after excluding Suifeng, Unohanaretsu, Nirvana, Yachiryu, and a series of other people, Emiya Shiro reluctantly dialed the number of a younger sister like Matsumoto Rangiku. .

"That's it, then I'll hang up, you can find someone else!" Matsumoto Rangiku immediately replied, needless to say, it was obviously intentional.

However, even if Emiya Shirou knew that Matsumoto Rangiku did it on purpose, he can only choose to compromise now.

"Okay, okay, deal, deal head office!" Emiya Shiro said, for Matsumoto Rangiku, who was becoming more and more disobedient, Emiya Shirou had already completely let go, and had no hope.

As a result, Matsumoto Rangiku's "rebellion" was clearly beyond Emiya Shirou's imagination, and the corner of Matsumoto Rangiku's mouth curled up. Well, although Emiya Shirou didn't see it, he could fully imagine it.

"No, I'm not happy now, you have hurt my heart just now, I don't want to help you anymore!" Matsumoto Rangiku said in a fit of temper.

"Okay, okay, you won, you won completely, you can say what you want directly, you don't need to beat around the bush, it's been so many years, don't I know you yet, it's fine to just pretend in front of outsiders."

"Hee hee, besides those just now, I want xoxo, oxox..."

So, in the end, Matsumoto Rangiku gave Emiya Shiro a good idea for this incident, which she thought of by herself. The person who tied the bell, why did the matter start, it means that Ye Yi is very concerned about this kind of matter, so as long as you try to please Ye Yi in the same way, then Miss Ye will definitely forgive you Emiya Shiro.

That's right, Matsumoto Rangiku's idea is that since Orihime Inoue personally made donuts for you Emiya Shirou caused this conflict, then if you Emiya Shirou made donuts by yourself and apologized to Yoruichi, you must Ye Yi can be forgiven.

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So, now the situation is very clear.

Relying on his own privileges and the benefits he wanted to come, Emiya Shirou gave himself a long vacation, and went to the present world alone for vacation, and taking this opportunity, Emiya Shirou naturally found Yoruichi, The two lived a rare two-person world.

This is also the honeymoon that Kisuke Urahara and Rangiku Matsumoto talked about.

Originally, it was fine at first.Well, in fact, it was a little abnormal from the beginning, because Miss Ye was actually shy? !That's right, you read that right, just shy!

Of course, this was just Emiya Shirou's own thoughts, and he still didn't dare to say it, but in Yeichi's heart, maybe her state was just a kind of unaccustomed, unnatural, and embarrassing.

For a long time, regardless of Miss Ye’s carelessness, even if she appeared naked in front of you, she would not feel a little bit shy. people world.In this atmosphere, say some love words, sit honestly, and can't make jokes or pranks, Ye Yi really doesn't know what to do, and he doesn't even know where to put his hands.

If Broken Bee knew that her beloved Master Ye would be in such a state, Broken Bee would definitely bite his tongue.

As a result, such a strange scene naturally appeared in the end.That's right, Miss Ye was spending her honeymoon with Emiya Shirou in the form of a cat from the beginning to the end, and he, Emiya Shirou, was actually talking and falling in love with a cat. . . . . .

Fortunately, Emiya Shirou is already used to this. As long as he knows that the black cat next to him can turn into a beautiful woman at any time, and it is also a naked woman, then Emiya Shirou has nothing to worry about.

However, what Emiya Shirou didn't expect was that by a very accidental opportunity, Emiya Shirou and Ye watched the sunrise scene, but Inoue Orihime saw it.Women are curious, but women are more fantasizing, especially a strange woman like Orihime Inoue. (Isn’t it weird to imagine yourself becoming a robot in the future?)

Perhaps this was just a coincidence at the beginning, but it aroused Orihime Inoue's interest, so there will be a second and third "accident".Think about it, in an idol drama, a handsome young man sits alone with a cat every day looking at the sunset in the distance, talking to himself from time to time. What a sad picture!

What's up with him?Why always alone?Is the lover far away?Then why not call?Is the lover dead? !Or, I got a terminal illness and didn't want to make others sad, so I spent the last moments of my life here alone. . . . . .

Orihime Inoue is originally the character of the Holy Mother, and with such fantasies, she finally felt that she should do something, so there was the previous paragraph.

Then, Yoruichi left in a fit of anger, Emiya Shirou listened to Matsumoto Rangiku's idea, and prepared to make delicious desserts by himself to please Yoruichi.But don't look at Emiya Shiro himself who runs a bakery chain, but in fact his own hands-on ability is still not that good.Therefore, Emiya Shirou must practice first, and only after he is satisfied with it will he bring it to Yeichi.

As a result, Emiya Shiro found Liluka by chance.Of course, it was accidental to find Liluka, but Emiya Shirou must have done it on purpose to be neighbors with Liluka.This is not to blame Emiya Shiro, you said that as a time traveler, if you were not worried about being noticed by Aizen, Emiya Shiro would have lived next door to Kurosaki Ichigo's house.Today is a rare opportunity to find out where Liluka is. Emiya Shirou wants to get to know him anyway, not only out of curiosity and gossip, but also at least one more friend and one more way!