Reborn Wu Dalang

Song Huizong first let out a scream, his lower body was bleeding profusely, and then passed out again.

Li Shishi stayed there directly. Although she was still a virgin, after all, she grew up in a brothel, and her physiological knowledge far surpassed other women in this era. Of course, she knew what Wu Dong did. Emperor Song turned into a eunuch!

"Wu Lang...you...you..." Li Shishi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he didn't know what to say.

Before dissuading Wu Dong, it was because the consequences of killing the emperor were too serious.But now it has become like this, there is no difference between turning the emperor into a eunuch and killing the emperor. For now, the only way is to escape from this place as soon as possible.

At that moment Li Shishi hurriedly said: "Wu Lang, let's get out of here quickly, if we are late, we won't be able to escape."

Wu Dong said: "Okay, but before I leave, I have one more thing to do."

Li Shishi said: "What is it?"

Wu Dong didn't answer, and suddenly slapped the table in front of him with his palm, smashing the table into pieces, picked up the table legs, dipped them in the blood from Song Huizong's private parts, and started to dance on the wall, writing.

"I don't send the flowers when I send them out. If I send them out, I will be scared to death. I want to fight against the west wind. I will wear the golden armor all over my body!" After a while, a poem was written on the wall.

This poem is a famous poem about chanting chrysanthemums by Zhu Yuanzhang of later generations.Although the poems are not elegant enough, there is a kind of majesty in them, which is incomparably arrogant and domineering. Only real rebels can make poems.

Now that Zhu Yuanzhang has not yet been born, this poem is undoubtedly an "original anti-poetry" here.

"Wu Lang...you..." Li Shishi didn't expect Wu Dong to make such an anti-poem, and he was shocked immediately.

"I didn't write it, someone else wrote it." Wu Dong laughed.

Then the table leg in his hand moved again, and wrote four words beside it - Yuncheng Songjiang.

"Song Jiang, Yuncheng, who is this character?" In this era, Song Jiang is not famous enough, and the Shaohua Mountain he occupies is relatively small, and there are not too many heroes on Shaohua Mountain, so almost no one in Bianliang City has heard of it. Over the character of Song Jiang.

"Song Jiang, this is just a sinister villain." Wu Dong said casually.

He didn't have much affection for Song Jiang. This man was sinister and despicable, which gave him a very bad impression.But in this era, Song Jiang did not occupy Liangshan Po, but occupied Shaohua Mountain. Wu Dong always had a premonition that Song Jiang would be his future enemy, so this time he had to take the opportunity to give him a little bit of strength. There is nothing better than death.

"When the emperor wakes up, he will definitely not let this Song Jiang go." Wu Dong laughed, and then pulled Master Li to run outside.

******

When we came outside the attic, it was still raining. At this time, Wu Song, Yang Zhi, Cao Zhengzheng fought with a group of guards.

You know, the sound here has already alarmed the rest of the place. At this moment, almost all the guards in the nunnery have come here, besieging Wu Song and others.After all, they are the emperor's bodyguards, and there are many masters among them. Wu Song, Yang Zhi, and Cao Zheng are now at a disadvantage and are resisting with difficulty.

Immediately after Wu Dong came out, a guard came towards him. Wu Dong knocked the guard to the ground with a single knife, and said loudly: "The imperial guard really deserves his reputation! I, Shaohuashan Song Jiang, have learned a lot today! Brothers , let's go, the emperor is dead!"

Before leaving, Wu Dong still did not forget to give Song Jiang a hand.

Hearing "the emperor is dead", all the guards were stunned. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Wu Dong rushed into the wind and rain with Li Shishi in his arms, and disappeared into the darkness for a moment. Immediately put aside the opponent and escape from this place.

"Quick... hurry up and see how His Majesty is doing!" Shi Huairen, the commander in front of the palace, was extremely worried at the moment, fearing that something might happen to the emperor, he had no intention of chasing Wu Dong and the others at the moment, but immediately smashed open the door of the attic, Into the attic.

The master guards also hurriedly followed Shi Huairen into the attic to watch the emperor's situation.

When they came to the attic, they found Song Huizong lying in a pool of blood, and their faces turned pale.

If the emperor died, the imperial bodyguards like them would probably be ransacked and beheaded.Even if Shi Huairen is a descendant of the founding hero, he may not escape death.

"The emperor is not dead yet, who has Jinchuang medicine, hurry, hurry!" Shi Huairen realized that the emperor was still angry, and immediately shouted.

Most of these guards had gold wound medicines on their bodies, and they came out one after another. Shi Huairen rubbed these gold wound medicines on the emperor's lower body, and the emperor's lower body gradually stopped bleeding.

"Send Your Majesty back to the palace quickly!" Shi Huairen hurriedly gave the order to return to the palace while he was slightly relieved.The emperor's current situation can only be better treated by returning to the palace.

"Who the hell dares to assassinate His Majesty this time?" A guard hugged the emperor and asked viciously.

"Didn't that person tell you before he left? Shaohuashan Song Jiang... Heh heh, he dared to rebel and turned His Majesty... into this state. I will never go around him." Shi Huairen gritted his teeth.

Although the emperor is not dead yet, but has become a eunuch, one can imagine how angry the emperor will be when he wakes up. At that time, these imperial guards will bear the emperor's anger first. At this moment, they can't wait to kill that "Song Jiang" Ling Chi Death is a good way to relieve the hatred in my heart.

"Master Shi, there are writings on the wall." Suddenly a guard said.

Shi Huairen hurriedly looked towards the wall, only to see a poem on the wall, which was Zhu Yuanzhang's Chanting Chrysanthemum.Although Shi Huairen is a warrior, after all, he is a founding hero and has certain attainments in literature.I saw that this poem is majestic, arrogant and domineering. The person who can write this poem is probably not an ordinary person.

At this moment, Shi Huairen couldn't help but gasped, he thought that Song Jiang was an ordinary traitor, now reading this poem, I'm afraid his ambition is not small.

"Songjiang in Yuncheng, Mount Shaohua... I remember this name." Shi Huairen thought to himself.

"Come on, guard this attic carefully and don't let anyone in! Also, arrest everyone in the nunnery and see if there are any rebels!" Shi Huairen said.

After arranging everything, Shi Huairen hurriedly led Song Huizong out of the nunnery, and returned to Bianliang City in the rain. After calling for the city gate to be opened, he entered the palace and immediately went to ask for the imperial doctor.

******

In the early morning of the next day, in a quiet palace in the imperial city of Bianliang, Song Huizong finally woke up.

"E... E..." Song Huizong was about to speak, and said the word "I", but suddenly found that there was a leak in his mouth, and he said "E", and then he felt a sharp pain in his mouth, and stretched out his hand to touch it. Only to find that all the teeth had fallen out.

"Is my tooth... swollen?" Song Huizong asked in shock.

"My condolences to Your Majesty, there was a traitor who wanted to assassinate His Majesty yesterday, and I tried my best to drive the traitor away, but... But Your Majesty, your body... Your body... was seriously injured." Shi Huairen stood Aside, sweating profusely.

He was afraid that Song Huizong would punish him, but now that Song Huizong was in extreme shock, he simply ignored him.

"Down below..." Suddenly Song Huizong let out a scream, and finally felt that something was wrong with his lower body.Half of his lower body was missing, and the unimaginable pain and panic in his heart made him pass out again.

At this time, the servant outside suddenly said: "Your Majesty, Grand Master Cai Jing, Taiwei Gao Qiu, please see me."

The emperor had passed out, so naturally he couldn't order them to come in, so Shi Huairen hurried outside and invited Cai Jing and Gao Lian in.

Cai Jing is tall and has three long beards. He looks mighty and extraordinary. He is the head of the officials in Song Dynasty today, and his power is astonishing.Gao Qiuchang is a bit short, and looks like an actor, not like a minister, this person has no skills, just a favorite, but he is not insignificant now, only Cai Jing is in the court , Tong Guan and a few others can surpass him.

After the two came in, they saw Song Huizong lying on the bed with an imperial doctor taking his pulse. Cai Jing hurriedly asked, "What's wrong, Your Majesty?"

The imperial doctor said: "Your Majesty is just...frightened and fainted, and will wake up later."

Cai Jing just breathed a sigh of relief, only to hear the imperial doctor say again: "Your Majesty...the teeth have fallen out, and the lower body...the lower body...has been chopped off by the rebels. I will ask the two adults not to mention this later, lest Your Majesty become angry from embarrassment. In a coma again."

"What?" Cai Jing was taken aback, and said, "What did you say? Your majesty's teeth fell out? His lower body...was chopped off?"

The imperial doctor nodded, at this moment Gao Qiu had already grabbed Shi Huairen's collar, and shouted angrily: "Shi Huairen, what's going on? You were ordered to protect His Majesty, how could His Majesty be seriously injured?"

Shi Huairen was sweating profusely, and said: "Your Majesty was going out of the palace yesterday, we accompanied him out, but the rebels found his whereabouts...there are a lot of rebels, at least hundreds of them, we have tried our best to protect them, and even died in battle There are quite a few brothers, but...but they still hurt His Majesty."

The so-called "hundreds" of rebels was just to shirk responsibility, so the number of enemies was exaggerated as much as possible. This was the result of discussions between Shi Huairen and the rest of the guards. If asked, it would be unanimous.Anyway, the enemy is too powerful and there are too many of them. It's not that we don't use our strength, we really can't protect the emperor.

Seeing the scene here, Cai Jing hurriedly said: "Taiwei Gao, put Lord Shi down, what are you doing?"

Only then did Gao Qiu let go of Shi Huairen, but he still glared at Shi Huairen, very dissatisfied with Shi Huairen.Gao Qiu didn't have any skills, and he became a captain only because of Song Huizong's favor. He was naturally very concerned about Song Huizong's safety, so his anger this time was not artificial, but real.

Shi Huairen was full of uneasiness, at this moment, Cai Jing asked: "Master Shi, do you know the origin of the rebels?"