Reborn Wu Dalang

Shi Huairen hurriedly said: "The identity of the traitor has been found out, it is Song Jiang, the owner of Shaohua Mountain in the northwest."

In fact, just relying on Wu Dong's one-sided words does not mean that the rebel is Song Jiang, or that someone else is pretending to be Song Jiang.But now that Cai Jing asked, Shi Huairen naturally couldn't say he didn't know, that would be too incompetent.People criticized him for not catching the traitor, but now that he doesn't know the identity of the traitor, it is unreasonable, so Shi Huairen also "affirmed" Song Jiang's identity.

Cai Jing frowned, while Gao Qiu yelled angrily: "Song Jiang from Shaohua Mountain? We must catch this man, skin him and bone him, and tear him into pieces!"

At this time Song Huizong woke up leisurely, thinking of his physical condition, he almost passed out again, the imperial doctor next to him hurriedly pinched his body, and he was completely awake.

"Zhen...zhen...became like this! Who is it? Who made me become like this?" Song Huizong asked angrily with his leaky mouth.

"Your Majesty, it has been found out that it was Song Jiang, the rebel from Shaohua Mountain." Cai Jing said.

"Song Jiang? Shaohuashan rebels?" To be honest, this was the first time Song Huizong heard of this name.

There are too many rebels in the world now, and there are rebels in almost every famous mountain and river. Song Jiang's scale is not the largest, so Song Huizong has never heard of it.

"Your Majesty, the rebels left an anti-poem on the wall, which is extremely arrogant." Shi Huairen said.

"Anti-poetry? Read it to me quickly." Song Huizong said.

"This... I dare not read it." Shi Huairen said with his head down.

"If you want to read it, you can read it, why are you dawdling?" Song Huizong shouted.

"Yes, yes, the anti-poetry is like this. I don't send out the flowers when they are released. If I send them out, I will be scared to death. I want to fight the west wind. I will wear a golden armor all over my body." Shi Huairen said.

"What an anti-thief, what an anti-thief! You actually sat down with such an anti-poetry!" Cai Jing murmured aside.

In ancient times, the so-called "golden armor" was armor that could only be worn by the Imperial Forest Army, and it was usually worn when large-scale sacrificial activities were held, or when the emperor wanted to personally conquer.Just relying on the three words "Golden Armor" can be sure that it is anti-poetry.

"The anti-thief, arrogant and domineering, dared to assassinate me and hurt me like this. What can I... I... What will I do in the future?" At the end, Song Huizong choked up a little.

He is in the middle of his life, the age of dragon and tiger. There are many beautiful concubines in the harem, and even outside the court, he has made friends with many beautiful women.Now his lower body has been cut off, and he has become neither male nor female. From now on, these beautiful women will never be able to touch him again.

I am afraid that future historical materials will also record that Song Huizong, the only castrated emperor in history, will probably be the laughing stock of history for thousands of years in the future.

Moreover, all the teeth in his mouth have been polished, and there is no porcelain technology at this time. If the teeth fall out, it will really be impossible to recover, and eating will become a problem in the future.He has always claimed to be handsome and handsome, but now he has become a leaker, but does he have the slightest handsomeness?

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Song Jiang! Song Jiang! Song Jiang! I will not spare you!" Song Huizong yelled frantically in the palace, his voice extremely shrill.

Hearing Song Huizong yelling so loudly, everyone including Cai Jing and Gao Qi was shocked. They have followed Song Huizong for many years. Injured" very deeply.

After a long time, Song Huizong finally stopped, panting heavily, and said, "Kill! You must kill this Song Jiang! I will smash his corpse into ten thousand pieces! Break his corpse into ten thousand pieces! Otherwise, it will be difficult to solve the hatred in my heart."

Cai Jing hurriedly said: "Yes, this Song Jiang must not be spared."

Gao Qiu said: "Your Majesty, I would like to go to Shaohua Mountain in person to crusade against the traitor Song Jiang."

Song Huizong glanced at Gao Qiu, shook his head and said, "You can't, tell me, who will be sent to kill Song Jiang?"

Song Huizong knew Gao Lian's virtues, except for currying favor with him, his other skills were very loose.This time Song Huizong really wanted to kill, so he couldn't send Gao Qiu to crusade against Song Jiang.

Cai Jing thought for a moment, and said, "Your Majesty, Shaohua Mountain is in the northwest boundary. You can order the Northwest Economic Strategy Envoy Zhong Shidao and the Northwest Supervision Army Tong Guan to send troops to kill Song Jiang."

Zhong Shidao is actually a well-known figure in the Water Margin, that is, the "Xiao Zhong Jinglue Gong" often mentioned by those Water Margin heroes.Lu Zhishen, Yang Zhi, etc. have all worked under him.As for Tong Guan, he is the supervisor of the Northwest Army. He is the only figure in the Northwest who can compete with the way of being a teacher, and he is also a confidant of Song Huizong.

Song Huizong gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, let's send them to conquer Shaohua Mountain."

Gao Qiu said: "Your Majesty, I also think of a person. This person is the descendant of the famous general Hu Yanzan, Hu Yanzhuo who is currently in command of the capital of Runing County. He is highly skilled in martial arts, and the chain of horses he trained is even more powerful. The world. Sending him there will also destroy Song Jiang."

Song Huizong nodded, and said: "Okay, let him go together, obey orders under Zhong Shidao and Tong Guan's tent, and go together to exterminate Song Jiang."

Zhong Shidao and Tong Guan's official positions are much higher than Hu Yanzhuo's, so Song Huizong sent Hu Yanzhuo to Zhong Shidao and Tong Guan's tent to obey orders.

After Cai Jing, Gao Qiu, and Shi Huairen left, Song Huizong still had a difficult atmosphere, shouting loudly in the palace like a wounded beast.

Ever since he was a child, Song Huizong had never been wronged like this. In the past, his fingers were scratched by tree bark, which was a major event, not to mention that this time his teeth fell out and his lower body was cut. Absolutely unacceptable thing.

"Song Jiang! Song Jiang! Song Jiang! Kill you! I'm going to kill you!" Song Huizong murmured sometimes, sometimes shouted loudly, and the guards in the palace were all trembling with fright.

At this moment, Shi Huairen came in suddenly and said, "Your Majesty, we have captured the rebel gang."

"What? The anti-thief party? Come on, bring me here!" Song Huizong hurriedly said with excitement when he heard the news.

"Your Majesty, they are undergoing trial, and they are bloody and bloody. I'm afraid they are not suitable to be brought here." Shi Huairen said.

"I've become like this, and it's all because of these rebels! If you don't let me see these rebels now, what are you going to do? What are you doing!" Song Huizong sternly said.

He may not lose his temper as much as he does today, Shi Huairen didn't dare to say more, he hurriedly retreated to bring those rebels.

About half an hour later, a group of bloody figures from the rivers and lakes were brought into the palace.These people had obviously been beaten so badly that they couldn't even tell their faces apart.

If Wu Dong and the others were here, they would have recognized these Jiang Hu people.It turned out that these quack characters were the ones who appeared in the tavern yesterday, and the leading one was that big bearded man "Brother Li".

It was windy and windy at that time, Wu Dong and others escaped, but they were unlucky and were captured alive by the imperial guards and brought here.

"Are they Song Jiang's accomplices?" Song Huizong said.

"Yes... yes... they have admitted that they are from Mount Shaohua." Shi Huairen said hastily.

Song Huizong nodded, and came to the bearded man "Brother Li", and said, "Are you really from Mount Shaohua?"

The big bearded man opened his mouth and said in a hoarse voice, "That's right... we are from Shaohua Mountain... Hurry up and kill Grandpa, what kind of skill is it to torture Grandpa like this?"

In fact, this group of people has nothing to do with Shaohua Mountain. They are from Wangwu Mountain in Henan Province, but they have been tortured terribly. Now they only want to die quickly, so they agree to whatever they ask.And now he is also a little delirious, and he doesn't even know that he is in front of Emperor Huizong of the Great Song Dynasty Zhao Ji.

Shi Huairen heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the bearded man admit that he was a subordinate of Shaohua Mountain.In this way, the case of Song Jiang's assassination of the emperor was determined to be dead, the evidence was solid, and there would be no more setbacks. From now on, only need to attack Song Jiang.

Song Huizong sneered all over his face at this moment, and said: "Very good, very good...you rebels, you really have the courage of the bear and leopard! Come, get the knife!"

A guard handed a golden knife to Song Huizong. Song Huizong picked up the knife, endured the severe pain in his body, and was helped to come to this "Brother Li".

"Thief, I cut off my... that thing, I cut off yours too." Immediately, he also slashed at "Brother Li"'s lower body, but unfortunately the emperor was too weak, and he didn't even cut off his clothes in the end.

The guard next to him hurriedly took off the trousers of "Brother Li", and then Song Huizong slowly cut "Brother Li"'s lower body with a knife, laughing wildly from time to time, and the guards next to him looked cold all over. .

"My order, no matter who it is, as long as the rebel Song Jiang is killed, I will make him king!" After cutting off the lower body of "Brother Li", Song Huizong issued the order again.

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Wu Dong was already in an inn a hundred miles away at the moment. He was tired and rained all night yesterday. At this time, everyone took a bath and fell asleep.

Wu Dong hugged Li Shishi and just fell asleep.Li Shishi lay in Wu Dong's arms, feeling very strange.

It was the first time for her to be so intimate with a man, and she might do more intimate things with this man in the future. Thinking of this, she blushed.

What happened last night was really "exciting". The majestic Emperor Song was hacked into a eunuch. I don't know that the Emperor Song will be so angry today. I wonder if he will chase her down?

I was thinking wildly in my heart, but after all, I was too tired, and soon fell into a deep sleep.

Even in her sleep, she was still hunted down by the emperor. Seeing that a knife was about to hit her, Li Shishi couldn't help but uttered a scream and woke up.

At this time, I realized that a pair of arms hugged me tightly, and a pair of bright eyes stared at me.