Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

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Li Shuaiguo appeared at the door, and continued to spit out a voice comparable to a drake: "My brother, I really admire my brother, quack haha" pointing at me and kept laughing and shaking his head.This guy is crazy?

Little Loli poked her head out from behind Li Shuaiguo, her beautiful water-like eyes fixedly stared at me, apart from surprise, was she still surprised, with a trace of admiration?rare.Being worshiped by princess-level beauties, there should be very few men enjoying this kind of treatment, hahahaha

As if seeing my expression, Li Kenai pointed to his throat and smiled wryly: "Last night, I yelled with my brother all night, my voice was haha."

I pointed to my throat, opened my mouth, and winked my eyes.Li Ke nodded understandingly: "You don't need to talk, you can just listen to Brother Wei. Yesterday, you made a big splash, not only the whole back hall, but also the old people in the front hall" saw Cheng who was still nodding and bowing aside. The housekeeper finally didn't say the last word: "Yeah, the old man was shocked." [

Li Ke recounted yesterday's grand occasion to me from the beginning to the end. Yesterday, it was just us gangsters howling excitedly there. It was impossible for such a big movement not to disturb the drinking gang in the front hall. Jian’s military senior generals, because this song is very manly and the rhythm is very wild, the old men who kill people like hemp, kill people with their mouths and mouths, and cut off their heads as wine jugs also started to boil, very bravely, He justly joined our ranks, so the entire Duke Lu's mansion was continuously bombarded by terrible sound waves all night. To this day, none of the elites, old and young, who participated in the chorus can speak normally.As the lead singer and lead dancer, I received unanimous praise from a group of old and young scumbags, and was elected as the best singer, best performance, best lyrics, best composition, etc. at yesterday's concert, anyway, all the awards were won by me alone .

I was dumbfounded, there is such an ending, the consequences are really hard to say, whether it is good or bad, I can only go home and see if the old man's expression is ferocious, and whether the knife will fall on my neck can be confirmed.

"Fang Jun, the youngest of the Fang family, counted you as passing the test last night, and this is for you." Li Shu took off the golden smoked ball that was a lottery last night from his belt.

Shaking my head, I was forced to fight yesterday. Besides, what's the point of wearing such a feminine thing around my waist for a man?

"Humph, you don't want me to talk?" The girl Li Shu turned her eyes upside down, walked straight to my side, tied it around my waist before I refused, and a faint fragrance of flowers permeated her brain again.I can see that the fine hair hanging from the sideburns, which is not combed at all, is very soft against the skin, so fresh and eye-catching.

"Remember, this is something my father bestowed on me. Don't break it, don't lose it, keep it with you at all times, clean it up often, don't let the spices get dirty, if you hum, you'll see the consequences Let's go!" After the little Loli tied the smoked ball, she pointed her teeth at me against my forehead.Damn, since it's a lottery, it's my personal property now, so I can dispose of it as I like, do you have to tell me, little girl, here?

My voice is hoarse, but it doesn't mean that I can't fight back. I stare at the little girl fiercely with my eyes wide open.

Li Shu looked at me without timidity at first, but soon, being forced back by my fierce light, he even blushed, his hair like a cloud was half tied and knotted, and his fair little face seemed to be covered with a mask. A layer of pastel, coupled with those thin angry eyes: "What are you looking at, shameless person." I am ashamed, so continue, let's see if it's you, the little lolita, or me, the evil uncle who specializes in restraining little lolitas.

Finally, the little girl couldn't resist, and sneaked behind Li Ke: "Third brother, he bullied me, help me beat him up." With flushed cheeks and angrily, Li Shu jumped behind Li Ke, but just didn't want to. Dare to look at me again with a righteous face and hair standing up like a cockscomb.

"This can't be done, the third brother is a helper and not a relative, hehehe" Li Ke stared at me while smiling, his eyes were very strange, and I broke out in a cold sweat, and quickly grinned to accompany the smile, it must be just now Too careless, Li Ke found out that I have the potential of an evil uncle, I want to correct it, and I must be more concealed next time.

Not long after, Cheng Chuliang also appeared, along with a fierce man with a thick beard and hair and gray temples. "Uncle Cheng" Li Ke hurriedly stood up to greet him.I found that Li Ke, who can calmly deal with everyone without changing his face, suddenly turned a little weird, as if he was very afraid of this uncle. Uncle Cheng, it must be that Cheng Yaojin.

"Hehe, that's all right, at home, don't be polite, it's very annoying." Uncle Cheng was very easy-going, and slapped Li Ke on the shoulder, and saw Li Ke's face turned pale in an instant. He was originally very tall and straight. His figure trembled a little.Could it be that the old guy used the Bone Transforming Palm?

"Why didn't the little girl come to see my uncle yesterday? Those girls in my family are still talking about you." Her voice was very hoarse.It seems that this uncle also joined the banquet choir last night.

"I wanted to see my future brother-in-law first last night, so I didn't have time to visit my uncle." Li Shu looked like a good girl now, saluting Uncle Cheng very ladylikely.Uncle Cheng waved his hand, signaling Li Shu not to be too polite, and then turned his gaze to me.

"This young man must be Mr. Fang's second son." Uncle Cheng was so accommodating that he almost dislocated my shoulder with a slap.He raised his numb hand and saluted Uncle Cheng with a forced smile.

"My boy has some strength in his waist." Uncle Cheng gave me a surprised look, as if he was surprised that I didn't show the same expression as Li Ke.

"Uncle Cheng's hand strength is really strong, and the boy is so numb that he is about to cramp." Hurry up and soften, otherwise the old guy will come again, and I really can only crawl out through the doorway.

"Hahaha" Cheng Yaojing laughed three times, her eyes became kind, and she nodded towards me and Li Ke with satisfaction: "Laughing arrogantly and arrogantly, the blood is hotter than the red sun, the courage is like iron, and the bones are like steel. It is the portrayal of my generation's brave generals on the battlefield. I think back then, when I fought in and out of thousands of troops with a long spear in my hand, I was as brave as iron and steel. You, a young man, can make such words, which suits me very well. Appetite, hahaha" Uncle Cheng doesn't seem to be thin-skinned, and the word brazen fits him well.

"Let's go, I couldn't have a drink with you two good youngsters last night. It's a pity. This morning, the old man set up a family banquet in the front hall. I won't go home without getting drunk, wow ha ha ha" [

My face turned black, Li Ke's face turned blue, Li Shu's younger sister turned pale, and Cheng Chuliang's face turned purple.Don't get drunk early in the morning?The old guy's motives are suspicious.

"Uncle Cheng, my nephew drank too much yesterday, and now I'm still dizzy, my hands and feet are numb." Li Ke seemed frightened by Uncle Cheng's words that he would not return home after getting drunk early in the morning, so he quickly succumbed.

"What do young people know? It's called drinking to soothe a hangover. This is an old man's secret. I'll tell you two today. Don't tell me." Uncle Cheng raised his eyebrows mysteriously.Li Ke and I were dumbfounded, and Ba Ji nodded his head. "Hahaha son of a bitch, why don't you make way for your father!" One by one, Li Ke and I were dragged out like dead dogs. Cheng Chuliang rushed out in shame and ran far ahead. Li Shu blushed and blinked. His eyes were almost narrowed into slits, and he laughed so much that he followed behind with a twist when he walked.I looked at Li Ke very tragically, and Li Ke was also looking at me, we had a good understanding, we both wanted to hug each other and cry

Looking at the lacquered ear cup on the table, he wanted to cry in a hoarse voice, "Uncle Cheng, I really can't drink it anymore." Just after drinking a cup, the feeling of discomfort really made me want to hang myself.

"Don't rush, drink slowly, come on, do it!" Bang Bang Bang, the old hooligan drank three cups in a row and wiped his mouth: "I do it first as a respect, young man, don't let uncle down hahaha, Niezi, hurry up and pour wine for your uncle and the second boy of the Fang family."

Li Ke, who was still hungover, held up the lacquer-eared cup tragically. It was very desolate with the whistling wind and the cold water. Regret, I also lost consciousness, and the shameful laughter of the old hooligan still echoed in my ears

When I opened my eyes, it was already dusk, the cake seller Buddha, I was still at Cheng’s house, sleeping in the same room as last night, I was so scared, bent over, opened the door tremblingly, and saw a man not far away. A figure moved towards here furtively.Hey, it turned out to be Li Shuai pot?The cap has squinted eyes and looks very embarrassed and wretched.

"Brother De, brother De, here is my little brother." I lowered my voice and whispered. Li Ke was so frightened that he quickly put his finger in front of his mouth to signal silence, and pulled me. The two of them were like military workers sneaking into the enemy's nest. Covered by flowers and plants, they finally arrived at the gate of Duke Lu's mansion.Before Li Ke and I could breathe a sigh of relief, I heard a shout from a distance behind me: "Where are you going, my son, the old man has already set up a family banquet?"

Fairy Cheng appeared, and even set up a family banquet. My Buddha and Li Ke looked at each other in amazement, "Uncle Cheng, don't give it away, my nephew has to leave first." He screamed and ran away, bringing up smoke and dust all the way.