Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

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"Really? I'd like to hear, what kind of literary combat?" Li Shu's little lolita came out from behind me like a ghost.

"Bibibi sings!" He glared at Li Shu fiercely, I'm sorry, you're a rigid person, if you want to die, everyone will die together, and accept the devastation of these drunkards who can't distinguish between five notes.

"Hahaha good proposal, but there is still a lottery." Li Shuai clapped his hands crookedly in response. Cheng Chuliang angrily threw the sword to the servant and ordered the band to be pulled out. It's a pity that I didn't see me and Li Ke plays monkey games and despises such people.

"This!" Li Shu rolled my eyes back. Like a victorious general, he lifted up a small round object, which was suspended by a chain, and gently swayed in the air. The scent of Ruolan Rufen Bursts of attacks. "My father gave me the golden smoked ball that my father gave me the day before yesterday." Li Shu was very satisfied with the expressions of everyone present. [

"Okay! As expected of His Majesty's favorite Princess Hepu, I'm the first to come to this lottery." Cheng Chuliang's eyes flashed golden, and he was the first to jump out.

Cheng Chuliang is worthy of being the flower of a famous general. A long song by the Yuefu shocked the eyes of all the dandies in the audience, and their faces changed. , it's you, it's your turn"

"Little brother is willing to bow down, or" a certain dude said forcefully.It's not that I don't want to compare, but it's too uncomfortable to hear Cheng Chuliang sing, and I haven't recovered yet.

"No, there is no one here except Her Royal Highness, who has won the prize." Cheng Chuliang's face was ashen, his cheeks were puffed up, and he was shaking all over his body to demonstrate, so let me make a fool of myself?impossible.Cheng Chuliang definitely thinks so

Next, all the beasts screamed, and the servants serving the food and drink in the back hall of Duke Lu’s mansion ran wildly, covering their ears and fleeing. They only felt sorry for those musicians, their faces were blue, purple, and green, and they resisted the desire to vomit. To be able to keep up with the rhythm of the drunks singing.

Little Lolita has dark lines all over her face, her eyes are straight, showing signs of collapse at any time, I hid very quietly behind the pillar beside Li Ke, my eyes shot a sinister light: "This is the price you pay for daring to provoke me." Wa hahaha

"Stop! Do you think you should listen to the second son of Fang Xiang's family?" Li Ke just vomited, his face turned pale.

"Ah!" The boss turned traitor?I couldn't believe it, pointing at Li Ke, my fingers were trembling, and the veins on my forehead were throbbing.Li Kenai smiled wryly: "Brother, brother, I really can't stand it anymore hehehe"

What can I do with the echoing voices of people gloating at others' misfortune?Cheng Chuliang squeezed his fingers and clicked, and stared at me viciously, as if if I didn't make a sound, he would let my dead body be thrown in Duke Lu's mansion.

I stood up, threw down my long sleeves, poured two more cups of Sanle Porridge, and stared at my reddened eyes: "Listen!" Sing it, whoever is afraid of it!

Sing English songs?Afraid of being chopped up by Cheng Chuliang's gang of tough foreign language blind scum, singing the national anthem of future generations?I'm afraid that Li Ke, Li Shu and other loyal elites of the Tang Empire will immediately drag him down and cut him in half.

I took a long breath, come on soul possession

"The arrogance and arrogance

Hot blood beats red sun

Courage is like iron and bone is like steel

The mind is a hundred thousand feet long

swear to be a good man

Be a good man and be self-improvement every day

The hot-blooded man is hotter than the red sun[

Let Haitian gather energy for me

To open up the world for my ideals

(bibo high)

Look at the blue sky again

That is, a man should be self-reliant

Step forward and stand tall, everyone be a pillar

Use my hundred points of heat to shine a thousand points of light

be a good guy

hot blood heat

Hot than Red Sun"

This song of self-improvement is suitable for roaring when half drunk and half awake. The stimulation of alcohol makes me more and more excited. I can't express my excitement by dancing and dancing. It's not enough, so I just snatched the drummer's job from the band. Knocking and shouting, I sang it alone, squinting my eyes, and the gang of dandies below opened their mouths and stared, with distorted expressions, as if they had just been stepped on their heads by a herd of wild boars. Li Shu's beautiful eyes The size of the stare increased, with a completely shocked expression, half covering the mouth with the left hand, and pointing at me with the other hand, stunned by my heroic appearance?Wa hahaha

Continuing to hum and hum, Li Ke was excited: "Come on, I will play this song with my virtuous brother." He pushed away the piano player in the band, and the piano player roared to my rhythm.The duet started, and Cheng Chuliang was excited: "This is the voice of my generation, I am %$$%^&" The trio started, and the quartet, quintet, and dandy chorus finally formed the whole mansion of Lu Guogong. when self-improvement

Lin Zixiang crossed over for me. At this moment, Lin Zixiang has made a contribution, don't give those dudes any chance.I'm not alone in this moment, I'm not alone!Lin Zixiang and Huang Zhan are possessed by their souls at this moment, let these dandies tremble in my majestic and heroic singing! I roar, beat the drums, vent, vent everything, the past, the present, the future, this life The huge flow of sound and passion surged in my blood, and the drunken eyes were bloodshot, as if I saw a celestial immortal in colorful plumage, leaning on my side with frowned eyebrows, flickering The starry eyes are filled with indescribable things. At some point, she raised her bright wrist and wiped off the sweat from my forehead. A breath of coolness and fragrance lurked in my consciousness. Who is she?

There is a sound of clear flute, the colorful petals decorate the world, the light green long skirt like water onion, the long shiny black hair is raised in a high bun, and a green flying phoenix is ​​slanting between the buns, like Traveling through the sea of ​​clouds, she turned her back to me, I stared blankly at her, curious, who is she?It seems that she understands my thoughts, and slowly dances on the clear water surface, enchanting and magnificent, and her slender waist is soft and light, every time her toes fall on the water, it is like stepping on the water. In my heart, there are waves of colored glaze, and the broken moon overflowing the sky

Who are you?I asked her, her dance finally slowed down gradually, with her sleeves hanging down and her head bowed, her complete figure under the light gown was like a weeping willow standing on the bank of a river of stars in a moonlit night.

I was so curious, I couldn't help walking forward, took her soft hand, she raised her head slowly, and smiled at me, her eyebrows were relaxed, her eyes were curved, wine swirls loomed, and the corners of her mouth It has a perfect arc.It was so beautiful, so flattering, it took my breath away.But do I have bad eyesight?No matter how you look at it, she looks like Li Shu, that little lolita.

"Gao Yang, I'm Gao Yang" I heard her voice, it was exactly the same as my maid Ludie's voice, but it looked so weird and cold, I shook my head quickly, turned around and fled, but was dragged tightly by her He said: "husband, where are you going? I am Gao Yang, your Gao Yang, what's wrong with you, you are afraid of your own wife!" Oh my god, why did my voice change again? I turned around in astonishment, her appearance Changed, turned into a green butterfly

"Ah!" Opening his eyes, he was drenched in cold sweat and had a splitting headache. The damned mixed wine felt as if twenty maces had been inserted into his throat to stir it up. No need to speak, his face turned blue from the pain of swallowing, and he was stunned. Sitting on the bed blankly, the dream just now left me with lingering fears, it was so frightening, sister Gao Yang appeared unexpectedly.What's wrong with me, I close my eyes, maybe I think about it day and night, I think about it, I have been afraid for a while that I will marry Gao Yang's sister and go on the original track of history.I can't help but be thankful that there is no MM Gao Yang. The dream just now is probably the resentment of MM Gao Yang who disappeared on another historical track towards me, a Colombian butterfly.

In the self-comfort, the mood finally relaxed, looked left and looked, something was wrong, it seemed that this was not my room.

Seeing the tea on the bed table, he scrambled over to grab the teapot and poured it into his mouth. It was warm and the temperature was just right. It moistened the throat that had been cracked several times, and it finally felt good. A little bit.

"Master Fang is awake? That's great." The person followed, and the closed door was opened. He looked familiar, as if it was the servant who led me and Li Ke last night.Thinking of the long spear that pierced through the air yesterday, I couldn't help shivering.

"Then" open your mouth, first you are a slab, the sound you make is worse than a rusty saw sawing wood, pretend to be dumb first, wink your eyes, and twitch the corners of your mouth. [

The servant stared at me stupidly for a long time before he suddenly slapped his thigh: "Master Fang, you want to ask why you are here?"

""Nodding, this guy's ability to comprehend is too poor.

"The thing is like this. Yesterday our young master saw that you were drunk and passed out, so he asked the little people to help you rest here. Master Fang, please wait a moment, and I will go to invite His Highness King Wu. His Highness specially ordered this morning, as long as you, Young Master Fang, Wake up and tell him immediately."

Nodding imposingly, he waved him away.I only remember the chaotic scene at the beginning of yesterday's situation. I didn't expect that I would brazenly snatch the drummer's job from Cheng's band. I'm so ashamed.Li Ke is a prince after all, no matter how bad he is, he can be regarded as a gentleman, why did he act like a monkey yesterday, making trouble with me, and didn't know how to persuade me, before he came, he ruthlessly despised him.

"Brother Jun, I want to be a brother." How dare the male duck voice call himself a brother?Who doesn't open his eyes, I raised the teapot in my hand when I was full of anger and had nowhere to vent