Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

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"It must be that group of old scumbags having a party." Li Ke gritted his teeth, and Li Shu's little girl also gritted her teeth, and nodded in sympathy.

"Brother Wei De, what are you?" I was confused, coughed dryly, and whispered while tugging at the corner of Li Ke's clothes.

Li Ke took a look at me and made sure I didn't mean to be stupid, so he shook his head and sighed: "I'll tell you in detail as a brother in another day, be careful here, those old bastards can do anything when they're drunk, murder, and arson."

"Ah?!" I was very confused, is this a bandit den or the Duke's mansion? [

Li Ke's horse hadn't stopped yet, and the servant who had been waiting outside the gate of Cheng's mansion came up to lead the horse. "Where's your second young master?"

"My lord is having a banquet in the front hall, and the second young master is having a banquet in the back hall. I don't know you." The servant answered quickly, and even took a sneak peek into the mansion.

"The back hall, Old General Cheng, we." Li Ke pointed to Li Shu who was holding his hand. "Don't bother me."

"Okay, please follow me." The servant seems to agree?He nodded and led us, like a military team in the enemy's rear, dodging and sneaking, dodging and dodging left and right in the front garden.

"I want to see if the old man's treasured sword is still alive, wow"

"Old man, taking the head of a general in a million-dollar army is like picking something out of a bag, watch the trick!"

Two belching middle-aged berserk middle-aged uncles were bared, their wine-red bull's eyes shone fiercely, they were gnashing their teeth, and the long knives in their hands flashed coldly, like a tornado flying sand and stones from our group. After scratching, Li Ke seemed to have been on guard for a long time. He put Li Shu behind him, and with the other hand, he pulled up the servant of the Cheng family to block him. I am glad that I am a low-key person, so when I walked at the end, I was still covered in cold sweat from fright

It seems that Li Ke's worry is very necessary. It really is a bunch of unusual old scumbags. I found that I was too outdated and cheap to keep up with the progress of the times.

Swipe!!!!, a long lance was nailed to the giant tree next to the rockery, and immediately heard the roar of a violent uncle: "Lu Fengxian shot the halberd at the gate, how can I get the lance from General Huating, wow ha ha ha " Immediately heard the echoes of ghosts crying and howling wolves, Buddha, please bless my life

Trembling and trembling, I finally bypassed the front hall, only to find that the long gown on my body was already soaked. As expected, it was the mansion of the famous Cheng Goblin in history. One step in the process.

"Who am I supposed to be? Originally, the virtuous brother of the King of Wu came here." The sturdy and rough man sitting in the chief seat was the first to stand up and salute Li Ke who entered the back hall.

"Brother-in-law, hey, my good brother-in-law." Li Ke smiled lewdly.Is it necessary to be so lewd?It seems that these two guys have definitely formed a deep bond before. I judge with the sobriety of an outsider.

The head's rough and burly man presumably should be the future husband-in-law of Princess Qinghe, his bearded face turned from red to black, from black to purple, and it took him a long time to hold back two words: "Brother"

Li Shu also appeared from Li Ke's side: "I've seen my brother-in-law hee hee"

Cheng Chuliang continued for a long time: "I've seen the princess." It seems that Li Ke is here to find a place today. It's interesting. It's none of my business. Keep a low profile, keep your head down and quietly follow behind these two royal children, humming and haha ​​fighting with Cheng Chuliang hello.

Uncle Li Ke took the main seat as a matter of course, and then he opened his mouth and kept silent, brother-in-law, you are so shameful, and the original host of the banquet, Cheng Chuliang, was embarrassed and exhausted, and he was always at a disadvantage. , Li Ke, who lost so much that he almost took off his pants that day, finally had a chance for revenge.

It's none of my business, eat, drink, stuffed grapes, sanle pulp, green ant drunk, you can drink whatever you want, roast leg of lamb, roasted hoof, braised duck, you can eat whatever you want.It's so interesting to watch these dudes drinking and reciting poems, flattering each other, beating each other and playing drunken madness.

"Hey Fang Jun" Little Lolita went to grab Li Ke first, unwilling to be lonely, but Li Ke gagged her mouth with a pork knuckle, and returned to her position angrily.Then, this girl's target actually shifted to me.

"#%^&%^&%" stuffed his mouth full of things, and groaned at the little girl for a long time, so angry that Li Shu's two crescent moons almost turned into grapes. [

"What's the matter?" I drank the sour wine in my mouth, it's cool

"Hmph, the guy who talks back and forth." Li Shu gritted his teeth and despised me.Angry, bared teeth: "little sister, be careful when you speak"

"Don't call me little sister, Smelly Fang Jun! Who said just now that you don't gamble or drink alcohol? Could it be a puppy that crawled over?" Little Lolita looked at people out of the corner of her eyes.

"I guess so." He scratched his head.

"Admit it?" Little Loli proudly raised her sharp chin, raised her grapes and took a sip of her mouth.Do you need to be so excited to grab my little tail?

"Enn, I admit it, but it doesn't mean I'm wrong. Think about it, I've come to such a festive place, and I can't communicate with these with amnesia." Li Ke's face was flushed from drinking, his electric eyes were turning wildly, his sleeves were stretched and the other was short, and he held up his cup to sing a song of friendship with his brother-in-law Cheng Chuliang who had almost fought with him just now. "Don't drink, don't eat, what else can I do?" The two greasy palms spread, what can I do, wow ha ha ha

"You!" Li Shu glared at me bitterly, and raised his chopsticks to poke the pork knuckle that Li Ke used to gag her little mouth to vent his anger, looking like a very wronged little daughter-in-law.

The last thing I saw was a beautiful mm like this, she coughed twice, and was about to untie her.Li Shu turned around suddenly, squeezed to my table, and looked at me strangely: "Are you telling the truth, did you write the words that day or copied your father's."

"What word?" Foggy, at a loss.

"I stand in the gale, wishing to let my heart ache away. I look at the sky, the clouds move in all directions, and I hold the sword in my hand. I ask who is the hero in the world." Li Shu's voice was very clear. She sang a soft and charming mood.

She exudes a faint refreshing floral fragrance, her soft voice, and her expression changes with the lyrics, so real, I thought I really saw the Concubine Yu who made a generation of overlords feel sorry for her.To be honest, based on my many years of visual inspection of class flowers, school flowers, etc., I can hardly find any flaws in her body.The complexion is as crystal clear as ivory, and the few freckles that are so light that they are almost unnoticeable add a touch of charm to her, without a trace of makeup, her eyebrows are like willow leaves, her eyes are full of autumn water, her nose is straight, and her cherry is small The mouth, the oval face with a round yet contoured face, exuded a charm that could drive any man crazy.Suppressing that evil thought, swallowing hard her saliva is so beautiful, and a little lolita can be so attractive, if she is a few years older, wouldn't it be a disaster for the country and the people?

Li Shu finished singing in a low voice, and looked at me with sideways eyes: "It's very weird, did you copy your father's masterpiece and show it off?"

"No, is it necessary?" I raised my head shamefully. It seems that I have grasped the essential elements of a traveler, that is, there must be a face that can completely cover the temperature of the sun.

"Really?" Li Shu blinked dangerously: "Are you sure?" The long eyelashes trembled slightly.It's really misty

"Hmph, I don't change my surname when I'm standing, and I don't change my name when I sit." My chin is now higher than Duke Lu's mansion, Mount Tai, and Mount Everest, and I'm about to pierce through the atmosphere

"Very good!" Little Loli snapped her fingers very neatly. I was dumbfounded by this signature Taimei gesture.Quickly look around to make sure there is no director or camera or anything like that.

Then, the little loli clapped her hands, stood up Shi Shiran while pulling the corners of her skirt, walked lightly with lotus steps, and walked to the side of Li Shuaiguo who was doing a drunken fist, pulled Li Shuaiguo's ear, and whispered in a very strange voice Mutter.It's dangerous, the alarm bells are ringing in my heart. I know too well the methods of middle school girls at this age.

"Brother Jun, where are you going!" Li Ke swayed in a lost step, looking like a tiger and a crane.They caught me at the door of the back hall in two or three strokes.My ancestors, you are a stern, girl Li Shu, you are dead, you stared at Li Shu angrily, and this girl stared back without showing any weakness.

"Brother Jun?" Li Ke, who blushed like a monkey's butt, slapped a drink, and continued to wobble and pointed at the pillar beside me: "Could it be that you want to abandon your friend and run away?"

"" I stared at him expressively, until he adjusted the focus of his gaze to me: "Little brother, I drank too much, and I'm so bored, I want to go out to get some air." Pointing outside and gesticulating.

"No, unless my virtuous brother recites a poem here, otherwise, I will punish myself three times." Li Ke pointed at the lacquered ear cup, shook his head, pointed at the jug, shook his head again, and finally stopped on the wine jar.Damn! I almost wanted to silence my mouth in public.

"Little brother's literary talent is really not in the eyes of all the talented people," he said with a smile to the surrounding dandies. [

"Okay! If that's the case, I don't force my virtuous brother, come here, and accompany me to sober up with Jian Wu." Li Ke seemed to be completely insane. After making gestures on his body for a long time, he pulled out a chopstick from his belt. drop

Another even more wicked scum, Cheng Chuliang, appeared, brought two long swords, and smiled obscenely, baring his two rows of fangs like a dog on fire.I really want to seize the sword and chop it up, but unfortunately this is not my home field.

It's too hard for me, this scumbag Cheng Chuliang desperately stuffed the sword into my hand, still muttering: "I have heard that the second son of the house has both martial arts and bravery, and he can break the bow of three stones. Feast your eyes, Brother Wangxian, don’t lose the title of Prime Minister.”

"Slow down!" Amidst the booing and applause of the dudes, I stood up, stared and shouted: "Want fighting, not martial fighting!" This voice had the air of a Red Guard with a Beijing accent.

"" The audience was silent, only the sound of a drunkard beating was heard.