Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

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"My name is Li Zhi, my sister asked me to come here, and I'm not doing my business." The little boy pouted, and looked like he was about to cry.

I quickly changed to a kindly smiling face, and kindly touched the head of the future Emperor Li Zhi of the Tang Dynasty: "Don't cry, brother will give you sweets."

"Who is your Seventeenth Sister?" His Majesty the future emperor sat on a fallen dead log, and took out a piece of malt candy from his arms. It was originally stuffed in my arms by the green butterfly in the morning as a snack. There is no way. First, bribe classmate Li Zhixiao first, lest this guy retaliate after he becomes the emperor. I once scared him.

There was a crunching sound, and Li Zhi pouted, slurring his words: "It's Li Shu, Princess Hepu."

"Oh, so it was that girl." No wonder, Li Zhi's eyes were wrong, too bad, I didn't pay attention, and the word "girl" popped up. If the crime of disrespect to the princess is on my forehead, it will be terrible.

"Wow! What are you?" Looking very surprised, he pointed at the pocket bow on the young lady's back and shouted to divert his attention.

Li Zhi, who was eating maltose, trembled in fright, and the sugar in his hand almost fell to the ground: "This is a riding bow, a gift from my father last year." Li Zhi took off the bow very proudly, showing off before my eyes.

Grabbing it with one hand, twisting it, it was too light: "It's less than a stone?" He squinted at Li Zhi.

"Brother Junjun, what are you talking about? It's half a stone!" Li Zhi blushed unbearably, and snatched it back angrily.

"Oh, try me." Without fussing with the children, he handed over our precious bow, and Li Zhi took it with one hand, almost dragging him and the bow to the ground.

"It's so heavy, Brother Jun. I'm afraid your bow is a heavy bow of three stones?" Li Zhi looked a little adoringly.

I didn't speak, and extended one, two, three, four, five deeply, um, the fifth one should be retracted first.

"Wow!" Little Zhengtai's exclamation was very clear, and his eyes turned from admiration to fanaticism.

"How many prey did Jun brother shoot and kill?" Li Zhi looked at me with bright eyes.

"I'm kind. If you don't make a move, you'll be bloody." He waved his hand in a heroic manner, holding my bow and still making gestures.

"But I saw you ejaculating just now." Li Zhi was a little afraid of my staring, and his voice became smaller and smaller.

"You can also shoot arrows?" Lao Tzu's eyes almost popped out of their sockets. The kid took off the toy-like short bow on his back, and shot a four-legged animal with ease.

"Of course, the six arts of a gentleman, these are the princes must have." Li Zhi raised his head high, his little face was a little red with excitement, and he almost raised his tail.

"What's the matter, isn't it just shooting a deer?" I gave the little kid a deep sideways look: "I think back then when I killed tigers and leopards with bare hands"

"This is the roe." Li Zhi blushed a little.Do you need to blush for Master Ben?

"Then do you know that roe deer and deer belong to the artiodactyla order, a family of ruminant mammals, so you can call a deer a roe, or a roe a deer, understand? This is called biology." I frowned, Very serious, like a zoologist.

"Yeah, got it." Li Zhi glanced at the iron-bodied bow that I kept gesturing in my hand, which could be used as a murder weapon at any time, and nodded quickly.

"His Royal Highness Jin Wang" looked back, and saw two guards running over with sweat on their heads. [

"What's the point of being so flustered? Didn't you see that this king is hunting here with Mr. Fang?" Li Zhi raised his eyebrows, a very arrogant kid.

Sure enough, this kid knows how to bully the weak and fear the strong, and it seems that he is indeed a talent to be made. No wonder Lao Li will pass the seat to him.

"Brother Fang, I want to see you give birth to a tiger and leopard!" The little boy's eyes were shining, he was eager to see the scene of human and beast fighting, and the two guards behind him stared at me with blue eyes. It looks like they want to tear me apart with their bare hands.

"Another day, the scene was too bloody. Think about that tiger and leopard whose stomach was torn apart by me, and the heart, liver, spleen and lungs were dripping bloody all over the floor. In that scene, if you don't believe you can't eat meat, you can ask them." Pointing to that Two guards who are half a head taller than me.

The two guards nodded like chickens pecking at rice, and their eyes turned from contempt to respect when they looked at me, a master of changing the wind and the wind.

Li Zhi teased me secretly, "What's the matter?"

"Don't tell my sister that I hit you." She raised her chin towards the artiodactyl ruminant mammal.

"What?"

"Sister Seventeen doesn't like me killing small animals, she says it's inhumane for children to kill small animals." Her big eyes flickered and she looked at me, with cold sweat dripping from her forehead, a sinister little kid, a blood-eating little Zhengtai.

"Okay? Brother Fang, if you don't let Seventeenth Sister, she won't take me out to play next time." Pulling my smock to act like a baby or want to tear my smock?

"Stop it, tear me up again, I promise you, but hehehe" I smiled sinisterly.It seems that my hunting plan has already taken shape.

"Okay! Little brother, I'll make the decision for you today." He untied a barrel of arrows on his body, and solemnly handed it over to this little boy who was only as tall as my chest, like a banner full of my hopes and dreams. Handsome guy

Holding Li Zhi's hand, they walked out of the forest proudly and proudly. Behind them, the two guards carried a lot of prey on their shoulders. They returned with a full load. They looked like a victorious general. It's changed a bit too.

"Did you hit me?" Li Shu dragged Li Zhi over uncertainly, ignored the little boy's complaints about being unacceptable, and stared at me.

"Do you need to ask?" The demonstrators shook their empty quiver in front of their eyes, stretched out two fingers to bow the string, and sneered twice, looking like a killer, walking with their heads held high, leaving this little eighth woman with a handsome face the back view.

"Is it you? Pheasant Slave." Li Shu had the air of a lady, with his hands on his waist like a teapot, his pair of beautiful crescent eyes turned into grapes with question marks, calling Li Zhi by his nickname.

"It's not really Brother Fang who beat you, if you don't believe me, ask them." Li Zhi hurriedly pulled the guard who had put the prey in front of him.

The guard looked as if he had just been ravaged by someone, he was exhausted and breathless: "Yes, yes, Master Fang's soul-chasing arrow, the arrow technique is really extraordinary, it is simply shaking the world, weeping ghosts and gods, every string rings , will not fail. In short, it is very powerful."

Li Shu rolled his eyes, and almost kicked his legs to die: "What are you chasing after? You're still crying ghosts and gods, what kind of shameful nonsense is this?"

Li Zhixiao just hugged his stomach and rolled on the ground with cramps, without any royal etiquette and momentum.

"Yes, yes, Young Master Fang taught me to praise him like that." The guard still had strength, and I was so angry that I hid behind the big tree and eavesdropped, I almost wanted to jump out and beat him.

Maybe it's because of my title of Chasing Soul and Killing Arrow that people dare not take it lightly, so throughout the afternoon, every dude, girl, and servant who saw me looked at me with weird eyes, so weird that I wanted to Smack them, I'm a scumbag [

"My stupid boy, no matter how hard he fights, he can't beat the second young master of the Fang family. It's so annoying."

"Hey, how can someone who is so stupid become a child prodigy? How can he become a poem in seven steps? It's too hateful."

"Do you know? That's Mr. Fang's unique skill of seven-step heart-breaking and returning to the hand. With one palm, seven steps will surely break your soul. If you can survive the seven-seven-forty-nine-day coma period, you can become Cheng is as smart as the Second Young Master Fang"

Gossip, see gossip again, only two or three months after I came to Tang Dynasty, gossip about me has been circulated in Chang'an several times, I don't want to pay attention to these scumbags.

The old man was very happy that I was gossiped about by him, and he always pointed at me every time he came.What kind of nonsense like a stick makes a filial son, and if you don’t fight, you can’t do anything. I can only crack my mouth and show my two front teeth with a smirk to show that I am very smart.

Just a month ago, the old man threw me into the Hongwen Museum on the grounds that my body had recovered, and let a group of old masters who were so gloomy all day long as if they had lost their wives and children to educate me, the flower of the motherland and the future. seedling.

A group of old masters in their 70s and 1s, with sullen faces, raised the corners of their eyes, holding the Four Books and Five Classics in their left hand, and a ruler in their right hand, what are they doing?Endorsement, if I can't recite it, I stretch out my white and tender little hand and get beaten. Fortunately, my young master is a genius in exam-oriented education. After memorizing pi, there are a thousand memory prodigy children. Excellent Student Cadre Award, First Prize in Quiz Competition, Provincial Excellent Violin Player Award, City Top Ten Middle School Students, City March [-]th Red Banner Bearer Uh bah bah bah bah, that's my mother's award, anyway, there are so many series that are astounding The title of tongue-tied, if I hadn't been madly obsessed with computer hacking in the third year of high school, maybe I would be the No. [-] combination of arts and sciences.

Shaking my head and humming along with the old masters, it is too easy for me to memorize this stuff by rote.

The guy sitting behind me happened to be Li Zhi, and on my left, the very unfortunate girl Li Shu was sitting on my left with an ugly face, baring her teeth at me when the old master didn't pay attention, and almost made me I tore up the book and made a paper figurine to make it.Didn't she just beat her at checkers yesterday afternoon?A stingy woman, as for what?And our third prince, Li Ke, has grown up and is no longer qualified to come to Hongwen Hall to eat and wait to die, and continues to lead a bunch of dandies to run rampant on Chang'an Avenue.And threatened that before I graduated from Hongwen Museum, I would date two girls and give birth to two babies, so I rely on it!Prince Stallion.

Old Master Chen appeared before Li Shu's desk like a ghost: "Your Highness, can you already recite it?"

"Ah?!" The little eighth woman who bared her teeth and yelled at me realized that the old guy in front of her had a black line on her face. Who is Old Master Chen, the No. Relatives and high-ranking cadres have never been punished by this guy, and want to find someone to cry?No way, His Majesty the Great Emperor gave these old men the right to use force.Who dares to say no?

"Teacher, Yi Ai has a question for you to ask." The corners of my eyes began to twitch, I twisted my waist, sighed, then stood up in a dignified manner, lifted the book in my hand, with a respectful face, hero save the beauty?