Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

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Nonsense, if it wasn't for Li Zhi, the future emperor poking my back so hard with a pen, I would lose my nerve and save this little eighth woman who fights against me every day.

"Oh." The old master's attention was immediately attracted by the sincere and expectant eyes of my good student, and he looked at the pitiful Li Shu who was blinking his big eyes with some hesitation. The thought of a delicate slap came towards me with a very pleasant face.

"The pheasant slave is so good. After a while, my sister will take you to have a drink. Lan Ranxuan has a new good cook." After class, the girl Li Shu was very moved by the younger brother's brave behavior. Li Zhi nodded excitedly, Almost pulled a tail out of the crotch, shit, not manly.

"Hey, girl, why don't you just thank him and not me?" I couldn't get angry, it was obviously my limelight, how could this kid steal it away.Lanranxuan has a nice view, but what I care more about is the taste of the food. [

"Girl?!" Raising his eyebrows, Li Shu's face almost hit my tall nose: "You have the guts to scream again."

The eyes are very round, the long and dense eyelashes are black and shiny, and the light eyes are strange amber, very beautiful. It's a pity that I saw a small lump of eye droppings on the corner of her eyes, which is very unappetizing, and the wings of the nose are wrinkled She has cute wrinkles, and her skin is very fair. Some time ago, I clearly saw some faint freckles on her face, but they are gone now. Could it be that the biotechnology of the Tang Dynasty has surpassed the 21st century?

"Please, Hepu, please stay away from me if you don't want to kiss. Also, the corner of your eye" swallowed the last two words, mainly because the distance was too close, for fear that this little loli might get mad and accidentally hurt someone's life. Let me, the number one hero of the Tang Dynasty, die in advance.

"The corner of the eye?" Li Shu blinked and glanced at Li Zhi who was reminded to stare at her.

"Eye shit, Miss Seventeen, there's eye shit." Li Zhixiao is very obedient and honest.The result is self-evident

"I said, can you convince your sister to let us drink grape wine?" I patted the shoulder of Li Zhi who was rubbing his head, and looked at Li Shu's slender back who fled in shame and anger. Her movement also became so fresh and fragrant.

"I don't know that Seventeenth Sister is also true, isn't it just a lump of eye shit? Why did you hit me?" Li Zhi rubbed his head sadly, and followed me forward.

"Don't underestimate the eyeballs on a woman's body, or a piece of white hair. For women, their beauty is affected." Unable to find an adjective, he made a random gesture on his face: "That's very likely to suffer for it." Start a war how can you look at me like that, don't believe it? Well, let me tell you a story about an island queen who sent troops to attack another country for a beautiful diamond to adorn the crown on her head story"

Li Shu sat across from me, his face as sinking as water, as if he was facing a formidable enemy, he hesitated for a long time before he gritted his teeth and took three steps. "Fang Jun, it's your turn to go."

Checkers, I used it to develop my intelligence when I was four years old, and Green Bead took eight steps in one go: "It's done, I'm only one piece away now, hehe"

"Ah?!" Li Shu was dumbfounded, the beautiful three-ringed bun was almost turned into a chicken coop by her, and he muttered something in his small mouth, and moved my beads back step by step.

"What's the matter? I'm afraid I'm a big man and I can't play tricks?" I squinted at the girl, threw a large piece of sauced meat into her mouth, sipped grapes and chewed deliciously, looking at the hard-working fishermen outside, Bibozhi The upper maple leaves are better than the fire, and the cool autumn breeze occasionally brushes the cheeks.Life is so pleasant.Unexpectedly, I shivered.it's almost winter

"Hmph, it must be cheating again." Li Shu angrily threw the copper coins in front of her, and pinched Li Zhi who was sitting next to her. "Pheasant slave, why don't you help my sister."

"I want to help, but Brother Jun is too powerful, so I can't help it." Li Zhi knew how to pretend to be stupid. This is progress. He is worthy of being a young man. He knows that he is not my opponent. After losing a few, he quickly put his hands back and watched the battle , unlike some women who gnash their teeth and insist on fighting to the death with me, a chess prodigy.

"Is the pheasant slave and sister a family?" Li Shu counted the few copper coins in front of him, his face was almost green, his eyes rolled around, and he patted Li Zhi's head kindly, kissing him authentically.

Li Zhi blinked: "Yes, yes."

"Sisters and brothers are of the same heart, and their benefits cut through gold, right?" Li Shu's words were provocative.

"Yes, yes," the kind-hearted student Li Zhixiao continued to blink.

"Okay, as expected of my good brother, let's form a joint stock company. Give me your money, half of the winners, and half of the losers." Li Shu is very bad, too bad, the poor princess Li Shu ignores the rich prince Li Zhi He snatched Comrade Xiao Li’s purse in twos and twos, and stared at me fiercely: “Boy, continue.” [

Leaning on the side, he yawned leisurely: "I said girl"

"Fang Yiai!" Li Shu's eyes started to turn red.Well, quickly change your words: "Sister Hepu, what time is it, still play? How about I give up? How about giving you a [-]% bonus?" Today's income is good, and I won this girl's usual money by playing chess again, so cool Well, it looks like it won't be long before this girl can only be reduced to watching others go to restaurants.

"No, I really don't believe it anymore. If you have the ability, you will lose to me." Li Shu's self-esteem was too strong, really, "Xiaozhi, are you sure you can lend money to your sister to make up for it?" Played chess all afternoon. , the head is a little bit wooden.

"Can you do it without borrowing it?" Li Zhi glanced at Li Shu who was on the verge of running away, his immature face was very mournful.

Ziqi, also known as checkers, is good for all ages. It is easy to learn, but it is difficult to become a master. You must know how to block eyes, cross pieces, and dismantle pieces. The beautiful classmate lost all her meal tickets, and finally made a killer move by throwing chess pieces to cheat.

"By the way, Brother Jun, the Tubo people have sent people here again." Li Zhi, who couldn't bear to see his sister being slaughtered by me, took a sip of grape wine and said in a low voice, diverting everyone's attention with a very strange look.

Li Shu also seemed to know that he was not on the same level as me, so he resentfully gave up the idea of ​​continuing to fight, divided the money on the table in the middle, and shared half with Li Zhi, and took back the stolen half with a smile on his face. purse.

I took a sip of the wine, tied my purse tightly, and ignored the girl's contemptuous gaze, "Why are you here?" I didn't care, it's a big deal, isn't it that Princess Wencheng married Song, the leader of Tubo? Do you like that country cadre?

"Marriage!" Li Shu's face was a bit ugly, he picked up the lacquer ear cup and took a sip, "My father seems to be ready to agree." He bit a chicken paw fiercely, his cheeks were bulging, and he looked like a beautiful eater. .

"Oh, that's good." This plate of jerky is good, with a strong bite, and the salt is not too heavy, it is very delicious.

"You! Eat, eat, eat, you won't die, you despicable traitor." Li Shu glared, spat out the chicken bones, and stood up with his hands on his waist.

"What did I sell me?" I looked at this girl with a confused face.

"You agreed with Tubo and you are not traitorous, what is it?" Student Li Zhixiao looked at me with a strange look, and despised my ancestors, you blunt, are Fengrouji relatives of Tubo?

The two siblings stood with their hips akimbo angrily. If it weren't for the fact that they couldn't beat me, these two little red guards from the Tang Dynasty would probably arrest me and parade me through the streets.Wronged

"In fact, you don't understand what your Majesty is thinking. The marriage seems to be a disadvantage for us, but in reality, Tubo will never recover because of this marriage." He remained calm, his expression unchanged, and his face remained unchanged when Mount Tai collapsed, except that he only had chicken bones in his hands. Apart from being handsome without a feather fan, I am now the reincarnation of Marquis Zhuge Wu.

"Really?" Li Shu had doubts on his face, and his expression was flickering, but Li Zhi pulled up my sleeves excitedly: "Brother Jun, tell me why my father has made Tubo so devastated."

"Marriage" I thought about the grand scene when Princess Wencheng married to Tubo described by later generations: "For marriage, does the woman have to marry people and things?"

When Li Shu heard what I said, he almost threw the lacquer ear cup he had just picked up on my head: "Nonsense!"

"The key is to be on the dowry people and things." I twitched the corners of my eyes, slanted the corners of my mouth, and my gaze was strange and sinister.

Maybe I'm not used to the sudden appearance of a real person like me. Li Shu couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and simply reached out and grabbed my skirt: "Quickly tell me, how did Tubo get so depressed? I can't tell. I'll go to see you soon." Find your father and let you cleanse yourself to pay for your marriage."

"Pfft" dead girl, the threat of losing my sexual life scared me so much that I spit all the wine on the girl's face.

""I saw it, I saw that the anger value of this girl has crossed the warning line, the daily limit, and the NASDAQ [